HOMELANDER IS FUCKING DRINKING HIS DEAD MOMMY ISSUES LADY'S BREAST MILK?? THAT HE KILLED??? OH MY GOD????

if they kill kimiko by a fucking rebar i’m going to steal something out of kripke’s house

im srry but im so glad they picked jack quaid for hughie cus WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSS

Prediction: Homelander and the blond lady he's into are going to end up fucking and it's going to be weird, like he'll suck her tits and call her mommy or some shit. He's also going to end up lazerbeaming her baby

mein gott....

tv drama reinactment billy butcher is killing meeeeee

fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”

the latest joel episode has me feeling high. the intro where hes interrogating himself about liking etho and then saying that ETHOS obsessed with him. him mentioning the mezalea empire s1 thing (which im watching rn!!). him walking in on etho talking about him. etho telling him that he must like camels because of the long necks and joel getting embarrassed and saying "youre so obsessed with neck kisses its a little bit disgusting". him running at etho and making fucking KISSY NOISES he made KISSY NOISES at etho and etho shrieking and running away. i feel like that damn homophobic dog

and gem and tango are just WATCHING THAT. theyre just SITTING THERE and WATCHING. they had to remind joel that it was a different series and different time. i feel fucking sick to my stomach

this stream was so much. joel saying his fav team up was boat boys. joel asking for jimmy to kiss him on the neck. grian asking joel why he was kissing grians neck. etho being etho with joel at the boat race. joel asking etho for a kiss on the neck after he won on hard. ren saying martyn’s lips and neck are very kissable. what was going ON

i’m so obsessed with murph being like “riz is a loser, he’s a dork, look how cringe he is” and everyone else being like “holy shit riz is the hottest bad kid, he’s so cool what the fuck”.

conversely fabian is played as this cool guy, suave swashbuckling dancer, meanwhile he’s flirting with himself in a mirror and his first turn is just him eating shit to a catastrophic degree

HE FUCKING FORCES THE SHAPESHIFTER GUY TO TURN INTO HIS MOMMY ISSUES LADY? OH MY GOD? I THOUGHT HE WAS HALLUCIANTING BUT HE FULL ON DOES THIS WITH A STRANGER JUST TO GET OFF TO HER? OH MY GOD???

i utterly refuse to cry while watching the boys i don’t think i’ll be able to handle any of that

*blows a kiss to my computer screen* for kimiko

season 2 episode 4 beginning scene with homelander and the white woman: izadachi

Starlight shut up! You're right but it won't turn out well 😭

why'd they also name him robert singer in this show btgrvfcd