Dnd idea- aroace bard who fundamentally Does Not Understand the concept of sexual attraction. They still do the stereotypical bard thing of like, sleeping around and stuff, but just because they think it's a fun activity for two (or more) consenting adults; there's no attraction involved on their part whatsoever. They don't really understand flirting but they're pretty good at it through sheer trial and error. They're still friends with like 99% of their former partners, which they seem to have an endless number of.