#the bad and the ugly
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映画の落書きまとめ。
邦題のせいで最初に見た時、続編かと思い本当に困惑しました。
邦題あるある…。
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#Clint Eastwood#Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef on the set of The Good#The Bad and The Ugly#1966.#Xenophon__#oldschool
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we've found it folks: mcmansion heaven
Hello everyone. It is my pleasure to bring you the greatest house I have ever seen. The house of a true visionary. A real ad-hocist. A genuine pioneer of fenestration. This house is in Alabama. It was built in 1980 and costs around $5 million. It is worth every penny. Perhaps more.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Come on, Kate, that's a little kooky, but certainly it's not McMansion Heaven. This is very much a house in the earthly realm. Purgatory. McMansion Purgatory." Well, let me now play Beatrice to your Dante, young Pilgrim. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
It is rare to find a house that has everything. A house that wills itself into Postmodernism yet remains unable to let go of the kookiest moments of the prior zeitgeist, the Bruce Goffs and Earthships, the commune houses built from car windshields, the seventies moments of psychedelic hippie fracture. It is everything. It has everything. It is theme park, it is High Tech. It is Renaissance (in the San Antonio Riverwalk sense of the word.) It is medieval. It is maybe the greatest pastiche to sucker itself to the side of a mountain, perilously overlooking a large body of water. Look at it. Just look.
The inside is white. This makes it dreamlike, almost benevolent. It is bright because this is McMansion Heaven and Gray is for McMansion Hell. There is an overbearing sheen of 80s optimism. In this house, the credit default swap has not yet been invented, but could be.
It takes a lot for me to drop the cocaine word because I think it's a cheap joke. But there's something about this example that makes it plausible, not in a derogatory way, but in a liberatory one, a sensuous one. Someone created this house to have a particular experience, a particular feeling. It possesses an element of true fantasy, the thematic. Its rooms are not meant to be one cohesive composition, but rather a series of scenes, of vastly different spatial moments, compressed, expanded, bright, close.
And then there's this kitchen for some reason. Or so you think. Everything the interior design tries to hide, namely how unceasingly peculiar the house is, it is not entirely able to because the choices made here remain decadent, indulgent, albeit in a more familiar way.
Rare is it to discover an interior wherein one truly must wear sunglasses. The environment created in service to transparency has to somewhat prevent the elements from penetrating too deep while retaining their desirable qualities. I don't think an architect designed this house. An architect would have had access to specifically engineered products for this purpose. Whoever built this house had certain access to architectural catalogues but not those used in the highest end or most structurally complex projects. The customization here lies in the assemblage of materials and in doing so stretches them to the height of their imaginative capacity. To borrow from Charles Jencks, ad-hoc is a perfect description. It is an architecture of availability and of adventure.
A small interlude. We are outside. There is no rear exterior view of this house because it would be impossible to get one from the scrawny lawn that lies at its depths. This space is intended to serve the same purpose, which is to look upon the house itself as much as gaze from the house to the world beyond.
Living in a city, I often think about exhibitionism. Living in a city is inherently exhibitionist. A house is a permeable visible surface; it is entirely possible that someone will catch a glimpse of me they're not supposed to when I rush to the living room in only a t-shirt to turn out the light before bed. But this is a space that is only exhibitionist in the sense that it is an architecture of exposure, and yet this exposure would not be possible without the protection of the site, of the distance from every other pair of eyes. In this respect, a double freedom is secured. The window intimates the potential of seeing. But no one sees.
At the heart of this house lies a strange mix of concepts. Postmodern classicist columns of the Disney World set. The unpolished edge of the vernacular. There is also an organicist bent to the whole thing, something more Goff than Gaudí, and here we see some of the house's most organic forms, the monolith- or shell-like vanity mixed with the luminous artifice of mirrors and white. A backlit cave, primitive and performative at the same time, which is, in essence, the dialectic of the luxury bathroom.
And yet our McMansion Heaven is still a McMansion. It is still an accumulation of deliberate signifiers of wealth, very much a construction with the secondary purpose of invoking envy, a palatial residence designed without much cohesion. The presence of golf, of wood, of masculine and patriarchal symbolism with an undercurrent of luxury drives that point home. The McMansion can aspire to an art form, but there are still many levels to ascend before one gets to where God's sitting.
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
#skye's ramblings#i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died#big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3
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#posted on my uhhhh side art account on twitter and thought i should make it clear here too#since they've been coming out of the woodwork lately#carry on#the terfs are really in their feelings about this one <3#really down in their hurt little ugly feefees <3#my they pronoun scares them soooo bad too#awww it's okay little dumb dumb the pronoun can't hurt you here have a binkie
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#The Good#The Bad And The Ugly#Ennio Morricone#Piano#violin#guitar#sheet music#flute#notes#music notes#piano sheet music#pdf#Youtube
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Arthouse Muppets
Art by Bruce McCorkindale
#Comics#Arthouse Muppets#Bruce McCorkindale#Film#Muppets#The Muppets#Sesame Street#Jim Henson#Art#The Good The Bad And The Ugly#Seven Samurai#Network#Ringu#The Ring#Pulp Fiction#Ocean's Eleven#Clue#Princess Bride#An American Werewolf In London#Star Trek II The Wraith Of Khan#The Wrath Of Khan#Star Trek#Humor#Humor Comics#Bert And Ernie#Statler And Waldorf
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Learn English Through Football Podcast: 2023 Copa Libertadores Final Review - Fluminense v Boca Juniors
In this football language podcast Damian looks back at some of the good, the bad and the ugly from the 2023 Copa Libertadores final between Fluminense and Boca Juniors in the Maracanã Stadium Brazil. In particular, he looks at the phrases, ‘ ‘ Don’t forget we have hundreds more explanations of football language in our football glossary and we also have a page full of football cliches. If you…
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keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
#fall out boy#fall out boy edit#fall out boy lyrics#fob lyrics#fobedit#folie a deux#joe trohman#patrick stump#andy hurley#pete wentz#headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet#sye did something#WAAAUGHH I FINALLY made a decent looking headfirst slide edit#the calendar starts with saturday because I fucked up the year and just realized after I finished itkjdhjd very fitting in fob world I gues#I know october is like a week something away but I have to upload this now because It's starting to look ugly#fun fact headfirst slide is my all time fav song if anyone cares#q
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delighted by the good the bad and the ugly stuff they slid into the show. now i can doodle fanart for two things at the same time
#fallout#fallout show#the ghoul#cooper howard#the good the bad and the ugly#one way to do a film still study i guess
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the pool scene
#the locked tomb#tlt#griddlehark#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#tlt art#tlt fanart#comic#apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts#um i spent like five days working on this nonstop#well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it#but uhm yeah#im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu#anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care#gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny#harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff#anwyas yah#ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more#the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4)#ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD#hatman is in the corner of ym room rn
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it’s hard to summarise just what this show means to me. it’s brought me endless joy and inspiration, as well as introduced me to some of my closest friends. it will forever hold a very, very special place in my heart.
thank you, bad batch 🖤
#the bad batch#hunter#wrecker#crosshair#tech#omega#echo#the bad batch crosshair#the bad batch tech#the bad batch hunter#the bad batch wrecker#arc trooper echo#the bad batch omega#tbb#star wars#fanart#my art#i actually finished this LAST NIGHT before the episode aired and posted it on twitter but forgot to post it anywhere else LOL#in my defense it was 3:30am#anyway#the finale was amazing i loved it so much and ugly cried until i couldn't breathe
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ode to a faux grecian urn
Howdy everyone,
Today's house, built in 2001, comes to you from, you guessed it, the Chicago suburbs. The house is a testimony to traditional craftsmanship and traditional values (having lots of money.) The cost of painting this house greige is approximately the GDP of Slovenia so the owners have decided to keep it period perfect (beige.) Anyway.
This 5 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom house clocks in at a completely reasonable 12,700 square feet. If you like hulking masses and all-tile interiors, it could be all yours for the reasonable price of $2.65 million.
The problem with having a house that is 12,700 square feet is that they have to go somewhere. At least 500 of them were devoted to this foyer. Despite the size, I consider this a rather cold and lackluster welcome. Cold feet anyone?
The theme of this house is, vaguely, "old stuff." Kind of like if Chuck E Cheese did the sets for Spartacus. Why the dining room is on a platform is a good question. The answer: the American mind desires clearly demarcated space, which, sadly, is verboten in our culture.
The other problem with a 12,700 square foot house is that even huge furniture looks tiny in it.
Entering cheat codes in "Kitchen Building Sim 2000" because I spent my entire $70,000 budget on the island.
Of course, a second sitting room (without television) is warranted. Personally, speaking, I'm team Prince.
I wonder why rich people do this. Surely they must know it's tacky right? That it's giving Liberace? (Ask your parents, kids.) That it's giving Art.com 75% off sale if you enter the code ROMANEMPIRE.
Something about the bathroom really just says "You know what, I give up. Who cares?" But this is not even the worst part of the bathroom...
Not gonna lie, this activates my flight or fight response.
If you remember Raggedy Ann you should probably schedule your first colonoscopy.
Anyways, that does it for the interior. Let's take a nice peek at what's out back.
I love mowing in a line. I love monomaniacal tasks that are lethal to gophers.
Alright, that does it for this edition of McMansion Hell. Back to the book mines for me. Bonus posts up on Patreon soon.
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#architecture#design#mcmansion#mcmansions#ugly houses#interior design#bad architecture#mcmansion hell#illinois#2000s
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im not supporting it bc fuck nfts or wtv but they made this ultra magnus funko pop and it's...ummm!
its speaks for itself 💀
#HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTED WITH#IDK#EVERYTHING#ITS SO BAD BRO#😭😭#im so glad its not real because i dont think even i could've defended this ugly ass shit#and im one of ultra magnus' biggest glazers 🙏#ultra magnus#transformers#maccadams#tf#maccadam#funko pop
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#its rough and ugly but it's all i've got#it's also pretty old#i havent been able to finish any art lately i think i've got a pretty bad case of art block rip#it's that or i'm just stressed with some unexpected crappy stuff that's been happening in my life#either way i can't bring myself to clean this up#chubsette art#wg art#getting fatter#wg kink#female feedee
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Top 10 cele mai bune filme din toate timpurile
Top 10 cele mai bune filme din toate timpurile
Top 10 cele mai bune filme din toate timpurile
“The Godfather” (1972) – Regia: Francis Ford Coppola – un film despre familie, putere și crime organizate, cu o distribuție excepțională, inclusiv Marlon Brando, Al Pacino și James Caan.
“The Shawshank Redemption” (1994) – Regia: Frank Darabont – un film despre speranță și prietenie într-un penitenciar, cu o distribuție excepțională, inclusiv…
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#Forrest Gump#Pulp Fiction#Schindler&039;s List#the Bad and the Ugly#The Dark Knight#The Godfather#The Good#The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King#The Matrix#The Shawshank Redemption#The Silence of the Lambs#Top 10 cele mai bune filme din toate timpurile
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