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JEFF Triton -- Character Sheet

Archetype — The Ruler Birthday — April 25, 1967 Zodiac Sign — Taurus MBTI — ISTJ Enneagram — 6; the Loyalist Temperament — Melancholy Hogwarts House — Huffleclaw (with a Slyth model) Moral Alignment — Lawful Good Primary Vice — Pride Primary Virtue — Diligence Element — Earth

Overview:

Mother — JODY Triton (nee Poole) Father — Cyrus Triton Mother’s Occupation — homemaker? Father’s Occupation — mer-government? Family Finances — uh all mermaids are rich are mermaids a communist dictatorshiP? Birth Order — Oldest Brothers —  None Sisters — JEAN, JUNE, JULY, JANE, JILL, JADE Other Close Family — Octopian, Trent -- brothers in law; Jewel, Jasmine, Jetta, Jem, Jennite, Jasperine, Julia -- nieces; Jordan -- nephew; Athena’s family. Best Friend — Sebastian and Scuttle Other Friends — Mufasa, The Prince ??, Benjamin Enemies — uh humans? lmao Pets — nah fam. Home Life During Childhood — More introverted but still friendly, didn’t get in much trouble (Athena was the #rebel). Kind of a nerd, his sisters’ deaths made him stoic. He loved them a lot and was kind of the peacemaker of them. Liked to explore, spent time collecting things/cleaning. Loved the environment.   Town or City Name(s) — Boscombe Reef off the coast of Bournemouth; Swynlake, England What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — it was under the ocean?? do they live in caves?? do they have infrastructure? do mermaids sleep in dens do they have "blankets" (makes no sense) and mirrors and toys??? BUT UH pretty clean and neat?? like if he did have toys and, sure, he had toys, they were always put away. Any Sports or Clubs — mer-debate, mer-student council, stuff like that Favorite Toy or Game — mer-chess, mer-monopoly (and the regular versions) Schooling — fish school? HAHA get it? puns. Favorite Subject — history but also really liked science and finds it v applicable to his job Popular or Loner — was very friendly and had friends, but they were mostly “school” friends. liked to be rather solitary, but lots of people liked him. Important Experiences or Events — his sisters’ deaths, moving to land, marrying/meeting athena, athena’s death, his daughters’ births Nationality — er English? I guess? Culture — Merculture Religion and beliefs — Merreligion  

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim —  Sean Bean Complexion — had acne and has scars, but otherwise dark, tan, leathery skin and kinda red sometimes Hair Colour — Copper-y brown/red but going grey Eye Colour — Blue Height — 5’10 Build — Stocky and powerful Tattoos — a whale across his chest, multiple smaller ones--probably all the girls’ birthdays somewhere listed under a fancy letter “A” Piercings — had a nip piercing, ear piercings -- still wears ear piercings when dressing up Common Hairstyle — on the longer side but nicely groomed--def going grey but still pretty brown/red, beard is super nicely groomed it is his best feature ofc (alana makes him special beard cream) Clothing Style — DAD™ wears cargo pants, sandals and socks, CROCS, hawaiian shirts, etc Mannerisms — strokes beard when thinking, talks with hands, frowns when deep in thought Usual Expression — resting bitch face, but he’s actually so soft

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — decent, probably gets colds every now and then but overall pretty robust health-wise Physical Ailments — n/a Neurological Conditions — depression, PTSD, anxiety Allergies —  seasonal allergies Grooming Habits — rather good, sometimes falls to the wayside bc depression, but mermaids pride themselves on their appearance, esp concerning their hair Sleeping Habits — insomnia which gets worse the more worried he is. Goes and sits in his office a lot at night. Doesn’t sleep very well at all. It makes him tired. Probably falls asleep watching TV in the evenings Eating Habits — eh, he can forget to eat if he’s busy and is a snack addict. But he always has dinner with the girls when he is home.   Exercise Habits —  not suppppppper active, but he swims which is really good for you, isn’t unhealthy but isnt like JACKED Emotional Stability — about a 7. He’s pretty stable unless the girls are giving him hell or something happens in Swynlake that throws off the sense of safety. Body Temperature — Normalish Sociability — 4-5, pretty average. He has been masquerading as a human for al ong time but sometimes he makes little mistakes and says weird things. Doesn’t really seek out conversation but can hold one very well. Not shy, just quiet. Addictions — uhh coffee probably Drug Use — nah Alcohol Use —  occasionally, likes a good craft beer; RARELY gets drunk

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — indulges with food, dwelling on the past Good Habits — good grooming, good listener, organized, quick learner Best Characteristic — the biggest heart, he cares deeply about his fam and community Worst Characteristic — stubborn, suspicious, anxious Worst Memory — his sisters and athena’s death Best Memory — marrying athena! His daughters’ births! Proud of — his daughters, his company Embarrassed by — his daughters -- benjamin probably lol Driving Style —  too damn cautious, grandma, soccer moms you if the car stops too fast, Safe Driver ™ Strong Points — resilient, strong, detail-oriented, smart, studious, hard worker, meticulous, community-oriented/family-oriented Temperament — stoic, laidback til u piss him off Attitude — cautious, realistic, lil sassy but like subtle Weakness — his fears and anxieties Fears — losing his daughters Phobias — ?? Secrets — he’s a MERMAID Regrets — not being with athena/being able to save his sisters/wife, def relationships w lana and ariel Feels Vulnerable When — when he doesn’t know what is going on, lack of control, when his girls are upset with him Pet Peeves — littering, not being listened to, putting their feet on the dashboard Conflicts — wants his daughters to be independent v wants them to be safe; family versus community: mermaids are community oriented and it is hard for him to not fully be himseLF and not be useful -- would choose fam over community. Motivation — be a good community leader, keep his daughters safe, give back, keep the lake/ocean/community safe and clean, be a good dad Short Term Goals and Hopes — daughters succeed academically, board stuff, community safe Long Term Goals and Hopes — safe and happy for his fam, WANTS GRANDBABIES Sexuality — heteroflexible/demisexual Exercise Routine  — swims p regularly Day or Night Person — wants to be a day person, but his depression/insomnia force him to be a night person Introvert or Extrovert — extroverted introvert Optimist or Pessimist — pessimist with realist leanings

Likes and Styles:

Music — Jimmy Buffet and dad rock, also Jazz Books — biographies! Magazines — nat geo, home improvement magazines, men’s health, takes teen vogue quizzes w the girls Foods — p much likes everything, lots of fish, also likes sweets and junk food Drinks — craft beer, water, coffee Animals — his marine counterpart is a turtle!! But he likes most animals--just not in the house w a bunch of daughters,, Sports — eh not particularly Social Issues — left-leaning on most social issues, but more fiscally conservative. Big running points are always SAFETY SAFETY. Big on environmental stuff Favorite Saying — “if life gives you limes, make margaritas” - Jimmy Buffett Color — Green, like Athena’s eyes /tear Jewelry — wears bracelets, rings, necklaces, mostly hemp and beaded stuff, occasionally metal if Dressing Up Websites — watches TED talks, loves youtube (for animal vids), is that dad that comments on everything on facebooks, decent w the internet bc y’know he runs a company, TV Shows — home improvement, cooking shows, bad reality telly, historical dramas (mad men, house of cards), sitcoms Movies — tbh likes romcoms on the lowkey, hates horror, will watch anything hte girls want (but horror) Greatest Want — keep his family safe, happiness for his girls Greatest Need — learn to let go, safety/security/peace

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — lives in the Woods, five bedroom, three floors, mansion Household furnishings — relatively modern but also homey Favorite Possession — his photo albums and his wedding ring Most Cherished Possession — HIS DAUGHTERS!!! Married Before — to the LOVE OF HIS LIFE Athena Significant Other Before — probably one girlfriend Children — Attina, Andrina, Adella, Arista, Aquata, Alana, Ariel Relationship with Family — has a good relationship with his sister who is still alive and that fam, they live on land these days tho closer to the shore tbh?? They probably work together. Really close with Attina, Andrina, Aquata. Has a good relationship with Arista too. Strained relationships with Ariel and Adella and Alana (in that order of most to least strained lol) Car — 2012 Honda Odyssey in grey -- “The Humpback” Career — CEO of Triton Industries, a nonprofit that works towards ocean clean up. Dream Career — Uh, probably exactly what he is doing tbh Dream Life — being able to move between the land and the ocean freely without fear of repercussion, athena alive, all his daughters happy, retired with grandbabies Love Life — non-existent /tear; tho tbh probably gets hit on all the time. This makes him uncomfortable. Talents or Skills — good at chess, good cook, handy around the house, knows sign language/french/spanish, can sew a bit, play an instrument ?? (something brassy maybe the trumpet or drums) Intelligence Level — 8, he’s v intelligent. Finances — they rich af holla @ sunken treasure

Your Character’s Life Before Your Story:

Past Careers — uhhh worked in mer-government tbh probabyl like environment conservation   Past Lovers — like one girlfriend, he was not very smooth w the ladies Biggest Mistakes — being too controlling, letting athena out of his sight Biggest Achievements — watching attina and adella graduate, all his daughters being safe and (mostly) happy!!, his company, his solid place on the board

Lots o’ Fun tag

I was tagged by @ayo-jin ♥ I hope things are going well! I’m sorry for not having responded in a while ;;

Are you named after someone? - kind of but not rlly?? ehh ya’ll rdy for the most morbid story of ur life. so before i was ashlyn, i was gonna be named jenna beth bc my grandma wanted it that way right. but like,,, some time before i was born my mom was watching the news and saw that a baby got sUper rekt by a babysitter and suffered a horrible death #rip smol bab but anyways that baby was named ashlyn and i am now living the legacy that baby should have

When is the last time you cried? - @plsinx when we started that dumb elf/human angst whenever tf that was

Do you like your handwriting? - I do! But only when I’m taking notes. I tend to write better when I know it’s for something important.

What is your favorite lunch meat? - Deli sliced turkey tbh. I kind of live off on it sometimes.

Do you have kids? - Only the worst best cat in the world  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? - It depends on if I was still the same and not someone with another personality because tbh finding friends like me is a stRUGGLe and I need more. But if I was someone else entirely, prooobably not. I think I’m kind of hard to talk to sometimes and that I come off kind of cold and distant.

Do you use sarcasm? - Not really.

Do you still have your tonsils? - Yee.

Would you bungee jump? - I want to say yes, but that’s probably easier said than done haha. I don’t mind heights, but I mind the whole falling aspect, so yikes.

What is your favorite kind of cereal? - ppl think im wrong for liking plain cornflakes but come on guys it’s so good

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? - Nah. You just pull ‘em off and go.

Do you think you’re a strong person? - this one is actually hard to answer. i’m weird when it comes to handling things.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? - It’s a tie between raspberry and mint chocolate.

What is the first think you notice about people? - Body language and hair tbh. 

Red or pink? - Pink. 

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? - My skin. I have a lot of acne scars and scars just in general. I also have a lot of freckles and blood spots due to me always scratching at my skin. It’s just not a good look lmfao.

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? - I’m actually barefoot rn, but I have black pajama pants on with a red and white plaid pattern on it.

What was the last thing you ate? - Like two packs of those cheddar crackers with cheese or peanut butter in the middle. I have no self control.

What are listening to right now? - 1.2.3 by B.I.G ;; it’s literally on repeat i love it so much

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? - One of the crayola crayons that has glitter in them

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? - I think it was my pappaw. He asked me what time he needed to get me for school because my mom was away at the time.

Favorite sport to watch? - I’m not big into sports tbh, but I don’t mind soccer.

Hair color? - It’s brown now! Now that I’ve grown it back to it’s natural hair color, I’ll be able to dye it fun colors ;A;

Eye color? - Blue.

Do you wear contacts? - Nope! I think I look best with my glasses.

Favorite food to eat? - hit me up with that subway tho

Scary movies or comedies? - I am much too anxious for horror movies, so I’ll take a comedy. The last time I watched a horror movie, I think I actually ended up crying later that night because I was so afraid to sleep pft.

Last movie you watched? - Free: Starting Days.

What color of shirt are you wearing? - It’s a bright blue. It doesn’t match my pants at all lol.

Summer or winter? - Winter, but I prefer autumn overall.

Hugs or kisses? - //sweats where’s the option for a good fist bump bc i prefer neither

What book are you currently reading? - Invision by Sherrilyn Kenyon. It’s been a while since I read the last book, so I don’t remember like the 2039203 characters, plus the dialogue in this one is a whole lot cringier than I remember the last books being. Disappointing, really, since it’s one of my favorite fantasy series. But it’s ok because Caleb is still best demon boy  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Who do you miss right now? - @ithemighty i miss my boys ok do u kno how often im listening to the frame series (honestly take a shot every time i promote them)

What is on your mouse pad? - I don’t have one omfg. I use my books and notebooks since I use my laptop.

What is the last TV program you watched? - Diners, drive-ins, and dives omfg (support my one true love @ guy fieri)

What is the best sound? - @fluffyjihun u ever heard a smol pretty boy whimper

Rolling Stones or The Beatles? - the wiggles

What is the furthest you have ever traveled? - Texas lmfao. I only stayed for two days.

Do you have a special talent? - not really, no. i’m told i do a good magikarp impression tho

Where were you born? - Ohio. Like, a few cities away from my town.

i’ll tag some of my friends and recent followers ♥ || @batl7 @fluffyjihun @756cm @knkruinedmylife @plsinx @akatsukinoito @imleavingonatrain @btshietue @fairyim @vixxeroni

i was tagged by @celestiallbabe 1: Are you named after someone? Nah, my birth name was after my brothers crush tho. So glad that my parents let my brother name me 😐 2: When is the last time you cried? Sunday I think? Mighta been yesterday but it was during the day nd my dad was home so logically it would have to be Sunday but it feels like yesterday? 3: Do you like your handwriting? Ehhh kinda it's like writing in a secret code that no one can decipher. Also I can write very small with the same if not better legibility so that's cool, everyone is surprised when I write tiny and fast. 4: What is your favorite lunch meat? Salami 5: Do you have kids? God, no 6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Hell no 7: Do you use sarcasm? Ehhh not as much as I used to 8: Do you still have your tonsils? Hhnope I was coughing up white smelly stuff for months until they got taken out, fun memories right there nd after anesthetic but before surgery I told my mom that even if I died it would be okay. Freaked her tf out 9: Would you bungee jump? Nah 10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? Apple Jacks 11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nah I can barely tie them why would I put myself through that 12: Do you think you’re a strong person? Hhhhhhhhhnope 13: What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip 14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Fuck if I know uhhhh hair maybe? 15: Red or pink? Red ig? 16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Hahaha where to start; my scars my lopsided boobs my boobs in general my fucking acne my dark af hair fucking everywhere my hips my under eye circles my big nose my small lips my moles my freckles just everything man 17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black pjs w pink kitty faces and no shoes 18: What was the last thing you ate? A few chips 19: What are you listening to right now? Nothing ATM but the last thing I was listening to was Changes by David Bowie or Going Under by Evanescence but I'm not sure which device I was listening on so not sure which 20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Mint 21: Favorite smell? Mint or lemon or sunflowers 22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My mentor friend person 23: Favorite sport to watch? Ski jump or soccer 24: Hair color? Purple-pink but naturally it's like almost black also imma do prolly teal next 25: Eye color? The green kind of hazel 26: Do you wear contacts? Nah 27: Favorite food to eat? Cheese, typically goat nd esp garlic nd herb flavored 28: Scary movies or comedy? Scary 29: Last movie you watched? That Katie couric documentary about trans ppl but if you don't include documentaries I think it was finding dory 30: What color of shirt are you wearing? Pink 31: Summer or winter? Winter 32: Hugs or kisses? Neither pls 33: What book are you currently reading? Exodus by Leon Uris (through recommendation from my Jewish mentor, who was actually afraid I wouldn't like it be it's "fairly on the Jew side" or I would find it more interesting bc it is, which if there's one thing I like it's learning about other cultures even if it's through fiction) 34: Who do you miss right now? Surprise surprise it's my mentor 35: What is on your mouse pad? ??? Didn't think ppl actually used those but I don't have one 36: What is the last TV program you watched? Haha a docuseries about crimes but wo documentaries The Mick 37: What is the best sound? Little meows 38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? I listen to The Rolling Stones more but I honestly like The Beatles more 39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? North Carolina prolly, maybe Niagara Falls or D.C. But I'm not sure which is actually farthest 40: Do you have a special talent? Sleeping for 16+ hours and still being tired 41: Where were you born? Columbus oh prolly gonna die here too i tag fuck if I know ? Whoever wants to ig