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mercuryal · 1 year

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Who got the 💦🫦SAUCE🫦💦? 🤤🥵

From Captains to Klingons, all these Star Trek Chefs work HARD to WHET your palate with HOT EATS and FRESH worms. Can your tastebuds handle the HEAT of what they’re SERVING up?

Give it a 👅🔥TASTE🔥👅

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best-star-trek-character · 1 year

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#best ds9 character competition #the Klingon chef #mirror Kira #mirror verse #intendant kira #the intendant #st #ds9 #deep space nine #deep space 9 #Star Trek #best star trek character competition

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astralbondpro · 6 months

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S02E17: Playing God

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ikilledamanforthisurl · 6 months

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i'm not sure if this is bias from someone whose only seen voy+ds9 or if it's maybe more due to the setting of ds9 (a place people visit instead of people who visit places) but it is soooo delightful seeing all the PEOPLE!!! all of these unspeaking extras all dressed up in weird costume and extraordinary makeup. all of these aliens so different from one another and yet blending perfectly and harmoniously into the background, entirely irrelevant but no doubt leading unique and interesting lives. that probably sounds contradictory to love seeing the people when the show is no longer about Exploring To Meet People but idk something about ds9 feels different. feels alive and intriguing. maybe ds9 simply cant throw in human extras and call it a day like on a starfleet vessel because that just Is Not The Setting but also maybe ds9 does it willingly. happily. look at all of these different people. so many good unique character gimmicks get used in ds9 namely related to business owners/local workers and we are only so blessed with getting to know a few of them. a spy from the planet of state servitude who is drawn to the mundane and hedonistic self gratification owns a tailoring shop because hes banished from home. a bar tender who gets blackmailed into staying and his cop-vs-criminal dynamic best frenemy the Unknown Sample butt heads every day. all of the bajorans and their religious sites!!!!!! the school!!!!!! a worker from Capitalism Planet forms a union and then quits his job to be a freelance engineer and his sex worker wife who he loves very much. a guy from some sorta warrior culture who instead works as a chef serving live worms to his patrons who'll also burst into song during downtime. all of the shady visitors dealing in illicit substances and goods. all of the weird shapes and colours on these visitors from races whose names we may not even know. one of the starfleet crew guys gives birth to litters and he does this multiple times and some longterm professor on the station has a transparent skull and all this & more is conveyed to us strictly thru crewmembers gossiping about all the strange new different People around them because this show is all about People

#ikildaman shut the fuck up #ds9 #this was supposed to be a rant on how i want to steal the klingon chef idea for an oc because klingons having mundane jobs is SO GOOD #and somebody already took the klingon medic idea (SUCH a good gimmick oh my god #what im saying is they should make more shows about shopping malls. or warfront towns i guess is the more apt comparison #businesses and workers and customers and civilians.... living life living LIFE #it hits especially so considering a space station is just not a place you spawn. you CHOOSE to go there. you CHOOSE to live there #you CHOOSE to hold ur business there etc etc. maybe this is why ds9 feels like it revels in its People #for every person who shows up here has to be a Choice. there is no background extra put in without thought and consideration #seeing klingons just in the background hanging out together during a time ds9 HAS klingons on it when the episode is not ABOUT them was jus #it was so good i pogged i pointed at my screen and i pogged #the little details........

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youngpettyqueen · 1 month

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im gonna be unreasonable about Julian having the Klingon chef actually make their lunches rather than just getting the food from the replicators

#star trek: ds9 #a stitch in time #julian bashir #elim garak #otp: I need to know that someone forgives me #this is ABSOLUTELY something he picked up from Sisko #I dont think Julian can cook for shit and I think he knows that so he goes to the Klingon chef #to make one of Garak's favourites #and for himself of course #even knowing that the Klingon chef doesnt make HIS choice- chips- very well #just. he could've gone to the replicator and it would've been fine #but Sisko's influence. knowing the value of a hand-cooked meal #the extra bit of effort #and probably money- I imagine he had to pay for it #he's trying so hard #im in my feelings

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rainbowresurrection · 4 months

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As someone who is exclusively attracted to men. Klingon Woman is one hell of a gender

#i mean damn #chefs kiss #tng #klingons

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bagheerita · 30 days

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I know "The House of Quark" is an episode about... Quark, but I spent the entire episode kissing Miles O'Brien full on the mouth.

#first he walks in complaining about his day but when keiko doesn't react instead of being all 'listen to me!' he asks HER about her day #and when he realizes she's depressed about having nothing to do he tries multiple ways of cheering her up from dinner and sex to #converting a section of the station into an arboretum (a fabulous idea btw. stfu bashir) to encouraging her to go on a 6 mnth research trip #like dude. you are WINNING the husband award. I personally don't even see the point of having a spouse but if they were like you then ok #star trek ds9 #deep space nine #ds9 s3 The house of quark #miles o'brien #also quark solves klingon shenanigans with economic knowledge and it's fantastic. and the way he wins the duel is *chef's kiss*#my star trek (re)watch

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marxistgnome · 1 year

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#star trek #by normal guy i mean civilian who doesn't get involved with plot and is just chilling #ds9 #tng #mot the barber #klingon chef

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filmjunky-99 · 7 months

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s t a r t r e k d e e p s p a c e n i n e created by rick berman, michael piller [melora, s2ep6] 'Klingon Restaurant'

#star trek #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine #rick berman #Michael Piller #ds9 season 2 #deep space nine season 2 #ds9 Melora #melora #lot: st ds9 season 2 ep 6/26 (ep 26/176)#Ron Taylor #Klingon Chef #Klingon Restaurant

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dilfsisko · 2 years

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Desperately want more fat folk on Trek. And not just aliens. Give me a big engineer again, something positive so all the fat rep isn't Tilly, Scotty, and a smattering of really sketchy alien tropes (The Hierarchy, the fucking Pakled...)

PLEASE

I would kill for more positive portrayals of fat people on Trek. Any fat people! Please for the love of God i just want to see a fat person in alien makeup

#els.txt #i miss the klingon chef #y'all remember the klingon chef?

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darkiecat · 2 years

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The Klingon restaurant?

Is Chef Kaga back!? o.o

#star trek #ds9 #ohhhh klingon chef my beloved I want him to be back (っ °Д °;)っ

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hollowslantern · 9 months

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this klingon chef is hot as fuck

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milfleeta · 1 year

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ds9 missed the chance to do an episode of the daily lives of the promenade merchants. quark and garak get into a disagreement when quark puts up an obnoxious new sign in front of the bar. garak declares it an eyesore that’s ruining business for everyone. the entire ep is them quipping at each other and seeing who can get their petition signed first. cut to crazy shenanigans of them making their case to a wide range of merchants with increasingly hilarious results. the number of signatures remains a tie until the klingon chef is all that remains. he sides with garak after garak says something that could either be a threat or a proposition for sex. the episode ends with quark taking down the sign, and he and garak commiserate over their shared businessman woes.

and idk maybe the b-plot is sisko and lwaxana switching bodies

#ds9 #deep space 9 #the daily lives of the mall staff

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animentality · 1 year

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I love that ds9 showed us Klingons with different professions.

We had a Klingon chef, Klingon scientists, and a Klingon lawyer.

The lawyer was hilarious cuz I just. Can't imagine.

How funny Klingon law school must be.

#ds9 #star trek

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best-star-trek-character · 1 year

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Official DS9 Character Bracket

And here’s the final bracket! Round One will go live tomorrow, 4/13 at 10 am EST!

Full List:

Round One:

Left Side:

Alexander Rozhenko vs. Keiko O’Brien: poll here

Mora Pol vs. Lwaxana Troi: poll here

Vedek Bareil vs. Captain Benjamin Sisko: poll here

Sirella vs. Molly O’Brien: poll here

Mirror! Garak vs. Gilora Rejal and Ulani Belor: poll here

Curzon Dax vs. Quark: poll here

Martok vs. Ishka: poll here

Brunt vs. Maihar’du: poll here

Kai Winn vs. Chief Miles O’Brien: poll here

Rom vs. Mila: poll here

Joseph Sisko vs. Joran Dax: poll here

The Klingon Chef vs. Mirror! Kira: poll here

Elim Garak vs. Jennifer Sisko: poll here

Goran’Agar vs. Weyoun: poll here

Enabran Tain vs. Shakaar: poll here

Sarah Sisko vs. Vic Fontaine: poll here

Right Side:

Leeta vs. Female Changeling: poll here

Solok vs. Dr. Julian Bashir: poll here

Natima Lang vs. Legate Damar: poll here

Grand Nagus Zek vs. Keevan: poll here

Sarina Douglas vs. Gul Dukat: poll here

Admiral William Ross vs. Lt. Commander Worf: poll here

Kasidy Yates vs. Pel: poll here

Nog vs. Morn: poll here

Michael Eddington vs. Tora Ziyal: poll here

Jack, Patrick and Lauren vs. Constable odo: poll here

Tekeny Ghemor vs. Lenara Kahn: poll here

Dr. Elizabeth Lense vs. Jake Sisko: poll here

Luther Sloan vs. Counselor Ezri Dax: poll here

Major Kira Nerys vs. Kor, Kang and Koloth: poll here

Mirror! Worf vs. Grilka: poll here

Baby Changeling vs. Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: poll here

Round Two:

Left Side:

Keiko O’Brien vs. Lwaxana Troi: poll here

Captain Benjamin Sisko vs. Molly O’Brien: poll here

Mirror! Garak vs. Quark: poll here

Martok vs. Brunt: poll here

Chief Miles O’Brien vs. Rom: poll here

Joseph Sisko vs. Mirror! Kira: poll here

Elim Garak vs. Weyoun: poll here

Enabran Tain vs. Vic Fontaine: poll here

Right Side:

Leeta vs. Dr. Julian Bashir: poll here

Legate Damar vs. Grand Nagus Zek: poll here

Gul Dukat vs. Lt. Commander Worf: poll here

Kasidy Yates vs. Nog: poll here

Tora Ziyal vs. Constable Odo: poll here

Lenara Kahn vs. Jake Sisko: poll here

Ezri Dax vs. Kira Nerys: poll here

Grilka vs. Jadzia Dax: poll here

Round Three:

Left Side:

Lwaxana Troi vs. Captain Benjamin Sisko: poll here

Quark vs. Martok: poll here

Chief Miles O’Brien vs. Mirror! Kira: poll here

Elim Garak vs. Vic Fontaine: poll here

Right Side:

Dr. Julian Bashir vs. Legate Damar: poll here

Lt. Commander Worf vs. Nog: poll here

Constable Odo vs. Jake Sisko: poll here

Kira Nerys vs. Jadzia Dax: poll here

Quarter-Finals:

Left Side:

Captain Benjamin Sisko vs. Quark: poll here

Chief Miles O’Brien vs. Elim Garak: poll here

Right Side:

Dr. Julian Bashir vs. Lt. Cmdr. Worf: poll here

Constable Odo vs. Jadzia Dax: poll here

Semi-Finals:

Captain Benjamin Sisko vs. Elim Garak: poll here

Dr. Julian Bashir vs. Jadzia Dax: poll here

Finals:

Captain Benjamin Sisko vs. Jadzia Dax: poll here

#best ds9 character competition #st #ds9 #deep space nine #deep space 9 #star trek deep space nine #star trek deep space 9 #star trek #best star trek character competition

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starships-were-meant-to-die · 3 months

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Based on the infamous scrambled eggs scene, I’m headcanoning that Riker is a shitty cook for a human, but an excellent chef of the Klingon dish. He asks Mrs. Rozhenko (whom he affectionately calls ‘Helena’) for her rokeg blood pie recipe and masters it. He and Worf share it in his quarters when he makes one.

#will riker #worf #worf x riker

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