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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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EVIILLL (i love that) BUT do they still make out WAYYYY longer then needed even if they're broken up?

oh, Certainly, darling. ;)

here’s the reference post for context.

and actually, that whole music video scene/side plot lives so rent free in my head, that i…started writing it out as a little mini para? i just miss writing stuff and wanted to do something fun and dramatic and spicy with legit crazy amounts of emotional/sexual tension in it.

because…oooough my god, i just know jersey was annoying and extra as FUCK that whole time. which, while diabolical, is also a very bold move bc stan was not speaking to him, like, At All and had no intentions to but kyle, conversely was extremely desperate speak to him so…he saw his opportunity and he took it, baby!

my man was Working! It! every angle, throwing his head back, his jawline could cut glass, his hair was so luxurious i bet it smelled so good, his like billowy tunic thing was falling over his shoulder, which has so many freckles on it…all while he was winking and waving his pretty long ass fingers at stan, smiling evilly.

— and when kyle does the things he did to him as raven back to him, it’s so funny to me because stan had to be blackout drunk and try really hard to exert that level of sex appeal as the biggest boyfailure on planet earth, but jersey quite literally is just That Bitch, does not need to try at all, can do it ten times better and it’s one hundred times more effective on ravenstan —

who is probably in hair in makeup, gripping the table so hard, trying to be unbothered when he’s SO bothered, hot and otherwise, shaking so much the hair and makeup team are like “you need to stay still.”

like stay still???? STAY STILL??? bitch! could you stay still if literally your ex super best boyfriend and the hottest person on planet earth is trying to eye!fuck! you! during the shoot for YOUR MUSIC VIDEO??? which i know that was extra stressful bc it was stan’s music video so it was his concept so he designed his own hell and built it around kyle and wanting to see kyle do it, so he literally played himself, rip bestie.

a mess…a MEEESSS.

and after all that happens which, whEw! a lot was happening, it was Very Ungentlemanly And Depraved, there were a lot of hands…in places that polite young man’s hands should not be…but when they pulled off i Swear kyle was smirking lookin sooo smug and satisfied, absolutely shameless, abt to try and go in for another one like literally tucking stan’s hair behind his ear, like skating his nail down his jaw line slowly and stan was SEETHING. i mean mad mad MAD!!! and stan never gets mad. like he stormed the hell out of there slammed the door And Everything before screaming into his hands.

free ravenstan, stop the violence jersey!!! you know my man is a pacifist and can’t fight back. :/

p.s. pls note that ravenstan looks like a slutty punk rock crimson dawn virgin sacrifice version of victor van dort in corpse bride but like more red than blue bc of raven stans angst divorce hair…do we…do we see the vision? there’s a vision and in it stan looks extremely pretty, wide eyed, easily corrupted & biteable. <3

#oh my god literally this entire thing is a mess #like the fact that ravenstan probably had an extremely vivid sexually charged dream about this #was like hm what if i make it a music video and pretend like its beautiful artistry when i really just want to see kyle #dressed like a sexy sexy vampire and do bad things to me #LKHDLKHSHSLSKHS JAIIIILLLLL #but like then takes literally the fattest l on planet earth bc he literally built his own hell like he fucked up so badly #he did not think kyle was gonna show he thought he was gonna cancel like literally stan wanted to call in sick but its HIS MV???#and jimmy and kenny are like are you okay can you do this and hes like duh yeah ofc im a professional i dont even car--#literally walks into jERSEY and who just winks and says Watch Where Ya Flyin’ Angel ;) HDSLKS HE WANTED TO DIEEE #AAAA WATCH WHERE UR FLYING ANGEL IS SOOO SICK OF HIM LIKE I AM IN SHOCK I WOULD FALL TO MY KNEES #LIKE KYLE PLEASE STOP RIZZING HIM HES SO WEAK HE WAS BREATHING SO HEAVILY JIMMY WAS PATTING HIM ON THE BACK #WITH HIS CRUTCH LIKE THERE THERE BUDDY KSHDLKDS #amazing i...am gonna write it i want to laugh and cry #jersey kyle is too good at this like hes so powerful #they looked good i know they looked good anyways do we see the vision are we obsessed i want the copy of the mv #but like the xxx directors cut where stan and kyle makeout for like several minutes and knock everything over #thank you for coming to my ted talk #also i wrote this ask meme bc i was just talking to rp about it and i literally got so unhinged help akshdlksad

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eddiekinkston · 2 years

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Brother. I am preemptively holding you. Dynamite was A Lot.

i just logged into tumblr, everything was insane but my brain was left behind during the bryan x daniel match, first of all...the rolling around, touching and holding each other down, the whole dragon slayer thing so fucking beautiful and sexy and amazing and i love it, im literally so in love with him...and then like just the entire match had this intensity to it and the ending and like his face on his crotch and they way they were countering each other it's a lot i don't know how to feel and daniel looked like a little puppy the entire time, when he was fighitng and in pain and like holy shit do i wanna blow up he's made bryan pass out more than once im literally fucking losing my shit about it i literally want to light up in fire and blow up and i cannot begin to express how i am feeling i want to eat a whole fucking table KJASDHFUWEHFJKSDF

and then phil and then kenny and then everything i just am skjfhweuiofhksljhgflkdjsfhgiluearhgkljdf ????adfhsariu fghqiuwehfjklhsdbfkAJHDFO NCweufoiuwefoiualdfhasdhjgf uias i cannot cope rn

#i am not okay i am fucking #in a fetal position i want to die #blows up

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trspencermd · 4 months

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Happy Friday All! It's almost that time to bring in a NEW YEAR! I can’t believe that we have made it through an entire year of living and the New Year is approaching! This past year has been an interesting year and it has truly been a pleasure and privilege to be the back and foreground for so many amazing and fun-filled events. Today’s Friday Fidelity Mix is a set that I performed for Dupont Underground ~ Disco Night! I appreciate all of the support and encouragement you have provided and I close this year out with this mix! Please EnJOY! DJ Suspence

Here is a Link to the Disco: https://www.mixcloud.com/tyronespencer96/house-of-disco/

Here is the TrackList:

1. Life Is A Dancefloor (Club Mix) ~~~ The Shapeshifters, Kimberly Davis

2. The Greatest Dancer ~~~ Sister Sledge

3. Dancin' ~~~ Peter Brown

4. Dance Dance (Nudisco Clubmix) ~~~ Block & Crown, Culum Frea

5. Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah) ~~~ Chic

6. Boogie Wonderland (Dj ''S'' Rework) ~~~ Earth Wind & Fire With The Emotions

7. Boogie Oogie Oogie (Extended Rework House Edit) ~~~ A Taste of Honey

8. Boogie Oogie Oogie (Digital Visions Re-Edit) ~~~ Taste of Honey

9. Fly Robin Fly (Maxi Extended Rework Lost Temple Dub Edit) ~~~ Silver Convention

10. Funkytown (Original Boosted Extended Mix) ~~~ Lipps Inc.

11. Heart Of Glass (Oliver & Thee Mike B Remix) ~~~ Blondie

12. I Want Your Love (DJOK Extended Mastercut Remix) ~~~ Chic

13. Take Your Time (Do It Right) (Solidisco Remix) ~~~ S.O.S Band

14. I Love Music (Joey Negro Sweet Music Mix) ~~~ The OJays

15. Take Your Time (Do It Right) [Professor LaCroix Re-Edit] ~~~ SOS Band

16. Love Train (Dacyr VDJ Remix) ~~~ The OJays

17. Love Hangover - Almighty Mix ~~~ Diana Ross

18. I Need Somebody Tonight (Joey Negro Zone Mix) [feat. Thelma Houston] ~~~ Sessomatto & Thelma Houston

19. Bad Girls - Sonic Boolteg Remix ~~~ Donna Summer

20. Bad Girls - BSB Remix ~~~ Donna Summer

21. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (Extended Rework A Djok! Special 12 Inch Club Remix) ~~~ Rod Stewart

22. Stayin Alive (Albina Mango Club Remix) ~~~ Bee Gees

23. Love Hangover (Micky More & Andy Tee Classic Disco Blend) ~~~ Joey Negro, Micky More, Andy Tee

24. About Damn Time (Purple Disco Machine Extended Remix) ~~~ Lizzo

25. Stomp (DJ S Bootleg Extended Dance Re-Mix) ~~~ Brothers Johnson

26. Good Times (2K21 by Marco Fratty & Marco Flash Remix) ~~~ Sister Sledge

27. You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine (Kenny Summit, Frankie Knuckles & Eric Kupper's Unreleased Anthem) ~~~ Lou Rawls

28. Dancing Queen (Love To Infinity Radio Mix) ~~~ Abba

29. YMCA (MacDoctor MV Remix) ~~~ Village People

30. Car Wash (Digital Visions Re-Edit) ~~~ Rose Royce

31. Best Of My Love ~~~ The Emotions

32. Disco Inferno (Dj S Bootleg Remix) ~~~ Trammps, L. Green, R. Kersey

33. Fantastic Voyage (Original 12 Disco Mix) ~~~ Lakeside

34. I Feel Love (Masters At Work 86th St Mix) ~~~ Donna Summer

35. Hot Stuff [Frankie Knuckles & Eric Kupper As Directors Cut Signature Mix] ~~~ Donna Summer

36. The Hustle (Maxi Extended Rework House Edit) ~~~ Van McCoy

37. Le Freak (DFP Remix - BPs Mixable Cut) ~~~ Chic

38. Love To Love You, Baby (Wen!nings Dance Mix) ~~~ Donna Summer

39. You Should Be Dancing (Extended Rework House Remix) ~~~ Bee Gees

40. Stayin' Alive ~~~ Bee Gees

41. Cuff It (Rightside Mark Di Meo Remix) ~~~ Beyoncé

42. Mary J. Blige Vs Doctor Love (Original Mix) ~~~ Mary J Blidge

43. The Boss Feat. Azumi Takahashi (Michele Chiavarini Remix) ~~~ Namy

44. Its Raining Men ~~~ The Weather Girls

45. You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Michael Gray Remix) ~~~ Sylvester, Michael Gray

46. Copacabana (Maxi Extended Rework A Pied Piper Disco Mix Edit) ~~~ Barry Manilow

47. I Will Survive ~~~ Gloria Gaynor, Freddie Perren, Dino Fekaris

48. Im Every Woman (Disco Purrfection Version) ~~~ Chaka Khan

49. Ain't No Stopping Us Now ~~~ Samir Maslo

50. Love To Love You, Baby (Wen!nings Dance Mix) ~~~ Donna Summer

51. Get Off (Digital Visions Re-Edit) ~~~ Foxy

52. Upside Down (Almighty Anthem Mix) ~~~ Diana Ross

53. We Are Family ~~~ Sister Sledge

54. DNA - Karizma Dub ~~~ Kendrick Lamar

Looking Forward to seeing YOU in 2024!

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geffenrecords · 3 years

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c, i, o, and s again bc I want more hcs >:))

wow full pigeon party ask....LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO [ill ask u sum in a minute dw]

C: ugh....kym*n. even before i was into south park id randomly go on a spree of watching a bunch of animatics or looking at fanart of it randomly and like....idk i didnt really care for it bc i didnt know the characters at the time.....i liked stan and kyle bc i am a FOOL for best friends to lovers.....but then i watched the show and i was like okay. so. like i wont bully you for liking it but i am.....really judging.....

I: not really....the mcyt fandom is a little annoying sometimes tbh.....but honestly its more on insta i really only see stuff abt it when carter rbs it but hes allowed bc i like him. uhmmmm.....idk the star wars fandom was either annoying as hell or funny as fuck. they have their moments yknow.

O: okay hold on [spins wheel] i think your nose is bleeding by the front bottoms....yeah stan. several lines remind me of it. not a huge fan of stan being an alcoholic but like.....ig it could work for angst....like i think itd be something interesting to explore for his character, but im not like...huge advocate for it. its pretty weird but in this one the lines like ‘and shes got the nerve to call me // tell me she loves me // and that she is tired // of being alone // so shes coming over // cause its better than being alone //’’ could be like stan and kyle on da phone....yaknow....also “im not gonna sit here // and deny what im pretty sure i felt // with what we had // just wanna feel it with someone else” is v like....stan and wendy esque. i think theyd try to date for a lil bit but then be like yeah this is not working and end it but i do think their dynamic is....inch resting.......

S: okay whore [jk tenk u.....i love talkingggg] hmmm....ive said this so many times to u but i think that kenny and craig would be homies. like not for the Edgy Material, i just like them both and think theyd get along well. theyre not best friends but kenny is the only kid from m4 that craig can stand. theyre like neighbors n shit.....like theyd work well as roommates basically.....n e wayz......stan and kenny want to get their ears pierced bc theyre emo ass mfs and kenny drags craig along so now they all have pierced ears and i have no idea WHY i like this idea....but i do.....stan cries and craig never changes his they stay like. the same. u cant even tell bc he never takes off the damn hat jesus dude wash it im begging.....anyway herez a dooble of them all

#real talk that doodles good. im proud of it.#that kenny.....amazing kenny. im so sexy.....#sp #alyssa asks #THANK U ALYSSA BTW HEHE........#grayling

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allelitefics · 4 years

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Worth it - final part!

Characters: Hangman Page x OC / Kenny Omega x OC

categories: angst, fluff

Summary: Kenny is having a hard time accepting the fact that you might be in a new relationship, despite him already dating someone new....

This is the final part! Thank you all for reading!!

Taglist: @fiskers7136 @princessminjikwon @im-a-nerd-fight-me @allelitexo @donnithestar @jonsmoxley @lilred91

Once you got outside you texted Adam...but he wasn't responding. You figured he was probably busy in the ring getting ready for tonight's show. You just really needed someone to talk to. Anyone but Kenny would work right now. You sat against the concrete wall and just stared at your phone. "Hey darlin." you see Adam emerging and your spirit definitely lifts into a better mood. "Hey! I wasn't sure if you got my text." you said. "Yeah I rushed out here as soon as I saw it." he said coming over to you. Pulling you into him. you always thought he looked incredibly sexy when he wore his hair up and he was in his pre-show workout clothes. "So what's wrong? What'd Kenny do now?" he said with a small laugh. "It's so stupid Adam.. and I'm sorry.. I don't know what this is right now with us.. I really like you a lot. I just saw how he's very public about his new girlfriend and he was so secretive about him and I .. it made me feel pretty shitty." "Well.. first of all.. I want you to be mine...I just not sure if you're ready baby." You look off to the side, because you've questioned that yourself. "Second of all, I'm learning he's a prick sometimes and theres a reason you two broke up." You nod your head in agreement. "I do want to be yours." you tell Adam looking him in the eyes again. "I mean we kiss in front of people, I'm sure that's what they assume." He started to grin at you. "You sure darlin?" "Definitely." you say with a smile.

---6 months later---

You were excited for going out with the crew after Dynamite tonight because you and Adam had something exciting to share. However, you were a little nervous because you knew that not everyone would probably be excited about the news you were about to share. It past 8 months of being Adam Page's girlfriend were amazing, and maybe you were still in the "honeymoon" period but things were about to get really real with the two of you. You had to admit you were heavy in love with him, his country strong attitude was such a turn on for you, not only was he strong and amazing at what he does for a living, he was handy around the house always finding new things to work on and build. He always kept busy and you loved the passion that he had.

"You ready for this?" Adam asked pulling you in close to him. "Yes" you say with a grin. "Let's do this then."

You both entered the bar and saw the group sitting in a rounded booth, everyone was there.. Cody, Brandi, The Bucks and .. Kenny. "Ayyy!! There they are!" Cody shouted when you both approached. You had the biggest grin on your face, but this group often made you smile and laugh. "So before we sit down..we just wanted to make an announcement.." Adam started. You scanned the faces of everyone and when you looked at Kenny and he was staring directly at you, you could tell his reaction was not going to be the same as the rest of the crew. "You're getting married?!" Brandi shouted. You laughed, "No, we're not getting married." you said. "Just spit it out!!" Nick said with excitement. "We are pregnant." Adam said then widened his eyes and smiled. "Holy shit!!" Cody said getting up to hug the both of you, it followed with everyone, including Kenny hugging you and congratulating you, but then he left and went outside. Your eyes followed him and you felt a little sad.

See.. about two months ago, Kenny and Riho broke up, and he came to you afterwards wanting to get back together. Saying he made a mistake, it was like that for a while. At that time you already knew you were pregnant.. not to say you would get back with Kenny.. but it was definitely not going to happen.

You whispered over to Adam, "i'm going to go check on Kenny." he nodded and kissed your temple and you went outside to see him sitting on a bench. "Hey Kenny.." you say. "Hey" You sat down next to him, "I'm really happy for you, Y/N. I just needed some air." You nod your head, "I know.. I just wanted to check on you." You put your hand on his to show that you cared about his feelings. "I just... man...I started getting in my own head thinking, I could win you back..we could have that family that we wanted.. but now.. it's just.. not gonna happen." You nod your head without looking at him, "When you talked to me two months ago and just let me know everything..I already knew I was pregnant.. and I couldn't tell you. You had me actually rethinking things at times.. I'm not gonna lie." he looked over at you and your eyes met. "But, Adam really does treat me so good.. he's amazing and he's going to make a great Dad." "I know he is, and you're going to be an amazing mom...have you two talked about.." You cut him off "Marriage?" "Yeah.." "Not yet...I don't want us to be forced into marriage because we're having a baby." "So maybe I'll have a chance." he says with a smirk growing on his face. You smack his arm playfully. "Yeah right." you say laughing. "Let's go back inside." he says standing up and taking your hand. He pulls you in to hug him. "Congrats again, beautiful." he says. You both head inside and you join Adam in the booth. "Is he good?" he whispers to you. You smile and nod, "yeah everything's going to be okay."

#kenny omega x reader #adam page fanfic #hangman adam page fanfiction #hangman page x reader

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myheartbeatskids · 5 years

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Jon: how long ago did you see him, it was a long time ago, i know!

Me: it was over a year ago

Robbie: and did you think id wait?!?! O.O

Me: yeah.

And I just laugh. Cause I know he did. Watch he will tell me.

Robbie: well shit, I did! But how did you know?!?!

Me: it isn't about me, Robby.

Jon: wow

Me: its about you. You know what is important

Robbie: my kids

Me: yeah And yourself. That's why we get a long and i know you don't need any one.

Robbie: you know how important my friends are to me and i left them all for you

Me: you know you didnt. You know my email.

MWII laughs heartedly

Me: hush it Matt. I only saw one kid and I know you guys had daddy's girl and mommys girl. Did you bring both?

Robbie: yeah you know I did

Me: so you had someone waiting at home for You when I saw you the first time?

Robbie laughs: she was with friends. See that's why i get you, you're so strict!

Me: yeah well when i got to my car I cried. You had me all fucked up.

Robbie: but why?!

Me: because you don't just strut into a Wal-Mart 900 miles from home like it ain't a thing.

Robbie: I know! I didn't!

Me: I know.

Robbie: but why did you cry

Me: because you made Me smile.

Robbie: wait what

Me: you made me laugh. But mostly because I knew.

Robbie: that I left? And i made you proud? Hey I ain't a kid. I'm a grown man!

Matt laughs

Me: shut up Matt. I know. A kid wouldn't know what to do.

Robbie: oh

Jesse: I see this thing between you too. Its different than me and her. You two. Im gonna cry. Its pure joy.

Robbie: happy to be alive. We made it. Sabrina, you did, too. That's why you cried. Because you knew I left And took both my kids. You knew you cared enough about me to teach it to me. And you cried for you. Me. And everyone in between. I'm a totally different man because of you. I thought i was good. I knew I was good. I thought I was deep. But you made deeper my thoughts, my joy, my temper. That's what I see you don't know. How much you impact others. You type and you stay angry and you fight and you fight and you will until you die. That's what you told me, now isnt it?

Me: yeah And I'm not finished.

Robbie: but almost. Dad?

Jesse: yeah I'm there. I see I know her because of you. They're different, don't you see, Sunny?

Sunny: yeah. I want to be happy too

Robbie: see there. That's what I mean. That's how Sabrina feels almost every day and the Annie. "But doesn't every body" that's what you used to say. I remember.

Me: I used to always think about that. You were the first person in a very long long time I talked to about happiness.

Robbie: well You did good. It stuck with me this while time and it changed my life completely. And I want to marry you

Me: I could say yes. [I try to skip MWII quickly] whoa shit your father is sitting there

Robbie: what's that got to do with anything?

Me: Idk he might try to compare dicks or something.

MWII: wow I think I'm embarrassed. I thought I was retro romance but he's good

Bobby: I'm telling you!

MWII: but she got babies!

Me: Matthew!

Bobby: like hes an annoying younger brother.

Jesse: well You can! You're Tarah's kid!

Robbie: mmm. Well what do you think, Sabrina?

Me: well we could date... Man it would be So nice just to have a turtle shell so I could just hide!

Robbie: no I'm for the whole thing

Kenny: no I've been trying to get her to get with me for months and I started years ago

Robbie: but see youre too busy you don't know how to make time for her or how t9 make her laugh

Jesse: is that true? He knows how to do thwt for you?

Me: yeah. Matt, quit! You're not about to be watching porn and youre gonna get blue balls all night!

Matt face palms: i hate myself

Jesse: well You are insane aren't you?!?!

Matt eagerly: uh huh. And i think you need to leave Robbie!

Jesse: he used to take my hat and throw it out the front door. Sabrina found 5 hats under the porch one day all belonging to me because obviously i wouldn't leave but my hat would stay!

Robbie: he's a little orphan and hasn't found anyone to love yet

Me: hes like a poltergeist.

Jesse: well this is really romantic.

Me: yeah it's a little strange isn't it? And he's your son and every thing to top it all off

Jesse: do you care?

Me: no its just unexpected. Like when I saw you at Wal-Mart, Robbie.

Robbie: yeah I know! You ran off!

Me: well i didn't mean to initially. I turned to tell Annabelle but she was gone.

Robbie: yeah but you did linger, we noticed. Well my daughter did

Me: I saw you running after me

Robbie: yeah well I didn't know your car

MWII: ohhhh shit.

Me: yeah I guess that makes sense. But then you got in your truck and i thought your daughter had gone in the store

Robbie: yeah she did.

Bobby: omg this is romantic!

Me: you run really fast. Like I thought I was crazy I was all no.. he probably went in the store. No one with that short legs can move that fast! And then disappear!!!!

Chuck: remember that ghost truck yesterday?

Me: that shit was funny.., i was all dam I thought it was a real truck... Then i got disappointed it was!

Robbie: is that what made you cry, that I disappeared?

Me: no you waited to run.

Robbie: well i told her what I was gonna do first.

Bobby: which was what? I'm on the edge of my seat.

Robbie: follow her home.

Bobby: to do what?

Robbie: tell her how I feel.

Me: O.O oh

Robbie: you're as lame as me. Hey dad. She used to do this shit to me. All sure and secure of herself and I would be all "oh" "but" "uhhh"

Me: he was cute tho.

Robbie: oh i bet. Cause you kept doing it.

Jesse: well go get her and bring her to me so i can place my hands on her head and bless her

MWII: well go on now, you know I don't want to marry you

Me: no Jesse! You just wanna suck what's left of my brain!!!

I decide to go out and smoke...

Jon: she looks like me when I was 10 ans ahe wanted to save me from the kid factory and I said "this lady loves me too much!!"

(Jesse did)

Out side:

Me: Chuck

Chuck: do what you want

Me: no, Chuck give me some advice.

Chuck: I wanna marry you!

Me: Jesse! Please tell me you don't wanna fuck!

Jesse: i don't wanna fuck

Sunny: this is too funny!! Let me meet him and I'll tell you what to do. I'll be your bridesmaid. Me and Annie we will share duties

Candy: me too mom

Me: sunny! Well it sounded like you already decided!!!

MWII laughs hysterically: shes all WTF?!?!

And laughs forever.

Shome: no one can tell you what to do.

Me: I know.

Bobby: then why you ask?!

Me: it's just so sudden!

Eric: it's been over a year

Me: well see I been busy. And i was just telling Jesse and the kids that i don't need any one.

Bobby: but romance!

Me: but I'm not like that.. I've pretty much always been single

Bobby: well that's stupid if you believe in true love and you know MWII ain't gonna do that for you. He just tries to protect you. Thats all.

Jesse: you look sudden but you already knew. He did everything you wanted. Did what -- did you promise?

Robbie: yeah.

Jesse: see thats all I have to say to you.

Robbie: Well shit Sabrina don't forget to breathe!

Me: oh! Well shit!

MWII: shes so funny

Me: you and kept calling me dumb! And he was sitting there waiting why didn't you say something! Well shit!

MWII: cause i didn't want to! Fuck you bitch! You're my sister!

Me: well quit telling people you're my husband!

MWII: shut up. Don't contradict me!

Me: alright, so you'll need to meet the kids

Robbie: all?! 0.0

Me: what if I said yes?

Robbie: 2 and Candy. You know my 2 already love you.

Jesse: do they?

Me: mmmhmm

Jesse: how do you know?

Me: they told me.

Jesse: well shit, idc go on get married

Me: you gonna pay for my wedding, daddy? You know you always wanted to be my daddy.

Jesse: I don't talk about money with strangers that fuck my son

Me: how about kids you baby sit and encourage you to take back your living ane abused kids like Jon?

Jesse: that's your kid, too. I'm bored. Hurry up and get married so i have something to do.

Me: brain wssh us? Do our laundry? Dirty dishes? Cook us food?

Jesse: are you not an adult?

Me: half the time lately im five or 6 why? Dont act like you're not 22.

Jesse: don't tell my real age. People can do math you know.

Me: ok, well Robby. Let's hang out, I don't have time to schedule a wedding

Robbie: oh yes you do!

MWII: sabrina goes what?

Me: no I was just gonna argue. No open ended questions, you know I stand my ground.

Robbie: oh friendly banter!

Me: well why aint you called or anything?

Robbie: well You look busy! And i just been working. And to be truthful I did need my time, you were right.

Me: well You do run really graceful.

MWII: shut the fuck up Sabrina you're just a nerd. Just say it Jesse you know you want to

Jesse: I can't! I'm shocked and pleased! Im surprised she actually found someone to love.

Bobby: now Sabrina don't cry

Me: wow that's a tall order! It's easier to get married!

Jesse: she's a tough cookie, and it would be one of my kids. I think that's pretty amazing.

Me: you know me and the bestie talk about this...like men living on their own to get to know themselves before even thinking about marriage

Eric: well now its time!

Jesse: I was wondering why you get along so well. I remember the first time you saw her, your eyes lit up with joy. No not at your parents in Okmulgee

Me: oh Oklahoma. When I was walking in the street with tiffany

Jesse: yes

Me: and you hid your eyes

Robbie: i thought they were making fun of me and i was already married a month and a few days And unhappy. I didn't want you to deal with that

Me: then I saw you at UNM after i gradh9and went to have lunch with the bestie.

Jesse: how do you remember that?

Me: because both times I said how did hot and sexy get on this Earth and both times he ran away too fast. And I've only said that about him.

Jesse: O.O well go on get married then!! Sunny you don't need to meet him!! That's what I prayed for! I put that in Mr Gloom for her!! God works fast, doesn't he!!!.?

Me: yeah. I didn't put anything in it, I couldn't think of anything. I knew I work too hard not to be a success. So thank you.

Jesse: well aren't you a little bitch? Seriously. You didn't put anything?

Me: I didn't.

Jesse: you sent me the link and you didn't?

Me: I didn't get to it. I was busy trying to fix everyone else's.

Jesse: like you tried to fix his.

Me: i should put wrinkles tho, I noticed my frown lines are deep and solid

Jesse: there's always next year

Me: i figured if I just smiled more, they would go away on their own. So it looks like you already put it in for me this year.

Bobby: well fucking shit! Im gonna cry!

Just about every one else: its about time you catch up!!

Bobby breaths it back in: there I'm caught up... O no I'm not!

Robbie: well You know you could be kissing and they will pucker up.

Jesse: looks like I did it for you two times.

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rewrentless · 5 years

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Taz Balance Quotes

I have no idea how long ive been working on this, between 2 and 7 months but finally ive made a list of memorable quotes /quotes that made me chuckle

-Any you driads down to clown

-That was my grandfathers haunch

-Everyone needs a barry bluejeans!

-You shouldnt had your dog jump up my ass! I dont think my dog could fit in an ass! You havent seen this ass

-Eat me barry

-If you were making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter are you gonna take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch??

-she thinks my tractors sexy and i think im no longer welcome here

-hello hello welcome to my caev

-abraca fuck you

-hey you calm the fuck down sir theres no yelling at fantasy Costco!

-its like a bag of holding but for ass

-merle i can see 3/4 to 4/5 of your entire butt

-the railsplitter passes through the tree like a baseball bat passing through a ghost

-youve solved my shrek puzzle

-a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anybody yells a secret word i have to attend to their every need and that word is my fucking name jenkins

-infinite bean!!!

-i got a murder wall in my brain!

-time-pon! The time travelling tampon!

-lord steven q fletcher esquire the goldfish the third

-'yeah he really beat me in a test of wits and wagers' and winks at taako over and over just winking

- hey baby i love your tendrils

-i got here a few minutes ago and i can not take my eyes off you i looked at you across the square 60 feet away and i said do not be chopping on this baby

-you and the box both drink poison and you survive but the box has died. With that the box pops open

-does everyone get that i have an elevator fetish at this point?

-griffen we gotta fight some weeds at floor 20!

-my names not jerry its ... jerrieeeeee

-but listen guys now i gotta take a poop, you know like a poop like a real emergent poop

-'your name ... of course ... is... taako. Sike thats just mine say my name!' i cast magic missile

-so youre sayin we eat him

-youre all beautiful butterflake snowflies

-im actually a mongoose meow

-and inside the envelopes there is 200 gold pieces ‘thanks for these shitty jangly envelopes’

-i hand her a coupon for one free backrub

-magnus this is the nightmare scenario

-hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie

-i made you guys chairs for your new digs and if you lift up the cushion it doubles as an indoor toilet

-davenport read the room!

-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm davenport

-i start to very subtly and very easily cry

-last time i was in an elevator vines tried to eat my dick

-the late merle highchurch rolled a 5

-’youre a god!’ I definately am

-youre not stupid youre beautiful

-its kinda ridiculous how many pies we got our toes in

-your mother would swaddle you young taako baby taako and just sing to you oh shit sweet flip oh dip sweet flip my little nugget

-god liiiieed to me

-magnus can kiss my kenny chesney tattoo

-you found her?!

-hey thug whats your name im about to tentacle your dick?

-if travis cant move his legs then i shall create his legs!

-im just an elevator climb on in ma belly!

-press ma buttons from inside a me

-if you wanted to lure me in there you shoulda stayed handsome ma fella

-'i tap it with the gluttons fork and i swallow it' 'what the f uck'

-ive got to switch between different accents to trick my prey

-when that day comes little man oh when that day comes i will summon whatever powers i still have at my disposal that you have not sipphoned away from me and i will take all of my canny and all of my cunning and all arcanas still within my reach and i will use it to strike you down little man

-dungeons and dragons and daddies

-fantasy shorts fantasy shorts fantasy shorts fantasy shorts!

-i cast zone of truth!

-junebug

-this chair smells like grandmas

-this scene is memorable to you now but in the moment you werent thinking im going to remember everything about this moment

-inifate bag of boys

-if it had flesh then it would be a bag of skin full of fucking goo

-"how do you not have a six it comes with every board game?" "My daughter..." "eats them for power??"

-because in wonderland... there is no healing (shit eating grin)

-liches get stitches

-son of a lich

-you built the fucking door out of wood shit wood

-bad luck

-ill be having my body back you undead fuck

-sturdy. denim. and blue

-i have updated my list of people i trust and things i believe to no one and nothing

-those are the arms that have held my wife

-i cant fight i cant protect i cant do anything in this body

- i saw seven birds

-the twins, the lover, the protecter, the lonely journal keeper, the peacemaker and the wordless one

-i dont know but i feel like i trust you

-dont let them erase me magnus

-how could you forget lup

-nerd alert!

-greg grimaldis you owe me $15 and i aim to collect

-i have to believe that im gonna get those $15 back from greg fucking grimaldis

-the one thing we do have is the thing that people in love rarely ever have enough of and its time

-I dont know about in love its only been... 21 years

-are you my friend?

-what brings me joy is... life. I think you can find joy anywhere in life i thibk its a concious choice i think you choose joy in life and no matter how bad things are no matter how crummy no matter how dark no matter how many times some guy named john kills your ass you find joy. I’ve found joy, honest to God, getting to know you. I’ve found joy playing chess with you. I have enjoyed - i haven’ t enjoyed you know, getting my ass killed, but i find joy in whatever I do. I don’t always do things right, and I don’t always do things smart, and I don’t always do a character voice, but whatever i do, i find joy in it. Because at the end of the day, that’s all you got. It’s looking back on the joy you had, and the joy you found, and the joy you gave other people

-soon you will call us ascendent

-kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard

-huh. I feel sad

-its not perfect but its the best i can do

-our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people but too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favour of others and by the time we realize just how importnat it is we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with but the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had time all the time in the world time enough to grow indescribely close time enough to learn how to care for each other how to allow yourselves to be caref for and in the case of barry and lup time enough to fall deeply and truely in love

-there was romance in every measure and longing in every note

-have we not earned a little wrath?

-i made it

-you are my heart you know that right?

-sometimes there arent right decisions sometimes theres just decisions

-when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying others are abrupt and unfair but most are just unremarkable, unintentional clumsy

-back soon

-who?

-taako kill me

-you fucking took everything from me

-understand this, i have nothing and i don’t give a shit. The world is ending and i don’t care

-phantasmal and resplendent

-youre dating the grim reaper?!

-ill take one taco with extra destiny

-i tell the trees when to shed their leaves and i make every piece of fruit taste the way that it tastes and i taught every blade of grass in the ground where to grow did you really think i had forgotten about you?

-im not your pan but you will always be my merle

-i run over and im already kissing him this is ridiculous

-I want to warm up my face i dont want it to be cold and weird

-whats up ghostrider

-i met god no big deal

-lets save the world and 420 blaze it

-hear that babe? We’re legends

-youre going to have to fight and… youre gonna win!

-you hear it now too dont you? The song is now yours, just as the story has always been yours and with this final piece your understanding of these impossible events is complete. Like i said before, youre ready now, darkness surrounds you but be not afraid, after all youre going to win, we know that much but that is the limit of my knowledge. Youre all caught up now, whatever happens next, well, we’ll just have to find out together

-you boys know the best of the fantasy costo? Free samples

-we won

-youre going to be amazing

-it takes time as all difficult and important things do, for the world to recover from what was done to it that day. But it does recover, and not just that, it thrives.

-im about to smooch your fucking brains out babe

-one small criticism, i think you may have forgotten to make it taste good

-‘youre kinda full of dog shit sometimes’ thats what it was i forgot i did include dog shit

-i should mention my boyfriend is death

-if you will all excuse me i have… to shit

-i tried to make you proud

-we see you one last time as magnus rushes in

-even happier days were to come, because that was the world that you made, that was the ending you earned

#taz #taz balance #taz quotes #taako taaco #magnus burnsides #merle highchurch #lup taaco #barry bluejeans #lucretia #davenport

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hiimtryingtounderfell · 7 years

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Fanart Monday!

My nex computer is all good and up to go, so I’ll regain the normal schedule again and I’ll start pages again this weekend~

For now, I’ll just thank you all guys for your patience, and let’s do fanart Monday :D

Fanart of the week by @thatcode! (I had this on my askbox for some time, and I just have to say it’s fan-tastic. Amazing ♥)

More under the sexy cut ♥

@ritsanni: Hi, I really like your art and comic so I did this little thing for you :D

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Oh dear, thanks ♥ I’m so glad you like my comic! I really like your art, too! That coloring is so cool, I can see lots of layers, it’s great ♥ thanks for sending!

Kitty Crystal: Your little cinnamon roll is getting close to Waterfall so I tried drawing them! :3 I stayed up until 6 am making this so I hope it looks decent. X’D Also that tutu was a pain to draw.

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Oh boy, please sleep properly c’: Anyway, the drawing is very cute ♥ Thanks ♥ I feel you on the tutu pain, it’s so bad that I dont even know how to draw it. And it’s not so far away to appear now!! God help me ahhaha

@criztal98: i’ve thinking to send you this fanart since a long time ago (well… actually not too long) but i finally determined to show you this little Flowey’s draw in one of my favorites parts of the comic n.n’. Actually… I was exactly like Flowey in this part went Frisk ate the fries with the Insanity amount of mustard :s

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What a nice traditional fanart! The colors are really soft and cool ♥ I love it, thank you ♥ I’m going to cherish this! Also yeah, me too, mustard isn’t of my liking either c’:

@fastrainbowdas: Frisk is sad that Flowey threw away the boot… And he is so annoyed, he simply copies Frisk’s face… He’s still the face lord XD. Enjoy my shitty art :P (Made in MS Paint) (I made kinda sketchy cause im lazy as fuck)

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RIP Mr.Boot, he will never be forgotten! Of course, Frisk is the only one who really cries for him... c’: Thanks for paying your respects to the boot, I deeply appreciate it ♥

hasigen: Nice to meet you.I am hasigen.I am Japanese. I can only write a little English.　I am sorry.(>-<)Underfell snowdin good job!sans,PAPYRUS,Other monsters,very very COOL!!Celebration,Here’s a little something fanart for you.(^-^)/I will continue to always support them and you!!! (^-^)

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I got fanart from a japanese person omg. I feel blessed ♥ It’s so great, that I’m spanish and that japanese people are following my work. The drawing is also very cute, you made my day ♥ Thank you, hasigen!! ^^

@lorddarkdiamond: Hi! I’m really exited for waterfall! Your comic is my favorite Undertale comic and I’m exited to see more!

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Wow, a person with no standards prefers me over other cooler comics! That makes me happy and concerned :D Anyway, there will be more comic this next Saturday, so wait for it ^^ And thanks for the fanart, it’s really really cool ♥

Aaand lats but not least, this cute Frisk fanart from Kenny! It seems that people still miss the ribbon, huh? I miss it too... too bad.... c:

Anyway! Nostalgia over, that was all for this week! More... next Fanart Monday! If there’s any fanart, of course xD Thanks for sending your beautiful things and for giving me encouraging words, they keep me going!

Buh-bye! :D

#Fanart Monday #Fanart #Underfell #so cute #so cool #fanart for me #underfell fanart #thatcode

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