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#thank you for the amazing halloween event caroline :'(
sofiavonlea · 2 years
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Starting the night with some trick or treating around the neighborhood 🎃
With: @twinkleacnh @lunalovessasha
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recyclingss · 3 years
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FanFic Recs for the KC Spookathon
Happy Halloween! When I think KC and Halloween, the first thing that comes to mind is the Klaroween Bingo collection by @honestgrins​. I am constantly amazed by her ability to churn out satisfying, fleshed out stories in 1000 words or less. I return to these drabbles all the time regardless of the holiday season. This collection has something for everyone. Harry Potter AU? Read Fly With Me. A poignant and heart-wrenching story featuring ghosts? Common Language. Established KC with Mikaelson hijinks? Super Sweet.
Every drabble is fantastic, and there are some that I hold close to my heart. Here are my favorites from this collection of 16 stories:
Spooked (Rating: T) // 1245 words
Kat might have talked her into a Tinder dating spree to get over her breakup, but Caroline didn't expect her rebound effort to be haunted by the ex in question.
This drabble has two of my favorite tropes: exes to lovers and miscommunication. It features Caroline trying to get over a bad breakup and Klaus realizing just how wrong he was to initiate said breakup. I love the details honestgrins sprinkles throughout this, especially how Caroline is speed dating her way through different costumed dates and grumbling over some of her dates’ lack of creativity. Read this fic because it has humor, fluff, and the most satisfying romantic gesture.
Treats (Rating: T) // 955 words
Caroline takes Halloween treats seriously, even letting Kol and Rebekah help her when Klaus refuses to join in the fun.
I don’t even like candy apples, but this adorable drabble where Caroline and the Mikaelsons make those treats has me wanting to go to the store to get some. The power of honestgrins’ writing!
Which Witch? (Rating: T) // 930 words
Caroline keeps floating costume ideas only for Bonnie to shoot them down. Klaus isn't helpful.
The Caroline and Bonnie friendship is a joy to read, and the fact that Klaus and Caroline can’t seem to get enough of each other is always a plus. I love how absolutely besotted they are for each other, and it is so fun to read Caroline cycling through potential costume ideas with Bonnie. This fic is sure to get you into the Halloween spirit.
Thank you honestgrins for all that she has written for KC. Thank you @diaz-eddie​ for making the lovely banner! And thank you @galvanizedfriend for giving me an event and an outlet to once again shout out my love and adoration for anything honestgrins writes.
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Day One Spookathon Edit
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This is a bit of a random edit but I found some very cool spooky cocktails photos and you know, that’s enough sometimes.
Caroline and Katherine are def up to no good and used to getting rid of obstacles to what they want but kinda hard to predict your next victim being a thousands year old hybrid. He finds Caroline cute thankfully.
Thank you to Yokan for running this amazing event!! It gave me a creative boost I needed.
A big hug to Aga for giving me compliments and making me think boozy thoughts. What a gal
A raised glass to my fiancée Jessie who helped me figure out the lighting/filter.
and yeah, three cheers for fandom. Happy Halloween 🎃
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eg515 · 4 years
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tag game pt.1
okay, don’t worry, pt2 won’t come for a while
so, I was tagged in a lot of things by several people, and as a true procrastinator, I saved all of them, and they have been collecting dust in my drafts ever since. I picked the shorter ones and put them into one post. apologies to everyone tagged in advance. if I tagged you, feel free to choose which ones you want to do, if at all.
1 - List which 5 TV shows make you feel better, then tag 10 other blogs. – tagged by @selinenuli 
Elementary
Revenge
Magnum P.I.
Schitt’s Creek
Julie and the Phantoms
2 - tagged by @missing-tony
honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea (but not that undrinkable sweet stuff Americans drink) // strawberries or raspberries neither // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés (also we don’t really have those American style diners here, just regular restaurants) // unicorns or AND dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // rome or amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen neither // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroons or croissants // glitter or matte // degas or seurat I know neither // aquariums or and planetariums // road trip or camping trip neither // colouring books or water colour neither // fairy lights or candles BOTH
3 - Hallowe'en This or That (I’m a little late with this one but whatever) tagged by @missing-tony
Tea or hot chocolate? both Cozy books or Halloween movies? Plaid or corduroy? Foggy mornings or twinkly nights? Orange or black? Pumpkin or apple pie? Wool or velvet? Picking fruit or carving pumpkins neither? Libraries or and coffee shops? Cinnamon or peanut butter? Spooky or cozy Halloween? Candles or and fairy lights?
4 - Rules: the last photo of a celebrity that you saved is your isolation buddy - tagged by @hushthefallen 
last I saved of someone famous is this gif of Alexa Demie from Euphoria, the last pic is John Mulaney
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5 - tagged by @missing-tony
Five ships: …..okay this is hard. I’m just gonna go with random ships I can think of, mostly from my latest watches. Elektra and Matt from the Daredevil Netflix show. Will and Angie from Single Parents. klaroline (Klaus and Caroline) from TVD. Captain Canary (Sara Lance and Leonard Snart) from Legends of Tomorrow. Percy and Monty from The Gentleman’s Guide for Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee.
Last song: hoax by Taylor Swift
Currently consuming: as in food? I just finished lunch, which was a sandwich
Currently craving: as in food, right? nothing, I just finished lunch
Currently reading: okay, so here’s the thing… if by ‘currently reading’ you mean books I have read in the last month or so, then… nada. but if you mean books I have not finished yet, then… yeah, let’s not get into that list… last one I started and intend to finish when I find the motivation again is The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy by Mackenzi Lee
Currently watching: at any given moment, I always watch several shows at the same time. currently the last episodes I watched were s3 of Marvel’s Daredevil. still have two more episodes, then I’m on to either A Series of Unfortunate Events or Being Human I think.
6 - Rules: list your ten favourite characters from ten different fandoms! tagged by @just-a-glittery-fan 
Zari Tomaz and Zari Tarazi from Legends of Tomorrow
Nolan Ross from Revenge
Matt Murdock from Daredevil
Orville Rick Wright from Magnum P.I.
Joan Watson from Elementary
Alexis Rose from Schitt’s Creek
Winn Schott from Supergirl
Isabelle Lightwood from Shadowhunters
Cole St. Clair from the Wolves of Mercy Falls bookseries
Jonathan Carnahan from The Mummy movies
thanks to everyone for the tags! every single one of you is amazing and you make my dash a better place.
tagging @itwoodbeprefect @blaineandsamevanderson @darrenschyleigh @killeroftrains @missing-tony @talkmythologytome @elenajones23 @just-a-glittery-fan @hotchocolateandpillowforts @here-goes-nada @i-need-a-doctor-run @turtleheda @oimoi-op  feel free to ignore this!
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elejah-wonderland · 5 years
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Love Hurts/Epilogue
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Elijah Mikaelson x reader
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AU TVD/TO story
summary: Y/N received a letter from a lawyer from New Orleans, stating she inherited a part of an Estate. She went there to find out what it was about. There she met two brothers, Elijah and Klaus Mikaelson, who also owned part of the property. 
a/n: And so we came to the end of the story. Thanks so reading this story and liking and reblogging. Love you guys, xoxo
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@rissyrapp20 @captainshurley @goddessofthunder112 @hides2000 @cassienoble2000
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Morning dawned with Elijah and Y/N snuggled up sleeping carefree in the little guest house.
It was the same for Klaus and Caroline 
And definitely not much different for Jackson and Andrea, who chose to spend their honeymoon in Florida Keys, flying out there straight after the party.
The only one that was up early was Mary, who now coordinated the clean up. She didn't remember when she was so content. The great feeling of happiness and love returned to the house. She walked in the kitchen finding Hope there pouring herself a glass of orange juice.
"You are up already?"- Mary said-"I thought, after dancing so much, you would sleep at least till 10."
"Aunt Josie promised to take me and Tom riding. I am so excited, I couldn't sleep."-Hope said.
"Right. So, what do you want for breakfast?"- Mary asked.
"Deviled eggs."- the girl replied.
"Coming right up."- Mary said now going over to the fridge.
At the same time in the Guest House, Y/N woke up and her eyes met Elijah's.
"Morning"- he whispered lovingly removing  a streak of her hair from the forehead his eyes still gazing into hers.
"Morning"- Y/N replied with a smile, stretching a bit now.
"Love you"- Elijah then said, before Y/N could utter-"Have you been watching me?"
"So what if I did? It's the most amazing thing - you next to me, with me- I can watch you forever- you are so beautiful."
Y/N smiled again now brushing through his hair with her hand neared him and placed a kiss on his lip, then saying-
"You are beautiful, too."- Y/N chuckled a bit now -"But I still can't decide if I like you  better with a beard or clean-shaven. Jeans or suits- so hard to choose. You looked so hot  in the jeans, in that white T- shirt, when you were helping build that gazebo with Jackson. I think that I have fallen in love with you then."
"Then?"- Elijah said with a whiff of disappointment in his voice.
"Maybe earlier"- Y/N now said with a teasing smile putting her thinking face on-"or maybe when you came from Florida, that morning, when we had  a two-minute coffee together."
"Well, I know I fell in love with you the moment I saw you."
"You did?"- Y/N/ said slightly surprised smiling happily.
"I did."- Elijah said now looking at her sweetly.
Y/N now leaned over and kissed him. Elijah now deepened the kiss, both of them falling again into zillion set of kisses, feeling the love stream all over them so tenderly and divinely.                  
Eventually they appeared in the main house, slipping up to their room to shower and change. Not long after, they were down chatting to one another about where they would actually live, as her work was at the Plantation house and Elijah's was in New Orleans.
"How about three days in the city and then the weekends here?"- Elijah suggested-"and when the baby comes, we can be in New Orleans. It is more practical."
"By then Andrea and I will have to find good replacements, because we will be at least six months out. There is tones of things to do. I never thought in a millions years that my life will change so much when I first got here."
"I never thought my life would change at all"- Elijah said-"and it has- for the better. I have so much hope about everything. Marcel Jr, too."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. I got the message from my friend Rebekah Gerard, who knows a hot-shot lawyer in New York. She is this expert custody lawyer. Katherine Pierce. She is more than happy to look into your case. Sorry, I forgot to tell you. We spoke briefly last night, before you got to the guest house, and when you kissed me I just forgot about - pretty much the whole world."- Y/N said.
Elijah now stopped and looked at her dearly-
"Have I told you lately how much I love you."
"I don't know- but I am ok if you say it again."- Y/N smiled chuckling.
"I love you, Y/N."
"I love you, too, Elijah Mikaelson."
He wrapped her in his arms and kissed her.
As they were now close to the kitchen everyone in there heard them. Mary looked at Klaus and Caroline, who were having a late lunch saying-
"Sunshine has returned to the house. It truly has."
Elijah and Y/N greeted everyone in the kitchen asking if there was anything left for them.
"I will rustle you up whatever you like. "- Mary said, as they sat down at the main table.
"I don't mean to be like too picky, but I really want a burger."- Y/N said.
"The cravings are kicking in?!"- Mary stated.
"Oh, in Brazil, I just wanted chocolate all the time, and milk shake. I would like one now, and I know it is not healthy, but- I am starving."- Y/N said.
Abby now smirked a little and she remembered that she was like that when she was pregnant with Bonnie.
"Talking about Bonnie, spoke to her last night, as well, and she is coming the next weekend. Katherine is coming down from New York, too. And- I need to organize a meeting to bring Bonnie and her mom to sit down and talk"
Mary now asked if Elijah had any particular wishes lunch-wise.
"I am ok with the burger, too. Double cheese. But no milk shake. Thank you, Mary."
Klaus now got up as did Caroline.
"Where are you going?"- Elijah asked.
"We have to get back to the city. Need to get last minute production things done before the opening night."- Caroline said.
"Oh, can't wait for it. How come it took so long?"- Y/N said.
"We had some glitches with the stage production and then the other producer pulled out. I put all my money in it. But I believe it is going to be huge. We were talking about staging it here- for Halloween if it takes off."
"Yep."- Klaus said.
"That would be so good. We can make it like a special event."- Y/N's eyes already sparkled with ideas.
"Let's first see how the opening night goes."- Klaus said-"we are sold out for that at least."
"I will need tickets for my mom and dad, too. They would love to see it."- Y/N said.
"Done."- Caroline said and then she and Klaus left.
"Oh, yeah, they are arriving the day before."- Elijah now remembered pouring himself some juice.
"Don't tell me you are nervous? They are ok with us. I told you."
"I could tell in his voice that your dad was not really pleased with the way things went."- Elijah said.
"Once they see how happy I am, everything will be ok. And I am really happy."- Y/N said now giving him a small peck on the lips.
"What garnish would you like on the burger. Elijah only likes ketchup."- Mary said now serving the chocolate milk shake to Y/N and coffee to Elijah.
"Mayo and - do you have those pickled- shrimps?"
"Yes, I do."- Mary said.
Elijah looked at Y/N now wide-eyed as she asked for the pickled-shrimps.
"Be prepared to see the oddest combinations."- Mary now remarked.
"I am not saying anything. But pickled shrimps and milk shake- aah! - Elijah said.
Y/N smiled- "I was never an ordinary girl."
That much was true. After the most unusual luncheon, the two of them went for a walk. 
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The next day after work, Elijah went into an antique jewellery store. He had already been to see rings before Jackson and Andrea's wedding and thought of the most romantic moment to ask Y/N to marry him. And all the rings he had seen so far were not sunshiny enough in his opinion. But in this place as the woman recognized him being Dahlia's nephew, she brought rings from a backroom showing him some rare pieces. Still none of the rings were the one in Elijah's opinion. He now said-
"My girlfriend's name is Y/N and she is like a a ray of light and I want the ring to be like this sun, this light. I don't know how to explain"
"I think that I've got something for you."- the woman now went to an old  cupboard unlocking it. As she brought it to Elijah.
As she took it out of the box she gave it to him, and Elijah looked at it with a small smile on his face, he said-
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"This is the one!"                  
"I thought you might like this one. The stone is from Mexico and it was called Tonatiuh, which is the name of the Aztec sun god."- the sales woman said.
"Really?"- Elijah was surprised to hear it.
"Yes."- the woman replied.
"I will take it."- Elijah said.
Happy he had found the perfect ring, leaving the shop she made a call to Sophie Deveraux and then Andrea. As she answered he said-
"Hey, I need a huge favour."
"Name it"- Andrea said.
"I am going to propose to Y/N, and I need you to take her shopping or do your lunch thing or something-"
On the other side of the phone, Andrea nearly screamed with happiness stopping Elijah in the middle of the sentence-
"OMG! Of course- when? You're setting something up here?"
"On Saturday. I am sorry it's such short notice. I just got the ring and I talked to Sophie, she will do the food and Jane-Anne will do the deco."
"There is this arts and crafts weekend in Baton Rouge. We were talking about going there. So, no problem."
"Thank you."- Elijah replied-"I got to go now, but will call about details later."
"Ok. Talk to you later."- Andrea said hanging up.
The next day
Y/N arrived at the New Orleans house, some time before seven, as she had a routine doctor's appointment.
As Y/N got it, Mary met her all worried saying that Elijah was calling and she tried as well.
"Ah, my battery went flat. Sorry. I really need the bathroom. Can you please call him and tell him that I am not going to the Plantation tonight. Thanks."- Y/N now went upstairs.
Mary now called Elijah letting him know what had happened. Elijah, who was a hundred yards from the house thanked Mary for the call. He parked up and got into the house.
"She is upstairs."- Mary said to him and Elijah went now up.
"Y/N-"- he called and as he got in, he found Y/N holding the box in her hands, looking at the ring, her eyes lost in its bright shine.
Elijah now stood in the door and smiled.   
"Elijah- is this what I think it Is?"- Y/N now stood up from the bed.
"Yes. You found me out."- Elijah joked a little now walking in.
Elena looked at him elated, now saying -
“Yes!!!”
"Yes?"
"Yes- of course yes!!!! I will marry you!”- Y/N flung her arms around his neck and then she stopped like half-frozen-”That’s what the ring is - about, right?”
“Yes, that’s what the ring is about! You know, I had this whole thing planned- a romantic dinner for two- pickled shrimp salad- you and me- but- somehow it fits that we are here- in this house, where you first came, and I consoled you in my arms - when you read that letter- I fell in love with you there and then."
"Yes, it's perfect. This is perfect."- Y/N said all emotional. She moved a little and now passed him the box.
Elijah now took the ring from the box and taking her hand now looking into her eyes, said-
"Y/N, will you marry me?"
"Yes, Elijah, I will."- she replied exalted.
Elijah now slipped the ring on her finger and Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck and they kissed with little whispers of I love yous intermingling. 
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Everyone was so very thrilled about the most unusal of proposals, but nothing about Y/N and Elijah was ordinary. And both of them wanted a very small and quaint wedding, that was held in the family circle a few weeks later. 
Just before she was going to walk out to the garden, where the ceremony was to take place, Y/N went to the Salon and took Dahlia’s picture in her hands-
“Thank you so much for - bringing me here. I have no words to express how happy you have made me. And the baby is a girl and we are naming her Lena Dahlia. Thank you.”- Y/N now put the picture down as Andrea came to tell her that everyone was waiting for her. 
“Yes”- Y/N now went out of the Salon with the maid of honour. 
Four month after Lena Dahlia Mikaelson was born. The new princess of the Mikaelson Estate. The proud parents were completely in awe of their precious little girl. She was the center of their world, but also the whole Mikaelson heritage and the Estate. 
As Mary had said once, with Y/N arriving in New Orleans, the sun returned in the house and she was like this unusual amulet that broke the curse, if there was any curse that was set on the family. 
Y/N often would later say to Mary that it was just a sad chain of events that happened. Life. Love hurt. It was Mercury-retrograde.Blame it on the universe and planets. But good stars align again and things get better. More than just better. 
Klaus, proposed to Caroline, some time later. They both bought the small independent theatre and nine month after welcomed a baby boy. Hope was more than thrilled to get a baby brother, Michael. 
The big Plantation House was buzzing with children, their parents, their friends and their children. Laughter and happiness  was the order of the day.
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Night of the Ball
five years after they reopened the Mikaelson house
Klaus now walked to Elijah, who stood in front of the picture of them taken on the Ball. Klaus now passed his brother a glass of champagne and said-
“To Family”
“To Family”- Elijah said and as the clinked the glasses they took a sip.
“Ah, here you are”- Y/N said as she walked in the Salon. 
Elijah and Klaus now turned to the woman, who brought the happiness back to their lives.
“The family and everyone else is waiting for you, so we can open the Ball”- Y/N said.
“We have no time to reminisce”- Klaus said.
“No. We can do that later.”- Y/N said-”now we have work to do.”
“Right”- Klaus said putting the champagne glass aside-”Let’s go then.”
Elijah now put his arm to his wife and said -”Let’s go and open the Ball.”
The three of them now walked out of the Salon, down the corridor to the Grand Ball room. 
Everyone now greeted them with a clap. 
And as the tradition was, all three of them welcome the guest and after a little speech they declared the Ball open. 
The music started and everyone took their respective partners to the podium for the first dance.
And as they swayed to the music, Elijah looked at Y/N and said -
“Always”
“And Forever”- Y/N concluded. 
And they live happily ever after. The End.
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twistedscandal · 6 years
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Title: Netflix and No Chill
Pairing: Bonnie Bennett/Kai Parker
Summary: Bonnie and her friends are supposed to be gathering at Lockwood Manor for Halloween to watch scary movies with Kai.  What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: None really.  A little language.
A/N: I come from a long line of procrastinators, but this is ridiculous. The Vampire Diaries was still on the air when I started writing this. Then I thought I would revise it and post if for this year's bookai week on tumblr and I still didn't finish until now. So now I am posting a Halloween fic on the day after Thanksgiving. Shameful. I stopped watching the show during season five then picked back up for bonkai in season six then stopped again when I realized they were only going to continue to pay Bonnie dust, so I apologize for any details I may have gotten wrong. This fic contains vague spoilers for a couple of old movies.
It didn’t really surprise Bonnie that Halloween would be one of Kai’s favorite holidays and he had gone all out with the decorations. The pumpkin under Bonnie’s arm seemed to grow even heavier when she realized how unnecessary it was to have brought it. The winding driveway leading up to the front door was already littered with jack o lanterns. Each one bearing a different, grotesque carved expression. The front porch was covered with fake spiderwebs, cartoon cut outs of witches and skeletons posed in a variety of compromising positions. He had done his best to make Lockwood Manor look like a haunted house. Bonnie thought the outside of the house looked sufficiently spooky but knew it didn’t compare to the scariness of the monster currently dwelling inside.
The post it note stuck to the front door read, “Come on in” in Kai’s neat, blocky handwriting; a demented looking smiley face hastily drawn in the corner. Bonnie let herself into the Lockwood house, trying to ignore the general sense of unease that had been hovering over her all day. It was bad enough that they were even having a get together here in the first place but the fact that somehow, she was the only one whose schedule would allow her to get there first and get things set up left a sour taste in her mouth.
It had been a while since Bonnie and her friends had all been in the same room for reasons that weren’t life threatening, so Elena had suggested that with Halloween approaching, it would be a great time to get together and watch a bunch of scary movies. Horrible events that were confined to a screen and happening to other people seemed like a nice change of pace. Also, the thought of a get together that had almost zero potential to end in bloodshed was appealing.
There was one problem however, they didn’t really have anywhere to host said movie night. The dorm room was too small, casa Gilbert was no more and neither Bonnie or Caroline had stepped foot in their homes in over a year; there were too many memories of lost loved ones in the places they grew up to imagine going to either place for a party.
Not even the boarding house was a viable option. Stefan and Damon’s big, beautiful flat screen had been broken during some fight or other and they hadn’t bothered to buy another one to replace it. Neither of them watched a lot of tv anyway. Bonnie supposed that drunken housewives, cooking shows and whatever teenage love triangle tripe the CW was offering, didn’t have much appeal when you were over 100 years old.
There was a tv in Damon’s bedroom that he claimed he only used to “hate-watch” Grey’s Anatomy. Bonnie wondered if it really was hate-watching though, considering how misty-eyed Damon got when McDreamy bit it. That was all beside the point because there was no way Bonnie, Stefan, Caroline, Damon and Elena were all going to cram into Damon’s bedroom (can you say awkward) to watch movies anyway.
They were kind of stumped until Caroline suggested an alternative: “Why not just go to Kai’s place?” And by Kai’s place she meant Tyler’s. Kai had been squatting on the Lockwood property for so long that people had actually started referring to it as his. Bonnie had objected, but of course she had been unanimously overruled. There really weren’t any better choices and the Lockwood estate did have an actual home theater.
Apparently socializing with Kai was a small price to pay for cushioned seats and surround sound.
Bonnie was less than thrilled about the situation but determined not to let having to be around Kai ruin the evening.
She made her way to the kitchen, put down the pumpkin, shrugged out of her coat and began to unpack the grocery bag she’d brought with her. She laid tomatoes, onions, garlic, jalapenos, cilantro and a couple of limes on the island and got a cutting board off the counter. She searched around for a bowl and found one in the cabinet over the stove. Bonnie stretched up onto the tips of her toes and had just about gotten her finger hooked over the edge of the bowl when it suddenly seemed to move further back out of her reach.
Bonnie leaned further in and just when she got her hand on the bowl, once again it seemed to move closer to the back of the cabinet. She closed her eyes and sighed. “Stop it, Kai.”
“I’m not doing anything.” Kai appeared so suddenly that Bonnie wondered if he had cloaked himself and been standing there watching her all the while. He had perfected the art of casually draping himself in doorways and there he stood, his hair damp, his chest bare and a black t-shirt thrown over his shoulder.
Bonnie turned to face him full on. “I know you moved that bowl out of my reach.”
“Come on, Bonnie,” Kai said attempting and failing to look innocent. “Do I seem like the kind of person to engage in that sort of pointless and immature behavior?”
“Yes, Kai. You seem exactly like that sort of person because you are exactly that sort of person.”
“Don’t be like that. I was just having a little fun and I don’t see what the big deal is anyway. You do remember that you’re a witch, right? You could have floated the stupid thing right into your hands.”
“Yeah, well not all of us witches are powerful coven leaders with magic to spare.”
“You’re a Bennett. I seriously doubt that moving a bowl would tire you out.” Kai scoffed.
“Whatever. My Grams taught me that it was a waste of energy to use magic for anything that I could do like a normal person.”
Kai gave Bonnie an incredulous look. “That’s terrible advice. You’re not normal; you’re extraordinary. Try acting like it and you might actually have some fun once in a while.”
Bonnie ignored Kai, turning her back to him while she made another grab for the bowl.
“You are the most hard headed person I’ve ever met in my life.” Kai slid in behind Bonnie and reached over her to pull the bowl down from the cabinet.
Bonnie’s breath caught in her chest as she felt his body move against hers. For just a moment something in her brain went sideways and she wondered what it might feel like to lean back onto Kai’s muscular frame; to let herself be overwhelmed by the warmth of his body and the clean soapy smell emanating from his skin. The moment passed as quickly as it came though and her common sense clicked back into place as she elbowed Kai in the stomach. “Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of personal space?”
The bowl clanged against the counter as Kai unceremoniously dropped it from his hand. “Are you familiar with the concept of saying thank you?”
“As if I would ever thank you for anything.” Bonnie grabbed a knife and began chopping tomatoes. She watched Kai out the corner of her eye, thankful as he finally shrugged into his t shirt and pulled it down over his torso.
He leaned against the island, his dark blue eyes locked on Bonnie. “So, you’re the only one here?”
“Do you see anybody else?”
“The rest of the scooby gang is actually coming though, right?”
“Of course they are. Why would you even ask me that?”
“I’m just trying to make sure that I’m not being lured into some type of Netflix and chill situation.”
Bonnie knew that she shouldn’t be, but she was continuously amazed by some of the nonsense that made its way out of Kai’s mouth. “First of all, ew. Second of all, what the hell would you know about Netflix and chill?”
“Call it whatever you want, but inviting someone over under the pretense of watching a movie just so you can get them alone in a dark room and start making moves is a tale as old as time. I’m sure there was some Neanderthal back in the day trying to get a woman to come over for cave drawings and chill.”
“Elena and Damon are at the grocery store getting more snacks.”
Kai’s eyebrows shot straight up. “You’re letting those two be in charge of the food? Don’t be too surprised if they show up with nothing but a bag of gummy bears, a few pints of o-negative and a gallon of bourbon. What about vampire Barbie and Ken? Where are they?”
“If you’re talking about Stefan and Caroline, he’s picking her up from Whitmore. She has a late class on Fridays. They should all be here in a little while. You and I will not be alone and your virtue, such as it is, shall remain intact.”
Kai made a dramatic show of rolling his eyes. “Bummer.” A hint of a smile danced around his lips. “I’ll be right back.” He bounced out of the kitchen, humming to himself.
Bonnie resumed chopping tomatoes and wondered if that was going to be the new normal for her interactions with Kai. Ambiguous (and potentially sinister) hovering had been replaced with flagrant (and terrible) attempts at flirting.
Kai returned to the kitchen a few moments later. He took a couple of beers out of the fridge and opened them; he put one bottle down in front of Bonnie as he took a long drink from the other. “What are you making?”
“Salsa.”
“I’ve heard that there’s places called grocery stores where they sell salsa already made in jars.”
“Do you really want to be a smart ass while I have this knife in my hand?”
Kai ignored Bonnie’s threat. “Want some help?”
“No.”
Kai washed his hands then grabbed another knife from the butcher’s block. He stood beside Bonnie and began working on an onion.
Bonnie, understandably, was still somewhat wary of Kai with a sharp object in his hand, but after her initial apprehension passed they worked in a somewhat companionable silence. She thought it might not be so bad after all. Her friends would be there soon and then there would be four people to buffer the space between her and Kai. Damon especially always seemed quite eager to provide a barrier between Bonnie and Kai, both metaphorically and physically. All she had to do was hold on and hope that he could be quiet for just a little while longer.
“Hey, Bon.” Kai’s voice cut into Bonnie’s thoughts; she should have known him being quiet wasn’t going to last. “May I ask you a personal question?”
“If I say no, aren’t you just going to ask me anyway?”
“You know me so well. How come you and Dudley Do Right never hooked up?”
“Why do you keep calling him that? You know his name is Matt.”
Kai stared at Bonnie as though she had said something ridiculous. “And you know that I don’t care. Stop trying to change the subject.”
“There is no subject because I never agreed to have this conversation in the first place.” Bonnie put down her knife and looked at Kai, curiosity getting the better of her. “Why do you want to know anyway?”
Kai shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess I’m just curious. He’s around. You’ve known him forever. You’re hot. He’s hot.”
Bonnie raised an eyebrow at Kai. “You think Matt is hot?”
“I’m very comfortable with who I am so I’ve got no problem saying another guy is attractive. Young Matthew is quite handsome; in a bland, generic, Sears catalog model kind of way.”
“How is it that even your compliments manage to be insults?”
“Just one of my many God given talents.”
“I doubt that God has anything to do with any of your so-called talents.”
“I can’t really argue with that. Now let’s get back on topic, Bonbon. Do you not think Matt is cute or were you worried you two would bore each other into a coma?”
“I don’t know.” Bonnie said while shrugging her shoulders. “I guess I’ve always thought of Matt in a brotherly way. Not to mention the fact that he and Elena were attached at the hip for as long as I could remember. Even after they broke up it was hard not to think of him as her boyfriend. Then he was with Caroline and had that thing with Rebekah. After that….” Bonnie voice trailed off.
Kai leaned in closer. “What?” Bonnie shook her head and looked away. “Come on, tell me.”
“I don’t know.” Odd as it was, it felt good to finally voice her feelings out loud. Kai obviously would not have been her first choice for a confidante but at the very least she knew she could tell him anything, he wouldn’t judge and wouldn’t share it with anyone else.
“Matt’s a great guy but there’s never really been any kind of spark between us and even if there had been, I’m not interested in being anyone else’s second or third or in Matt’s case, fourth, choice. Been there, done that and it wasn’t a whole lot of fun. The next relationship I’m in I need to know that I’m not somebody’s consolation prize because they wanted someone else and settled for me. I need to be somebody’s first choice.”
Kai was silent for a moment. “Can I tell you a secret?”
“Again, even if I say no, you’re just going to keep talking anyway.”
Kai shot a couple of finger guns in Bonnie’s direction. “Exactly.”
“In that case sure,” Bonnie said, her voice dripping with fake enthusiasm. “I’d love to hear a secret.”
“I’ve never had a girlfriend before.”
“Shocking.” Bonnie responded in a deadpan tone.
“I know right. These boyish good looks and devilish charms, I should have been beating the ladies off with a stick.”
Bonnie wondered if her sarcasm had truly gone over Kai’s head or if he was simply choosing to ignore it. “Not what I meant, at all, but okay.”
“My father tried to keep it under wraps for as long as he could but by the time I was fourteen word was out amongst the coven that I was a magical dud and a budding sociopath to boot, so none of those girls were exactly beating a path to my door. Combine that with dear old dad’s insistence that the family not fraternize with outsiders and that added up to a very empty social calendar for yours truly.”
“So, you never went out with anybody? You didn’t have any friends?”
“Not really. Sometimes I used to sneak into town. As useless and unbearable as I found most of the other kids in the coven, I’ve got to admit that nobody can conjure up a better fake ID than a bunch of bored, repressed teenage witches. And it’s not like we were going to snitch on each other. We all snuck into town. The atmosphere in the coven was suffocating; I wasn’t the only one that needed to get out and breathe every once in a while. Wouldn’t have really mattered if I got caught anyway. I was already a lost cause in my dad’s eyes. I didn’t have anything to lose.”
Kai fell silent as a faraway look crept into his eyes. It was almost like he had forgotten Bonnie was even still in the room; like his mind had gone somewhere else entirely.
“Kai?” Bonnie spoke hoping to jar him from his thoughts.
He sparked back to life. “Anyway, it was nice to get out and talk to people that didn’t know. Hadn’t already decided what I was and what I wasn’t. Sometimes it was just enough to be around somebody that didn’t flinch if I tried to touch them.”
Despite her best efforts, Bonnie sometimes felt herself softening towards Kai. At the very least she felt sorry for the person he could have been had he been born with his own magic or born into a family that could have loved him and taught him to love himself without it. Her sympathy however dissipated quickly when she recalled the look in his eyes as he had stabbed her.
“Why are you telling me this?”
“Right. My point was that I’ve never had a real relationship before, so if I have one whoever I’m with would be my first choice.” He shyly dropped his eyes a way from hers. “My only choice.”
Awkward, Bonnie thought to herself. She hoped Kai wasn’t expecting some sort of response from her because she was literally speechless. She had given up on pretending that Kai didn’t have some sort of weird thing for her but that didn’t mean she was willing to discuss it with him or anyone else anytime soon.
Bonnie looked away from Kai to check her phone. It had been more than enough time for one of the couples coming to have shown up by now. Not only had no one come, she hadn’t gotten any messages or calls either. “Where are they? I wonder if something happened.”
“Please if something happened to any of them they would have already called you begging for help by now, wouldn’t they?”
“Yeah. I guess you’re right, but still maybe- “
“Maybe nothing,” Kai said cutting Bonnie off. “Your friends have the attention spans of rabid billy goats; anything could be distracting them. I say we finish making what is sure to be some very delicious salsa, grab some chips, go downstairs and start on our first movie. I’m sure they’ll be here soon enough.”
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Bonnie and Kai were settled into the reclining seats with chips, Bonnie’s salsa, a bowl of popcorn and a big bag of Twizzlers sitting on the seat between them. Kai had insisted on dimming the lights for an authentic movie watching experience, so the only real light in the room was emanating from the screen.
It came as no surprise whatsoever that Kai was the type to talk through movies.
“I’m confused.”
“About what?”
“Are we not supposed to know that the boyfriend is the killer?”
“Really, Kai? This movie has only been on for twenty minutes. You’re not supposed to say who the killer is.”
“But I am right, aren’t I? Besides it’s not like I’m spoiling it for you. I’m the one that’s never seen this before.”
“That’s not the point. Will you be quiet?”
“If they don’t want you to guess the killer right away, they could have been a little subtler. I mean look at him. The greasy hair, the chock full of crazy eyes. I know a sociopath when I see one.”
“Well you know what they say. Takes one to know one.”
“Exactly.”
“Please shut up.”
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The first movie had ended and still Elena and Damon nor Caroline and Stefan had shown up yet. Bonnie had tried calling all of them and had only been able to get their voice mails.
“Knowing them you know what they’re probably doing.”
“What are you talking about Kai?”
He wiggled his eyebrows in suggestive manner. “You know exactly what I’m talking about.”
“Let’s start another movie.”
Amazingly Kai was able to remain quiet until the end of the second movie. “I knew he was dead all along.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“You’re right, they got me pretty good with that one. People must have freaked out back in the day.”
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By the time the third movie started Kai’s chatterbox tendencies had rubbed off on Bonnie. “You do realize that these movies make absolutely no sense. Mrs. Vorhees goes on a murderous rampage to avenge Jason’s death in the first movie, right?”
“Yeah, so?”
“So, Jason goes on a murderous rampage to avenge her death in all the rest of the movies.”
“Do you have a point, Bonnie?”
“If Jason wasn’t dead what was Mrs. Vorhees so pissed off about in the first place? If he was dead, how did he come back to life? Is he a ghost? A zombie? Every single movie other than the first one is utter nonsense because they ruin the entire premise of the series.”
“I. . .” Kai opened his mouth and then immediately closed it again. For the first time since Bonnie met him he had been rendered speechless. “I’ll be damned. I grew up watching these and I never even thought about that. Stop trying to ruin my childhood.”
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Bonnie awoke with a start. It took a minute for her to get her bearings and remember where she was. She sat up slowly, the odd angle she’d fallen asleep at had caused a crook in her neck. The room was mostly dark as the last movie that she and Kai had been watching had long since ended. She checked the time on her phone and was surprised to see that it was just after midnight. Clearly, her friends had never shown up. She wanted to be more concerned, but it wasn’t like this was the first time they’d ditched her with no warning.
Bonnie looked over at Kai. He was turned sideways in his seat with his cheek against the headrest. She was taken aback at how young and innocent he looked. She supposed even the devil himself might look harmless while sleeping. She reached across the seat between them and shook his arm. “Kai, wake up.” When she got no response, she stood up and went closer; leaning over him and poking his shoulder.
Kai suddenly jolted awake, the contents of the half empty soda can in his hand splashing up onto Bonnie’s shirt in the process. He started apologizing immediately. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to do that.”
“Calm down. I know it was an accident.” Bonnie was surprised by the horrified look on Kai’s face. She wondered where this sort of apologetic energy had been after he’d shot her with an arrow.
Bonnie grabbed a napkin and started dabbing at her shirt, but it wasn’t doing her much good. “I’ll be right back.”
“Where are you going?”
“I always keep a change of clothes in my car.” Life in Mystic Falls had taught Bonnie to be prepared for anything. “I’m just gonna grab a clean shirt.”
Kai followed behind Bonnie as she left the room. “It’s not that bad, is it? You don’t need to leave.”
“It’s cold and it’s sticky.”
“You can just wear something of mine.” Kai almost seemed to be pleading with her to not go outside.
“What is your problem? I’m not leaving, okay. I’ll come back.” And as much as the words leaving her mouth surprised her, Bonnie also knew that she meant them wholeheartedly. She didn’t want to leave. Despite herself she’d been having the best time she’d had in a while and genuinely did not want the night to end.
“I’ll grab a fresh shirt, come back and we can start another movie. Why don’t you go ahead and start up Nightmare on Elm Street and I can tell you all the things wrong with it too? It’ll be fun.”
“Sure.”
“Okay. I’ll be right back.”
“Bonnie, wait.”
“What?”
“I just want to say that I had a really good time with you tonight.”
“Why does it feel like you’re saying goodbye? I told you I’m coming back.”
“I know.”
Bonnie shook her head. “Weirdo.” She made a detour through the kitchen to grab her keys off the counter before making her way outside. As soon as she reached her car, her phone started going crazy.
Kai was leaning against the kitchen counter when Bonnie re-entered the house. “You know, I would have expected better from a mega powerful coven leader.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Bonnie had to admit that Kai’s poker face was world class. If she didn’t know for a fact what he had done his innocent act would have been quite effective.
“I’m talking about the fact that if you had extended the boundary of your spell just a few more feet down the driveway it would have taken me much longer to figure out what you’d done.”
“Still don’t have a clue.”
“Is this really how you want to play it? As soon as I stepped foot outside my phone started ringing. I have dozens of text messages and missed calls. Caroline, Stefan, Damon and Elena have been trying to get in touch with me all night. First, their cars wouldn’t start.”
“That sounds like a problem for Triple A. Don’t know what it has to do with me though.”
“In addition to their cars not starting, they’re bound where they are. Physically incapable of walking more than five feet away from where they are.”
“That’s crazy but strange things happen in this town all the time, am I right?”
“It was a spell Kai. A spell powerful enough to keep four supernatural beings in two different locations rooted to the spots they were standing on. How do you explain that?”
“So, it was a spell. It’s not like I’m the only other witch that’s ever blown through this one-horse town.”
“You’re not the only witch, but you’re the only one that would have done this.”
“Are you kidding? The Mystic Falls Scooby gang has collectively probably made enemies on every continent across the globe. Your bestie Damon alone can’t go two seconds without pissing somebody off. The list of people that might want to ruin their nights isn’t exactly short.”
“You can’t even do me the courtesy of just admitting what you’ve done?” Kai continued to stare at Bonnie, his arms crossed over his chest; his face completely blank. “I don’t know why I bother. I thought we were having a—" She stopped short realizing what she was about to say and pulling the words back into her mouth.
“Go ahead and finish. You thought we were having a good time and that’s because we were.” Kai stepped around the kitchen counter, closing the gap between Bonnie and himself. “Maybe I just wanted an opportunity to be alone with you and show you that I’m not some completely irredeemable monster. Maybe I wanted to be given half as much of a chance as you give everyone else. So maybe I bounced the cell phone signal away from this house. Maybe I bound those idiot friends of yours to the ground they were standing on, so they couldn’t leave.”
“So, you’re finally owning up?”
“I’m owning nothing. I’m just saying maybe I did those things.” He shrugged his shoulders. “Maybe I didn’t.”
“You are so full of shit, Kai.”
“I can tell you one thing I definitely didn’t do. I didn’t do anything to make you stay. You weren’t bound in any way shape or form. None of your friends showed up and you were free to leave at any point, but you didn’t. You sat with me all night watching a bunch of dumb scary movies for no other reason except that you wanted to. There was no trick to it. You were genuinely enjoying my company more than you thought you would and more than you want to admit. I think that’s the part that probably pisses you off the most.”
Bonnie opened her mouth but closed it just as quickly. She was at a loss for a comeback because she couldn’t honestly deny anything Kai had just said. She would have been able to feel it if he had worked any magic against her and there had been nothing. They had laughed and talked, watched movies and taken a nap and she would have come back for more, if only he hadn’t done what he’d done.
This was all a little more than Bonnie was willing or able to process at the moment. “I’m out of here.” Bonnie grabbed her coat off the counter and stalked towards the living room. She turned back to look at Kai one last time before walking out the door. He was leaning back against the kitchen counter, arms dangling loosely by his sides. The air of defeat around him was almost palpable. She paused for a moment almost subconsciously willing him to say something, but he remained silent.
As the door shut behind her, she faintly heard Kai’s voice. “Happy Halloween, Bonnie.”
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Letter for Trick or Treat 2018
Thank you for reading!!
Table of Contents:
General Likes & DNW
Dishonored
Original Works
Portal
Sunless Sea
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GENERAL LIKES & DNW
Fic Likes: Humor, angst, slice of life, action/adventure, casefic, "original flavor" canon compliant works. On the light side -- camaraderie, cooperation, and loyalty among characters; hijinks and shenanigans; frenemies. On the dark side -- manipulative or one-sided relationships; fridge horror; Monkey's Paw situations; permeating, lingering atmospheres of dread. On the Halloween side -- witches, ghosts, cults, rituals, eldritch beings, and silly fake-scary party foods. I love short fics, character sketches, and unusual narrative structures (epistolary, found document, framing devices like quoting from a work that doesn't exist). Drabbles are more than welcome. For POV, first, second, and third person are all welcome. I am also fond of outsider POV and, where applicable, Outsider POV on requested characters. Also I really like pining.
Art Likes: Bright colors, monochrome, pixel art, detailed decorative-style art, cartoon style, sketches, digital art, illustrations... I'm not super well versed in art, but I like it! No doubt your hypothetical piece will impress me terribly!
DNW: Major character death, bestiality, or gratuitous gore/violence. Onscreen rape/non-con, suicide, cannibalism, or harm to animals (offscreen is fine). Asexual or aromantic characters in romantic/sexual situations. Issuefic.
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DISHONORED
I love the worldbuilding and creepy atmosphere in Dishonored. It's probably the game I have spent the most time playing. My computer is apparently allergic to Dishonored 2, but I have seen part of an LP (and I'm spoiled!). For this exchange, I've requested characters that I would like to know more about. 
(Please note: If you’ve written a treat for me in this fandom before, I am a fan of all you write and if you are thinking of writing something for me I’d be happy with anything. But no pressure, seriously!)
Daud's Mother - Not a witch, but accomplished with poisons. Please tell me more about her! How did she learn to "never make an enemy of a witch"? How did she make her name, or lack thereof? Did she have, like, opinions, about politics? Did she ever eat good food? Make her real for me :D
Billie Lurk | Meagan Foster - The lieutenant who pays too much attention, the scarred and mysterious captain. In The Knife of Dunwall, I love that even the other Whalers think she's sort of weird. In DH2, I love... HER. Ultimate woobie tbh. I'd be happy to read anything about Billie: backstory, comedy, case snippets, angst, hurt/comfort, navel-gazing inner monologue. What was her best or worst job as an assassin? What does she do during the Fugue Feast? How were her first days at sea after leaving Dunwall? For ships, I'd prefer Billie/Daud, Billie/Emily, or Billie/Delilah. For friendships: Billie & Sokolov. However, she's great all on her lonesome.
Vera Moray | Granny Rags - The fallen beauty, the would-be cannibal! What were the stories the kids in the slums told about her? What did she find in Pandyssia? She's so grubby and creepy and fascinating. How did her little war with Slackjaw start? Did she ever meet Delilah? I'd love to see her interact with Sokolov or Corvo, but I'd also love to just see what's going on in her brain.
Black Sally - Slackjaw's predecessor, probably faked her own death. Tell me more about her rise and fall, and what she got up to after the interregnum. Did she ever pique the Outsider's interest, and if so, what dissuaded him? Was she involved, or were her parents involved, in the Morley Insurrection? *interviewer voice* When did she first display leadership skills? Erm, I guess I'd just like to know more.
Lizzy Stride - Sharpens her teeth to look tough. What happens to her after the events of The Brigmore Witches? Who is her aristocratic lover? What's her idea of a good time? What does she think about whales? How does she die? I kind of ship her with Delilah in a messed up way, but you don't have to.
Slackjaw - The Urchin Prince. If his elixir still is contaminated with rat plague, how does he find out? What's his place in the wider criminal society of Dunwall? Has he ever been even the least bit interesting to the Outsider? Why exactly does he dress like a Hatter (Watsonian explanation)? And, ah... How does he die, if not by the hand of Mrs Vera Moray?
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ORIGINAL WORKS
I am loving the Original Works tags this year. Please feel free to use the character tags themselves as prompts if you’d prefer, or see my questions below.
Female Counselor Working at the Camp Where Those Murders Happened Years Ago - How long has she worked at the camp? Was she... the murderer?! Was her mother the murderer? Have the murders started up again just like they did all those years ago? Was she/her mother the murderer, but now the murders have started up again just like they did all those years ago and this time it's not the original murderer? Is the Counselor simply welcoming campers to the grand reopening of Camp Hackynslasche with a delicately worded account of its history? Options abound.
Mayor Who Won't Close The Beaches Because He Doesn't Believe There's a Murderous Sea Monster - What's the Mayor's reasoning? Do they change their mind? Are they in league with the Sea Monster? Does the whole thing come to a head one dark and stormy night as torrential floods allow the Sea Monster to temporarily come on land, or one bright and sunny day as the Mayor sets out in a glass-bottomed boat with a pack of journalists to prove once and for all that there is no Sea Monster? Or perhaps the Sea Monster isn't really murderous and has just been taking people to a secluded island against their will to test out its new theme park -- which is still a crime, but not as bad as murder, surely? Go wild...
Psychic Detective Who Has To Fake Being Brilliant At Clues - COMEDY GOLD. What is the Detective investigating? Have they always been psychic, or is it a recent development? Is there a rival police detective getting increasingly fed up with the Detective's nonsensical methods that somehow always arrive at the right conclusion? Are there times when being a Psychic Detective really, really sucks, and other times when it's awesome? How?
Pyramid Scheme Victim Out For Revenge - Yes! I love this prompt! What's the scheme? Probiotic health shakes? Crystal jewelry? Organic knives? Does the pyramid scheme conceal some sinister purpose, or is its founding motivation simple human greed? How does the Victim seek revenge? Infiltrating the pyramid scheme's corporate headquarters under an assumed identity? Founding a competing scheme? Shutting down production and supply? Uh, hacking? I'd love to know :D
Space Traveler Stranded on a Haunted Planet - A Trick request, or possibly a Treat! What stranded the Traveler? What is the haunted planet like -- air, gravity, landscape / seascape / gas-scape, habitability, light / darkness, ...? Who or what is doing the haunting -- an ancient civilization, a malevolent higher being, a malevolent AI that just acts like a ghost, the ghosts of other stranded travelers, native inhabitants who are alive and just really don't want to get colonized? I'm interested!
A Yoga Ball that is One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in Disguise - I just want to know what's going on here.
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PORTAL
Somehow, Portal 2 managed to be even better than Portal. Or was it the other way around? Anyway, I'd love something funny, scary, or whimsical yet fridge-horrifying for this fandom.
Cave Johnson - His loudspeaker announcements were among my favorite parts of Portal 2. For a trick OR treat, I'd love to know more about the wild, wacky, and wildly unethical schemes he got up to. What happened to those mantis men? What were his interdepartmental memos like? Any weird company policies or work holidays we didn't hear about? For art, I loved the Aperture Science posters and Cave’s steadily aging portraits. Also I ship him with Caroline, though I understand this exchange is character matching. ;)
GLaDOS - Murderous AI of my heart! I ship her with Chell and/or Wheatley, but you don’t have to. What piqued her interest in cake? What if she gave it all up and became a potato farmer? When did she first become conscious of her own sentience? What if she decided to pursue becoming, like, “best friends” with Chell even after Caroline was gone? What if there arose some situation in which she were hurt and needed to be comforted?? For art, I’d love to see GLaDOS in one of her earlier robot bodies, or throwing herself a birthday celebration, or hosting a Halloween party. Malevolent GLaDOS looming above a pile of dubiously human bodies is, uh, also an image that just sprang into my mind. Oh dear.
Turret(s) - Poor things. So much potential for creepiness or cuteness, or both at once. What do the turrets get up to in their spare time, if they have any? What do they think about GLadOS, or working for GLaDOS vs Wheatley? Cute art of turrets performing their daily duties or dressing up for Halloween absolutely would not go amiss!
Wheatley - What can I say, he grew on me. I ship him with Chell and/or GLaDOS, but again, you don’t have to. Poor Wheatley up there on the moon... What’s it like to know that you were designed specifically to dampen someone else’s intelligence? Are there things Wheatley is good at that just go entirely against GLaDOS’ way of thinking? How did he get detached from GLaDOS in the first place? If for some reason he was invited to a Halloween party, and he had to attend in costume while still being a round little robot, what costume would he wear? 
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SUNLESS SEA
The atmosphere in this game is amazing! I'd love anything featuring the characters below that involves part of the canon tone, be it the creepy, whimsical, tragic, or whimsical-and-creepy-and-tragic-all-at-once.
The Bandaged Poissonnier - So affably sinister, and such an asset to the well-armored crew that finds itself at zee for months on months. Please, educate my captain on the nature of edibility! What is the most challenging item the Poissonnier has managed to render not only safe but appetizing? How does he feel about various ports? Was he ever a surface dweller, and if so, does he remember what that was like? Alternately: Daily operations of The Vengeance of Jonah? They must get plenty of characters there.
The Lady in Lilac - Creepy as hell. Is she real? Is she a shared hallucination? Is she a ghost? Is she a god? I’d like to know more.
Phoebe | The Scarred Sister - One of my favorite characters, and the one I always try to save. What exactly was going on at the house at Hunter’s Keep? Is she happier among the sisters at Abbey Rock or sunlit en route to Corinth? What is the nature of her bargain with Storm? I just am fond of Phoebe and want to learn about her.
Tomb-Colonist(s) - Just what precisely is their problem?! The Last Tour is one of my favorite quests; Venderbight is one of my favorite ports. Underestimated badass characters are one of my favorite tropes, and that is why I’ve requested the Tomb-Colonist(s).  
The Nacreous Outcast - That must be a terrifying existence! How did it feel for the Outcast to be generated? What are its thoughts as it roams the zee? If the captain chooses to lose against the Principles, how does it feel afterwards? What would it take for the Outcast to be truly, entirely happy as its own self?
The Pirate Poet - My favorite romanceable NPC! She is so cool! I’d love to learn more about her past with the Pianolist, or know an extra snippet of her potential night out with the zee-captain. Seriously, even the Pirate Poet’s thoughts on various ports would make me happy. If it matters, I ship her with a sympathetic Zee-Captain or the Merciless Modiste. (Or any nonbinary or female character, or Phoebe somehow if you want to completely blow my mind.)
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