Decepticons as cats. SFW, under the cut for space.

Megatron: Longhair gray maine coon who demands grooming. Too proud to let you cuddle him... most times. Will dig at the food container when hungry. You get him a grand cathouse- and he chooses to sleep in a box too small for him. Only enjoys catnip toys. Always tries to fight stray cats through the glass doors.

Starscream: Orange and white jerk cat who pushes stuff off of shelves, tables, etc when you don't pay attention to him. Zoomies come accompanied with loud and long yowling. Has to occasionally have a cone because he overgrooms due to stress... will bite in protest. Demands attention then suddenly wants to play. Isn't neutered.

Dialogue courtesy of @starscrumpt : "If you do not pick me up and cuddle me within thirty seconds, I will push this mug off this table and it will shatter upon impact! I know this is your favorite mug, and you'll never be able to use it again!!"

Soundwave: Tuxedo who's mostly quiet. You think he's a boy until he suddenly has kittens, then you accept him as a trans boy who now has a bunch of sons- how are the kittens so chaotic when their father is so calm? He will steal things to give to the kittens. Sleeps next to your pillow with one eye on the kits. Always brings the babies to you when busy. Likes watching ASMR videos with you.

Blitzwing: Bengal cat who goes from 0 to 100 in a split second. Sleeping one second, zoomies in the next. Sleeps on your face whenever possible. Goes insane for canned food. Will fight you for butter. Likes water. Demands to drink your cereal milk. Cuddles then sudden attack!! Loafs and stares at the ghosts in every room- growls when you try to stop him. Collects socks.

Shockwave: Sphynx. Spends most of his time on a cat shelf, judging everyone. Stares out the window, planning demise for the birds and squirrels. Chronically tries to escape to the great outdoors... but freezes in the backyard (easy to grab him and drag him back indoors). Tends to try to jump on things but fails and lands facefirst on the floor.

Lugnut: Huuuuuge gray cat. Likes to watch the TV. Always guilty when he gets in trouble. Loud meows. Gets his head stuck in things all the time. Cat no like banana. Scared of the printer. Tries to groom Megatron but Megatron bites him :(

Blackarachnia: The spider that Shockwave brought in after an escape attempt. Blitzwing plays with her until Soundwave's kittens eat her. [Sorry if you're a Blackarachnia fan. I do not like her, for her actions against my boi Blitzwing. There is a bias here]

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Pics from the video that got killed by the algorithm. Dots personal attack robot

The lore

Edit: there is a video btw.

watching tfa and I forget how big the decepticons are. The autobots don’t look as huge next to humans but jesus christ, Blitzwing is massive

Finished the last of my TF: Animated commission examples now that I'm no longer ill. Here's Blitzwing! :)

Ruin you

Astrotrain is quite sure there is something going on with his partner when he notices Blitzwing be so soft around a human, well, more like to say that one is Blitzwing's, is easier to refer to it in that way because humans have such strange designations, intonations and song-like parts, and most look the same for him, still, is indeed strange to see him so fond of something that isn't a mass destruction gun while squishing delicately the soft like protoform face of the human that protests before Blitzwing finally let's it go, finally stopping his digits from the strange touch they did on the fleshy's skin, saying "bye" and moving his servo in the human meaning of saying goodbye even when the very same human doesn't say much and doesn't return the gesture.

Does this human have any idea of how many bots have died for doing even less?

This is crazy, and he isn't the only one to think so when Octane and Overcharge seem similarly baffled at what they just saw.

"You really like your pet, don't you?", Overcharge asked what everyone else think, his voice enough to drag Blitzwing's mind back to them before giving a slag eating grin, showing off all his sharp dentae.

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna ruin that flesh bag for anybot else", there is a strange glint of malice on his visor, few words that sound like a promise and a threat at the same time, natural Blitzwing behavior.

"You're joking", they laugh, Octane seems to take this really like a joke, laughing at the absurdity of what Blitzwing just said, but his grin doesn't change, and now that they hear right his engines purr in a distinctive way that leaves them with cold armor from helm to pedes and any laugh dies, "you're joking, right?"

The silence is deafening, because what the frag is going on? They don't get it (or don't want to think in the implications of such a thing), they look at you walking away, then at Blitzwing, and back at you again, their EMF giving off stressed signals and no one wants to ask "for the pit, the meat bag, really?" If they want to keep their helms intact in case this really isn't a joke.

Because Blitzwing is insane and disgusting like that from time to time.

They expect him to laugh and call them dumb glitches for believing what he was implying but the spawn of a glitch expands his grin to a maniac smile, he is almost exuding some kind of strange blinding happiness- wait, no he is showing desire and lust on his EMF as he looks at you again in the distance, and they aren't sure if he is challenging them for only looking at the human too long to his liking, behaving like a jealous youngling pushing dominance over them or what exactly is going on when the purr changes to his engines revving like a growl in an obvious threatening message with his wings stretched wide over his shoulder armor, covering any part of your body that they could even see from where they are standing, pistons charging and ready to fire.

Yeah, natural insane Blitzwing, just strange target.

Blitzwing @ the Constructicons that one time:

Cybertrons Mating Protocol AU

Sparklings and Parenthood: Ratings of the Sires who were most prepared for the birth of their sparklings.

Drift: 6/10, he never been so nervous in his years and the thought of things possibly going wrong kept going through his processors. He try to hide it with a big cheesy grin but the beads of sweat going down his helm were quite visible. Neither Ratchet or Drift knew who was holding their mate’s hand harder but never the less, Drift tried to put Ratchet in ease with jokes and tender words while wiping Ratchet’s tears, Ratchet mustering a laugh and suppress his own fears. Of course, once their little one was born and both Ratchet and baby were in perfect health, he smiled… then he collapsed. Ratchet sighed with a tired smile and looked down at their baby.

Prowl: 9/10, honestly, it was a good thing too. Jazz, who usually was so calm and cheerful, was so scared during the birth of their sparkling. Prowl was his rock through out these months. Prowl was there, gently kiss Jazz’s helm and whispering soothing words of comfort and pure love while Jazz gave birth. He let his mate crush his hand, knowing full well the pain his beloved was feelings was beyond words and was willing to do ANYTHING to sooth it. He cracked a few jokes, here and there as Jazz actually laughed through his tears. Jazz finally cry out in joy once their little one was born. Of course, Prowl was horrifically scared to death of losing his Jazz, but once it was all over, he showered his two loves with all the love he had in him and beyond.

Hound: 7/10, Mirage was getting annoyed though as Hound didn’t express any sign of worry but he was smiling as if it was the greatest thing happening. Mirage thought it was the greatest thing too… if it wasn’t for the damn pain he was feeling of giving birth! His optics twitching as Hound gazes at him with lovesick smile that Mirage adored, but right now, instead of returning it he was giving his mate the stink eye. Yes, Hound let him crush his hand through out and yes he pressed gentle kisses on his helm. The aftermath of it all, Mirage was appreciative that Hound remained calm and felt bad for glaring at him the entire time… unaware that Hound was in fact worried to death but blinded himself with happy thoughts that presented himself like a lovesick dork. He still is Mirage’s lovesick dork as he smiled big and Mirage returned that smile back before Mirage and Hound showered their baby with attention.

Ultra Magnus: 7/10, Rodimus was the most calm despite the pain he was in. If he wasn’t holding Ultra Magnus hand, his mate would be pacing back and forth until there was a hole in the floor. Rodimus was scared of giving birth, truly he was but what distracted throughout the months was his mate’s planning out with literal blue prints and maps on the process on securing Rodimus and their sparkling’s swell being. To the point that Rodimus had to laugh. Everything was thrown out the window as the baby decided to come a little early and Magnus was quietly panicking. Of course, joy followed as the proud pair finally heard their baby’s healthy cries as they gaze at each other excitedly.

Blitzwing: 8/10, A lot calmer than anyone, even the doctors, had expected. He was there for Bumblebee, especially when Bee was on the verge of full on panicking. Looking at Blitzwing for support, Blitzwing was gentle and kind. Caressing Bee’s helm as he gently assured that everything was ok. And everything was ok. As soon as the baby was born, Bumblebee burst into tears of joy and held Blitzwing’s hand and quietly thanked him. “Thank you, Blitzwing.” Blitzwing finally burst into tears as all the worry IN HIM left as he uttered out “Nein, thank you, Honey Bee.”

Soundwave: 10/10 he was SO calm, collected, reassuring, supportive, and knew what he was doing. Blaster was set. Everything went according to their plan. The calmest couple ever. Blaster was just happy and excited to see their baby as he discussed the names that he and Soundwave picked out as Soundwave smiled at his beloved. They came in with smiles and left with smiles and a baby.

Red Alert: 8/10, which surprised a lot of people as he was a little anxious during the first few months of Inferno being sparked. However, the couple were brought alarming news that in order for their little one to be born, Inferno must go into operation and that greatly terrified Inferno. Seeing his beloved so scared, Red Alert was determined to stay calm and do everything in his power to ensure the well being of his mate and baby are provided for. Yes, he still gets nervous and jittering, but Red Alert managed healthy exercises to help put him at ease and even help Inferno use them as well from time to time. He was satisfied when all things went well and the couple were proud parents to their baby.

Starscream: 100/10, Starscream made sure he was going to be the best sire AND an attentive mate EVER, starting from the moment Windblade excitedly told him she had sparked. He was there at every check up, ultrasound, went out to get her cravings, massaged her pedes, leaned down and talked to their little bitlit within her, was 100% there for her during the birth COMPLETELY mentally, emotionally, and physically. He had all the right words to say as he wiped her tears and the sheer joy when they saw their sparkling, kissing Windblade’s helm as he murmured “Congratulations, carrier.” As she snorts tiredly “Congratulations to you too, Sire.”

Breakdown: 1000000/10, Knockout was blessed with a mate like Breakdown because everything felt like a piece cake for them. Knockout praised that without Breakdown, he wouldn’t be able get through it all as his mate blushes. Of course, Breakdown insists that Knockout is the only one who deserve the praise as he was the one who did the most tiring and painful yet most beautiful job in bringing their sparkling in the world. But Knockout smiles gently as he watched his mate rock their baby to sleep as he remembers all the loving words and tender caresses Breakdown provided him that kept him strong throughout it. Knockout was SCARED TO DEATH but Breakdown saved him from his fear and here he was, watching his beloved rocking their darling baby to sleep.

Swindle: 5/10… honestly… poor guy. He was completely fine during the months of the sparkhood and was obnoxiously seducing and charmed Blurr. He seemed quite fine UNTIL during one check up where their doctor told the couple EVERYTHING that could go wrong when Blurr asked the types of risks. Blurr sat there, nodding calmly while Swindle sweated buckets and servos gone clammy. Once the actual delivery came, Swindle collapsed mid way, Blurr laughed through his pain that seemed more like a cackle. Afterwards, Blurr cheered him up by placing their healthy baby in his arms and mused “At least you didn’t need to be sedated…” unlike Octane while Sandstorm was slivering their sparkling but that’s a different story.

Brainstorm: 6/10, Perceptor was a bit concerned that Brainstorm might need to be sedated or be admitted to the hospital as well as it looked like his mate was going to faint any moment now while he delivered their baby. Not out of nervousness… but the lack of recharging. Brainstorm stayed up for three weeks prior to the birth listing up ways to ensure Percy was happy and calm during the delivery and making toys for their baby… it was a miracle that he stayed up on his pedes during the entire delivery and only collapsed into a slumber once kissing the top of Percy and their sparkling helm. He snored soundly.

(Will probably do part 2 with other personal favourite ships; Slingshot X Silverbolt, Cyclonus x Tailgate, Arcee x Greenlight, Misfire x Swerve, Springer x First Aid, Octane x Sandstorm, Road Rage x Nautica, Firestar x Velocity, Dust Up x Jumpstream, Sparkstalker x Lightbright, Blast Off x Cosmos, and Megatron x Optimus and perhaps more)

TFA Blitzwing my beloved

For the Transformers requests, draw your favourite 'Former?

That is a hard question but this is where we are right now:

LOVE TO HATE: Overlord

OH MY GOD HIIIIII: Cyclonus

MEME KING REASONS: Blitzwing

Blitzwing goes BLEP 👅

He silly

This is another of my Medibang doodles turned actual drawings. I love this app so much.

TF Devastation made me learn to appreciate this guy even more than the oh so popular TFA Blitzwing. I just love how he roasts everyone and his stupid silly voice. And his theme is a whole trip of mixed metal subgenres. As a Metalhead with a pair of good headphones his theme is always a whole journey only listening to it

Luv u Blitzwing 💜💛

Cold

Another pro of ibis paint

Another redraw yippeee

This is almost a year old, I started drawing robots this year and this was one of the first things that I ever actually finished. I really like TFA Blitzwing, I like his accent and I think that he was the best part of the show and also the most consistently good part of it. If an episode annoyed me but had Blitzwing I would keep watching for Blitzwing. When Blitzwing is in an episode it’s automatically made better.

Blitzwing: Ah! Ah! Oh! My little flower! This is….is too much! Fuuuuuck!

Y/n: too bad Blitzy, I’m not gonna stop!

Blitzwing: ah! Oh fuck! That’s too deep! Please honey stop! It hurts so bad!

Hothead: NGH! DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ROUGH?!

Random: THIS PAIN SUCKS! HAHAHA!!!!

Y/n: mmmh this is your fault you’re in this predicament Blitzwing! Ngh!!!

*y/n was trying to get a knot out of Blitz’s holoform back but pushing down and massaging it was hard with her little hands*

Y/n: Next time please leave the heavy lifting to your real form and not your holoform?

Thoughts on blitzwing?

Not many! I really like his design in TFA, but I don't really have any particular feelings about him one way or the other. I don't know how well-known other iterations of him are, either. TFA is just the one I know best.

Ooooooooh, it sounds like Astrotrain is jealoussssss 🤭🤭🤭

In reality, Astrotrain liked the reader first, Blitzwing took years to notice his attraction and in that time Astro did notice his own, but Oh for Primus that's a meat bag for crying out loud and he didn't do anything about it.

He never said a word, but Blitzwing, not being the brightest, noticed, and that's the reason why he always acts like he does when Astrotrain and reader are in the same place.

But reader's frame type are big mechs and femmes, so now Blitzwing puts his wings up at every possible rival even after the conjunx ritus.

Feral tabby cat behavior I swear.