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Wait, how does the justice system work in Fallinel?
So, it's been confirmed by Brennan that elves in Spyre are immortal when they live in their homeland. This means that prison sentences in Fallinel are inherently useless - put Telemaine in jail for 1000 years and he'll come out the other side and say "hello again, tell me, what is fleek these days?"
The only confirmed method of punishment is Aelwyn and Adaine's incarceration during Sophomore Year, the magical equivalent of a torture chamber. To avoid this, Aelwyn goes into hiding in Solace - therefore losing her immortality (unless maybe she lives in the ruins of the Abernant home, which is politically Fallinel soil).
So, are all elven criminals punished by brutal multiple-year torture sessions? Did Jænn Væljænn spend 19 years sleepless in an orb for stealing a loaf of lembas?
Or, does Fallinel deprive its criminals of their right to life, by banishing them from their homeland and taking away their immortal lifespan?
I mean. I guess Fallinel probably doesn't have elven rights coded into their Dancers' Constitution. But still. It's kinda fucked up.
#d20#fantasy high#brennan lee mulligan#junior year#fhjy#aelwyn abernant#adaine abernant#telemaine lomenelda#fallinel#court of stars#d20 memes#les mierables#jean valjean#dimension 20
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gorgug getting so genuinely infuriated at telemaine’s inability to correctly say most words will never not be absolutely hilarious to me
#fantasy high#d20 fhsy#fhsy#dimension20#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#telemaine lomenelda#brennan lee mulligan#zac oyama#dropout#dnd#dungeons and dragons#gorgug fantasy high
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Never forget, the Bad Kids went to Kei Lumennura for spring break THIS YEAR and are now back for the winter break
it’s been five years for us, but Gorgug has had to deal with Telemaine twice in a single calendar year
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telemaine mispronouncing things is a very funny bit but like it NEEDED gorgug as a straight man. it was funny on its own but it got iconic with gorgug just like frustratedly trying to figure out the logistics behind what telemaine could and couldn’t pronounce
#also your grandfathers pissing me off is one of the funniest lines in the whole campaign#there ARE hard gs in elvish#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#gorgug thistlespring#telemaine#telemaine lomenelda#d20#dimension 20
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NOT YOUR HOUSE LITTLE GUY 🙂
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#telemaine lomenelda#fantasy high spoilers#d20 spoilers#Apologies I love him he makes me laugh
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Love Brennan preparing to say Gorgug’s name as Telemaine and surprising himself at what comes out. Love watching the other players be surprised. The pronunciation is great. The shock is better
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#gorgug thistlespring#telemaine lomenelda
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Telemaine "Teenagers shouldn't have to do stuff" Lomenelda should come for a visit! One, because he'd be absolutely horrified by all the things the Bad Kids have to do this year and, two, because he'd be a great NPC for them to have around.
Fabian could have a parental figure in at home so he's not so lonely. He could bring tea on the Elven royal family for Kristen. He'd know the inheritance laws in Fallinel that might help Adaine and Aelwen. Ayda could have left him something thousands of years ago that he brings for Fig. Telemaine also makes magical swords and other weapons, he might have some tips for Gorgug. And for Riz, maybe Telemaine has some wisdom about keeping and losing friends and the benefits of crying when you're sad and not bottling things up.
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#fantasy high junior year#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#fig faeth#telemaine lomenelda#there would be significantly less partying at seacaster manor tho
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my favorite moments from episode 11 of fantasy high junior year!!:
“is that’s a problem”
“riz? do you need to go to the eye doctor????”
finally addressing all the angry npcs
“even you fabian”
the identity spell giving SQ meeting gnosis
“should we go start minor disturbances around school and see if we get beat up?”
adaine’s classic scooter
aelwyn and adaine being sisters!!!!!
“tell kristen not to come back, the children were very rowdy after she left”
fig invading ruben’s dreams as kelpflower corncob (rad as hell)
gertie x kristen!!!! (honeybees?? maybe)
devil’s honey is so fucking rad
“my friends no longer want to see me naked” “i do”
all the parents!!!!
telemaine’s elf racism was silly but also made me a lil upset (“was that supposed to be my name?” “no i was doing a different word”)
GILEAR!!!! MY CHOSEN ONE HAS RETURNED!!!!(“this may tickle you to watch my life become suddenly amazing against my will”)
fig and hallariel continue to bring me joy (“hey! it’s me! from the phone!”)
“how did she bring winter??” “how did she bring winter???” “how did she bring winter??”
“we really gotta talk up bee girl”
fig and sandra lynn’s conversation got to me truly (i need sklonda and sandra lynn to start a support group for mothers parenting children working for the applebees student presidential campaign mpcwaspc for short)
fabian and gorgug arguing over who’s carrying the gravestone and “the ball do you wanna-“ “too small”
princess nara (i love her im sorry she’s too real)
in fact all the kristen/nara/tracker energy was absolutely perfect for lesbian exes (“WORLDSTAR”)
ALL OF SECRET SYLVAN (i genuinely shed tears cried bc they all love each other so much)
things about adine: 1. blonde 2. wizard 3. elven oracle
riz/murph immediately taking charge and running secret sylvan is so deeply in character
(attempted tearing noises)
“stop showing hole and make ‘em!”
and as we all know the last 20 minutes were the most insane thing that’s ever happened to me but god fig watching the illusion of herself she conjured morph into her dad and get fucking impaled by the armor that he wore to save her from her own illusion not even a year ago is devastating.
#im sorry there are so many this was an absolute motherfuck of an episode#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#fhjy ep 11#a very merry moonar yulenear#brennan lee mulligan#emily axford#ally beardsley#brian murphy#lou wilson#zac oyama#siobhan thompson#fig faeth#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#fabian aramais seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#gilear faeth#telemaine lomenelda#hallariel seacaster#tracker o'shaughnessey#princess nara#aelwyn abernant#secret sylvan#gertie bladeshield
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So so so excited for more Gilear and Telemaine next week, with how Gorgug’s been managing his stress I’m sure it’ll go so well
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20#dimension 20#fhjy#gilear faeth#gorgug thistlespring#telemaine lomenelda
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You know, good on Telemaine for continuing to try to say Gorgug's name. We all know a high elf that would be like "I'll just call you jillifade" because *exotic* names are just *so hard*.
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Gorgug getting so mad at people just being so incredibly, purposefully obtuse is wonderful
#but Porter is wrong fig#I mean gorgug is allowed to feel however he feels#but like always being raged up is not necessary to be a good barbarian#also the bit with his parents as swingers is so so so funny#gorgug thistlespring#wilma thistlespring#digby thistlespring#it’s gorgug keep going#the lawnmower fucking machine oh my GOD#he’s honestly so valid for being so uncomfortable#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high spoilers#fhjy ep 8#fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival spoilers#fracas at the frostyfaire folk festival#live reaction#ruben hopclap#omg is the artificer teacher his DAD#telemaine lomenelda
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Telemaine Continues his Crusade
"Riz is short for Rizbert?"
"No."
#d20#d20 memes#fantasy high#junior year#junior year spoilers#riz gukgak#telemaine lomenelda#brian murphy#brennen lee mulligan#fhjy
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Get silly elf grandpa to say coppercunts name I dare you
#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high: junior year#d20 fhjy#fantasy high#kipperlilly copperkettle#telemaine lomenelda
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF FHJY THINGY-
Oh cool Telemaine is back lol
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BARON??!?!?!?!
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#dropout#d20#fhjy#d20 fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high spoilers#telemaine lomenelda#baron from the baronies
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Ah, yes. The Bad Kids, whom I all love equally. Adaine, Fig, Fabian, Kristen, Rizbert and... *looks at smudged writing on hand* Grape nip.
#Fantasy High Junior Year#FHYJ Spoilers#The Bad Kids#Gorgug Thistlespring#Rig Gukgak#Kristen Applebees#Fabian Seacaster#Fig Faeth#Adaine Abernant#I LOVE Gorgug. I ALSO love this bit though#if Telemaine had a nemesis alert Gorgug would add himself#Telemaine Lomenelda
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Simultaneously very excited to hear the new pronunciations of Gorgug’s name and also terrified. Nothing has made Gorgug as angry as Telemaine and with these new rage mechanics… seems bad
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#gorgug thistlespring#telemaine lomenelda
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