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Grocery Shopping

[Tape Recording Starts]

Teimo: So I just-? Okay.

Teimo: Well, where do I start?

Teimo: The store opens at ten in the morning. The hours have been stated on the window since my father owned it.

Teimo: But somewhere in his alcohol-logged brain, Waylo decides it’s best to show up several hours before I even get there.

Teimo: So I’m on my bike, I just had breakfast, I’m still waking up, and who do I see by the gas pumps with a shitty old Ruscko? Waylo fucking Schmidtt. I think he got it from that recluse outta town.

Teimo: But he watches me go in, all the while calling out my name like a maniac.

Teimo: He doesn’t follow me in, no no no.

Teimo: When I make it to the counter, he shoves his goddamn head through the wall. He demands I give him gas.

Teimo: Of course I give it to him, he pays for my dinner, but what the fuck?

Teimo: Then he goes and clears my shelves of chips and sausages, and eats half of it out in the parking lot.

Teimo: Buys four cases of beer.

Teimo: He’s nineteen.

[Teimo sighs and shakes his head.]

[Tape Recording Ends.]

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