sides ordered

(boss renders from @splatoongamefiles ty :3 )

@kingofsalmonids @longerkingofsalmonids Chum #4269 has somehow?? got stuck in the grate at sockeye and is just kind of uh rotating? do either of yous wanna send someone to get him? I’m a little worried

thinking about the great uk squid hijacking at Splatoon 1’s release and that they never caught the guy. they would have had to hold onto them for at least a while and then sell them *slowly* and secretly, cuz if they were the only ones in the country you’d be basically handing yourself into the cops. so you’d have to be super careful or you might just have like. every preorder’s worth of green squid amiibo. forever. anyway happy server shutdown day to the owner of hundreds of tiny green squids from 2015 in particular-

that explains the walk i guess

happy splatfest everyone <3

lost like 5 battles in a row in splat1 before bed and saw this in my dream ;-;

resisting waking bf up to show him this stupid picture I took pearl splatoon then gave her a gun

splatoon x sanrio cups bc i have exactly 2 special interests (sc3n3 + splatoon) :3

a scene kid splatoon character wearing knee high converse but they’re not called that they’re called Canvas High Tieds

shout out to the guy on team money reefsliding himself into the next life at mahi mahi xD

watching bf play the salmon run tutorial and he points out that Maws is referred to by she/her and now every time one of however many of them are on the map kills us it’s like “rip another tragic victim of girls night </3”

guy in a splatfest match called ‘lgbtqsux⬇️’ sir this is literally the gay squids game what

I’d like to thank side order for this shot of my octoling i took by accident

squid sisters kandi bc i must combine my special interests to reach peak autism xD

good morning splatoon 3 enjoyers