A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen
(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)
senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work
chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself
marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug
shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man
falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it
kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you
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*New York accent* I'm boopin' here!!!
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All I Want for Christmas Is a Teddy Girl
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I'm not giving context for this because it's funnier that way.
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Fathers Day at Teds Montana Grill
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super order 64 / who needs elevators?
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Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction
The vaguely referenced image:
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