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underworld-park-offical · 5 months

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TOLKIEN: Zzzzzzzzrzrzrzrrzzzz

TOLKIEN: Zzazzazazezezezezezrzrzzrrzrrr

PHONE: ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL ♪

PHONE: ♪ IN THE BARBIE WORLD ♪

PHONE: ♪ LIFE IN PLASTIC ♪

PHONE: ♪ IT'S FANTASTIC ♪

TOLKIEN: Huhhheheehdbfd…

TOLKIEN: Huh

TOLKIEN: What

TOLKIEN: What the fuck?

TOLKIEN: Why is my phone going off?

TOLKIEN: Are the fucking queers calling me again?

TOLKIEN: Eeeeyup its them

TOLKIEN: What

GARY: Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend cuz she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad, well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. That sounds really cool. But you know what else is cool? The new 2020 Ford F-150, winner of 10 J.D. power awards. Perfect for hauling big things and going long distances. But you want to go offroad? Try the new Raptor Edition, which cannot just go offroad, it is perfect for going extreme off-roading. You can go rock climbing or across a desert, really quickly. It is also good for the great American thing - BBQs! In fact, you can haul MORE than one oven! That's pretty cool, huh? So hurry, and buy the new 2020 Ford F-150, now for sale at your local Ford dealership. RED: Wgat RED: Stop RED: Stop speaking BEBE: Girl get the tape from the backseat RED: Already on it NICHOLE: Heyyyy Tolkien NICHOLE: Did I wake you?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: No..

NICHOLE: Oh NICHOLE: That’s NICHOLE: That's good

TOLKIEN: What's going on

NICHOLE: So uhm NICHOLE: Ahahaha NICHOLE: Funny story

TOLKIEN: Nichole what did you do??

TOLKIEN: Did you fuckin

TOLKIEN: Commit fraud?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Again?

NICHOLE: What NICHOLE: No NICHOLE: Of course not NICHOLE: I am a law abiding citizen NICHOLE: Except for when it comes to the Barbie Movies

TOLKIEN: Okay? We’ve all pirated a Barbie Movie

TOLKIEN: What makes you special?

TOLKIEN: If it's not fraud or piracy what did you even do

NICHOLE: There’s a sentient advertisement in our Porsche now

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Excuse me?

NICHOLE: Yeah uh NICHOLE: We saw Gary NICHOLE: Or G-4R-Y if you wanna use his actual name? NICHOLE: Fuck I don't know anymore NICHOLE: He was walking in the cold for some reason? NICHOLE: And you know how he only speaks in ads?

TOLKIEN: We all do

BEBE: Wait BITCH do you think we could reprogram him to be like

BEBE: An ALEXA???

GARY: Need some music for that impromptu dance off? Ask Alexa to play songs or playlists from Prime Music and Spotify so you're always ready to show off your sweet moves-if that's what you call them ;) "Amazon Echo: Alec Baldwin and Missy Elliott Dance Party Commercial" via @popisms :https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I really don't want you to see me like this. You need some entrance music. Alexa, play Alex dance playlist. Playing Alex playlist. That's dance music? Alexa, play Pep Rally by Missy Elliott. Really? Perfect! I got a little something for you. It's beautiful. Does this mean I'm gonna be in your next video? Let me see what you got. (Lyrics) Anything you want me to (Lyrics) Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Oh, this a pep rally Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce, bounce Where my clappers that stomp? Now rock with it Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce via @popisms : https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: I mean RED: I’ll become a mechanic if it gets him to stfu 💀💀💀 WENDY: No- RED- NO PUT THE WRENCH DOWN! RED: FUCK YOU GARY: The future. You used to chase it. Now you’re living in it. The Wavefront is an all-electric automobile that propels driving into a new era. With sleek, aerodynamic design, and ultrasonic sensors that prevent collisions, there’s no more getting left behind. Life’s short. Drive fast. GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WENDY: RED!! NO!! BEBE: GIRLY POPS AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU BEBE: I'M GONNA HIT A DEER IF YOU ALL DONT HUSH RED: WENDY LET ME GO I'M GONNA KILL HIM WENDY: WE ARE NOT KILLING THE AD NICHOLE: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ON THE PHONE BEBE: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M DRIVING!!!! RED: CAN I THROW HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR??!?!?!?!?!? WENDY AND NICHOLE: NO!!! NICHOLE: Tolkien I'm gonna have to let you go NICHOLE: We might die- NICHOLE: RED PUT DOWN THE WRENCH YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE! RED: THAT'S THE GOAL!! GARY: As a parent, I want to know that my kids are safe wherever they are. That includes riding in the car. With the new Carpool Optic from Solar I can breathe easy knowing my kids will arrive where they need to safely – whether I am the driver or not. RED: AUGHHHH!!!!!! NICHOLE: I’m hanging up now NICHOLE: MMMMMMMMMOKAYBYE

TOLKIEN: Bye?

(Beep Beep Beep)

TOLKIEN: Jesus christ

TOLKIEN: (Yawn)

TOLKIEN: Man

KENNY: Hey

TOLKIEN: Ah!

TOLKIEN: Oh my god I got jumpscared by a fucking queer!

KENNY: Oh hardy har har har

KENNY: You got games on yo phone?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: What

KENNY: Do you got games

KENNY: On yo phone

TOLKIEN: I mean like

TOLKIEN: I got like

TOLKIEN: Subway surfers??

TOLKIEN: If

TOLKIEN: If that works???

TOLKIEN: Uh

TOLKIEN: Ok?????

TOLKIEN: Here

KENNY: Thanks

KENNY: Oh yeah, can I call my sister while I play subway surfers?

KENNY: I gotta make sure she’s not

KENNY: Yknow

KENNY: Fuckin’ dead

TOLKIEN: No you’re gonna kill my damn battery

TOLKIEN: Just call your sister you dont need to play fucking subway surfers

KENNY: Fine

KENNY: Killjoy

TOLKIEN: Ugh

KAREN: I can't believe McDonald's served me that lukewarm fucking patty

KAREN: And then had the AUDACITY to tell me KAREN: That it gets cold over time!?!?

KAREN: I think they just undercooked it ON PURPOSE to make ME look like an idiot

TRICIA: Damn, that's crazy

(🎵 KAREN METAL 🎵 )

KAREN: OH MY GOD

KAREN: WHO'S CALLING ME AT EXACTLY 1:59 IN THE MORNING?!?!?

TRICIA: Bro just say 2 AM 💀

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I can’t believe I just said that out loud

KAREN: WHAT?!?!?

KENNY: Hi

KAREN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?!?!?

KAREN: DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?!?!?!

KAREN: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

KENNY: Sis it's me

KAREN: UGHHHHH

KAREN: You missed your nail appointment

KENNY: Shiiiit that was today?

KAREN: You still owe me the money for it

KENNY: … KENNY: Karen, we don't have money, we’re poor

KAREN: Get a job

KENNY: …I do have a job

KAREN: Okay so then you have money?

KENNY: No

KAREN: That doesn't make sense

KENNY: Anyways- KENNY: You alive?

KAREN: Clearly

KENNY: Okay cool KENNY: So uh KENNY: There's demons around, I hope they find you and kill you and you die bye

KAREN: …What?

KAREN: Tricia do you know what the fuck he’s talking about?

TRICIA: No

TRICIA: Also stop calling on speakerphone

TRICIA: You remind me of my brother (derogatorily)

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT!?!??!

TRICIA: UGHHH

TRICIA: I’m gonna go yell at my brother by cursing me into the influencer gene pool

TRICIA: You wanna come?

KAREN: If I get to yell at someone, of course

TRICIA: Be-

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I'm not even gonna say that

CRAIG: Who the fuck where you talking to

CRAIG: I feel like they were talking shit smh my head

KENNY: Oh just my bitch sister and your bitch sister

KENNY: Told her she was gonna die soon

CRAIG: LMAOOOO I’m dead 💀💀💀

KENNY: Lol it was funny she was so mad

TOLKIEN: I swear to god you guys are the same person sometimes

CRAIG: Smh my head no literally untrue

KENNY: Common Tolkien L

TOLKIEN: I want you both dead

CRAIG: …

KENNY: …

TRICIA: Okay where tf is blud

TRICIA: I'm gonna kill his ass

KAREN: Ugh

KAREN: He probably set up Kenny to fucking prank us

KAREN: Going to yell at them both when we find them

TRICIA: For real

TRICIA: Smh my fucking head

TRICIA: OH MY GOD CAN I STOP DOING THAT!?!?

KAREN: There's his door

KAREN: Should I kick it down?

TRICIA: No he will literally kill me

TRICIA: Instead we’re gonna go in his room

TRICIA: Steal all his shit

TRICIA: And fucking burn it

KAREN: Ohh yay! Property damage! My favorite!

TRICIA: Shhh shhh shhhh

TRICIA: Stfu

TRICIA: He’ll hear us

KAREN: No

KAREN: You're not the boss of me

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: On three

TRICIA: One- Two-

KAREN: THREE

KAREN: Ew it's so dark in here

KAREN: It smells like fucking Ccool Ranch Doritos in here

TRICIA: Shut the fuck up

TRICIA: He’s gonna hear you

TRICIA: I know where he keeps his Supreme hoodies

TRICIA: HOOOOOLY SHIT IS THAT A DEAD BODY!??!?!?!?

KAREN: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

KAREN: WE ARE GONNA DIE

KAREN: GET THE MANAGER!!

TRICIA: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE KILLER COULD STILL BE HERE YOU QUEERMO

GREGORY AND ESTELLA: Shhhhh he eepy

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: ��

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

KAREN AND TRICIA: AAAAAAAAAAA-

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: HAILLLL NAWHHHHH

KAREN: I’m calling the police

TRICIA: That is the smartest thing you could ever do

KAREN: Hello? 911?

KAREN: Hi yeah, there's some queers in our house

KAREN: Please come

KAREN: Bye

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @cattpup5)

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underworld-park-offical · 2 months

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GREGORY: Well! That was incredibly draining.

ESTELLA: Oh don’t you even start, young man!

ESTELLA: You barely did a thing!

GREGORY: Oh I HELPED!!!

ESTELLA: When I ASKED!!!

ESTELLA: You were more concerned with playing Papa’s Cupcakeria!

GREGORY: That game is really fun, okay?!

ESTELLA: Whatever, what shall we do now?

GREGORY: …Play Papa’s Cupcakeria together?

ESTELLA: No thank you.

ESTELLA: I do not mean to offend, but If I hear that game’s soundtrack one more time I will throw that computer.

GREGORY: Hmmm…

GREGORY: I know!

GREGORY: We could play Kiss, Marry, Kill!

ESTELLA: GREGORY!!!

ESTELLA: NO!!!! ESTELLA: That game is lewd, violent, and inappropriate!

ESTELLA: Who would we even be kissing, marrying, and killing in these scenarios???

GREGORY: Why, the humans, of course!

ESTELLA: Absolutely not.

GREGORY: Awww! Pleeeease??

ESTELLA: Gregory. Bellarose.

GREGORY: Pretty please?

ESTELLA: Gregory. Wolfgang. Bellarose.

GREGORY: What if I said pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae?

ESTELLA: …

ESTELLA: I do like banana sundaes…

GREGORY: Wonderful!!!

GREGORY: Starting off strongly, Craig.

GREGORY: Can we agree to kill this one?

ESTELLA: As a pacifist, I firmly believe others do not deserve death…

ESTELLA: ….

ESTEALLA: However

ESTELLA: He has gone through great lengths to ensure your internet extravaganza is as unenjoyable as possible, so I agree.

ESTELLA: Put the boy in the Pear Wiggler.

GREGORY: I did not expect that, being honest…

ESTELLA: No.

ESTELLA: Kill this one too.

GREGORY: Estella! I am surprised at you!

ESTELLA: I had to be in. That INCELS body. For three. Hours.

ESTELLA: I could not bathe.

ESTELLA: The body was constantly SHITTING itself.

ESTELLA: And he smelt of doritos and body odor.

ESTELLA: I think my choice is justified.

GREGORY: Okay queen, that was actually really slay of you! Go off!

GREGORY: I think his little ex is more tolerable, though!

ESTELLA: I hate to be mean, but he was right to break up with him.

GREGORY: Exactly! Those nasty ass hands…

ESTELLA: Please don't remind me…

ESTELLA: Now, I wouldn't marry Tolkien, but a smooch wouldn't hurt anyone.

GREGORY: For what he did to Clyde I'd get down on my knees and start throwing rings at him.

ESTELLA: I thought you liked that Stanley boy?

GREGORY: Mmmm…

GREGORY: Reconsidering my options….

ESTELLA: Oh dear, why so?

GREGORY: HE WON’T SMOOCH ME!!!!

ESTELLA: That is his loss then! You are a wonderful boy, Gregory. You deserve better.

GREGORY: Estella you don't get it.

GREGORY: Dad bods and pathetic men are my weakness.

ESTELLA: Gregory…. Raise your standards for your own sake…

GREGORY: If my standards went any higher, I'd be single for life.

ESTELLA: Fair enough, I suppose…

GREGORY: WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME!!!???

ESTELLA: He may not like men, dear….

GREGORY: HOMOPHOBIA!!! HE IS HOMOPHOBIC!!!!! HE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS ME AND THAT MAKES HIM A HOMOPHOBE!!!!

ESTELLA: I suppose I'm killing this one too…

GREGORY: I'm forcing him into marriage. He. Will. Kiss. Me.

ESTELLA: Gregory, calm down.

ESTELLA: You're here, I need you here.

GREGORY: Sorry… sorry…

GREGORY: Oh Dear look at that one…

GREGORY: Green is NOT his color…

ESTELLA: Don't be rude! You can not bully him!

GREGORY: What? It's not bullying! It's an astute observation! He's a ginger! Gingers don't look good in lime green! It's constructive criticism!!!

GREGORY: Oughh… I think I'm going to have to kill him…

ESTELLA: GREGORY!!!

ESTELLA: (Sigh)

ESTELLA: I for one, think he's a nice boy, and will give him a little smooch, as a treat.

GREGORY: Erm… which one's this again?

ESTELLA: Oh I'm afraid I don't know.

GREGORY: Is he new or something?

ESTELLA; Oh no no no! I think he's the blue haired Fellow!

ESTELLA: TrollyHomme was his name, right?

GREGORY: Hell-

ESTELLA: Language

GREGORY: -If I know

ESTELLA: Hmmmm….

GREGORY: Kill?

ESTELLA: Kill?

GREGORY: Kill.

ESTELLA: Mhm.

GREGORY: Hmmm, I'm not sure about this one?

GREGORY: I think this will be the first one I kiss.

GREGORY: That country accent weakens me.

ESTELLA: What accent he speaks in mumbles.

GREGORY: You can hear it sometimes!!!

ESTELLA: No you cannot.

GREGORY: How can you not?? It's so obvious!

ESTELLA: I have no comment on this one. He smells of metal, which concerns me.

GREGORY: Why? He could just be a mechanic?

ESTELLA: Or a murdering robot.

GREGORY: Oh please! They haven't been active in centuries, we'll live.

(edits made by @pissblanket)

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underworld-park-offical · 20 days

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GREGORY: HELLOOOOO MY BONITA FABULOSO QUEENIES!

GREGORY: It’s me, Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd, queer. Today, my little munchkirooroos, It's show and tell!!!!!!

GREGORY: Unfortunately, I am the only active participant :(. You see, Estella is busy, the other two are out, and Tommyboy is feeling a bit under the weather (he is muy muy dead).

GERGORY: But that won’t take away my sparkle. ✨️✨️✨️✨️💖💖💖💖💖💖💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😚😽😽😽😽💏💏💏💏💏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈👬👬👬👬👬💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

GREGORY: Here, I have some amazing pictures that were taken on my polaroid 🤩😍😘

GREGORY: FYI, i was QUITE the photographer in my day. I took pictures of THE Mona Lisa, Marie Antoniette AND Napoleon Bonaparte!!!!!!! You know that one meme? I took the picture for it. (Not to mention the others I’ve taken photos of [Albert Einstein, Joan of Arc, Martin Luther, Martin Luther King Jr, Sigmund Freud, The Virgin Mary, Abraham Lincoln, Emmanuel Macron, Aaron Powell, The Girl With a Pearl Earring, Shakespeare, Uncle Sam, Maya Angelo, Joseph Stalin, Count Saint Germain, Friedrich Nietzsche, Socrates, King Edward II, Bugs Bunny, Alexander Hamiliton, Karl Marx, JFK, Cleopatra, Nikola Tesla, and Babe Ruth. <3])

GREGORY: This first group here shows a militia of degenerates. They all equally smell like tar, except for the one with the… excrement on his hands.

GREGORY: I’m still a bit peeved with Stanley because of his blatant homophobia.

GREGORY: It’s insane to think that someone WOULDN’T want to kiss ME.

GREGORY: And now here, as you can see, is my lovely friend group. OHHMYGOSH we’re like a big happy family!!!!!!

GREGORY: Mm, I think we can all tell who the responsible adults and the idiot children are…

GREGORY: Madam Estella will take good care of everyone, even though they’re not all made equally.

GREGORY: But, after witnessing such accurate lifelike portyals (because I took them on my pink polaroid) ((and they’re very real)) I believe we can conclude this update.

GREGORY: Do go follow my other socials for updates on my mukbang stream! I’m eating everything I can find in Craig’s pantry! <3

(Writen and edited mostly by @pissblanket, I [@imlivinginyourtrashcan] helped with a bit of writing and drew both the pictures and edited them, enjoyyy!)

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underworld-park-offical · 3 months

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GREGORY: Ugh

GREGORY: That one girls hair looked so ugly

GREGORY: It didn't match her clothes at all

GREGORY: I can just tell she’s related to Craig_The_Real_Tucker

ESTELLA: Gregory!! Do NOT be rude!

GREGORY: What!?! I’m just saying!

ESTELLA: They are just children!

GREGORY: So? Children can be ugly as fuck, too!

ESTELLA: Gregory. Don’t make me do the count

GREGORY: Yes, ma'am...

ESTELLA: Well, we cannot discuss anything until Phillip, Tweek and Thomas are back

GREGORY: Ugh, seriously?

ESTELLA: You know our "nobody left behind policy", Gregory!

GREGORY: So what are we supposed to do?

ESTELLA: I suppose we shall have to wait

GREGORY: Hell no

ESTELLA: Language, Gregory!

GREGORY: I’m looking around for something to do

GREGORY: Ugh, there's a drawer full of Supreme hoodies

GREGORY: No way in the seven layers of hell will I ever put these disgraces of fashion on him

ESTELLA: Language!

GREGORY: Hell isn't a curse word, Madame Estella

ESTELLA: It very much so is

GREGORY: This is still not going on him, no matter your insistence.

ESTELLA: He needs warmth Gregory

GREGORY: There's always the option of burning these.

ESTELLA: Quit it!

GREGORY: (scoff)

GREGORY: It doesn’t even suit him well in this lighting anyway

GREGORY: The white barely complements anything

ESTELLA: Young man, i mean it

ESTELLA: Knock. It. Off.

GREGORY: Alright, I suppose no more nitpicking for me…

GREGORY: This will unfortunately have to do…

ESTELLA: While we’re here we may as well close this portal up

GREGORY: Why??

ESTELLA: So no other demons wander and get hurt, of course!

GREGORY: Oh you and your safety

ESTELLA: I don't want the parents of these implings to start worrying if their child goes missing!

ESTELLA: Would you mind giving me a hand?

ESTELLA: I can’t exactly do this type of magic by myself

GREGORY: No!

ESTELLA: Gregory, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!

GREGORY: I’M NOT DOING JACK SHIT I JUST GOT MY NAILS DONE!!!

ESTELLA: LANGUAGE!!!!

ESTELLA: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE GROUNDED TOO?!?! GREGORY: WE ARE THE SAME AGE YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME

ESTELLA: OH YES I DO!! DON’T THINK I WON'T GO THROUGH YOUR INSTAGRAM DRAFTS

GREGORY: YOU WOULDN’T ESTELLA: I VERY MUCH SO WOULD. GREGORY: UGH! FINE! I'LL HELP!!

GREGORY: BUT I AM NOT STANDING!

ESTELLA: Thank you!

GREGORY: (scoff)

GREGORY: (eyeroll)

GREGORY: …?

GREGORY: Oh ho ho! NOW we’re talking!

ESTELLA: Gregory, what are you giggling about?

GREGORY: Ohhhh nothing~

ESTELLA: If you so much as BREATHE on that lap top young man, the last thing that you will be seeing is my sandal

GREGORY: I never said I was going to touch it!

ESTELLA: Well I can tell you were! No electronics until you help me fix this!

GREGORY: Yes ma’am…

ESTELLA: Although…. I suppose you have been very good up until now…

ESTELLA: If you say that you’re sorry for the way that you acted, I allow you to go on the computer until I need you

ESTELLA: But you HAVE to mean it!

ESTELLA: No sarcasm!

GREGORY: Right, right,

GREGORY: I want to apologize to you for what I did, it was VERY wrong and I am VERY sorry

GREGORY: I just would like to move on and lead a normal life, you know?

GREGORY: Get a job, a husband, and change my ways.

GREGORY: I hope this apology impresses you, even though you made me do it and I don’t actually mean it.

ESTELLA: You mean you do mean it?

GREGORY: I mean i do mean it

ESTELLA: Hmmm…..

ESTELLA: I suppose that will do

ESTELLA: Go on, then,

ESTELLA: I'll let you know when you're needed

ESTELLA: Do not give me sass when I need you, either, or else you won't have ANY computer time!

GREGORY: Hooray! Thank you, Estella!

GREGORY: Time to scroll through Instagram reels and hate myself!

(Images edited by @pissblanket)

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underworld-park-offical · 5 months

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*What?! Craig said I can slap people through the phone, though???? HE LIED TO ME!?

Yeah, yeah he did.

-Tolkien

Oh dear me! That's coming on quite strong, I believe. Besides, I believe I am thousands of millennia of your senior, it sadly wouldn't work. I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I am afraid I can't marry you :(

With Love,

Estella <3

Why thank you! (That's a compliment, right?)

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Oh thank you very much, Estella! You're too kind. I'll take on dinner for tomorrow night, I was thinking tofu tacos? I saw a recipe on Tiktok and it seemed absolutely DIVINE!

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Ah, such kind words, Sugurx3

I'm coming for you, next <3

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

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underworld-park-offical · 5 months

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You say that like you expect me to care.

News flash, I don't.

-Tolkien (fuck you)

There might be, but that's none of your business

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Oh em geeee.... rlly? Pls show me when ur doneeee <3

-Craig_The_Real_Tucker

MAYBE???? WHOOS ASKING?????

-TWEEK

HMMMMM... how many followers do you have?

-Bebe_The_Slaybe

...What?

I'm going to pretend as if that made any sense at all, and I say, fuck off mate. I don't care if you think I taste bad, why the fuck are you eating me anyway you cannibalistic shithead!?

Leave me the fuck alone, you should feel bad for wasting my fucking time. Bloody hell.

-Pip P.

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underworld-park-offical · 5 months

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PIP: ( In tune with the Mario item collect or something )

PIP: The laundromat!

TWEEK: HOLY SHIT IT'S HUGE

PIP: That's not something you say very often

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: What?

PIP: Oh nothing… nothing…

PIP: Let's just

PIP: Go in

THOSE FUCKS: …

THESE FUCKS: ….

PIP: Who

PIP: The FUCK

PIP: Let all these failed abortions through the portal?

TWEEK: Oh my god that's a lot of kids… TWEEK: Where are your parents lil' guys?

PIP: Don’t talk to them

PIP: They're ugly

TWEEK: What's up your ass today??

PIP: Wouldn’t you like to know

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: Scratch that, no I would not

PIP: Anyways!

PIP: To the washing machine we gooo!

TWEEK: Please, don't shove me in there

PIP: Hahah!

PIP: …

PIP: Tweek

PIP: Do you want your puddin or not?

TWEEK: Y-

TWEEK: Yeah!

TWEEK: Yeah I want my puddin!

PIP: You know the deal

PIP: Get in

TWEEK: …Do I have to?

TWEEK: There's already stuff in there

TWEEK: Like

TWEEK: Spinning

TWEEK: Round and round

TWEEK: I'm getting dizzy looking at it

PIP: Just get in you fucking baby

TWEEK: Do I really, REALLY have to?

PIP: Yes

PIP: Would you rather I shove in your little friend?

TWEEK: My

TWEEK: My what?

PIP: That little creature next to you

TWEEK: Oh…?

TWEEK: That thing?

TWEEK: Uh…

TWEEK: Oh that

TWEEK: That's…

TWEEK: Clyde and I's child

PIP: …

PIP: What

TWEEK: Yeah! And I can't go inside because…

TWEEK: Because…

TWEEK: I have to make sure my childs not

TWEEK: Uh…

TWEEK: Committing….

TWEEK: Crimes?

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: ….

TWEEK: ….

PIP: Eh

PIP: Fuck it

PIP: Fine

PIP: I won't shove you in there

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: Am I hearing that right?

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: Alright buddy

TWEEK: Who are you and what have you done with the real Pip?

PIP: Oh whatever do you mean?

TWEEK: The real Pip wouldn’t spare me!

TWEEK: He’d just-

TWEEK: Throw me in there without a second thought!

PIP: You’re right Tweek!

PIP: But you know what?

PIP: As of right now

PIP: I'm making a commitment!

PIP: To being nicer!!!!!!!!!

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: No

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: This can't be fucking real

TWEEK: You called me a slur 690,000,420 times!

TWEEK: I counted!!

PIP: What?

PIP: Me?

PIP: Nooooooo~

TWEEK: YOU CALL US ALL FAGGOTS DAILY

TWEEK: YOU HATE US ALL

TWEEK: WHAT

TWEEK: WHY HERE

TWEEK: WHY NOW

TWEEK: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME!??!?!?

PIP: Oh Tweek, Tweek, Tweek

PIP: Tweek, Tweek, Tweek, Tweek, Tweek

PIP: I was just in

PIP: A silly goofy mood

(edits made by @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan)

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assuming you met ask in the inbox,

gregory! how do you keep your skin and hair so beautiful? do you possibly using korean skincare and indian haircare? you are absolutely stunning and way better than craig. we shall form a craig hate club! anywho, please do let me know how you look so young and ethereal all the time.

Oh my! That's so sweet of you!

My skincare routine requires a LOT, but if you're that curious, I'll share my little secrets with you:

My morning routine:

Cleanser

Toner

Serum (Vitamin C)

Eye Cream

Moisturizer.

Sunscreen

Makeup <3

My evening routine:

Makeup Remover/Cleansing Oil

Cleanser

Exfoliation (2-3 times a week)

Toner

Sheet Mask (1-2 times a week)

Serum (Hyaluronic Acid, Retinol, or other targeted treatments)

Eye Cream

Moisturizer

Face Oil

Exfoliating Mask

Clay Mask

Overnight Mask

Now for my hair care!

Shampoo

Conditioner

Scalp Massage

Leave-In Conditioner/Detangler

Heat Protectant (if i'm using heat styling).

Scalp Exfoliatio

Pre-Shampoo Treatment

Deep Conditioning Treatment

Protein Treatment

Hair Gloss or Color Treatment

Now you too can have fabulous locks! Me personally, I reccomend using Pantine as your shampoo <3

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

P.S. I'm willing to take your offer on the Craig_The_Real_Tucker hate club.

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #south park edits #sp #southpark #underworld park #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #underworld park gregory #team gregory cutie pie 3rd #gregory_cute_pie_3rd

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oh em geee... thanks bestie... ur like... so slay queen girlboss mother, absolutely serving cunt, ilysm <3 -Craig_The_Real_Tucker

Erm... no? I do not have a low taper fade, dear. -Estella

Awww, rats, I wanted the Sabrina Carpenter to my David Dobrik, smh :/ -Bebe_The_Slaybe

AUGH WHY DO THE PEOPLE I WANT TO SMOOCH NEVER WANT TO SMOOCH ME?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOMOPHOBIA!!!

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Oh my goodness! Thank you, darling! You're all so sweet <3

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

WHAT THE FUKC!!! ALIENS!!!! ALIENS ARE PROBING ME!!! DO NO)T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY!!! LIARS!!! ALL OF THEM -STAN

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #south park edits #southpark #sp #underworld park #underworld park stan #underworld park gregory #underworld park estella #underworld park craig #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #team gregory cutie pie 3rd

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underworld-park-offical · 18 days

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Would you guys happen to make (or already have) full reference photos? (edited verison of hellpark photos)

plsss we would loce to do a drawinf of them :3 -wendh

We do, actually!

Made by our lovely mods @cattpup5 and @pissblanket <3 Tag us in anything you make! We'd love to see it! We all lost our minds when we saw that G4-RY fanart someone made haha

#craigfluencer #craig tucker #hellpark #south park edits #southpark #sp #south park #underworld park #mod noah post #mod noah #underworld park clyde #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #team gregory cutie pie 3rd #underworld park gregory

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Is Getory any more famous than u Criagory? (I scheduled an appointment. cidoe PLEASE)

Oh? Indeed I am, I have 14 Million followers on TikTok while he has a measly 69 😒

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #southpark #south park edits #sp #underworld park #team gregory cutie pie 3rd #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #underworld park gregory

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Gregory

Can you give me tips about your makeup

Also

You’re better then that stinky poopy head Craig

Thank you so much! I know I am so much better than that supreme shitstain <3

If you're looking for makeup tips, you're asking the right person!

Start with a Clean Canvas:

Begin your makeup routine with a clean and moisturized face to ensure a smooth application.

Use Primer:

Apply a makeup primer to create a smooth base, minimize pores, and help your makeup last longer.

Choose the Right Foundation:

Select a foundation that matches your skin tone and undertone. Test it on your jawline for the most accurate match.

Blend, Blend, Blend:

Blend your foundation and other face products seamlessly into your skin for a natural finish. A makeup sponge or brush can be helpful for this.

Concealer Technique:

Apply concealer in a triangular shape under your eyes to brighten and conceal dark circles. Use a shade slightly lighter than your foundation.

Set with Powder:

Set your makeup with a translucent powder to control shine and increase the longevity of your look.

Contour and Highlight Strategically:

Contour areas like the hollows of your cheeks, jawline, and sides of your nose. Highlight the high points of your face, like cheekbones and the bridge of your nose.

Blush Placement:

Smile and apply blush to the apples of your cheeks for a youthful and lifted effect.

Eyebrows Frame the Face:

Fill in your eyebrows to frame your face. Use a pencil, powder, or gel, depending on your preference.

Eye Primer:

Apply an eye primer before eyeshadow to enhance color payoff and prevent creasing.

Transition Shade:

Start your eyeshadow look with a neutral transition shade to create depth and seamlessly blend other colors.

Define Your Eyes:

Use eyeliner to define your eyes. Experiment with different styles, like winged liner or tightlining, to achieve the desired effect.

Lash Curler Magic:

Curl your lashes before applying mascara to open up your eyes and create a wide-awake look.

Mascara Application:

Wiggle the mascara wand at the base of your lashes and then comb through to the tips for voluminous lashes.

Lips:

Exfoliate your lips for a smooth application of lipstick or gloss. Consider using a lip liner to define your lip shape.

Choose Lip Colors Wisely:

Select lip colors that complement your overall makeup look and outfit. Consider your skin tone and the occasion.

Setting Spray:

Set your makeup with a setting spray to lock in your look and keep it fresh throughout the day.

Clean Your Brushes:

Regularly clean your makeup brushes to prevent breakouts and ensure smooth makeup application.

Experiment and Have Fun:

Makeup is an art form, so don't be afraid to experiment with colors, techniques, and styles. Have fun expressing your creativity!

Natural Lighting:

When possible, apply your makeup in natural lighting to ensure that you get a true sense of colors.

Use these tips wisely, slay queen!! I just know you'll turn out BEAUTIFUL!! (Not that you weren't already ;) )

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #south park edits #southpark #sp #underworld park gregory #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #team gregory cutie pie 3rd

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