Very Silly Wish-fulfillment (feat. Alucard), part ??? in an infinite series
Imagine a world where you are on The Romantic, a TV show where a bunch of other unimportant contestants, Sebastian Michaelis, and Alucard compete against one another in feats like 'carrying you as gently as possible,' 'waltzing you around a ballroom' and 'destroying all your enemies in the most fucked up way.'
TV production companies pls feel free to DM me for more genius ideas.