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downloadablecreature · 5 hours

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Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #at a barnes and noble’s right now and would love a copy of the boneturner’s tale #or ex altiora #or a guest for mr spider #they all get a from the library of jurgen leitner stamp in the front cover

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sydneighsays · 8 months

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Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #pretty jon #smoking is bad noo #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #I'm glad he got pipe murdered #ruined my baby's sobriety #I listen to episode 80 with my friend and she freaked out it was hilarious #Jon honestly looks like he lives off of cigarette smoke and saltine crackers #the magnus pod

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disappointingcabbage · 1 year

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HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

#extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #international holiday #tma #rusty quill tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #goddamn fool #book collecting dust eating rat old bastard #jurgen leitner rant #Elias made one good decision ever #and it was beating this clown to death #with a lead pipe

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rebeccaberry · 2 months

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BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!

Let's all do anything except pay respects to that old man goth book collector!

#the magnus archives #horror #tma #jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #elias bouchard #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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lailas-in-space · 2 months

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Happy death day, Jurgen Leitner. You are not missed.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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beholdingsarchivist · 2 months

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HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY!!!!

stupid crusty old man. anyways this is my leitner rant necklace

#jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #kandi necklace #the magnus archives #tma

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azocscreativespace · 2 months

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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate :)

Don't smoke, kids, smoking kills

If you're in the Netherlands and go to Tomocon Oss this year, you can buy this print :D

Insta for my button and print designs: BlobjesArt

#azocs art #my art #drawing #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #brutal pipe murder #elias bouchard #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #tma #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #tma fanart #the magnus archive fanart #tma s2 spoilers #tma s2

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ven-of-the-valley · 1 month

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Part 2 of the Roommate TMA saga

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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notstarcey · 2 months

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If I was in TMA I would hunt down and eye leitner and a lonely leitner and become an avatar of both. Idk how I'd balance them but I'd do it idc

#the magnus archives #tma shitpost #magnus archives #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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muscari-melpomene · 1 year

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thank you, TMA fandom, for causing my calendar app to jumpscare me when I opened my computer at work.

#tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #yes I know it's misspelled in the notif #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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onemorehotpotato · 1 year

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“I hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so I can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year I will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books.”

It’s that’s time of year again folks, bring on the disrespect.

#jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #tma #the magnus archives #i came back on tumblr just to celebrate this

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happy-little-doorbell · 1 year

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my ADHD ass could never use a leitner properly even if my life depended on it. “read this specific passage to change the—” ok my eyes have already skipped to the bottom of the page. “one or two words is enough to—” and I zoned out and skimmed 2 pages so I’ll see ya later in the hell dimension

#oh el what have you done #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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horrorsnsoup · 1 year

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good morning to everyone who's paying disrespect to Jurgen Leitner today <3

#tma #mag pod #the magnus archives #magnus archives #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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c0l0re · 1 month

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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. (slightly strained) I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

I am at least 90% sure I know who this is and I have only one thing to say in response:

Jurgen Leitner?

Stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner goddamn fool shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking Jurgen Leitner

Stop pinning me when I talk about Jurgen Leitner I hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books just set them loose is he dead is he a bastard

Man has such a visceral effect of me not even in the room never seen the man's face and I know he has the world's shittiest beard get away from me

If I wanted to get into heaven and god said Jurgen Leitner's waiting inside I'd piss on god's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

If I have to deal with Jurgen Leitner speaking one one in person on voice in podcast not only will I close the tab I will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all of the times where he is mentioned or alive

I don't even know why I hate him so much he just collects books but I am mad because I am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory because if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted an irl version I'll go ham

better have a book that can kill a man because if he doesn't I'm gonna make him

paypal.com/ifuckinghatejurgenleitner

crusty old man

I will punch Leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simple flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one final book he kept on him as all times simple titled "now you've fucked up" in ancient Yiddish

I am not breathing I am hyperventilating at this point

I hope there is a date given for when Jurgen Leitner died or will die so I can make it a reminder on my phone and every day once a year I will see it and to anything but pay respects to man who owned so many fucked up if true books

:)

#colore asks #deranged queer crew #the fuck elias crew #< i am so certain its one of you fuckers /aff #also let it be known that i wrote that entire thing from memory. this isnt even the first time ive done it #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

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some-assholes-familiar · 2 years

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Larson is to malevolent listeners what stupid idiot motherfucking Juergen Leitner is to the entire TMA community, change my mind.

#the magnus archives #malevolent podcast #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #only difference is we only had to put up with Larson and any mention of him for like 4 episodes #Wallace larson #malevolent part 26

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beholdingsarchivist · 9 months

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mag 80 but jurgen leitner pulls out a ukulele

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #toxic gossip train

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