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lofi phantasy: the album
track 20: box boys
#the end~#and the way they know how to title their closing tracks 💅 like 'end screen' and then 'box boys' ??#'box boys' being the closing track to their album full of domestic references??#like this is the Perfect setup to 'homeowning homosexuals' being the title of their third dnpbeats album#which if they're dropping albums every two months would mean. dropping on june 29th. pride month album full of gay references 😌#btw thanku for all the love for both dnpbeats series like all the kind words have left me a crying shaking mess on the floor everytime 😭💕#dan and phil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilbeats#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#lofiphantasygifs#dnp instagrams#dnp instagram stories#Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!#Moving Out - Keep it or YEET IT#Why Dan had to call an Ambulance
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Aaaaaand new blog record, anon is turning off twelve minutes after I usually wake up. All I can say is anon, go touch grass and engage with queer spaces irl, because online discourse has ruined you.
#out of stories#Imagine thinking the threat of a callout post does anything to me. A grown adult with a job.#Also w added ‘how dare you say we piss on the floor’ diatribes in the third ask they dropped.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[DOOR SLIDING SHUT]
Ivan: There y’are-.. why’d you fuck off all day without sayin’ anythin’?
Bruno: Sorry.
Ivan: Did y’just wanna be alone, or-…
Bruno: I went to the feds.
Ivan: Oh shit, how’d it go?
Bruno: Well.. I’m not in jail, am I?
Ivan: What did y’say?
[Bruno doesn’t answer, it’s clear by his vacant expression that he’s no longer listening]
Ivan: Bruno?
Bruno: Hm?
Ivan: Let’s go campin’!
Bruno: What-.. now?
Ivan: Uh-huh.
Bruno: It’s late, why don’t-…
Ivan: Nope, get up.
[Bruno groans in protest, unwilling to move]
Ivan: C’mon! I know somewhere that ain’t far.
Bruno: It better not be the green out back.
#somnium#sims 4#storytelling#ts4 story#sims story#simblr#bruno clarke#ivan harper#GET UUUUUPPP#i can see ivan being shit at looking for people/stuff#like he glances out the window and doesn't see anyone in the deck chairs.. welp he's not there#completely missing the fact bruno was laid on the floor#s'probably the third time he's looked there#😂
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also the walrus vs fairy debate is funny but I feel many people miss the spirit of it. It says walrus OR fairy. By saying the walrus is a fairy you are ultimately trying to create a middle ground that does not exist. The spirit of it is to assume that your options are a genuine real walrus, or a genuine real fairy. It would be equally wrong to try and say "well the fairy could just be a person in a costume". You lose the spirit of the question.
#peace and love <3#its so funny watching all of this. anyways i live on a third floor apartment so a walrus knocking on my door would in fact be more shocking#meanwhile a fairy appearing would activate my inner child who lobed fantasy stories about kids being whisked away on a magical adventure#out of the blue like im some kind of sleeper agent#i have been primed since childhood to accept the random appearance of magical creatures ushering in a new adventure#and an awareness that there is magic in this world i did not yet know about
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he’s telling a story Danse has heard at least 3 times already.
#lays down on the floor work was rough this week so im drawing comfort characters garbage#fallout#paladin danse#sole survivor#avery#ken's#autumn art#and I think danse used to point out when Avery repeated stories#eventually stopped because the guy is just as enthusiastic to tell him stuff the first time as the third time.#might as well just humor him#(yes this is the third time in like a week I’ve used a couch as a background im lazy and hate furniture)
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maintenance guy just showed up at my door unannounced to check out something i reported yesterday...on the one hand loving this prompt service. on the other hand, give a broad some warning. i am in my pajamas and the place is a sty. but he might actually fix a thing that's been bugging me for over a decade, so that would be nice. not that that was urgent, obviously. so i would have appreciated a heads-up.
#i reported...let's see...5 things yesterday if you count the things i had reported previously that have always been ignored#he says he's going to fix 2 of them later today and he will escalate a third thing (which will require ripping out the floor so uh#i hope i'll have lots of warning for that lol)#we shall see. i will be so happy if he replaces my toilet seat though because#once many years ago shortly after i moved in i wrote on my butt in sharpie (long story) and then at some point after that used the toilet#and it stained the seat and like...i don't even know...eroded the coating...so it has looked REALLY GNARLY ever since#no matter how clean it is#so i never want anyone to use my toilet because it looks so disgusting#i've just been warning people about the toilet seat for the last 10+ years. ready to move on from that one youthful mistake#my posts#linked to
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HM. MIRABELLE?
#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#(in the tags)#so after loop told me not to bother with giving mira the bow again i was like: okay i shld give her the bow again#i spent a loop checking every single rollback spot and it was really interesting#but scarily i was in a dead-end checking that paper where you tell a story about running away from home#but there was a rollback. and *i* forgot what i was talking about. and everyone kind of laughed it off but... that's really concerning#okay so basically after all that happened i reset to town and gave mirabelle the bow again. and instead of being able to move on#past the skip. she kind of became aware that something was wrong? and her expressions oh my gof#pointing out the bow she already had made her slot back into normalcy but. aack#i'm concerned and very excited to see what's going on. hopefully i'll be able to cut through the third floor on my next loop#( know abt the 2nd floor key now)#and then we'll see what happens when i fight the king if he's what's up there#i Really wanna know what isa has to say to me (gay heart praying for a confession-)#odile noticed smth strange too once. i'm wondering maybe if there's a way for her to pick up on what's going on frm within the loop#(she's very very smart + i love her)
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About to go watch the npmd watch party but before I do
GOD it must be so hard for her being this right just all the fucking time jesus christ
#i love into the woods so much amd this has always been my take#no more is such and incredible song i could talk about it for HOURS jesus it just does something to me#not just this one tho the others they cut as well like why did they cut all the best ones and only keep the Absolutely Plot Necessary ones#maybe im biased cause it was my 4th top song on spotify this year but Maybe They're Magic is fucking incredible it should have been kept#Ever After????? the best act one end in anything ever????? the end bit with the round?????? perfection#Agony reprise???? the STUNNING harmonies??????? the character and story implications of the princes miving on so readily????#the first second and third midnights???? the genius vocal layering????? the visible and comparable character growth over the three?????#we were robbed by the movie. ROBBED.#fuck you james corden you know what you did#into the woods#mariah rose faith#wet floor sign#starkid
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bg3 crew NEEDS a soiree heist fic
#cmon cmon i cant write it cos im shit but someone do it#everyone dresses up#shadowheart does her hair#maybe mass disguise self is used#laezel complains about her newly acquired aquiline nose 'i can't see past it! chik'#karlach is so happy she has to go cool off in a stream before coming back#wyll is enjoying human form again#gale oils his hair#astarion digs out the world's laceiest (?) collar from the szarr mansion cellar#first hour of the ball: glitz and glam and dazzle and wine#second hour of the ball: kisses in hidden hallways and sneaking in the shadows and sneak-attack-crit the guards and you find your mark#third hour of the ball: cover: blown; heist: complete; asses: being kicked; what do? RUN#fourth hour of the ball: disguises down paycheck in hand laughing about the silly dangerous things they did to get away#'KARLACH YOU JUMPED OFF THE THIRD STORY I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE'#'SO DID I BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLOOR'#etc etc
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Yeah thanks for having me as a guest i really love it here NO i CANT fucking take this large misshapen jacket off with a hood that covers the maw where a face is supposed to be I'll collapse into a pile of bugs and worms and other gunk which is what I'm really made of!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this is what im like in the real life if i did a face reveal#when i was a kid this trope im children's books was so common for what reason#it happened in some book i read in like third grade there was also a classroom on the 31st floor.#and there was this one chapter in it where boys in the yard threw a ball up to see how many stories they could throw it up#WHAT IS THAT BOOK CALLED IT WAS FIRE
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Weird Short Stories Index
My creativity is limited to two things: the Blackberry Bushes series and little pieces that I refer to as weird short stories. The first one was written for a story contest; the rest were for my university's literary magazine. They're brief (between 1000-2000 words) first-person tales that concentrate on the creepy in the mundane. Kind of Twilight-Zone-ish, I guess. They're quick reads, not connected to each other, and you don't need any context or previous reading to understand them.
For convenience, here's the full list, to be updated if I ever write any more.
Back Corner
Hospital Courtyard
Third Floor
Bus Stop
Dorm Window
#my writing#my weird short stories#weird short stories index#Back Corner#Hospital Courtyard#Third Floor#Bus Stop#Dorm Window#I've been wanting to write another one#but have had no ideas#need to go get creeped out by something
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GIGGLES. SMILES SO BIG WOW. this is so extremely true.
im so cute and well-adjusted
im so cute and well-adjusted
violer on her blog now
tgirl power :3 <3
#violet originals#okay time for the related story somehow#so at my old apartment i lived on the third floor and each flight of stairs had 8 steps#so going up or down i would just subconsciously sing that part of the song with my steps hehe#especially if im like carrying something and i can't see the steps i would do it to keep track of my steps :3#still looking for a good subconscious phrase for my new stairs but they're 14 steps :''3 help would be much appreciated
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thinking about the different ways in which Gansey is relatable
#me#ganseyposting#richard campbell gansey the third#the raven cycle#trc#he’s soo *shaking him in my teeth* to me#but it’s funny bc half the reasons I’m obsessed with him are extremely sad and tied to the deeper themes of the story#and then the other half are like#‘I ALSO love mint plants!’#‘I would LOVE to build a miniature version of my city on my floor!’#he’s just a little guy
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I'm reading the winternight trilogy by katherine arden and I gotta be honest, I am obsessed with whatever fucked up nonsense konstantin has got going on
#sorry in advance if i have any christian followers#but something about watching extremely arrogant and devout christians lose their whole mind when their god isnt real is SO fun to read#like this man really started out as being worshipped as a saint and ended up weeping on a filthy floor for the devil to speak to him again#i JUST started the third book and (spoilers) the way his laughing and cheering at vasilisa's execution turned into like.#choked and panicked sobs#makes me feel some kind of way#yesss priest. lose your faith and then your mind and live haunted by your desire#i hope at the end of the trilogy he breaks so severely that he begs vasya to kill him and she doesn't do it#cause killing a bug under your boot requires you to dirty yourself with them#OR ALTERNATIVELY: he tries to worship her and she's like ''girl WHAT'' and kills him#this man is so fucked up and I am watching him so very closely. like a zoo animal#i never thought i had any preference for villains but it turns out i like the ones that weep and fall from very high places#and love and hate in the same breath#anyways. long story short there's a part of my brain now that is dedicated to priests losing their faith in god so much#that they beg what they think is the devil to return to them#GOOD SHIT ms arden thank u very much#in this house (my brain) we love men that are like pathetic wet rats !!!! kicked puppies !!!! xoxo !!!!
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i dont have an actual name for it but depressed college au is probably one of my favorites. i dont really care for the adults in paranatural and thinking about how the activity club/others might grow up and continue their lives is so much more interesting to me
#i started reading this comic when i was 15? i think? and now im recently 23. i cant really say i relate or want to relate to 12 year olds an#y more. and yeah i prefer a lot more nuance and complexity when crafting+ reading stories#but when your protags are 12. well. yeah pass#pnats adults are fine but the kids are the ones i have any actual emotional interest or compulsion towards#so when i write something that might be less 'yippee whimsical wacky adventures' and the options are spender and zarei. again theyre fine bu#t i dont really care enough about spender and zarei#but i still want to write about adults you know. BEING 12 was hard enough you could not PAY me to go back into that headspace#honestly thats actually why most of wizard au takes place in their later school years#like you know those aged up mob psycho 100 aus. where mob is like a fireman and ritsu is an english major and theyre not exactly having epic#adventures anymore but theyre coming into themselves etc. god. thats the stuff 2 me#i used to hate aged up aus as a teenager bc i thought it was the author/artists excuse to put kids in weird situations. and idk considering#it was 2015. yeah fair. but i do think i get it now. teenage years are hard and theres a certain part of that hardness that i love. things#like growing up [from a 17yo perspective] and people you love going to college and trying to find yourself and dealing w friends and fear#for the future. THOSE are the kind of teen stories i like reading about. but when you start getting tired and mellowing out and things that#come with the end of college and grad school and growing up [from a 22yos perspective] is similar. but its more somber. youre older now#when the protagonists become people. thats what i like#wizard au is fun as a huge intense magical adventure project but depressed college au is just like. where i can project.#drinking an entire pack of mikes hard lemonade by myself and lying on the floor talking to friends about how im scared and pushing myself#towards a career that i love but dont know i can achieve. friends leaving. getting an apartment for the first time. and the second and#the third. that feels better when i can sit down and go 'okay. someday isabel will do this too. i might not understand. my friends might not#understand. nobody could understand and i could be alone. but max woke up with a hangover today and i know what that feels like' etc#idk just feels better. taking your favorite characters with you while you go through things. by which i mean#'taking my favorite characters and making them go through things'#you want them to be safe and happy and having fun. i want them to feel fear. we both know what we want from fiction and treasure each#depressed college au
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