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hal-o-ween · 2 hours

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

#we once got in way too many salads at work and when i said ''woah. its like a biblical plague of salads''#the 40 something year old dad i work with lost it. funniest thing ever to him #people also like when i call my keys my ''jesus beater''

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hal-o-ween · 3 hours

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hey baby. ever dated an ugly dyke before? i could be your first .

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hal-o-ween · 4 hours

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sorry were dont have any pepsi would you like mosquito eggs instead

#dnd #narin as a waitress

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hal-o-ween · 19 hours

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WE FINALLY STOCKED ABBEY AND VENUS

#LETS GOOOOOOO

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hal-o-ween · 20 hours

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

#me with sturgeon

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hal-o-ween · 20 hours

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#WAAAH #sturgeon

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hal-o-ween · 20 hours

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#larry the cucumber voice: ice cream angel please come to me #art

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hal-o-ween · 22 hours

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hal-o-ween · 23 hours

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