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ravenquing · 5 months

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Feeling kinda gay this 5am and I've not slept at all

So have an assortment of Vax edits where I've made him blush because he a cutie

mostly season 1, but 2 are from season 2... need to make more of these edits tbh

Vax is such a cutie

#vax is such a pretty boy #i love him a normal amount #(im fucking lying straight through my teeth)#gods im too gay for this right now aaaaa #the legend of vox machina #critical role #tlovm #cr #tlovm spoilers #cr spoilers #vax'ildan #my edits #lynias shut up challenge #stop being gay on main lynias

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ravenquing · 1 year

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Legolas, Vax'ildan and Aloth walk into a bar together.

...

Legolas was too busy looking at the trees to see it.

Vax failed his Dex save.

and Aloth had his face stuck in a book and wasn't paying attention to his surroundings.

...

They all get embarrassed about it and insist that the others don't tell their friends about it because they'd never be allowed to live it down.

#im gay for the elven bois #vaxxy leggy and aloth your hands in marriage pretty pls #just some pretty bois being dumb 💙#critical role #vax'ildan #lord of the rings #legolas #pillars of eternity #aloth corfiser #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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Thinking about Vax.

Thinking abo-

#vax #i think about him #lmao i am having a time #jan 20th hurry up #critical role #cr #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #vax'ildan #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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Me: I don't care about football, and I don't get the hype over scoring goals.

[ watches 1 Man City match and sees Erling Haaland dominate the field ]

Me: Well fuck. 💙

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not me getting into watching football and regularly playing Fifa because seeing Haaland play is extremely fun, ha ha

#this is me admitting that i have developed a crush on haaland #mostly because my boyfriend keeps teasing me for it #erling haaland #erling håland #football #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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Vax'ildan is baby.

That's it, that's the post.

#he is so cute 🥺 i love vax #🐦‍⬛ lil birb baby 🐦‍⬛#vax'ildan your hand in marriage please #i adore vax so much #i am so gay for vax #critical role #cr #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #vax'ildan #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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(The Legend Of Vox Machina - Season 1 Episode 3 - The Feast Of Realms)

Episode Rating - 5 out of 5

"They were so cruel with this opening and I love it.

Am I a bit peeved over the family tree rewrite? A little, I admit.

Cassandra should be younger than the twins and we're missing both Vesper and Ludwig.

Also Percy being too depressed to appreciate Vex looking like that is not as funny as the memes about it are, but is it still pretty funny.

Keyleth being her usual Disney Princess self is lovely! But her reaction to Vax's greeting is annoying, he has food in his mouth Keyleth, what did you expect? Vax singing good morning? Come on, girl, give him a break lmao.

Then Grog ruining Vax's day before he even has breakfast is such a brother thing to do. A+ sibling representation there.

Then Allura!! The door!! Vax getting revenge!! Scanlan flirting with Pike!! This scene is so good, poor Percy trying to save face with an unimpressed Allura always cracks me up.

Then the dinner!

There's a slight animation error that has Vax looking a little depry when they first arrive, but the curtsey more than makes up for it - also, he looks so pretty!

("No thoughts, just pretty boy" is the biggest mood of the season.)

Also petition for Vax to have a ponytail in season 3 if we don't get the beads and braids. So much nicer than whatever he has going on normally.

Also everyone looks great here, Vex especially so. Hooo boy. Her and Percy having matching necklaces and chokers is so cute, I fucking love them.

Pike and her fancy shots, then her telling off the audience.

Scanlan flirting with Reginald. My new favourite otp.

The Briarwoods' entrance, tho.

Sylas walks like a man who knows he's the sexiest man alive and that his wife is the hottest woman alive. Love that for him.

Also Vax immediately wanting to help Percy? Asking what he needs? Offering to snoop?

Love him. Love him. Love him.

The safeword bit is funny, but it doesn't make sense without the earrings??? Like, what???

Then Scanlan failing that charisma check so bad was funny, Allura totally knew he was lying through his teeth.

The dinner scenes are a bit grating, but still kinda funny.

Vax and his stealth roll is beautiful, love that sneaky boy!

Then we get to see Simon! Yes!

I hope we see more Simon next season! I adore him!

Also the long shot on Vax's crotch while he picked that lock was so fucking rude. 10/10 thank you

Then the scene where Delilah has Sylas charm Uriel to stop him from drawing suspicion on the pair and Whitestone?

Sylas touching the sovereign and nobody stopping him?

I do think he should have said "You don't need to do that, Friend." rather than just "You don't need to do that.", but maybe that's just me?

Still hot though!

And only Keyleth seeing it? Does she realise what's happening or ???? Baby girl, what do your (Half) Elf eyes see? What do you know?

Also the tension when Delilah finally addresses Percy, everyone panicking - thankfully Vex is there, they'd be lost without her sometimes.

Syals saying "Charmed" like that, though, and right after charming Uriel? Perfect. Beautiful. Amazing.

The beads joke is a bit… eh.

When Delilah tells her little story in a passive aggressive attack on Percy? Percy's reaction?

Fuck me. That was good.

The Briarwoods feigning offence as they leave? They know.

I bet Delilah's things had some sort-of alarm spell on them.

There's another animation error in this scene - as the scene opens we see a servant giving Sylas dessert, but as the Briarwoods leave he has his dinner in front of him again.

(Not mad about this! Genuinely find it really funny.)

Then of course, Vax having his attention stolen by the fire - he had plenty of time, surely.

Then we see the Briarwoods' walking past the mirror to their room and Syals has no reflection while Delilah does? Finally confirming that Delilah wasn't a Vampire while Sylas is one? Because that did confuse people during the campaign. Love it.

And the confrontation! Vax panic-flirting! Then, foolishly, running into the couple instead of to the side and away???

That fucking staredown???

Percy telling the others about what happened to his family, the group rushing to help Vax.

Sylas caressing Vax's face and talking about him being curious while Delilah watches from the bed, the vibes suggesting so many different possibilities???

"You look delicious."????

The bite???? Ahhh????

The ensuing fight, Delilah's spell hitting Pike in the back and looking like when Pike hit her back off the wall in Episode 2???

Keyleth's clutch thorn wall???

No Mercy Percy? Poor Desmond? Scanlan coming out in the end and realising his party fucked up big time?

When I say this is my favourite episode of any show ever...

That being said, Vex'ahlia was robbed of two nat 20s in this fight! She should have hit Delilah!! Twice!!! Ahhhhhhhh-"

Vax Suffering Rating - 5 out of 5

"My boy is paralysed and then felt up by a (very sexy) Vampire?

He gets bitten by said Vampire?

He throws himself out a window?

He hits a flagpole during his fall and lands on concrete?

He gets torn up by Vampire claws after grabbing a broken shard of glass and cutting his hand trying to protect himself?

Then he nearly gets choked out?

Before being hard yeeted onto concrete again?

And he still looks so pretty?

Baby Boy, Baby Boy-"

(masterpost)

#can you tell that i like this episode?#tlovm spoilers #tlovm review #tlovm s1 e3 #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #lynias watches tlovm #stop being gay on main lynias

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ravenquing · 1 year

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I think I'm gay for Joel Miller.

#i am but a simple gay trans enby #i see hot man and i malfunction #here we go again i guess #hbo the last of us #hbo tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel miller #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 9 months

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TIL that Vivienne in Dragon Age: Inquisition is voiced by Indira Varma, aka Allura Vysoren in TLOVM.

I might have almost accidentally romanced her the second I recognised the voice. 😅 Sorry Josie, I promise I'm dedicated to your romance path, but when The Allura Vysoren calls you "my dear" it's hard to stay strong.

(Forever an Allura Vysoren lover, but can you blame me?)

Maybe in another lifetime, Vivienne, maybe then...

#i am a weak little enby #i hear allura speak and i am entranced immediately #critical role #the legend of vox machina #dragon age: inquisition #cr #tlovm #da:i #allura vysoren #da:i vivienne #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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Vax'ildan would have the biggest, dumbest, goofiest ass giggly-bitch crush on Mr. Blanc and you cannot convince me otherwise.

How would I know?

Because I have the biggest, dumbest, goofiest ass giggly-bitch crush on Mr. Blanc and I relate to Vax more than is probably healthy.

Also have you seen Mr. Blanc?

Seen his cute little outfits?

Heard his charming voice?

Watched him dance around a crime, listening in unnoticed until he's ready to be a drama queen?

Because that shit got me good, & I know in my heart of hearts that it would get Vax's bi dumb-ass too.

#so i just watched knives out & glass onion back to back #and i am having a gay crisis #which vax can most likely relate to lets be honest #critical role #knives out #glass onion #vax'ildan #benoit blanc #stop being gay on main lynias #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 1 year

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some little silly Erling Haaland heart locket meme gifs 💙

#lynny be normal about halaand challenge #me: how about no 💙#erling haaland #erling håland #heart locket meme #stop being gay on main lynias

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ravenquing · 3 months

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gods im gay

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#help me raven queen #holy fuck i am gay #and vax'ildan is just so goddamned pretty #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #critical role #the legend of vox machina #cr #tlovm #vax'ildan #stop being gay on main vaxxy oh my god #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 2 years

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He is so pretty here, whyyyy

<chuckles> Sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me-

(Spoiler: it did

Now I wanna pin Vax to a wall at knife point while I flirt with him)

#the knife #the belt buckle #his pretty face #ahhhhh #im so gay #critical role #cr #critical role comics #cr comics #vox machina origins #vmo #vax'ildan #danny stop being gay on main its embarrassing #lynias shut up challenge

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ravenquing · 3 months

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I wanna be Vax'ildan and be Xie Lian's best friend..

I want to be Xie Lian and be Vax'ildan's best friend..

I want to be Vax'ildan and date Xie Lian..

I want to be Xie Lian and date Vax'ildan...

I want to be Vax'ildan and marry Xie Lian...

Iwant to be Xie Lian and marry Vax'ildan...

Maybe??... Maybe??...

Be Hua Cheng... marry Xie Lian AND Vax'ildan as Hua Cheng

yesss, thats best option....

step one: become butterfly man...

step two: find and marry Xie Lian...

step three: somehow pull Vax'ildan from The Legend of Vox Machina into Heaven Official's Blessing...

step four: find and marry Vax'ildan...

step five: profit???

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