The butterfly or the spider?

cult of the joltik behold, the little guy himself:

hey so like. i know the chances of it happening are INFINITESIMAL. but could you even fucking imagine if the teens find a way to get past Willie's barrier and break into heaven and, lo and behold, there's Hermie performing a one-man version of A Midsummer Night's Dream to an audience of one. could you even IMAGINE

Drew these last month when I was bored of drawing pokemon, and remembered how Yonny and Floofty remind me of each other i thought they would blow something up together idk theyre also both nonbinary

8/15/23

being daigo in january 2017 was probably the happiest month of his life because he just got out of jail Again for a crime he didnt commit Again and he's probably thinking how he has to keep running the tojo clan if he wants to respect kiryu even though hes """""""'gone""""""""" or whatever and then some bitch with the newspaper in his ear like 'the governor's trying to evict us what should we do' and i can only imagine the LOUDEST sigh of relief this man had to internalize as he began to flesh out his two-year plan then and there

In response to Phoenix Fan Fusion rejecting our Meet the Mercs event idea in favor of just asking for Robin Atkin Downes.

new chapter of 'in search of glorious happenings of happenstance' :)

When Azula & Katara break up, the rest of the friend group is exhausted by their constant dramatics & frustrating antics. Zuko introduces his ferret to Jet's dog with disastrous consequences. Suki concocts a scheme involving a children's pizzeria & arcade, a robot, drugs, & Smellberbee & Longshot's catfishing skills.

Pan probably thinks her dad is the coolest, but not for the beams and explosions and flying stuff, her half her family can do that. Heck, her grandpa and Bulla’s grandpa can fly and blow stuff up whenever. If old people do it it can’t be that cool, at least not in the mind of a preschooler.

No, Gohan is the coolest dad ever and Pan wins every “my dad’s better than yours!” argument on the playground because he gets paid to watch bugs all day. Really big and gross bugs too. 

And in the mind of a preschooler, nothing beats bugs. 

bf just said out of nowhere while cooking "ok i really don't know what to go as for the next con so. ig yes to go as spock if you want to". it's been like almost an hour and it's hitting me only now..........i won

the eternal question: is scheduling w friends as an adult That Hard or am I just bad at it

Realizing I see them tomorrow….

Gotham isn’t even worried about giving up a non-injured keeper to save ourselves from the expansion draft because we have a secret weapon: Nealy Martin (Keeper’s Version)

guys i literally feel so nervous i might puke and it’s the night before the concert. how am i supposed to feel ok actually GOING

oh no geto is kinda mean in this fic

when in doubt start reading the greatest epic of our time again