I saw a post by what I guess is a Sussex squad member doing an impression of Cambridge fans??

“How dare Harry and Meghan go to a concert and have fun? Listening to that woke music is overshadowing the King who’s just hired a British bagpiper”

I have never thought of Jack Johnson being “woke” lmao

I don’t think I could name one Jack Johnson song bb but I trust u!

U know what shakes me to the core. The fact that Willy likes rap, like him trying to rap and k8 telling him to stfu

all i want is for starlight to kick ass to britney spears is that really so much to ask

🌸💕💫friendly reminder sandor clegane never took the kingsguard vows💫💕🌸

the hounds def got scurvy but like. would.

underrated ship dynamic: me x sandor who would absolutely despise me

you cannot possibly conceive how complex and tasty the soup i would make for sandor clegane would be. you can’t,, you’re too limited by your mortality to comprehend the umami and nuance of the broth. i don’t try for some people ok but him???? he gets the good ingredients. i hope he knows this is the highest declaration of love one can attain from me. and more importantly i hope he knows he’s worth it

based

sandor clegane smacking arya when she stabbed him was very ‘a single mom who works 2 jobs who loves her kids n never stops’ of him

props to sandor bc if i had sandors cantaloupe crusher hands i would’ve put in my 2 weeks and waterboarded joffrey

tormund: oooooooooo eeeeeeeee i’m dying from a jellyfish sting andtheonlywaytosavemeistopeeonit

brienne: i i’m not gonna do that

jaime: and just let him fucking dIe???

sandor clegane is the trash can dilf of the century where the FUCK is his hawaiian shirt fanart

they are “walk of shaming” back from my house 😼

sandor: i am joffreys sworn sword. i will ensure no harm befalls him as this is my job.

also sandor: yeah use sharp edged swords w joffrey none of this basic bitch wooden shit. use the sharp edges cmon. use em. you know you want to. do it.

sandor clegane vividly saying “get in the truck” and “james is a cunt name” lives in my head rent free and it’s all bc of you fucking fanfic writers