statefarm should make an ad where jake and the dude with the plants are lovingly and passionately kissing and jake’s like “woah you don’t need to get that personal to get the statefarm personal price plan’

Just got a statefarm ad about confessions where someone said they liked to pretend they were a mouse chewing through wires when eating licorice. This is something I would do. This is a personal attack

why do insurance commercials have so much lore? And everyone i talk to about it also remembers like all of it lol

so the bigger question: is there a fandom?

We would like to thank all the sponsors of the Ethics Conference without whom the event could not take place - https://www.indstate.edu/business/ethics/2023/sponsors

[Check] Progressive Windshield Replacement Claim Guide 2023

Learn more about Progressive glass coverage and how it compares with the State Farm windshield or USAA windshield replacement

Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #ATTSlamDunk #StateFarm Mac McClung's Flash Flight School! 1st 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #MacMcClung0 #MacMcClung00

Just in case you forgot. Call or click to book us today. Oops 😅 I meant call or click to get a quote today. Thanks @baskowtalent and thank you @statefarm for the great first gig of the new year. #commercial #commercials #commercialphotography #commercialactor #firstgigoftheyear #sag #aftra #sagaftra #sagaftramember #sagaftramembers #sagaftraactor #standin #secondteam #lasvegas #unlv #statefarm #jakefromstatefarm #callorclicktogetaquotetoday #callorclicktobookmetoday #baskowtalent #actor #actors #actorslife #neveradullmoment #vantriloquist #sagaftralasvegas #rhptalentmanagement #elegancetalentagency #htacasting #jctalentagency (at Thomas & Mack Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoAPdwvJNkk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

State farm ads are just a cinematic universe

We are always proud to be associated with such a community-minded company… One of the very best! Thank you, State Farm, for helping to make the Humanity Project programs free… And doing so much for the community! @statefarm @josesotosf #TheHumanityProject #humanity #respect #equality #EqualityForEachRespectForAll #racialequality #lgbtqequality #genderequality #religiousequality #betterworld #humanity #weneedmorehumanity #statefarm https://www.instagram.com/p/CkGdmJ5uyi8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Showing love to the Captain, Frank Aguilar. Thanks for taking us out on the water yesterday #franksmyagent #curtisrock #corpuschristi #lagunamadre #boats #statefarm #likeagoodneighbor (at Laguna Madre) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch0JTGMJ2im/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Birthday love at the @teamsanchezstatefarm office. And of course thank you for always brightening up the birthday space with your amazing ballon work @gyssellesballoons 🎈🎈🎈🎊 • • • • • • #happybirthdaytome #maybaby #statefarm #statefarmfamily (at Efferem Sanchez - State Farm Agent) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdOOWdwLBsl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The Sales and Negotiations Center's Fall 2022 Elevator Sales Pitch Competition took place on Friday, October 28, 2022.

Congratulations to winner Connor Lash and to Kate Gauer, Annika Ehrlich, and Ashlyn Halstead who all tied for second place and Julia Sonntag who came in third! We are proud of the efforts and time they put into the competition! Each of our finalists earned a scholarship for their hard work and competition.

We want to extend a special thank you to everyone that helped with this competition, especially our ten amazing judges. Thank you to our amazing friends from Enterprise, State Farm, Midwest Communications, Inc., Cintas, Harba Solutions Inc., Federated Insurance, Joink , Johnson Brothers, Stevens Enterprises, and Sherwin-Williams!!! These events wouldn't be possible without your continued support of our program and our students.

A photo gallery is at https://scottcollegephotos.myportfolio.com/elevator-pitch-competition-fall-2022

My 5am dumbass just went

"Break me off a piece of that

KIT–KAT BAR !"

Max would eat a Kitkat with a knife and fork.

Mac McClung's Flight School 50 in Slow Motion 2023 #shorts #ATTSlamDunk #StateFarm Mac McClung's Flight School 1st 50 Dunk in Slow Motion 2023 #MacMcClung0 #MacMcClung00

I skipped to watch the bonus content during the intermission in WAD first.

This line and the whole "Denial Dream Homes" segement perfectly captures the vibes of the insurance selling claims and posts I saw this weekend after the tornado outbreak in the Omaha Metero & Western Iowa on Friday 🙃