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I respect the PruAus shippers but I must know, who is paying for their dates?
#I cannot see either of them reaching for their wallet#at least with the pruhunaus it’s gonna be erzse paying most likely#hetalia#pruaus#sshutuploser
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Do we agree that (out of the bft + england) whose getting laid the most goes:
England
Spain
France
Prussia
If Gilbert knew it was a competition however 👀👀
#Gil trying to increase his ranking would be the most emotionless shit ever. man is here to get a job done and that is it#aftercare? non-existent. he’s already out the door#I might talk about this more if yous wanna hear it lol but I feel like we should agree lol#hetalia#hws england#hws france#hws prussia#hws spain#hetalia headcanons#am I really posting this lmao#sshutuploser
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Prompt: Keeping Warm, PrUk
Attempted something for PrUKcember/@pruktober. Better late than never?
Summary: Gilbert’s cold after a trip to the shops.
Words: 1,143
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Cold mornings had never really been a problem for him before. Gilbert was an early riser, always had been, yet he was still in bed. He had been awake for a while, lightly playing with the mop of blonde hair next to him instead of starting the day. While he was comfortable, he really should get up.
The arm around his waist tightened, preventing him from leaving.
"Art," Gilbert chuckled, only getting an incomprehensible noise in response, "I need to get up."
Arthur mumbled something he didn't quite catch, but his tone expressed his disagreement. Instead, he shifted, further wrapping himself around Gilbert. His head moved out from under the covers to press a tired kiss to his neck, "No, you don't."
"Someone has to," He pointed out, omitting the fact that he'd already stayed longer than he should have. One of them had to go shopping today; a task Gilbert had given himself. Arthur wasn't going to be so cuddly once he realised they were out of milk for his tea.
With a sigh, Gilbert resumed stroking Arthur's hair, allowing himself a few more minutes before he had to brave the cold.
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Their shopping list was unusually long. The poor weather had them both procrastinating going out until they were forced to. Even if they had milk, there was nothing else. A couple of unappetising cereal bars lay at the back of a cupboard and there were a couple of tins but nothing particularly nice.
One look outside revealed that the snow had not stopped. If anything, it had gotten worse. Everything was covered in white and he could barely see the end of the garden through the falling snow. Maybe the cereal bars are better than he thought…
No, he had to go. If it got any worse, they'd be snowed in and then they'd be in real trouble. Besides, if he let Arthur do the shopping he'd forget half the list. As much as he loved the man, he was incapable of buying everything in one trip. Despite being the reason they kept a list.
Before he left, he impulsively turned on the heating. A rarity for him, but he knew Arthur would appreciate it. As he grabbed his keys, he idly wondered if Arthur would make hot chocolate later. Hopefully. He's awesome at making drinks and his hot chocolate was delicious. Maybe he should try to bribe him with some snacks…
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By the time he got back home, he was cold and wet. His fingers stung as he held the shopping bags. The heat hit him as he opened the door and he had to thank his past self for turning it on before he left. What a good decision.
He carelessly kicked off his shoes, left his wet socks on the floor and quickly shed his jacket. He could deal with them once the blood returned to his fingers. As he walked towards the kitchen he could see that Arthur had left his blanket cocoon.
"Guess whose awesome?" Gilbert announced, setting the shopping bags on the kitchen table.
"Hmm, I wonder…" Arthur leant against the countertop, as Gilbert lost his train of thought. Arthur hadn't been awake for long; he stood there arms crossed, barefooted, hair pointing in all directions, in a worn pair of pyjama's bottoms and one of Gilbert's old t-shirts. He would never get tired of seeing Arthur like this. Of being allowed to see him like this. It always brought a stupid smile to his face.
His thoughts were interrupted by Arthur clearing his throat, looking amused.
"I bought those biscuits you like," Gilbert said, remembering where he left off. Pleased to see Arthur's teasing smile replaced by a more genuine one as he moved towards him.
"You're the best," Arthur teased.
"I know."
"You're freezing!"
"Yep." Arthur cupped his cheeks, frowning at how cold they were.
"Fucking hell, did you even wear a hat?" Arthur's hand covered his frozen ears, answering his own question. "A scarf?" His hands moved to his chilled neck, "Glov-" Gilbert kissed him. effectively derailing the oncoming lecture.
He felt Arthur relax and hummed in approval as he moved his warm hands to hold his
cold face. They took a few steps until Arthur's back hit the counter. Gilbert slid his hands down past Arthur's ass, to grab his thighs and hoist him up onto the counter. Arthur's legs wrapped around him, keeping him close as things got more heated. Sure was a good way to get hot.
"Fuck." Arthur yelped, quickly moving to stop Gilbert's freezing hands from getting further up his shirt. "I'm buying you gloves."
"Where's the love?" Gilbert cackled, brushing his thumbs across Arthur's skin, "Share your heat."
"Absolutely not." Arthur wedged a foot in between them and straightened his leg to push Gilbert away. "Go get out of those wet clothes."
"I know one way I could get out of them." Gilbert wiggled his eyebrows, before making a grab for the other man.
"Keep those ice cubes away from me." Arthur jumped off the counter, laughing, narrowly evading Gilbert's hands.
"Boo," Gilbert pouted, feigning defeat before lunging at Arthur and spinning him around.
"Wait, wait, wait," Arthur held Gilbert's wrists, breathless from the play fighting and laughing so much. "I'll make hot chocolate."
"You drive a hard bargain." Gilbert paused for a few seconds, to add suspense, before accepting, "Deal."
"Good," Arthur laughed, releasing his wrists to plant a quick kiss on his mouth, "Now go get changed before you catch a cold."
"I'm too awesome to get sick."
"Don't test it."
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Thanks for reading!
Lmao hear me out, I’m a headcanon girlie please. Fanfics are not my forte, I haven’t written a fic in years. (Kinda wanna write more though, we'll see.) Hopefully it's alright, I wrote this in a few hours and probably need to edit it but ah that's for future me.
#hetalia#hws england#hws prussia#pruk#prukcember#hetalia fanfiction#sshutuploser#arthur kirkland#gilbert beilschmidt#emotionally i am going to have to redo this at some point
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Some Awesome Trio thoughts:
Hws Denmark is the least egotistical of the three (actually I'd say this post goes from least to most). He just has a lot of regrets man, and he has grown from the person he used to be.
Hws America is the most self-suffcient? He can be left alone with his thoughts for a few days at least, which can't be said for the other two. Gilbert and Mathias are breaking into their friends houses if they've gone a day without hearing from them.
Hws Prussia is the most level-headed. He's not a particularly emotional person and there's usually rationale behind his decisions (his problem is his morals, not his self restraint lmao.)
#ehh this’ll post when it posts ig#hetalia#hws america#hws prussia#hws denmark#hws awesome trio#hetalia headcanons#??#q#sshutuploser
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Can someone just agree with me that a PrUK ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ AU would be great 🤗
Slayer!Prussia x Vampire!England is such a good dynamic, in this essay I will…
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When/why did I write this?
This was pre-canon Hws Scotland I think (I also did some for the rest of the uk + Ireland but they don’t have as much)
#idk what kinda phase I was in when I wrote these#hetalia#hws scotland#aph scotland#hetalia headcanons#???#sshutuploser#might delete later idk lol
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Feelings Headcanons + The Hws UK and Ireland:
Lowkey, I feel like Hws Northern Ireland is the only person out of the UK and Ireland that will actually talk about their feelings. He’s also the best at getting everyone to actually address their issues.
He’s followed closely by Hws Wales. Although I feel like Wales focuses more on solving other peoples problems than his own. He’s the one who forces everyone to actually get along most of the time.
In the race for last place, I think Ireland would be next. Purely for the fact he 100% tells Northern Ireland everything.
These two could be joint last but I’ll put Hws England above Hws Scotland because at least England will talk about his feelings when he’s drunk.
Whereas, I think trying to get Hws Scotland to talk about his feelings (in any situation) is like trying to draw blood from a stone.
#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#hws england#hws scotland#hws wales#hws northern ireland#hws ireland#hws uk bros#hws united kingdom#q#sshutuploser
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Good people who follow this blog,
#these are apparently the top ships that I post… clearly not bias for one character 💀#had to add sco/tfra myself cause wtf I’m dissapointed in myself that they’ve fallen off the list#I’m going to queue this to not be on a Monday night but I’m curious and scared of the answer#I’m also 90% sure most of my followers are long gone but idk#sshutuploser#poll#q
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Remind me to update this tomorrow 💀
#boys I cannot be assed tagging shit#tomorrow me will definitely be so hyped to do so I’m sure 😂#sshutuploser#delete later
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England's attitude towards relationships in general¿?
Helllloooo anon, we’re going to ignore that it took me a literal year to finally answer this, I apologise but we move. If you’re still here, hopefully this is at least a satisfactory answer.
Hws England Headcanon:
How Arthur would answer this versus how he actually feels are two different things.
He’d probably answer something cynical and pessimistic about how couples are insufferable and that relationships are pointless while romance novels clutter his shelves.
We can agree that he’s actually a bit of a hopeless romantic right? He’d never admit it, but he craves that familiarity and comfort of a relationship. He’s lowkey jealous of the couples he sees. And craves the idea of someone choosing him, of all people, to be in love with. 
However, he doesn’t seek out relationships. Part of him struggles to believe that anyone could fall in love with him so he’ll stick to easy one night stands. But I feel like he’s not good at having a friends with benefits relationship because, without fail, man will catch feelings and immediately try distancing himself.
#hope this answers the question somewhat. gonna scedule this for whenever it spins too#hetalia#hws england#aph england#arthur kirkland#hetalia headcanons#asks#q#sshutuploser
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Mayday mayday my TikTok fyp has hetalia on it
#guy guys how does it know 😭#like deadass I’ve had 3 videos in the last 5 minutes#sshutuploser#delete later
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I headcanon that England steals a glass every time he goes out drinking, and the first time Prussia seen him do it he was so against it but has since picked up the habit himself.
#hetalia#hws england#hws prussia#pruk#hetalia headcanons#sshutuploser#arthur kirkland#gilbert beilschmidt
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Sometimes I’ll see posts about female hetalia characters and contemplate if I even want to open that can of worms because a lot can be said about both the canon characters and the genderbent versions.
I could go further into this, but I generally dislike the idea that the nyo counterparts are just bad or pointless because they can be used to explore a lot of interesting concepts. For example, would a female version of Prussia be exactly the same as the canon character? It's absolutely valid to answer yes to that question, but do you also think that the male version of Hungary would be the same?
It's interesting to explore how the nyo characters may be different from their canon version. (Would nyo England want to act gentlemantly or would she want to act ladylike?) And maybe someone just wants Prussia to be a hot girl which is vaaaliddddd.
I've also seen the existance of the nyo counterparts being called sexist but are we going to talk about how the canon female characters are treated? I made post about Hungary ages ago and I decided not to go too into it but I might revisit that at some point.
#I’m not aiming this at anything specifically here. I’ve had this issue for a while but I wanna talk about it now#hetalia#nyotalia#sshutuploser
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Why can’t it always be topped up without me having to do anything lmao 😭😭😭
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Fucking hell Hws Scotland in fics gives me psychic damage sometimes man, why do you write him like that 😂😂
The random Scots words that just get thrown into his dialog kills me. Honestly, if you were to write how this man talks it’d be indispensable for most readers.
#my phone literally cannot handle using tumblr and playing music holy shit it’s glitching 😭😂#I’m not going to say the what promoted this but boy did I cringe#hetalia#hws scotland#sshutuploser
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First USUK fic of 2024 has reminded me how good these two are 💖
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