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Omg imagine riding Ivar's face and him not letting yiu go after you're done using his crazy upper strength to hold yiu down and make you come several times 馃ズ
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first time back at writing on tumblr for the first time in like 2 or 3 years here we goooooooooo
warnings: smut.
i hope you all enjoy<3
ivar would be so nervous, so gentle, so kind at first, tenderly testing you to see if it was he you actually wanted.
but when he caught your gaze after a moment of touching, kissing, and soft whimpers exchanged, he knew you wanted it just as much as he did.
you'd be in his lap, kissing his lips, caressing his body when you felt his hands grazing your thighs.
you opened your eyes to look at him, and he'd be hesitant, but too excited to hide his desire.
"climb up" he'd whisper, and you'd cock your brow at him, wondering just what he meant.
"up my body. here" he'd motion to his face. your eyes would widen, mouth popping open in surprise.
"ivar...i-.....i've never...".
"i'll guide you" he whispers once more, eyes soft, pleading but not pushing. this was purely your decsion, if you wished to stop you could.
what harm could come from this?.
taking a soft breath, you'd climb up his body, thighs settling on either side of his face.
"are you comfortable?" he says, his breath hitting you from between your legs making your voice quiver when you answered him.
"y-yes".
ivar would run his rough, caloused hands up your thighs, stopping at your hips, holding them firmly.
"so pretty like this" ivar would mutter, rubbing your skin so smoothly, no shakiness. like a snake winding it's way around your body waiting to devour you.
your hands would steady themselves against the wall in front of you, taking deep breaths, trying not to shake too early.
"may i?".
you couldn't help but laugh.
"ivar, i'm right here for you".
ivar would smirk, kissing your inner thigh, tongue peaking out to lick up the wetness that had dripped from you whilst kissing.
you'd bite your bottom lip, concentrating on his mouth, eyes closed, savoring this. trying to take in exactly what it felt like to be pleasured this way.
"ivar" you'd moan after moment of him just kissing around your ready and open pussy.
he'd chuckle quietly, taking you by surprise he'd lean in and place the most wet, intense tongued kiss to your clit.
your head would fall back, legs already quivering from supporting yourself.
ivar would moan into you, fully making out with you, sucking on your clit like candy, plump lips massaging all parts of you.
"fuck. fuck, ivar" you'd cry out uselessly, ivar not slowing down or stuttering once.
he had a taste of you, swallowing it like the finest of wines. the wetness, sweat and your own natural scent driving him mad with hungered lust.
he noticed you were holding back, struggling to hold yourself up any longer.
he took it into his own hands.
your pants turn into loud yelps, moans, shouts and cries when he yanks your hips down on his face, your full weight on his face.
his nose against your clit when he moves just a bit lower, tongue gently pushing in and out of your hole, fucking you with his mouth, reaching parts that even your fingers couldn't reach.
your hands go to his hair, pulling, full frustration in your body, needing to be fucked out like an animal in heat.
ivar was too entranced to notice your shouts of your upcoming orgasm.
he's in love. in love with this taste, the comfort of your body weight all over his head, pretty thighs around him. hearing your voice, your sighs, the way you were pulling his hair.
he never truly realized how much he'd love you on top of his face like this.
he pulls back for just a moment, an urge ripping through him.
"ride me".
you drunkly open your eyes, ready to slide down his body, already going to miss his mouth.
but his hands stop you.
"no, no. ride my face".
your eyes widen, pussy clenching. and without hesitation, you settle over his face again.
your hips gently go back and forth, words struggling to come out.
ivars eyes roll back, catching what breath he can, he watches you, breasts bouncing as you use his face like a cock, your own pleasure toy, he feels it, the way you're losing control, your pussy ready to cum.
and you do. hard.
the shout that comes from you sounds pained, but relieved, so needy, so fucking good.
your hips keep going to ride out the high, your pussy contracting around nothing, your cum dripping down his lips to his chin and neck.
you go to move, but ivars hands grab your wrists, keeping you still.
"2 more" he mumbles into your pussy, lips rubbing your lit once more, causing you to jerk and yelp from over stimulation.
"ivar! ivar, no no no no no no. i c-can't-ah!" you cry out when he uses his upper body strength to hold you down on his mouth when he licks from your hole to clit over and over again.
he looks up at you from under you.
"be mine. all mine. be mine and cum 2 more times for me like my good girl. let me drink you and kiss you with my cum covered lips".
you clenched around him and followed his orders. not being able to deny him.
like a good girl.
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so, uh, yeah.
hi there everyone. it鈥檚 me squirrelacornglitterfarts here. i just wanted to say thanks to every single one of you who read, reblog ect. you guys don鈥檛 know how happy it makes me feel. i cannot even explain it. i鈥檓 sorry to say this but i鈥檓 going to be taking a long brake from social media and my computer, not just because he鈥檚 slow, but because, lately, i haven鈥檛 been real happy with things that are going on in my life. of course i can always rely on my bestie @zombiexbody 聽for always making me feel better. of course i will not bore you all with this, but i just wanted to let y鈥檃ll know. you guys gave me inspiration to follow my dreams of becoming a writer and i cannot thank you all enough, i鈥檓 going through a pretty rough time and just need a brake. thank you all for the amazing and positive feedback. i鈥檒l probably be back in the summertime or sooner, you never know with me!. love you guys, and hopefully you still like and accept me in ivars heathen army. you guys can always keep asking for imagines anytime you like, love you all. lots of love, and thanks, from me <3
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Taglist issues
Sorry I havent posted yet. My taglists I had on my tablet are gone. . . I have some back up taglist but its a little out of date. So Imma post what my taglists look like and please if you notice your name isn't on it or its in the wrong place let me know
Over all vikings taglist :
@rekdreams247 @synnersaint @ivars-heathen @kamcrazy123 @sw-eat-ing @cracraforfandoms @rrwilson66 @danicalifornia25 @bugalouie @sconniebelle @oddsnendsfanfics @romanchronicles @awesome-as-i-wanna-be @titty-teetee @sodanova @manuugxlvis @thelittlefoxxh @girlwhoisfearless @demonhunter1616 @laketaj24 @kenzieam @kirah34 @alyhavoc @unicorn-glitter-princess @come-with-me-and-imagine @happys-crazy-queen22 @radi0active-thoughts @fuckyou-and-fuckthis @pandainfinitely @tomarisela @sebatrash @readsalot73 @lol-haha-joke @wolfyparty @2loveeverything2 @missbrightlyred @redheadedtrollop @imagine-this-motherfucker @thatonepuremoment @readallday24-7 @tonguepopper @pebblesz892 @allyn-alice @igetcarriedawaywithyou @hells-helvig @wish-i-was-a-mermaid @dangerous-like-a-loaded-pistol @claryfray1698 @lunarbear93 @heksesang @tothetardissterek @diehardspnfan @67chevycamaro @lovelynerdytraveler @lisinfleur @sydneyforester @amour-quinn @turner-cris @keya168 @bookswillfindyouaway @funmadonahoghbadassvikings @ivarthefuckboy @breathlesssouls @vikingsmania @nyxveracity @ivarsrideordie @singingunderthestars @sugasosh @awesomerextyphoon @earthsmightiestasses @hoeghfabulous @shadowpriestess6 @lynn-nolastname @taylor-douglas97 @ginger-rae1991 @bappo-no-yeet @in-spades-031 @cutiebubbleboo @attorneyl @tgrrose @dehydrated-and-depressed @squirrelacornglitterfarts @captstefanbrant @tephi101 @observing-unicorns @ahhhhkeya @djisfantastic @morganeiter @neeadinghugs @maudjhexx @naaladareia @daughterofthenight117 @mythi-quill @fairies-tell-tales @gold-dragon-slayer聽
@queenbbarnes @two-unbeatable-beaters @tootie-fruity @mamabearlovr @vicmackeybullshxt聽
Primitive Instincts聽
@zoetrope1997 @plentyoffandoms @omarsiglia聽
New Negan fic taglist
@negans-womam @Readsalot73 @titty-teetee聽
Just IVAR TAGLIST聽
@sallydelys聽
In the flesh taglist聽
@firehart201 @multifavstories @snxffles
@littlesupernaturalwords @imgoldielikehawn @xccentriktigress @shikaros-blog @bangtasticbobby @hidden-treasures21 @heartache97 @starhdust @corruptmichael @roxy-davenport @nyxveracity @julesthequirky
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Hi can we be friend I need friends msg me lol I sound so despite I'm cringing writing this to you and the PEOPLE Lol hi people of tumblr
haha!!! of course we can be friends!! lol hello there, my name is squirrelacornglitterfarts, i like very short walks from my bed to the fridge, i love twd, vikings, tnt鈥檚 will and many more
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HELLLLOOOOOO PAAARRRTTTTYYY PEOPLE!!! THINGS ARE JUST GETTING WONDERFUL OVER HERE!!! GREAT TIMES!!! HALF MY FAMILY IS FIGHTING OVER STUPID SHIT!!! THAT鈥橲 WONDERFUL!!! MY DIABETIC MOTHER HAS A SINUS INFECTION!!!! ! MY NEPHEW IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH WHAT THEY THINK IS MONO OR SOMETHING ELSE! MY SISTER IS NOT FEELING GOOD!!! I FUCKED UP MY LEG AND IT REALLY HURTS!!! THINGS ARE GOING AMAZING WHERE WE ARE AT!!! GOOD TIMES...GOOD TIMES. on a more calm note the sexy fanfic me and my girly @zombiexbody made up together should be up around thursday the viking day. thanks so much for being patient with me and i hope y鈥檃ll like the sexiness we鈥檝e got in store for you all have a good nigh/day/weekend love your squirrelacornglitterfarts ps sorry for this amanda bynes breakdown, just wanted to get that off of my chest
#help me#vikings#ivars heathen army#sexy fic#my girl#pray for me#new fic#ivar the boneless#Ubbe Lothbrok#sigurd lothbrok#Bjorn Ironside#hvitserk lothbrok#bath#hint#wet
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squirrelacornglitterfarts here
hey everybody. i uh, just wanted to say that i might be back a little bit after my birthday, which is in may, so pretty soon actually. thank you all for reading and liking my writing. AND 100 FOLLOWERS!?, i鈥檓 shitting myself right now!. i can鈥檛 even believe it!!1, i really don鈥檛 deserve it. but thank you all so so so so much!! i love all of you!!!. the imagine coming up will be one me and my bestest friend in the world @zombiexbody made up one late night. get ready for some kinky shit. hopefully nothing else goes wrong until after then. i can鈥檛 thank y鈥檃ll enough for giving this chubby girl a chance! it means the world to me. i鈥檒l see you guys soon
lots of love and thanks from me <3.
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