everyone loves talking about the batshit worldbuilding in WoT but I feel like everybody tends to overlook the Vaguely Evil Elves From Another Dimension that have their own officially licensed chutes and ladders-esque board game that you Cannot Ever Win

i cracked the code.

Breaking my silence for 1 (one) moment to say that I am in awe that a law student doing shady labor practices would have the shady company they're running sign contracts out of California of all places. California labor laws are some of the tightest in the country, and that's the place you'll get sued in if people want to bring suit. Like, for the love of god at least put your shady labor exploitation business in a place where there are no laws. Idaho is right there! Or Delaware! Why would you pick California????

CDPR I just wanna throw it out there before tomorrow comes that I know you guys crafted a well-constructed narrative full of twists and turns that will present difficult choices for me to make based on loyalty and our need to survive, but unfortunately you failed to take into account that I am still horrendously attached to my Keanu Reeves-shaped brain tumor and thus any decisions I make throughout Phantom Liberty will be directly influenced by what makes him happy and/or ensures his survival. Sorry to all the other characters you introduced into this DLC but they won't mean as much to me as the greasy-haired rockstar in my head who smokes like a chimney narrates Pulp Noir on my morning walks and enjoys getting choked out during sex.

i think we all know why israel wont agree to a ceasefire.. and western media will turn their heads the other way until years from now and ask "how could we have let this happen?" but their answer will be in the luxurious hotels and vacation destinations the upper class will be enjoying on the land that belongs to the Palestinians who were stripped away from their homes and forced to live the horrors that have been ongoing for decades

the bg3 fanbase is funny as fuck in a bad way for primarily shipping gale, who is the most garrulous man you can imagine, with astarion, whom gale goes "uh 😐 not really looking to talk with you man" at when prompted for conversation, and not with wyll, whose party admission gets a "gale approves" and then they proceed to compliment each other 24/7.

reading all these old articles and thinking about the way everyone described their perceptions of younger valtteri's confidence vs daniel's. and how, given what we know now, we can assume there was more friction between their exterior presentation and their internal lives than previously accorded. what was real, what was fake, what was fake but believed to be real by even themselves bc of diminished emotional capacity or lack of healthy model or or or etc., how did that belief serve or fail them and what version are they living with now.... is it more holistic is it more informed is it more associated... how did they get to it and what is it made of. the texture of these two drives me ssskkskskskoosnendndjdnnfn

two wrongs WILL make a right! ive got another lease on life, and im using it well, who cares if this is all fucked up cause we're all GOING TO HELL! IM JUST WILLIAM WHO SHOULD BE DEAD, HAD TO FOLLOW THE THREAD, thought he was just chillin! now he is a villain! HES ALWAYS SUCH A BUMMER, HE WANTS TO TRUST HIS BROTHER WILLIAM IN A HALLWAY BY HIMSEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

soooo sick of hanging around binary trans men who’re just itching to say “make men manly again” because they think a feminine transmasc is a bad rep/personally upsets them. like bitch I don’t care. you’re not at all special for being a man who dislikes feminine men. you’re not the first and not the last. go join one of the many, many clubs of macho men who hate feminine men, like idk your local barstool sports instagram or the NRA. you’ll fit in just fine.

attempting to revisit skinamarink via heck (the proof of concept short that inspired it) and i must say heck is the superior story

I am purposely doing a shit job just to see Smugface getting buried in deadlines. I am using my dumb blonde persona, arriving late and leaving early, and it’s a delight.

I may have a job waiting for me at another company but it’s not sure yet. I just can’t wait to see his face when he understands the reason I was so disengaged was because I was quietly quitting.

well look who came crawling back for more kissies. chase him out with a broom or something

Hacker, at this rate is single-handedly funding Couriers campaign coming back over and over!!! He ain’t gonna be chased away - we love his support!! Give us all your money Hacker.

Courier: “it’s for a good cause!!!”

(Courier is going to buy nothing but sea monkeys and pet rocks from junk mail catalogues)

Courier: “Thank you for your vote 💕 I will name a rock after you bud :3”

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Don’t forget to vote for Courier in the upcoming polls!!!! Ur support means the world to us!!!

Someone better explain q!Quackity's Purgatory thing to me in whichever language you want before I explode in a thousand pieces please

venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

remembering on my circa 2017 booklr I used to tell people to read Gemma Doyle by describing it as trc but with an all girls boarding school / all girl group in a historical setting… I was trying to do the lord’s work she deserved tumblr fame