does nobody else find it funny that it took holly almost getting ripped apart by horny trolls together with artemis for her to consider themselves friends

makes me wonder what happened with all her fairy friends for her to consider them bonded

i think music acts directly on my brain more than any other art form. hearing a song can change my entire mood instantly. it’s crazy how the right noises can just light up my neurons and suddenly make me feel like i’m in some wild scenario

New #LandonPrice Mallsoft/Vaporwave Instrumental album out now on Bandcamp! Support Here: https://landonpricebeats.bandcamp.com/album/confidence

if showfall media doesnt sound like this then im not going 🙏 godbless

I'm not clicking that.

Lmao if I switch the characters from their universes

Alliance members: *vibing being silly smol robot guys at a Mall*

Meanwhile..

Technotic Sonic, Loudsy, Telly, Tv Cop, Blindspot, Yule B. Bored, and Critically Complained aka GADGET GUILD: *getting the soul-crushing trauma from war*

heaven lost an angel today... i sadly bought wireless headphones 😔😔😔

Did a fun quiz (address in the image) to find my outdoor personality. Turns out I am a Forest Bather described as follows:

"You find solace in the peaceful embrace of nature, seeking refuge from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. Your adventures are characterized by moments of quiet contemplation and relaxation amidst the beauty of the great outdoors.

When you’re outdoors, you’re always going with the flow and pace of the earth – except when someone else on the trail is annoyingly carrying a bluetooth speaker. You can be found hugging trees, swimming in a gentle stream, and meandering through the forest. Wherever you are you flow with grace and ease, finding harmony and balance in the natural world."

So true. Nothing better than sitting on the shoulder of a mountain drinking a coffee as you scan the river valley below, nursing a glass of wine by a remote beach fire during an evening sunset, sipping whiskey from a flask while sitting on a non-descript log by an alpine lake nestled in a copse of trees and shooing away porcupines who rustle your tent at night.

man completely unrelated to DoL but if you've ever moved to a different country whose language you did not speak and were forced to use that language everyday CONGRATS IM SO PROUD OF YOU

we built this city

my dedication to asceticism means that every time i get horny or even pop a half chub by accident i have too tie a blind fold over my eyes and try to light and smoke one full pall mall before Laura Palmers theme finishes playing over the loud speaker and i dont make it all the way too the filter without coughing all the other monks come in and beat me with socks stuffed with beautiful handmade soap bars that our monastery has produced for 1200 years

I don't know man. The playplace should have been demolished, but I think it's better to chew on gum until the flavor is gone than to get bored. Things fade, you know, like plastic in the sun. Half a tube of bright pink PVC turning pink, and white, and thin.

Do you remember the Nick hotel? How the baseboards were cracked? The water park? I never went myself. It's the sort of thing that only exists in red-eyed digital photos that you printed at a Costco.

I wonder where laserdiscs ended up? Like physically, where did they all go? Iridescent sand, bismuth ozymandias. How come the speakers at the mall never worked? How come they always sounded so far away? At least the tile was clean.

Even back then, you knew you were late to something. So many rooms were too big. Not enough people showed up, I guess. I remember my dad telling me that one day TVs would become computers but it ended up the other way around. I never wore holes in my clothes, I had to buy new ones so often. He told me one day they would come in cans, you could paint a TV on the wall. Wouldn't that be something.

I met a girl at the park once who was just like me. I had snuck my Nintendo DS out in the pocket of my hoodie. Hers was silver, mine was a shade of red you don't see much anymore. We played Mario Kart under the slide where our parents couldn't see. I never saw her again. I can't think about her.

I didn’t take my meds today and apparently my brain decided to get back at me by suddenly playing the first notes to black parade for no fucking reason

Feel The Magic New Mallsoft Instrumental out now on youtube!

[over speaker voice] There is a Cat loose in the wizard synod mall, will someone please come get their cat, it has Severely clawed several of us over at the front desk here-

Anyways I think wizard Boba would have the little sprite things from Ghibli films in it

I got a concert tomorrow and seriously it's my first time performing in a choir in 7 years.

asfkajhewf I'm literally still half-familiar with all our scores though.

also I need to get there at 1pm which means I need to leave home at 12 noon... rip lunch

and then I can only go home at 10 pm (rip my chances of getting a nice dinner)

RIP WEEKEND