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xeo-kunsatan · 3 years

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MonsterOlympics One Shot +13 (Part 2)

This One shot is divided in parts because is long as hell XD, as well this contains many racy jokes, black humor and swearing, if youre sensitive with this humor i recommend you to not read this shit, as well this One shot is just for fun. (Sorry this time i have no illustrations, im Lazy, use your imagination XD)

Nobody have expected it, Farley and Toralei run quickly to hug eachother, they

were really happy to see eachother again.

The Students from Monster High were surprised because their most problematic and devilish Classmate was acting completely lovely with surprisely a Dog, something unusual in her especially for her pals Purrsephone and Meowlody who didn't understand their friend's behavior.

Cleo The Nile

Daughter of the Momy

Age: 5843 (or more)

Gender: Female

Species: Momy

Cleo: I cant Believe what my Beautiful eyes are watching...

Pinky: Me too Sis... Me too..

Farid: here we go again...

Claw: Mew?

P&M: Meww~

The Twin Cats went close to Them catching their attention.

Purrsephone and Meowlody

Daughters of Werecats.

Age: 16

Gender: Females

Species: Werecats

Purrsephone: You most be her Frrriend's brotherrrs~?

Farren: didn't you know that she was a friend of a Dog?

Meowlody: she told us something similarrr before, but we thought it was a joke knowing her.

Farid: well for more surprising it seems, it's true.

Purrsephone: do you know since when they meet eachother?

Farren: since we used to be pups living in the streets, one day we found her escaping from a store-man, prepare yourself because this part will make this part long.

Flashback.

The street of Monsteropolis was chill, a group of 3 Poodle puppies where looking for something to eat.

Farren: Agh I'm Hungry, and you?

Farid: *sob* i think i have a hole inside my stomach...

Farley: Calm down brothers, maybe we can go to Madame Ghoulasha's shop to ask for food. you know the trick, We Knock the door, we will use the puppy eyes effect against her and she will give us food.

Farren: i still don't understand why that trick works that well.

Farid: isn't obvious? We are pretty adorable but More me~.

Farren: *chuckles* aren't supposed to have a "hole inside your stomach?".

Farid: Hey! I'm Hungry but I'm still fabulous.

Farley: Guys look!

Suddenly the puppers found a shop man ogre chasing a kitten with a bottle.

Mr Ogre: Come back here you stupid mutt!!

Toralei: as you wish!

Mr Ogre followed the kitten to a dark alley

Farley: we can't leave them like that

Farren: Are you Serious!? It's a Cat!!

Farid: Eww yeah, what if they has fleas?

Farley: We have fleas too..*shows them a flea walking through his paw furr* and she needs our help, remember Stray animals always can help other stray animals.

Farren: but what if they doesn't thanks us?

Farley: We can throw them to the sewers

:3.

Farren: okay let's go.

The 3 puppies followed the Ogre to the Alley.

Mr Ogre: *manages to catch her*

Gotcha!

Toralei: No!!

Mr Ogre: Hah did you thought that you would escape from me?.

Toralei: Hssss!!! Let me go you bastard!!

Mr Ogre:*takes a razor* or what?

Toralei:..*gulp*...

Mr Ogre: heh your journey ends here kitty- agh!?

The Ogre was about to end with the kitten life but he suddenly was stopped by the tackle of the triplet Poodles, making him faint and drop the kitten.

Toralei: Mew!!

Farley:*catches her* Gotcha! Are you okay?

Toralei: T-thanks, *sniffs him* wait.. are you a Dog!? *Jumps off*

Farid: "your welcome" hmp!

Farley: Yes we are dogs, but i didn't wanted to leave you alone and less with that man about to make Cat-Hash with you.

Toralei: Well.. i usually can escape by myself but.. still, thank you.

Farley: at your service miss.. uhh

Toralei: Toralei Stripe, and you arrre?

Farley: My name is Farley, and this are my brothers, The sour one is Farren.

Farren: Hey!

Farley: and the Narcissist pup who is looking his reflection with the Ogre's razor is Farid.

Farid: who is a pretty puppy? I am! ÙwÚ.

Farley: and i am Farley, together we are the Fluffy Gang.

Toralei: Wow you are all a team, nice to meet ya, I wish I could have my own mates, my older siblings were all adopted except me...

Farley: don't worry, you can come with us and be part of the Gang!

Toralei: Yay! :D

Farid/Farren: What!? D:<

Farley: you can come with us the Time you want until you found out your own mates.

Toralei: Oki Doki! :D

Farren: Farley what the fluff!?

Farid: Whyyyy?~...

Farley: Aww c'mon guys it would be fun.

Farren: i don't think she would like to come with us.."we have fleas"

Toralei: I have Fleas too :D.

Farren: Ok Fair enough.

Farley: Well lets go >:3!

Suddenly the Ogre started to wake up

Mr Ogre: You Little-..

The Cubs: No D:<! *pulls out his cords*

Mr Ogre: What the-!!!... AAAARGHH!!

The Ogre fell from the stairs of another Alley, by then break his neck in the last step, dying in that moment. The Fluffy gang and Toralei didnt believed that they really killed someone.

Farid: *Panic Attack* Oh no! Oh no! we killed him! What we will do!? im too younger and beautiful to go to Jail!! D,:>!!

Toralei: Me Too! D,:<

Farren: *Slaps Farid* Farid Calm Down! this is not the moment for your whines!

Toralei: What we will do Farley?...

Farley:...Uhhhh... look! there is a tip to the sewers, we can throw the body there :D!.

Toralei: Good Idea >:D!.

Farren: Are we Literally ignore that we killed a man?..

Farid: *Sighs* at least we will not go to Jail ;w;

Farren: Ok lets do this!..

Then The Fluffy gang and Toralei with effort, they managed to threw the body of the Ogre to the sewers so anyone will not notice their crime.

Farren: Well, the Job is finished... what now?

Farid: Oww im Still hungry ....

Toralei: Guys, that man had a shop with full of food, thats where i taked the Bottle with milk wich is not in the ground...

Farley: Ok lets go for some snacks! :D

The Fluffly Gang and Toralei: Yay :D

Flashback Ends.

Farren: And thats How we meet Toralei

Farid: Cute isn't?

Meowlody: a little...

Purrsephone: we literrrally thought it was a joke.

Meowlody: And i cant believe that you killed a man..

Farid: We were just babies, we didnt know what we are doing heheh~

Claw: hm?

Meowlody: and this little one?

Farren: Its Claw, His Dying mother gave him to us to save him from the hunters, so he lives with us as a younger sibling, The Principal Stratos usually overprotects him.

P&M: Thats so cute from you part mew~

Claw: *sniffs them* mew

P&M: *sniff him* ...

Claw: *purrrs*

P&M: Awww

Farley: I cant believe we are finally together

Toralei: Me too! ;w; *Purring* I missed you so much!

Farley: *Waving tail* I missed you too!

Frankie: Its so Cute to see this...

Meanwhile..

Manny Taur

A Fucking Minotaur Bully

Age: 17

Species: Minotaur

Gender: Male

Manny: Aww look at this, what are you supossed to be Rabbit?

Bradley: a Vampire/Jackalope Hybrid

Manny: Hah! Vampire!? but youre so tiny

Bradley: well at least the size your dick compensates the size of your brain and intelligence..

Manny: *blushes* How dare you!?

Bradley: well.. its part of your biology..

Manny: Thats it you are Death!

Frankie: Manny No!

Manny was about to Hit Bradley (wich didnt seem scared) but suddenly he was attacked by Skeebo before he would hurt his beloved bunny.

Skeebo: Dont you dare to hurt my boyfriend!

Manny: Your Boyfriend? *chuckles* dont play dumb, you are a fox and Foxes eats rabbits like him!

Skeebo: *Whispers* Shh shh please dont expose what i do with him everynight~

Bradley: im an Arctic Hare not a rabbit...wait*blushes* Skeebo!

Skeebo: Sorry Dear~

Manny: you guys are gross...

Frankie: Thats Enough Manny, do you want me to tell Minnie about your Behavior?

Manny: Oh no! Please dont tell my sister!...

Skeebo: Heh... he is afraid of his sister~

Manny: At least i have a sister

Skeebo: !!!......

Bradley: You son of a Bitch! how dare you!? just because you heard the most of us are orphans doesnt give you the rights of making fun of Us!

Frankie: Wait.. are you Orphans?..

Skeebo: Thats it!...

A Fight Started between Manny and Skeebo, but it was stopped by Miss Bloodgood and Stratos.

Bloodgood: You 2 Stop!

Stratos: You both will go to detention!..

Manny: Thats why Maze High is a bad copy of Monster High, the Students here are all Awfull!!

All: *Gasps*

Claw: *Cries*

Farley/Toralei: What did you said!?

Farren/Farid: You will pay for this!

Betrayus: calm down.. not here!

Skeebo: You said that because at least all of you have their own families...

Bloodgood: Manny Taur...you will be grounded by the rest of the event, the meeting is over..

Stratos: Mistress Bloodgood...I am so sorry for this..

Bloodgood: No no... its not your fault, *sighs* i will correct my student.. Good luck in the event..

Stratos: Good luck for you too...

Manny: *gulp*...

Stratos: Me too...

Frankie: Oh gosh.. i am so sorry..

Skeebo: Its Okay.. we are all used to be seeing like this..*Leaves* Bradley: Skeebs...*sighs*.... its true... While me as some less of my classmates.. mostly of them are all orphan.. for it they basically live here..

Frankie: Ou... i have no idea..

Bradley: Its okay.. as my boyfriend said.. we are used to be judged by other schools... and... Mostly of that students from other schools have their own families...*follows Skeebo*...

Frankie: *Sighs*

The meeting ended and the Monster High Students returned to their homes, while the students from Maze high returned to their dorms, an exception to Farley and Toralei wich where in the school garden trying to calm down Claw.

Farley: Awww Claw dont cry, he will not hurt you.

Toralei: when i see him, i will scratch his ugly bull face so nobody will recognize him not even with the passaport.

Claw: *sob* *sob*

Toralei: Dont Cry little Fella, that awfull bull will not hurt you anymore *pets Claw*

Claw: *Purrs*

Farley: Thank you Toralei, maybe im tired of the boring boomer of Stratos but he still needs a rest.

Toralei: You dont have to thank me, this fella needed it.

Farley: thats right...*Blushes* Its so nice to have you here..

Toralei: *Blushes* Ahh.. yeah i feel the same, heh

Farley: You want me to accompany to your home?

Toralei: Nah, i can go by myself, cats loves nocturnal walks.

Farley: W-w-well see you tomorrow..

Toralei: S-see you T-tomorrow...

Toralei left the gardens to return to her home, while Farley was watching her leave still blushed.

Farley: *sighs*

Claw:*giggles*

Farley: what?..

To be Continued..

#monster maze high #monstermaze high #pmatga au #pmatga #pacman and the ghostly adventures

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fandom-blackhole · 3 years

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First of all give Gwen a good belly rub and a kith om her head. I bet she is a good girl. Also, I don't know what kind of force bond thingy is this but you and I think in almost the same wa. No worries me likey!

AAA I was thinking about Fennec too! See told you we are connected,

Boba having grandpa moment sksksks but yes, he loves Fennec as much as he loves you,

Also, for the love of God, don't ask him to take photos of you,

All your selfies with him end up looking like this 😐Boba 🤗You,

Boba was feeling extra and bought two diamonds collars, one smaller for Fennec and a bigger one for you,

If, he was not a crime lord and didn't meet you he would end up being like a crazy old cat lady,

Is your head okay? It must be painful to have a brain the size of the universe.

Yes, yes, yes Paz definitely helps hurt animals and went out of his way to get rhe right diploma for that,

Din is butthurt when children flood him with question when will Mr Paz come again,

But he swallows his pride and totally participates in eco wokness classes,

Recently I watched a documentary on YouTube about japanese bunny cafe sooo

Paz has also area for the rabbits in the restaurant???

One day on his way to work Paz came across a pupper in distress and he performed a cpr on the dog, someone filmed it and it went viral,

You were scrolling through Instagram and had to double take

Wait was it? No it can't be

Omg Paz my hero, being friends with animals like a Disney princess,

I need you to lay down, your back must be hurt as well. Hurt from carrying this AU on your back queen.

Space themed room for Grogu 10/10 idea and your idea for the metal ball works so well!

Grogu + Din + Running = one day you end up tending to your boys, there are some scratches on their knees and elbows, but mostly Din took the damage(like it was bound to happen there are compilations of din landing on his butt),

Grogu's stroller must be made out of some, really resilient material (beskar??),

Grogu being freaked out by Fennec, like he sees a kitty but the kitty behaves like a doggo??? (srsly Maine Coons are the best high five bestie),

Boba tried to snap a pic of Grogu and Fennec, yeah, we know how it ended up looking,

Grogu desperately tries to steal and sneak in snacks for uncle Paz' pupper because it's so tiny, must feed it a lot! (oh bless his poor soul, little angel),

You and Din spent a whole day shopping for a space themed blankie, literally went to every shop possible, you were too dedicated to the cause but you ended up placing an order on-line,

When Boba had to go abroad for business, you settled on having a FaceTime date,

You wanted to surprise him so he would try his best to come back home as soon as possible,

You call him up appearing on his screen, wearing his favorite lingerie,

Only to end up to a close up of Boba's forehead and him saying

Princess I can't see you, can you hear me, baby girl are you there??,

Srsly what's wrong with him not being able to use the technology correctly,

You decided on sending him pictures, yours were really spicy, you wanted to show him what he was missing,

Well, he send you a pic too. You weren't sure if it was his arm, leg, or his dick.

Maybe you need to check if his camera is stuck on some type of foggy filter because it's just ridiculous at this point,

Sorry I kinda went all of the place with those. If you want to stick up to specific theme you can choose! Or we can just keep up the random brainstorming - 🐣

Kajdksmskaksb stop! You can't be this nice to me lmao. (Also its funny you mention that my brain must hurt bc I do have chronic headaches and migraines) oh and Gwen says thank you for the belly rub and kisses.....

Lmao Boba is a total grandpa when it comes to technology

He totally takes pictures for you like this

Diamond collar you say 👀👀👀 (Boba's princess is totally inscribed on the inside)

TRYING TO FUCKING FACETIME WITH BOBA OMFG

This man is just fuckinv holding the phone like you would when speaking on the phone, you're just seeing the side of his head

He totally tried to send a disk pick but he only got his thigh and like part of his left ball in the picture, not that you can tell

How the fuck does this man have a phone that has the ability to take pictures as good as the best cameras out there manage to only get pictures that look like they were taken with a flip phone?!?!?!

Din's students definitely ask every day when Paz is coming, they just love him and it takes sssoooooo long for him to come back lmao

Paz's restaurant has places for all types of animals, it doesn't matter what they are he has thought of something for them, and he has food for all of them

Paz totally accidentally becomes viral and gets interviewed by so many news channels, and of course he uses the exposure for good and makes an Instagram to show case the restaurant, his organization, and all of the charities he helps

The Instagram blows up and becomes verified and all the money he makes from it he donates to a new charity each month

(He starts hanging up all the fanart he receives all over the restaurant, especially the ones done by kids)

Ok so Din coming home just covered in scratches and your just like 'wtf happened?!?!!'

Turns out Grogu tried to jump out of the stroller while he was jogging and he had to catch him

Din's entire arm and knee + part of his cheek are just scratched to hell, Grogu hand has a small scratch and he's acting like its the end of the world

Grogu + Fennec = over protective pet and the child that it protects

Fennec is constantly pulling Grogu back from trouble by biting his pants leg

Paz's chihuahua (aaaahhh we need a name) loves abusing Grogu's feeding them habit, constantly begging for food around him and he A L W A Y S finds a way to give them some even if you are watching him like a hawk

Also I raise you, Grogu's favorite movies and TV shows are Star Wars

You are constantly trying to convince Din that he looks like Pedro Pascal, but he always deny it

Jokingly one day you say, "you know what you're right Din, Pedro is so much hotter."

He pouts for the rest of the day

For his bday you get Grogu a Luke figure and post it to Twitter, Mark Hamill sees it and retweets it telling him happy bday and may the force be with you

Grogu totally flips out in excitement

Din makes Grogu his own mandalorian helmet that he helps him paint what colors he wants

Paz gets Grogu a telescope and a book about stars

Boba of course spoils the kid and gets the giant lego star wars sets, as well as one of the actual blasters used on set of the OG movies (its one of the ones that that really cool green bounty hunter used 😏)

Also this is us:

Anyways, sorry I was all over the place, I just got so excited lmao!!!

(Send me THOTS!!)

#🐣 anon #modern au #din djarin x reader #din x reader #boba fett x reader #boba x reader #paz vizsla x reader #paz x reader

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pepperful-qt · 4 years

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random Stardew Valley/Farmer Kita Shinsuke HCs

that no one asked for

first of all his sprite?? the cutest

shows you how to farm rice and maybe sells you seedlings

you’ll see him workin in the fields

HE HAS OVERALLS N HE LOOKS SO CUTE. and a lil hat and scarf thing w his sleeves rolled up, slightly tanned and sweaty

wuh who said that i will simp for Kita at literally any moment in time

his heart events are also the cutest bc he’s a polite but awkward lil bean but we all know he’s the best bachelor. the only man we need

favorite gifts include onigiri and pickles idk why jus go w it and the veggie dishes

omg and flowers. He loves the flowers you grow n likes to come visit your bees if you have them

probably lives w his granny like alex. oh and his granny is friends w Evelyn ofc. small town grannys unite!! if his granny is someone you can friend she’ll gift you tea and try to set you up w Kita lol

probably not at the saloon a lot, BUT if you go in their house he’ll be having tea with his granny at the same time every day so pure omg

definitely also goes to the bathhouse regularly...and you just happen to go at the same times hahA funny coincidence right ??!

ushijima the local orchard farmer who gives you unique fruit seeds and special fertilizer

lol ushi what u doin here

anyways CHICKENS. Kita has chickens fite me on this. he names every one of them. also talks to them, but not in a baby voice sorry suna

and he has a dog!! a v well trained pupper. i feel like he initially comes across as a cat person but imagine him w an obedient and affectionate lil pup and tell me it’s not perfect

but don’t get me wrong he also has cats. like 3 of them. and they’re all named after his old teammates

he goes fishing in his free time too!! you see him fishin sometimes on your way back from the mines or smthn and he looks so peaceful and serene and perfect

definitely friends w the junimos. he def speaks nature spirit and they love him. who wouldn’t

anyways stan farmer kita and pls put him in stardew

#i wrote this at 3am #been playing too much stardew oops #kita shinsuke #my love #my farmer dream #i'll probably draw some of these LOL #thank u for coming to my ted talk #i promise my writing isn't always this crack hahaha #im also part of a kita cult now so simping is required #do i put this in my masterlist?????

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ghxstype · 4 years

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ZEPHIA I DID IT

3 Fears - the ocean, the dark, angry men

3 things I love - my friends, my pups, myself

2 turn ons - someone who is comfortable with themself & humor

2 turn offs - if you’re not open-minded & naivety

Best friend - I have a few Michelle Sabrina and Zephia are my mains tho

Sexual Orientation - Bisexual

Height - 5 ‘7

What do I miss - idk if I really miss anything like there’s friendships that I might miss but like they were toxic lmao

Fav Color - green

Crush? - I always have a crush on someone, whether it’s a serious crush or the one girl at the metaphysical store I met one time

Fave place - Death Valley

What am I listen ring to rn - Elf the movie

Shoes size - 9.5

Eye Color - Light Brown

Hair Color - brown with a streak of green rn

Meaning behind URL - Persephone

Fave Song - I have many rn is Self Care by MAC Miller

Fave Band - love the 1975

How I feel rn - content

Someone I love - myself

Current relationship status - Singleee

Relationship w/ parents - eh

Fave season - winter/fall

Tattoos piercings I have - two conch, one daith, lobes, and cartilage

Tattoos/piercings I want - nipples redone, tongue, smiley, nose repierced, septum, industrial redone, and I want a nature/wicca themed sleeve

Reasons I joined tumblr - all my friends were on it

Good morning/ good night texts - I haven’t gotten a good morning/night text since HS

Have I kissed the last person I texted - uhhh no

How long does it take to get ready in the morning - it can take me 5 minutes it can also take an hour and a half

Last time you shaved your legs? - three days ago

Where are u rn - home

Music loud or reasonable level - a mix of both

Yes I live with my mom and dad

I am excited for Friendsgiving with my loves tomorrow

I do not have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to

I wear a fake smile mostly at work

I would like to meet ZENDAYA

I think about ... money the most

I prefer to be behind the camera

The last lie I told was I was sent home from work because I was afraid my mom would get mad at me if she knew I didn’t go at all

I really like video chatting

Yeah I believe in ghosts and aliens we think we have a ghost in win my house

I am a witch therefore I believe in magic

Yes I believe in luck/karma

The weather is cold rn

Last book I read was the city of bones

Nicknames are Katie, Kate, SweetieFace (by dad)

I spend money on bills mostly

I can not touch my nose with my tongue

Fave animal is a boop noodle (snakes)

At 12 am last night I was smoking

Purple rain by prince always makes me happy when I hear it

Fave word is fuck obvi

Top 5 blogs are @thosediamondreams @blairbittchproject @man-teater @himoon @beatleluvr22 I love all my mutual’s blogs really

If the whole word we’re listening to me rn I would ask someone to assasinate the president

I have no relatives in jail

Current desktop photo is a black screen

I’ve had sex but not intercourse

I have bought condoms before

I have never been pregnant

Never kissed anyone in the rain

Yes I’ve had a job

I smoke weed yes

I do not smoke cigarettes

I do drink alcohol

I’m neither vegetarian or vegan tho I do think about it often

Currently overweight

Never been underweight

I’ve had my heartbroken tho wouldn’t say it’s always been romantically

I went to my prom

I’ve been on an airplane (18 hours)

Never been able to fluently speak another language

I often wear makeup

My hair is currently dyed

Never had surgery

Never met anyone famous unless monster truck drivers count

Everyone has stalked people on social media

I’ve been fishing hated it

I’ve been rejected by a crush

For my birthday I’d like quality time with my friends

50% of the time I like my handwriting

When I’m older I’d like to live in a smaller town in the pacific northwest about an hour outside a major city

I’ve never been caught sneaking out or doing anything bad tho my parents have found out

I’m really bad at overcoming my social anxiety

Greatest achievements ahah ahah idk

Meanest thing anyone has ever said to me was by my dad

If I won the lottery I’d pay off all my debts and my parents and then slowly give money to family members and friends

What do I like about myself - I’m v passionate about a lot of things

My closest tumblr friend is Zephia

I’m an introverted-extrovert

I’m attracted to a lot of different types of people, I think I’m attracted to someone’s energy

Umm currently not in a position where I’d be in a relationship in two months but if it happens than it happens

I love talking about sex and sexuality

I always have deep conversations with Michelle

The most recent text I sent was to A group chat saying TAROT CARDS AHHH

Top 5 fave songs are Self care by Mac Miller Rukes by Doja Cat Lights up Harry Stiles Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles and Drinking Games by Silver Sphere

I love it when people play with my hair

I hope there’s life on other planets

Love me some bubble baths

My neighbors are drug dealers so I don’t really interact with them lmao

I’d love to travel to Greece

I’m most uncomfy with my tummy

When I wake up I usually fall back asleep or go on my phone

I’m comfortable with my current skin tone

Eventually I’ll get married but not for atleast another 5 years

My hair is long enough for a ponytail

I could live without tv but not music

Everyone I’ve ever like I have either told or they found out anyway

Love old navy and my metaphysical shops

I think people deserve second chances but not thirds (just realized I’ve never given anyone a second chance lmao)

I smile at strangers all the time

Mmm never done anything recently I hope no one finds out about

Never really wished I was someone else

Fave makeup brand is Jeffree

Last thing I ate was my moms beef burgundy

I think I’ve thought I was in love but idk

Twitter over fb

Tumblr over Twitter

Watching Elf rn

My bath towel is red

Fave ice cream flavor is Honey

First person I talked to today was my mom

Hate ONISION and the president also personally hate this girl from HS

Last person I talked to was my dad

Love my loves Michelle Zephia Sabrina

Will always take the chance to punch the president in the face

I tan maybe once or twice a year

I have 2 puppers

I type pretty fast yeah

I regret a lot of things and I’ve talked about them on this blog

I don’t think I’ve ever broken someone’s heart lemme know

Yes I have liked someone so much it hurt

Cheating is never okay

I think I believe in true love, Not sure if I’ve ever experienced it

I’m a Capricorn

Yes I believe in ghosts

I’m v comfy sitting here doing this watching Elf I’m not getting up to get the closest book to me to open it to page 42 to see the first line in the page tho it would be like It or something

#there #are #so many typos #proof read your papers kids

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katzuyas · 6 years

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I’ve been tagged in so many things over the past couple of weeks that I honestly don’t even have much more bookmark space left in my browser RIP so I finally decided to do all of it at once, hence the title and the rest of this longass post under the cut

bc there’s a lot of the tag games down there and tagging a million people would be annoying, I’m gonna tag 10 of you to grab a dice and roll it to figure out which meme you’re tagged for ^u^)b if you roll the same number twice, count that meme as the start from which to count and roll again! I hope you like this idea, but it’s only a suggestion so feel free to do whatever you want tbh?

@sweet-vitya, @gabzjones, @and-then-yoi-happened, @etherealalchemist, @joeys-piano, @quadruplyyours, @yuliaplisetskaya, @dreaming-fireflies, @teekettle, @iwritebetterthanispeak, @chessala

enjoy, if you want! 💕💕

tagged by @endlesscloudsoftime, thank you for the tag!!

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better.

1. Name: kat

2. Nicknames: same tbh

3. Height: 170cm

4. Orientation: who knows who cares (it’s pan)

5. Nationality: polish

6. Favorite fruit: mango, cherries, I love watermelon too but the seeds piss me off too much to fully enjoy it

7. Favorite season: anything that doesn’t make me sweat off my skin but isn’t also freezing my toes is more than fine with me ^u^)b

8. Favorite plant: I don’t think I have any favs here

9. Favorite scent: I have this yankee candle ‘sweet candies’ and I can just DIE wrapped in that scent holy sheet (when it comes to perfume tho I’m a sucker for the original chloe, but I also love calvin klein’s euphoria bc it’s just Fresh)

10. Favorite color: any pastel really

11. Favorite animal: MY SWEET PUPPER HINA (so yes, dogs)

12. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: coffee sometimes, TEA AND GREEN TEA AND VANILLA CHAI!!!!!!, hot chocolate is a nope

13. Average sleep hours: I always try for 8h bc otherwise I’m a zombie, but it doesn’t always work out so... I’m a part-time zombie anyway lmao

14. Dog or cat person: ISN’T THE PIC PROOF ENOUGH THAT I LOVE MY FURRY DOGGO SON

15. Favorite fictional character: victor nikiforov. that’s it. that’s all. we can all go home now

16. Number of blankets you sleep with: 1 + a duvet bc I like being cosy

17. Dream trip: japan, always. but another one would be a trip to the harry potter universal store or the noble collection store I guess

18. Blog created: who even remembers this pffff (somewhen in august 2011 I think)

19. Number of followers: I’m just gonna say it’s a four number figure ;3c

20. Random fact: I’m currently rewatching lord of the rings and procrastinating writing so YES I’M A NERD AND A BAD PERSON AHAHA //sweats

tagged by @story-kat -- thanks love, I actually really like these so it was great fun to do 💕

Rules: using only song titles from one artist/band, cleverly answer the questions and then tag people

artist/band: one ok rock

what is your gender: stuck in the middle

how do you feel: jaded

if you could go anywhere: start again

favorite mode of transportation: mighty long fall

your best friend: wherever you are

favorite time of day: taking off

if your life was a tv show: liar

relationship status: hard to love

your fear: bombs away

tagged by @endlesscloudsoftime, thanks again!! ahaha I feel like I’ll be saying this a lot today, but you spoil me /)u(\

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better or just because you feel like it.

Relationship status: taken ;3c

Favorite color: any pastels, really

Last song I listened to: still the lord of the rings ost

Last movie I watched: lord of the rings lol two towers ^u^)b

Top 3 tv shows: game of thrones (bc I love my fantasy shit), rein (bc I love my history shit), and american housewife (bc I love laughing and this show is Hilarious with the capital H)

Top 3 characters: victor nikiforov bc I adore him, hinata shouyou bc he’s my sunshine son and I gotta mention miyuki kazuya bc his smirks still keep me awake at night 😍😍😍

What I’m currently reading: honestly? my own writes bc I have no time for anything other than editing orz

tagged by @themayflynans and @endlesscloudsoftime, thank you both!! 💕

A - Age: 26

B - Birthplace: poland

C - Current time: 11:50am

D - Drink you last had: just some coke

E - Easiest person to talk to: nowadays it’s gotta be @saniika and @and-then-yoi-happened bc I know I can be as salty and upset as I feel when I talk to them and that it’s alright to just let it all out which is something I wish for everyone to have 💕

F - Favourite song: don’t have one tbh

G - Grossest memory: back in elementary school my class was in warsaw to see the big zoo there and one of the chimpanzees just projectile shat all over our teacher and it was simultaneously the most awesome and the fucking WORST bc she smelled like shit the whole trip back home ugh

H - Horror yes or horror no: depends on what kind of horror but generally? meh

I - In love?: no idea tbh but definitely comfortable in my relationship

J - Jealous of people?: you’ve no idea. jelly and bitter.

L - Love at first sight or should i walk by again?: walk by and actually tell me you’re interested bc I’m a blind pan who is easily confused

M - Middle name: magdalena ;3c

N - Number of siblings: 0

O - One wish: Been keeping Salty’s answers here - yes, to learn to love myself.

P - Person you called last: my mom lol she’s the only one I call, really

Q - Question you are always asked: "so when will you start looking for a job?”

R - Reason to smile: VICTUURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S - Song you sang last: oh man I don’t even remember, I don’t really sing out loud

T - Time you woke up: these days? 6:30am

U - Underwear colour: sea green-blue, turquoise?

V - Vacation destination: I’m going to japan next year to see ice adolescence even if it kills me

W - Worst habit: biting the inside of my cheeks bloody

X - X-rays: my hand when I had a small accident playing badminton, my jaw for my braces

Y - Your favourite food: PIZZA HELLO

Z - Zodiac sign: gemini ;3c

tagged by @theexitgarden and @endlesscloudsoftime, bless you both and thank you for thinking of the old me 💕

1st RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better:

we’ll be skipping this one bc of reasons //sweats

2nd RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: - I am 5'7 or taller - I wear glasses - I have at least one tattoo -I have at least one piercing - I have blonde hair - I have brown eyes - I have short hair - My abs are at least somewhat defined - I have or had braces

PERSONALITY: - I love meeting new people - People tell me I am funny - Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine - I enjoy physical challenges - I enjoy mental challenges - I am playfully rude to people I know - I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: - I can sing well - I can play an instrument - I can do over 30 pushups without stopping - I am a fast runner - I can draw well - I have a good memory- I am good at doing math in my head - I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling - I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: - I enjoy sports - I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - I have learned a new song in the past week - I exercise at least once a week - I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - I have drawn something in the past month - I enjoy writing - Fandoms are my #1 priority- I do some form of Martial arts

EXPERIENCES: - I have had my first kiss - I have had alcohol - I have scored a winning point in a sport - I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting - I have been at an overnight event - I have been in a taxi - I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year - I have beaten a video game in one day - I have visited another country - I have been to one of my favorite bands concert

MY LIFE: - I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend - I live close to my school/work - My parents are still together - I have at least one sibling- I live in the United States - There is snow where I live right now - I have hung out with a friend in the past month - I have a smartphone - I own at least 15 CDs - I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: - I am in a relationship - I have a crush on a celebrity - I have a crush on someone I know - I’ve been in at least 3 relationships - I have never been in a relationship - I have admitted my feelings to a crush - I get crushes easily - I have had a crush for over a year - I have been in a relationship for over a year - I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM: - I have break-danced - I know a person named Jamie - I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce - I have dyed my hair - I’m listening to a song on repeat right now - I have punched someone in the past week - I know someone who has gone to jail - I have broken a bone - I have eaten a waffle today - I know what I want to do in life - I speak at least two languages - I have made a new friend in the past year

tagged by @story-kat and @endlesscloudsoftime (astea m’dude ur tagging me in everything and I love you for it)

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG(S) TO SING?

I will most often hum or mouth lyrics when I’m writing and my brain gets distracted so it usually is some sort of acoustic cover of a rather popular song, like despacito? lol WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWER/TREE/PLANT?

I don’t have one tbh FAVOURITE COLOURS?

anything pastel!! WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS DOODLE?

I don’t anymore but it used to be some random squigglies??

HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE/TEA?

2.5 teaspoon of sugar into both + 1/4 milk/cream into the coffee and 1/4 cold water into the tea FAVOURITE CANDLE SCENT?

SWEET CANDIES FROM YANKEE CANDLE. BURY ME IN THIS. SUNRISE OR SUNSET?

sunrise bc I don’t even see sunsets anymore (I’m asleep then lol) WHAT PERFUME DO YOU WEAR?

the original chloe is what I like most but I would die for dior’s j’adore, it’s so nice 😍😍😍 in the summer I’m wearing masaki’s fluo tho bc it’s sweet and summery

WHAT’S YOUR GO-TO DANCE MOVE WHEN YOU’RE ALONE?

butt wiggling? maybe? idk man I never really thought about it? lol FAVOURITE QUOTE?

“Because people don’t have wings, we look for other ways to fly.” -- somehow this one always sticks with me bc it’s so beautiful and vivid that you’d never say it’s from a japanese cartoon lmao

FAVOURITE SELF CARE ROUTINE(S)?

sleeping, kicking back and watching some dumb movie that won’t make me think of anything but how dumb it is

FUZZY SOCKS OR HOUSE SLIPPERS?

both? I like fuzzy socks in winter but in summer I go barefoot but sometimes u gotta have something between your skin and the floor so = slippers WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES?

brown

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE EYE COLOUR ON OTHERS?

I don’t honestly care but blue eyes when they’re very light creep me out somehow FAVOURITE SEASON? WHY?

don’t have one but as long as it’s not too hot or too cold I’m good NECK, CHEEK, OR NOSE KISSES?

depends on what you want to achieve? neck kisses will have me melting, cheek kisses smile and nose kisses giggle and possibly blush so YEA THERE’S THAT

WHAT DOES YOUR HAPPY PLACE LOOK LIKE?

it’s my room. that’s it. this is my happy place

FAVOURITE BREED OF DOG?

ANY DOGGO IS A GOOD DOGGO AS LONG AS IT’S NOT THOSE SMOL ONES WHO BITE UR ANKLES FOR NO REASON DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE MARRIED?

idk, I mean yes I’d like to be married one day but I’m not really in any hurry to get there? CURSIVE OR PRINT?

I don’t honestly care

FAVOURITE WEATHER?

cloudy but not too cold

tagged by @story-kat, thanks for the tag babe!!

Rules: bold what you prefer and tag 10 people.

coffee or tea

early bird or night owl

chocolate or vanilla

spring or fall

silver or gold (BOTH! BOTH IS GOOD)

pop or alternative

freckles or dimples

snakes or sharks

mountains or fields

thunderstorm or lightning

Egyptian or Greek mythology

ivory or scarlet

flute or lyre

eyes or lips

witch or fairy

opal or diamond

butterflies or honeybees

macaroons or eclairs

typewritten or handwritten letters

secret garden or secret library

rooftop or balcony

spicy or mild

opera or ballet

London or Paris

Vincent van Gogh or Claude Monet

denim or leather

potions or spells

ocean or desert

mermaid or siren

masquerade ball or cocktail party

tagged by @endlesscloudsoftime, thanks for this omg I actually wanted to do this one!! 💕💕

THE AO3 TAG GAME:

WHAT IS YOUR TOTAL WORD COUNT ON AO3?

869 938! holy sheet I’m so close to 1mil???? wowowow o.O

HOW OFTEN DO YOU WRITE?

I try to write every day, but these days (with renovations going on and my sleeping schedule all fucked up) it’s really hard to find the time and focus to do it orz

DO YOU HAVE A ROUTINE FOR WRITING?

I actually do! or I did when I was still regularly writing lol it was something like this: cracking open an energy drink, lighting up my fav scented candle, booting up itunes and my writing playlist and generally just spending 5-6h just writing 💕

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KINKS/TROPES/PAIRING?

kinks: pet play, public or semi-public play, voyeurism, doggy style, also actually BOTTOM VITYA,

tropes: reverse au, time travel, famous aus,

pairing: victuuri. no seconds. we die like man and only stan one (1) gay ship

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE FIC OF YOURS?

I don’t necessarily have an absolute fav but a fic that I still remember fondly and am beyond sad that got little to no attention is: if there’s a will, there’s a way bc I worked my ass off for it and I love every bit of it so? give it a read if you want to?

YOUR FIC WITH THE MOST KUDOS?

dazzle me with gold which will be getting an update this weekend ;3c

ANYTHING YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOUR WRITING?

recently? everything. I’m just broken and idk how to fix it bc I can’t even find a good moment to try so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NOW SOMETHING YOU DO LIKE (ABOUT YOUR WRITING)?

how sweet and soft everything is when I’m in a good mood bc victuuri deserves this kind of love and I’m so happy writing it for them 🙏🙏🙏

tagged by @amaanogawa, thanks so much ems!!!

1) How many works in progress to do you currently have in progress?

one actual wip and like... 5 more that just sit and wait their turn? //sweats

2) Do you/would you write fan fiction?

rip that’s all I write too... tbh I used to write original fiction before but I find myself much less constricted by fanfic? I can explore the characters here more than I can in original fiction where worldbuilding takes most effort

3) Do you prefer paper books or ebooks?

oh definitely paper! if I could I’d buy printed out fanfic too!

4) When did you start writing?

I was about 12 I think? it all started with harry potter, like everything else has, and I regret not a second of it!

5) Do you have someone you trust that you share your work with?

sometimes when i get very excited about what i’m writing i’ll tell my fandom friends about the specific AU that i’m writing about but in terms of reading the full length fic, i don’t have anyone that i let read before anyone else. it’ll be on ao3 for everyone at the same time.

6) Where is your favourite place to write?

my desk, my pc. I can write on my phone but I like to edit as I go and it’s hard to do on the phone.

7) Favourite childhood book?

do I even need to say it? harry potter

8) Writing for fun or writing for publication?

for fun, but with the aim of possible future publication maybe?

9) Pen and paper or computer?

always computer. i have only recently begun writing fics on my phone because i’ve been traveling a lot and i don’t always have my laptop on my person, but it’s still much more comfortable to sit down and type on a proper keyboard.

10) Have you ever taken any writing classes?

at my uni, yes. and it completely sucked bc they didn’t teach anything, just had us write random shit for 3 years so eh

11) What inspires you to write?

everything? like, any random thing or thought I’m instantly trying to weave into my writing, turn it into a prompt. every new experience is just a basis for me to write on.

but if you’re asking WHY I write: I don’t even know, I’ve never thought about it? it’s kind of like asking why I breathe ahaha I just do? it’s a part of me? idk man idk

tagged by @themayflynans, thanks for this love!!

7/7/7 tag

The rules are as follows: Go to page 7 of your WIP, go to the seventh line, share seven sentences, and tag 7 more writer-bloggers to continue the challenge.

oh wow ok this is a difficult one bc I don’t think I even have a wip 7 pages long //sweats let me see... aha, okay, I found one! from back in march when I asked people to send me over some numbers for one of those writing memes and @theexitgarden I believe (??) sent me the prompt “I don’t think anyone could be as lovely as you” for victuuri and I kind of got a blind!victor au from it?? wELP here’s the fragment of it:

His music is vibrant in a way that he couldn't play on his piano alone and the clap of the blades that he can hear from the speakers of his TV makes him only more certain – this boy, Yuuri Katsuki, is skating to the sound of Victor's soul as if it's his own.

He never notices the tears that well up in his eyes until they roll down his cheeks and Makkachin presses against his side, whimpering in concern. Victor runs a trembling hand through her soft fur and takes a deep breath. And then, he decides.

"Yasha," he says when his former coach, his father in all but blood picks up Victor’s call. "I want to do this."

And he does it.

tagged by @endlesscloudsoftime again, boy you spoil me ahaha

1. Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life?

I have no idea tbh bc even the characters I don’t like wouldn’t be exactly boring, so??? I honestly don’t know

2. What problem or situation did TV / movies make you think would be common, but when you grew up you found out it wasn’t? (i’m lowkey taking a jab at hsm because thanks Disney for making me think high school would be awesome)

hooking up with people ALL THE TIME when you’re in your 20s bc wtf what a bold-faced lie omg

3. What would be on the gag reel of your life?

"how many times can kat click her tongue at random strangers who piss her off by breathing the same air?” and a manip of all the eyerolls I do bc let me tell you... THERE’S A LOT

4. What does “infinite” mean to you?

my love for victor nikiforov

5. If your life was a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack?

definitely lots of acoustic vibes and harry potter tunes and I can bet your ass that I’d have the yeah yeah yeah ost from yoi bc it’s such a banger and I LOVE IT but also dramatic classical violin and piano bc they pull on my heart and I am weak

6. What item would be your top choice to make into a horcrux?

honestly? my phone probably. I don’t necessarily have other things close to me that I’d use with enough heart to be of any significance to me

7. Who would play you in a movie about your life?

??? no idea lol I’d love for it to be katherine mcnamara bc 1) we share names, 2) her red hair is gorgeous and I’m a redhead, 3) SHE is gorgeous and I’d love to be portrayed by someone that hot 😍😍😍

8. Most relatable scene from any book/movie/anime/etc.?

yuuri’s little gasp when he first saw victor skating bc HARD SAME MY SWEET SON HARD SAME

9. If you were shrunk down and somehow got stuck in a blender, how would you get out?

I’d jump from side to side of it to try and rock it a bit and see if I can flip it over and get out that way? idk man what is this question lol

10. Would you count manga as a piece of literature? Why or why not?

ofc I would? honestly, some manga have even better storylines than written fiction why WOULDN’T it be counted as a piece of literature

11. compliment yourself. (joey, you’re just to freaking good to at making up questions).

oh man... //sweats umm??? good job me on not breaking down yet bc the renovations keep being awful and you’re handling it well?? maybe lol

tagged by @theexitgarden, thanks love, once more!

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions, then tag 10 people you want to know better.

Three Fandoms:

Yuri!!! on Ice

Ace of Diamond

Haikyuu!!

The First Character You Loved:

victor. he’s voiced by suwajun, do I really need to say more?

miyuki!! gosh I do love my asshole sons snarky and mean

hinata bc he’s a ray of sunshine and I even named my doggo after him 💕

The Character You Never Expected To Love So Much:

I gotta copy you garden bc chris took me by surprise too! my love for him started from that little sad look he gave us in the kiss and cry and it blossomed beautifully over time ahhh

sanada omg?? he is literally baseball kuroo so I was not expecting it but I fully embraced it lmao

iwaizumi bc I’m not one to like the mothering types but he’s??? actually so kind and sweet under all that harsh Manly facade it’s so cute

The Character You Relate To The Most:

victor, I’d say, or so I like to think

honestly? miyuki. just look at my url lol

oikawa, probably...

The Character You’d Slap:

I wouldn’t actually, but yurio deserves a good kick on the butt

um??? kataoka? bc TF U MEAN U DON’T KNOW WHO THE ACE SHOULD BE WE KNEW IT FROM THE FIRST CHAPTER YOU DUMBASS

early tsukki bc he’s could use it tbqh

Three Favorite Characters (in order of preference):

victor, yuuri, chris

miyuki, eijun, mei

hinata, kuroo, oikawa

A Character You Liked At First, But Don’t Anymore:

no one like that in yoi tbh, my love is only growing

kataoka lol

umm???? idk

A Character You Didn’t Like At First But Do Now:

seung-gil, I’d say. he grew on me lol

raichi, I guess??

to say tsukki, I’d have to actually like him now but it’s more difficult than that bc I didn’t like him at first but now can tolerate him so?? does it count?

Three OTPs:

victuuri, phichimetti, and the third would be very problematic bc I honestly don’t ship anything else in yoi?

miyusawa, chrisawa, sanasawa

KUROHINA YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, oihina, bokuhina

tagged by @sleep-furiously, thanks for the tag, love!!

post five facts about myself ❤

I have a sweet doggo who is the light of my life 💕

I write good shit sometimes

I believe I have good taste

I’m a snark machine when certain buttons are pressed

patience levels run at 0%

wow ok this was A LOT to go through and it took me like 3h to do this holy sheet but at least I had fun and now I have my firefox bookmark free so that’s awesome ahhh!! thanks so much again to everyone for the tags, you guys are amazing and I’m lucky to have you 💕💕💕💕

#tag game #I actually love this banner??#it's a quick one but I love it #I'm a pastel bunny at heart who knew #but BOY IS THERE A LOT OF ANSWERS UNDER THE CUT #HOOOOLY SHEET #I'm beat #but it was fun ngl #thank you for the tags!!

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enemies to lovers!jonghyun

a/n: for razzle dazzle anon!

i don’t talk about shinee that much but they’re my second bias group they mean the absolute world to me

and this one is for the softest boy in the world i love him so so much

anyway let’s get to the rivalry

wedding planner!jonghyun is known throughout all south korea as the best in the world

everyone wants him to plan their weddings, from idols to comedians to actors to politicians: there isn’t anyone on earth who doesn’t want jonghyun as their wedding planner

he’s just that good like he knows which colors go together he knows which caterers are best he knows the best deejays

there’s nothing he can’t do especially with florist!jinki and cake designer!taemin by his side, not to mention dress designer!kibum and mixologist!minho always ready to help for a discounted price

which the clientele obviously don’t know about

the boys work for other wedding designers too, as well as different events that their job calls for

so most of them are in the know when it comes to who is who in the event planning business esp kibum

actually it’s just kibum

you’re a wedding planner from your own country, but because of your amazing skills you’ve been invited to korea to help plan a wedding for this super famous actress who is getting married

and jonghyun thought he was a shoo in for that job so he’s a bit ??? when the news comes out that the “best wedding planner in the world” had been booked

because tbh he thought that was him

taemin in the bg: no no ur just the most famous in korea,,, there’s a difference

anyway jonghyun is mad bc you’ve essentially stomped onto his turf and are now taking his very rich clientele like it’s not going to slide

so he finds your number and calls you up

“y/n’s wedding event service, what can i help you with?”

and jonghyun is like cut the speil lady i know you’re out for my title

nd you’re just what title? who are you??

this did offend jonghyun that you somehow didn’t know his voice over the phone so he dramatically replies “this is jonghyun obv,,, the best wedding planner in the world”

but you must not notice the hostility in his voice bc you reply, “dude i love you! you’re like my hero when it comes to weddings,,, all my weddings are inspired by you”

jonghyun kind of wants to be flattered bc no one has ever told him smth like that before and also your words made his heart race with joy but he’s going to keep his cool and still play the “i hate you” card

“so it wasn’t enough to steal my ideas, now you have to steal my clients?”

nd you’re like wtf is wrong w you dude it’s just a wedding and you think about being civil with him since you look up to him but now you want to bite back with the same venom he shot at you

“maybe if you’d make your rates a bit more affordable, people would have the money to choose you over me”

“my prices are reasonable!”

“maybe to politicians and millionaires?? but people with basic income do not want to spend the amount of money you charge to have a wedding... esp if they’re trying to save money”

jonghyun feels INSULTED and ASHAMED bc he thought his prices were pretty good

“my prices are some of the lowest rates in south korea”

“well it looks like you’ve got a bunch of greedy wedding planners then bc you charge almost double what i charge in my country,,, that’s why they asked for me instead.”

jonghyun isn’t sure he can change his prices like the last thing he wants to do is make his clients broke but he also doesn’t want people to think he’s cheap

he almost wants to ask you how you do it: stay afloat at low prices and still able to pay rent

but he’s still angry and annoyed w you so he resists and hangs up on you, not feeling up to talking to you

so after that you sort hate jonghyun too like why did he have to be so rude to you??

but fast forward to a few days before the wedding and your florist cancelled???? and you have no idea what to do bc the whole theme of this wedding was floral paradise and you can’t have floral paradise without the floral

and you have no idea what you’re doing like you can’t find another florist this late in the game that will agree to give you a ton of flowers on short notice

they’d have to work overtime and it’d be such a chore and you feel at such a loss

your first overseas wedding and you were so excited bc your work would finally be in the news and more people might ask for you by name

all that work down the drain bc a florist who quit for unknown reason

you feel like crying and for some reason you pick up your phone and call jonghyun

yeah you sort of hate him but he’s also a fellow wedding planner and he’s the closest one you can go to right now who probably has advice

and it’s late when you call so his voice is super groggy and low “hello?”

you’re shaking like your anxiety is to the max and “jonghyun? it’s y/n and —”

“are you crying?” his voice is v soft and sweet like suddenly he doesn’t sound so mean

“it’s just that my florist cancelled on me and the wedding is in two days! how am i supposed to find a florist who will give me a whole truck load of flowers in two days?? the theme is based around flowers and if i fail this one no one is ever going to trust me again i’ll be known as a failure and an untrustworthy planner”

and jonghyun just kind of shushes you like “look you’re really tired and worried, but you need sleep okay? get some rest and meet me at the park on maple at around eight o'clock”

he doesn’t really give you time to agree but for some reason his words calm you, and you think jonghyun might actually help you

the next morning you grab all your planning stuff and head over to the park, hoping that jonghyun didn’t send you on a wild goose hunt just for fun.

when you finally spot him, he’s sitting around with four other guys and like five or six dogs running around and chasing each other

when you see jonghyun you lowkey gasp like wow he’s v handsome irl too bad he’s so rude to me

but then he smiles and walks up to you, looking sort of nervous “hey, um, these are my friends. jinki here is a florist and if you want, we can all pitch in and get the decorations ready for the wedding using the flowers he has”

you genuinely don’t know what to say like you sort of thought jonghyun was just going to make a laughing stock of you but he hasn’t

“aren’t you going to tell me that you’re a better planner than me?”

jonghyun shrugs “i mean, i am, but as a planner i know that it’s important that every wedding goes off without a hitch. i will push away my feelings for the good of the wedding”

it’s not the apology you wanted but you have more important things to worry abt so you’re like great!!! let’s go!!!

and turns out jinki is super sweet and owns this really small flower shop and it’s filled with a bunch of pretty arrangements and stuff

and he was more than ready to give you a helping hand

you gave him all the blueprints and drawings you had ready and jinki was like !!!! i can do this !!!!

and he shows you all of the flowers he has and all the different ways he can arrange them

so you two plan centerpeices and aisle markers and stuff

once you’re satisfied you show it to the other boys and everyone gets to work replicating all the pieces

and you’ve also got to make your own banners like you have to find siLK

and kibum is like dndnsnnsks well i have a ton in my office i’ve got eggshell and pearl and cream and lavender and rose and —

jonghyun cuts him off like we’re on a schedule buddy!!!

so jonghyun decides to take you to kibum’s house since he needs to drop all the puppers off anyways

they’re a bit of a distraction at the flower shop since taemin and kibum can’t seem to leave them alone

and when you arrive you see the pearl colored silk and immediately know it’ll go with the flowers

so you grab it and drape it across the edges of kibum’s desk “so imagine this is the aisle and it dips between each pew with a lil bouquet matching the bride is holding it up”

and as you’re talking you get this huge smile on your face and jonghyun begins to feel bad for being so rude to you over the phone bc

rlly you’re just like him: someone who wants to make others happy

and you both only have the bride and groom’s best interests at heart

it shouldn’t matter who is planning the wedding as long as the couple is happy

but jonghyun keeps this all to himself like he has some pride yknow

he helps you cut the silk and fold it neatly so that it doesn’t get messed up on the way back

and when you guys arrive everyone is amazed bc the colors look rlly beautiful together like all the boys are lowkey getting emo

esp jonghyun he always gets really emotional when he helps w a wedding bc he kind of dreams of his own and he can’t wait for it to be perfect and beautiful and amazing

most importantly he can’t wait to have someone by his side who makes him forget the beauty of flower arrangements and dresses and cakes

anyway so it takes well into the night before all the arrangements are finished

and the boys are already planning on helping you place them in the church and reception hall the next day bc you’re on a time punch and this was all the florists’ job

so they come over and everyone gets started on a different section of the church

jinki tells you and jonghyun to go to the reception hall and set up the centerpieces and everything

jinki lowkey ships the two of you okay

at the reception hall you both just set up the flowers and hope everything will be done before the rehearsal dinner that night, or else you’ll have to tell the bride that she lost her florist

you’re hoping she’ll never find out abt your screw up

when you guys are done you just sit and breathe bc …. finally ….. it’s over and you can rest

jonghyun is sort of close to you like his arm keeps brushing against your shoulder and you catch him more than once stealing glances at you

“thank you,” you say, bc you can’t really put into words how much his help means to you

he nods, “yeah, i guess when the couple books a sucky wedding planner, a mistake like this is expected”

you think he’s being legit and turn your head, almost sad that he still hates you

but he’s smiling at you, a teasing glint in his eye

you push him like dude that wasn’t cool i’m still on edge

but jonghyun keeps talking like “yknow, since i saved the day, it’s rlly only fair that you take me to the wedding as your plus one. that way i can make sure you don’t screw anything else up”

you glance at him again, and notice his ears have turned a bit red “you mean as a date? are you asking me to ask you on a date?”

“no,” he scoffs, “i’m telling you that you should repay me by making me your plus one”

“but essentially you want to date me”

“no i don’t,” he says, but he’s smiling and you find yourself unable to keep your own grin back

“fine then. jonghyun, do you want to be my plus one to the wedding? i’d really love it if you were my date.”

jonghyun is lowkey super happy that you’ve agreed and reaches for your hand like “well if you insist”

it’s all kind of history from there

let’s just say you’ll have to be planning another wedding soon

;)

jk jk

the end

#shinee scenario #shinee scenarios #shinee fluff #shinee au #shinee imagine #shinee imagines #jonghyun au #jonghyun scenario #jonghyun scenarios #jonghyun fluff #jonghyun imagines #jonghyun imagine #destwrites

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fagkit · 6 years

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2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, & 60 !!! UWU

2. what would you name your future kids?

Not something I have planned

3. do you miss anyone?

Not really. It’s minimal, and most of what I do feel is nostalgia for the good memories, and not so much missing the person they’re connected to

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

YOU!!!!!! @chqwder

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

For the most part, I struggle with letting go. I’m an extremely nostalgic person, and sometimes I feel haunted by good memories. However, I’ve learned recently that if someone hurts me badly enough, I can move on pretty quickly

7. what was your life like last year?

Last year was simultaneously my happiest year, and the year that I suffered the most. Both the people that made me my happiest also managed to break my heart and leave me broken and damaged.

It was also a year of personal growth, and 2018 will continue that. I’ll be a better person, not just for the friends that have been by my side through everything, but for all the friends I’ll make going forward, and for myself as well

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

Definitely. I’ve cried over my old job and the stress it was causing me, just as an example

9. who did you last see in person?

My dad, I bought him a coffee a few hours ago when I went out for lunch

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

Yes, but I actively choose not to, so that I can communicate them in a healthy way. A couple of friends have asked me to be completely honest and open with my thoughts and feelings no matter what, so I do my best to honor that. I appreciate people who do the same for me

11. are you listening to music right now?

Yes, New World by Krewella and Yellow Claw

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

Excluding family, a month and a half ago on the last day of my job. My favourite manager gave me a hug

15. personality description

Big brother, warm, supportive, excitable, energetic, loving, comforting, insecure at times, fragile trust, anxious, gay

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

I’m sure I did in the past, but I don’t really keep things to myself anymore

17. opinion on insecurities.

You can’t love insecurities away, but you can love them into a corner where they can be more easily contained and managed

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

I used to, but not anymore

19. have you ever been to New York?

This is oddly specific, but no

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

Ain’t That Why by Krewella and R3HAB

21. age and birthday?

23, October 3, 1994

22. description of crush.

He’s adorable and cute, a little shy, really gay, insecure at times, but very caring and supportive

23. fear(s)

Being lied to, having my trust broken, being abandoned

24. height

5′11′’

25. role model

@chqwder, because he always manages to see the bright side in things, and manages to find a way to be positive, and he’s helped me through a lot of bad times that way, and I aspire to be like that as well

26. idol(s)

2018 is the year of not idolizing anybody #NoFPs2018

27. things i hate

When people lie to me

28. i’ll love you if…

You share with me and communicate openly with me, you’re honest with me and don’t lie to me, you show me affection, you offer me reassurance naturally, you show you care about me

29. favourite film(s)

I really love the Saw series, I’ve been watching it again with a friend

30. favourite tv show(s)

Hunter x Hunter, Fairy Tail, Haikyu, Bojack Horseman, Rupaul’s Drag Race. Not a TV show, but I really love SoloRenektonOnly, he streams League of Legends and posts to YouTube. I still kinda like Game Grumps, but I don’t really watch them that often anymore

31. 3 random facts

I used to work at the same job with my younger sister (she got me the interview), I love to be a big brother, I’m really gay

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

Who the hell cares? A mix of both

33. something you want to learn

Answered

34. most embarrassing moment

Probably all the times I make typos and @chqwder doesn’t ever let me live them down ://

35. favourite subject

Math and programming. I like analytical subjects, and being able to solve problems

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

I wanna meet @chqwder, I wanna have a big ol pupper (like a husky, a german shepherd, or a border collie), I wanna live with someone I really love and care about but like not even necessarily a partner

37. favourite actor/actress

I have a soft spot for Jennifer Carpenter, but otherwise I don’t have a favourite

38. favourite comedian(s)

I don’t know, I don’t follow any comedians

39. favourite sport(s)

I don’t watch or play any, I’d only be interested in watching eSports, like competitive League of Legends, but even then that’s if I have absolutely nothing better to do

40. favourite memory

Repressed

41. relationship status

QPPs with @pav0nine

42. favourite book(s)

I don’t read enough to have one

43. favourite song ever

Stun by Alaska Thunderfuck and Gia Gunn is the song I go back to a lot

44. age you get mistaken for

Answered

45. how you found out about your idol

???

46. what my last text message says

“How about you??”

47. turn ons

Biting, licking, underwear bulges

48. turn offs

Disrespecting boundaries, “daddy” and daddy dom culture, quite a few fetishes

49. where i want to be right now

In bed, probably?

50. favourite picture of your idol

???

51. starsign

Libra

52. something i’m talented at

I’ve been told I’m really good at making people happy, supporting people and making people feel safe and comfortable. I’m also pretty good at drawing

53. 5 things that make me happy

@chqwder, my friends and siblings, foxes and animals, food, my smol big bro

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

Answered

55. tumblr friends

@chqwder, @soap-kid, @twisteddomino, @terrnovella, @pav0nine, @radiospiricom, @ephraim-o-rama, @beargarbage, @donovanthewizard

56. favourite food(s)

Mac and cheese, pizza, comfort foods, and pub foods

57. favourite animal(s)

Foxes, wolves, cats, and pretty much most animals

58. description of my best friend

STUPID DUMB STINKY CHOWDER @chqwder

Literally the sweetest most caring person I’ve ever met in my entire life!!!!!!! ^w^

59. why i joined tumblr

I joined to follow an old friend’s ask blog, then eventually started roleplaying as Tails

60. ask me anything you want

GOTTA ASK ME A QUESTION YOU FOOL!!!!!!

#ice answers #grizzer #smol big bro

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exsiliumductoris · 7 years

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Tagged by: @hyperionknight (sorta)

Tagging:

RULES : answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better !

A - AGE : LOL B - BIRTHPLACE : Montana C - CURRENT TIME : 11:02 AM D - DRINK YOU HAD LAST : Mate` E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : Hnnn..... probably @directorlazard and my good babe @support-kira F - FAVORITE SONG : Dvorak’s Symphony #9

G - GROSSEST MEMORY : Norovirus. An entire community came down with it. Diarrhea out both ends. At the time I was traveling the US with my parents in a 24 foot camper. Do you have any idea how small those bathrooms are? My best friend was with me at the time and she didn’t get sick. I lowkey hated her for it, but she also took care of us hahaha. H - HORROR YES OR HORROR NO : Horror movies? No. They’re so awful and incorrect. Writing horrible things? All the yes. I - IN LOVE ? : Love is overrated and stupid. J - JEALOUS OF PEOPLE : Why should I be? K - KILLED SOMEONE : No. L - LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BACK BY AGAIN ? : Love at first sight if you’re a big fluffy attack pupper. M - MIDDLE NAME(s): Elaine N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : None. O - ONE WISH : A big kitchen with all the spices and ingredients to make the food I love. P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST : Are you kidding me, I don’t call people. Q - QUESTION YOU’RE ALWAYS ASKED : “Why aren’t you in school right now?” Well buckwheat, lemme tell you a thing. For one, I was homeschooled, and for two I’m pushing 30. “Omg I’m so sorry, you look like you’re 15.” R - REASON TO SMILE : Dude that’s a long list. S - SONG YOU SANG LAST : Sippin on Fire by Florida Georgia Line T - TOP 3 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS : Only 3? Ok. Demitri Petrovich, Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins Hannibal, not that other one.) and Elizabeth Bennet U - UNDERWEAR COLOR : >.> A proud commando. V - VACATION : Going to Cali this fall! W - WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY : Feb 25th X - XRAYS : Yes Y - YOUR FAVORITE FOOD : Uh. I don’t...I don’t have one favorite. I love all foods. Z - ZODIAC SIGN : Pisces/Aquarius

#about the mun #outoftheoffice

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imaginesofeverykind · 7 years

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I was tagged by @rafeadderall bless <3

My Last:

1: Drink: Orange Juice (I live off orange juice and bad decisions lmaoo) 2: Phone Call: My friend Ra, bless him. 3: Text Message: Domino’s Pizza lmaoooo im so lonely </3 4: Song You Listened To: You’re gonna go far kid - The Offspring 5: Time You Cried: If I wasn’t crying due to being an over tired mess it was probably when I watched a Dog’s Purpose (shit that movie kill me)

Have I Ever:

6: Dated Some One Twice: no 7: Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Probably 8: Been Cheated On: No 9: Lost Someone Special: Yes 10: Been Depressed: No 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Once w/ real bad alcohol poisoning (go hard or go home amiright lmaooo) 12: Three Favorite Colors: Black, Blue and Green

In The Last Year Have You:

13: Made New Friends: Yes! <3 14: Fallen Out Of Love: Na - usually u gotta find love first lmao r.i.p me 15: Laughed Until You Cried: This is a daily occurrence 16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: yeah lmao love being centre of attention 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: Do dogs count? 18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: Myself, my PS4 and my dogs heck, it gets wild down here. 19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: Yeah lmao wish I didn’t 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: Unfortunately too many. 21: Do You Have Any Pets: Two lovely puppers (actually borfers) Dusk and Skye and two cats; Jaz (my Cat) and Bronson (mums cat) 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: Honestly mum was gunna call me brittany and thank fuck she didn’t bc I deffs look like a courtenay so no lmaoo 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: Got lit. 24: What Time Did You wake Up: Eight - Nine 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Driving out to save my friend from a shitty grindr hook up and got krispy kremes for him. Lov u <3 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI IM HYPED AS FUCK 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: literally five minutes ago. 28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: PVRIS - My House 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: yeah, they are v nice 10/10 would interact again.

General:

30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: the lack of Sam Drake Smut on this site literally.. ur killing me tumblr 31: Most Visited Website: youtube 32: Hair Color: Dark Brown naturally - but at the moment half black half purple 33: Long Or Short Hair: Medium/long? 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Does it count if they’re fictional? 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: I’m a walking fucking meme and a half. 36: Piercings: Septum and ears, had my nose done but got rid of it. 37: Blood Type: No clue bc I hate needles and I will bleed out to death rather than have one of those pointy fuckers come near me. (she says as she has tattoos??) 38: Nickname: Court/Courtenbae/dumb cunt (really i respond to either, im like a dog) 39: Relationship Status: FUCKEN SINGLE BOIS 40: Zodiac Sign: Scorpio 41: Pronouns: She/Her 42: Favorite TV Show: Rick and Morty or Parks and Rec 43: Tattoos: One on the back of my neck (ligthsaber) and two new ones on my wrists (empire logo and the jedi knight symbol) 44: Right Or Left Handed: ambidextrous, I can’t write for shit with my left hand but it’s a real saviour when it comes to drawing. 45: Surgery: I had my tonsils taken out, had to glue some of my head together after i got a nail stuck in my head lmaoo, and ankle surgery bc I would literally roll my ankles 5 times a day somehow??? 46: Sport: I used to dance and got my black belt in Karate, and for about 10 years I did kick-boxing, boxing and wrestling but like now i’m just a couch surfer lmaoooo. 47: Vacation: Off to Canada in 2019 to work for 2 years <3 SO KEEN 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: Trainers asf

More General:

49: Eating: nothing 50: Drinking: OJ 51: I’m About To: pass out, im dead tired. 52: Waiting For: My love life to start picking up again like ????? I’d date me, I’m funny 53: Want: Some fuckin krispy kreme tbh 54: Get Married: If I get married it’s going to be a star wars themed wedding, no questions asked. 55: Career: Production designer for Film & TV <3

Which Is Better:

56: Hugs Or Kisses: hugs 57: Lips Or Eyes: Eyes 58: Shorter Or Taller: Idgaf as long as u give good hugs 59: Older Or Younger: Either all, i’ll poke fun at you some how <3 60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: arms, gotta be able to lift me away from my problems 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: I tried hookup and yeah na look. Let me tell you kids something. I fell asleep. 62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker

Have You Ever:

63: Kissed A Stranger: yes 64: Drank Hard Liquor: EVERY FUCKEN NIGHT, na jk but yea. 65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: I actually have no clue where my glasses are rn.. rip 66: Turned Someone Down: yeah lowkey 67: Sex On The First Date: nah 68: Broken Someones Heart: yes 69: Had Your Heart Broken: eh. 70: Been Arrested: nope 71: Cried When Someone Died: Yeah 72: Fallen For A Friend: Na everyone here is trash and all my friends are gay.

Do You Believe In:

73: Yourself: Always 74: Miracles: WHERE YA FROM? YA SEXY THANG! 75: Love At First Sight: OKAY YEAH WELL FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY ONCE I MEAN I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN BUT LIKE 76: Santa Claus: not for a long time hahaha 77: Kiss On The First Date: why the fuck not 78: Angels: I dont have an opinion on this stuff so like idk????

Other:

79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Mike, forever and always bless him <3 80: Eye Color: Hazel green/yellow in the light?? Im a freak I swear 81: Favorite Movie: STAR WARS SERIES SOZ NOT SOZ

I Tag: @missdictatorme @dragonjedihobbit @shararogers

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i-mweakforchangkyun · 7 years

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92 Statements Tag

ahhh thank you @paopuguk for tagging meee~! ilysm xo 💜💚

Sorry that there aren't 92 djsbkjrg BUT CLOSE ENOUGH

Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 (or however many you'd like) people!

The Last :

1. Drink: Tea!

2. Phone Call (*drumroll* I am what I.M man I got a ph on e ca l l): Manager jbfsdkjzg

3. Text Message: A fave loser telling me to come visit them ❤️ @keenonkino

4. Song You Listened To: Fools but the cover by Namjoon and Kookie

5. Time You Cried: A while ago

6. Dated Someone Twice: yeh

7. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: unfortunately,,,,

8. Been Cheated On: yeh

9. Lost Someone Special: I guess it depends on how you mean but yeh

10. Been Depressed: ,,,,,,

11. Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Drunk yes thrown up nope

List 3 Favourite Colours (12-14):

Green, Blue and Purple! :D

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made New Friends: yeeess~! (somehow)

16. Fallen Out Of Love: :??

17. Laughed Until You Cried: Y E S

18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: lmao yeh

19. Met Someone Who Changed You: nah

20. Found Out Who Your Friends Are: I suppose?

21. (S h ES TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY ONE N O W) Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: yeh

General:

22. How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: pretty much all of them don't add randoms kids

23. Do You Have Any Pets: A cat and a pupper the cat reminds me of toothless from how to train your dragon and the dog is named after a chocolate bar, Chokito

24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: Not really, the other name I could have had when I was born would have been cool but also difficult lmao

25: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: WENT TO SUSHI TRAIN + ATE CAKE IT WAS G8

26: What Time Did You Wake Up: ,,maybe like 9 idk

27: What Were You Doing Last Night: Being murdered with Monsta X scenarios :))) (THANKS @officialyanan)

28. Name Something You Can’t Wait For: The new Spiderman man game yoooooo

29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mum: hoooo maybe about 3 years ago??

30. What Are You Listening To Right Now: SH-SHAWTY GIMMEEE w h ip- whi p la shh lov NCT

31. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: have indeed

32. Something That Gets On Your Nerves: When my feet just wont get warm they refuse to heat up and yet t h e re s t o fm e is warm???

33. Most Visited Website: Probably Youtube tbh

34-36 were missing!

37. Hair Colour: blue binch woop wooooop

38. Long Or Short Hair: Short!!

39. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: haven't had a proper c r u s h before tbh

40. What Do You Like About Yourself: my hair is pretty cool I guess

41. Piercings: firsts and seconds on my earlobes and a conch piercing in my right lmaooo

42. Blood Type: not a diddly dang clue my friend (hopefully blood type AAYYYEEEEE)

43. Nickname: most common is just Rom tbh but the second most common is RomCom

44. Relationship Status: Single Pringle

45. Zodiac: Aries ♈️

46. Pronouns: she/her 🙂

47. Favourite TV Show: hoooo man thats difficult I probably enjoyed Game Of Thrones the most of all the TV shows I’ve ever seen

48. Tattoos: none but definitely want to get a few

49. Right Or Left Handed: I'm right handed

50. Surgery: never had any

51. Piercings: already done lmao

52. Sports: none atm used to do netball

53. Vacation: uhh I mean I wanna go to Canada one day

54. Pair Of Trainers: usually just converse

55. Eating: Subway cookies heck yeh

56. Drinking: Melon ramune

57. I’m About To: Go play the crash bandicoot remastered game bc hoooooly sHIT CHILDHOOD

58. Waiting For: Cherry Bomb and Shine Forever albums to get the frick over here

60. Want: a lot of things but mainly a hug or something idk

61. Get Married: yes, to Hyuna

62. Career: A Sandwich Artist™️

Which Is Better:

63. Hugs Or Kisses: hmmm depends but usually hugs

64. Lips Or Eyes: eyes

65. Shorter Or Taller: taller

66. Older Or Younger: once again it really depends but im gonna say older?

67. Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: don't really have a preference tbh

68. Hookup Or Relationship: r e l a t io n s hi p

69. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: both are good

Have You Ever:

70. Kissed A Stranger: ,,,,yeh

71. Drank Hard Liquor: yup

72. Lost Glasses Or Contacts: LMAOOO LOST GLASSES

73. Turned Someone Down: yess

74. Sex On The First Date: nope

75. Broken Someone’s Heart: yes 😔

76. Had Your Own Heart Broken: unfortunately,,,

77. Been Arrested: nope

78. Cried When Someone Died: yes

79. Fallen For A Friend: nope

Do You Believe In:

80. Yourself: LMAO I WISH MAN

81. Miracles: sure as heck do

82. Love At First Sight: no

83. Santa Claus: yeh boi

84. Kiss On The First Date: it really depends

85. Angels: yup :3 (i.m exists sooooo)

Others:

86. Current Best Friends Name: Yasmin, Maiah, Desmond and Jade love them all sm 💜 10/10 would fite 4

87. Eye Colour: Grey/Blue

88. Favourite Movie: hooo boy thats rlly hard and its never gonna be just one but the Avengers is fkn awesome

I tag: @officialyanan @keenonkino @artificialskyway @sugalamb @monstajaebum 🙈 Feel free do it if you’d like but if not thats fine too :3 💚

#tagged #this took longer than I thought omg

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doctormelapples · 7 years

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give me the universe w those questions darling

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name?

nah, Lila Michelle

Venus: What’s your first language?

English

Earth: Where’s your home?

With my friends

Mars: What’s your sexuality?

Pansexual

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?

My little sister

Saturn: Any pets?

My puppers, Arenal and Madagascar, or Ari and Maddie

Uranus: What’s your hobby?

Photography?

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

November 6!!

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?

11:24 AM

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?

Art, but I can’t really “art” at all.

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?

indeedydo

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?

not in the last 4 years

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?

Not a huge one

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?

I’ve been to canada

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?

Erm, maybe anger

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

When my mom gave me my fav stuffie on my 7th birthday. It felt like midnight, but it was probably like 8 or something. She came into my attic room after bedtime and showed me how she lights up

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

My sister?

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

nope

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?

oh god yeah

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

What kind of lost? probably the answer is yes

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?

The entirety of 6th grade

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

probably New years eve/day

Orion: Favourite month?

probably maybe july or maybe april

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

You’re asking me to CHOOSE? atm probably It’s Kind of a Funny Story

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Idk

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Violin

Gemini: Favourite song?

whoooo idk,,,, right now I would say it’s maybe Hiccups by WATERS

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Outside, in my grandma’s apple orchard, or in a used book store

Libra: Favourite colour?

pink

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Black Skirt

Aries: Favourite movie?

Jack and the Cuckoo Clock Heart

Cygnus: Favourite weather?

Those five minutes after a summer rain when the sun warms everything and maybe there is a rainbow and it’s wet and warm

Hydra: Favourite sound?

Walking on gravel

Galaxies: Love/Friends

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?

atm, oldest as in long-term, I guess Becca

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?

I suppose my confusion at this question gives you that answer

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?

no. I believe in attraction at first sight, but love is something that begins, and grows

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?

about a week before my 15 birthday, at a Halloween bonfire

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

I’ve never heard of those

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?

one of my friends from middle school turned into a trump supporter, so… does that count

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?

The last person I talked to was my mother,,, so no

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?

nah

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?

idk, if i did they’ve stayed secret so.

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

THat is Bullshit. firstly that is the worst way to start a friendship.

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?

Deny? like someone asked to be my friend/SO and i say no? yes

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?

yeah

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

i’m really lacking in dream inspo rn

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?

happy. full

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?

If I told I would be lying

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?

sixth grade

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

old friends maybe

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

learn

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

learn

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?

damn idk shit.

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?

someone to love me, oooh shit we getting depressing yes

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

my legacy

#anonymous #ask #ask game #my bae fai

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bruhnushka · 7 years

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hello there (anthony ramos x reader)

summary : ur out for a walk w a dog thats not urs to take off some stress & meet a cutie patootie

warnings : cussing , mentions of mental illnesses

a/n : this is my first fanfic on tumblr. based off true events. instead of anthony i met a cute girl who gave me her number. i mean I’m technically not cheating… right?? me and my bf have a v open relationship and I’m sure he’d be fine w it.

you were pissed. like really really pissed. its been almost three days since your anxiety medication and mood stabilizers had run off. your mom refused to go get the prescription. you were moody as ever today, allergies raging, friends being bitches and to top it all off you had just gotten into a huge fight with your mom. she had yelled at you to take the dog (thats not even yours its your moms friends sisters dog) out for a walk, when you were clearly not in a good mental or physical state. you were sniffling, coughing, eyes puffy, constantly crying, and this mad women wanted you to go outside?? then you decided that maybe it would be good to take a lil break. so you huffed a fine and hitched the strange rope like leash to rudras collar.

he was so annoying. the dog of course. he was a little pupper too, curious as hell and constantly trying to sniff around. the leash burned your hand with its friction as you wrapped it tighter around your hand to secure your hold on the dog, Rudrah. You knew this trail by heart. It would first pass the Mission San Jose Church, and then the Mission. Then right after the Mission was the small quiet bicentennial park in front of the nun’s houses, separated by a gate. that was the only break you were going to get from this incessant bundle of energy.

you walked into the park, a circle of cement, a tiny stage about the size of your room, and a few benches. you tied rudrah to one of the benches, and sat down, pulling your knees up to your chest. you focused on your breathing, and tried to follow the movement of the grass on the fields passed the gate, something you had taught yourself. you wanted to suppress your emotions, but you were all alone here, and so you let it all out. it started as a tear. then you choked and let out a loud sob, not barring yourself as the tears streamed down your face. you babbled on to your now deceased grandfather about how no one understood you, everything you’ve never told to anyone.

how your moms reluctance to help your mental state only increased when a doctor told her to. how your brother constantly sought out to make you uncomfortable and pissed off at everything. how your dad ignored you when you needed him most. how your therapists invalidated your thoughts and how your friends all left you for someone less screwed up. thats when you heard a yelp behind you. you turned, red in the face, to see possibly the hottest guy ever standing right there.

you could not have been more embarrassed in this moment. he smiled, instead of laughing, and walked towards you. you expected him to start laughing then, or do something like try to make conversation-instead, he hugged you. it was a wordless exchange, but it held more meaning then any words you had ever said. you didn’t know him. you didn’t need to, thats what made it easier. he looked at you, and grinned, freckles dancing across his cheeks.

“im sorry about your shirt.” you hoarsely mumble, referring to the tear stains on his left shoulder.

“its no problem really. you good?” he asked. oh. his voice. like honey and melted chocolate and just yes.

“ye-yeah” you said. lies. no you weren’t.

“no. you aren't” he voiced your thoughts. he lifts up your sleeves and runs his fingers over the scars gently.

“how did you-” you start, only to be cut off by his sweet chuckle.

“it takes one to know one” he remarks, pulling up the sleeves of his pastel purple/pink flannel. you gasp at his scars, tracing them softly. these couldnt have been more than a year old.

“are you-”

“ok now? yeah. but you’re not. so I’m gonna help you there”

“t-thanks” you mumble. you hated how shy and weak you sounded. if this had been any where else, any time else, not when you were so vulnerable, you would have been in full-gear, flirting, roasting, not being socially awkward.

“is there anything you’d like to tell me before i tell you my name and ruin that mysterious stranger appeal I’ve been going for?” he laughs. oh. his laugh. like the feeling of rose petals against your lips and the color magneta. your synesthesia was in full.

“you’re so orange-green. like. like. gumdrops and sunflowers and rain and wet wood and-” you stopped yourself. you were so dumb. he probably thought you were some crazy girl now.

“that is so cool. how… you have synesthesia don’t you? holy shit! this is so awesome wow and you think of me and holy shit I’m orange green what does that mean oh that rhymed wow this is so cool a cute girl thinks I’m like gumdrops this is just so-wow! I’m-” then he looked at you, your face red.

“oh im sorry! sometimes i get over excited, shoot off at the mouth.” he says, racking his last statements for something that he might have said that could have offended you or made you blush so much. then he realized. he called you cute.

“uh- i didnt mean that. that you’re cute. i mean you are cute. like really cute and i think your cute i just don’t like you- i mean i do like you but like-”

“you think I’m cute?” you giggle. wow. you haven’t done that in a while.

he scratched the back of his head. “…yeah”

“well don’t worry, because i think your cute too.” you reply. then you grab your phone to check the time. “shit. i have to go” you had a meeting with your new therapist in half an hour.

“can i have your number?” he asked.

“sure thing mr. sunflower” you laughed. he sheepishly grins, as he takes your phone to input his number. you look at his contact as you walk back to your house.

anthony

#anthony ramos x reader #phillip hamilton x reader #john laurens x reader #hamilton #alexander hamilton #synesthesia #bitch u cute #baguette fics

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ms-melina-mercouri · 7 years

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ABC Tags!

I was tagged by @crispin-cas9 to answer some questions! c: here we go!

a ➡ age: Only 19 (but my mind is older) b ➡ biggest fear: Literally fucking anything and everything up c ➡ current time: 10:11pm d ➡ drink you last had: Coca-Cola? I think e ➡ everyday starts with: Trying to convince myself to go to class because out of state tuition is too damn high for me to be a lazy bitch f ➡ favorite song: uhhhh i dunno. Pandora had me listen to this song ‘Human’ by Rag’n’Bone Man today though and then I listened to it fifty more times. g ➡ ghosts, are they real: I don’t really think so. h ➡ hometown: Illyria...or Athens...or Elsinore...or Rome...take your pick i ➡ in love with: My beautiful best friends, my pupper, Shakespeare, girls in general j ➡ jealous of: People that can actually make friends k ➡ killed someone: I can’t answer this question l ➡ last time you cried: Fuck if I know I internalize that shit m ➡ middle names: Lynn n ➡ number of siblings: Just one! o ➡ one wish: That I can figure out my damn life soon before I dig myself into a hole with my majors and minors. p ➡ person you last called/texted: My Assistant Director! We talked about face-timing to work on planning schedules but both accepted that that’s a load of shit and that we’re just gonna talk about nothing the whole time. q ➡ question youre always asked: “Why do you like Shakespeare so much? Isn’t it boring/hard/fill in the blank?” r ➡ reason to smile: Because I beat my record of how many days I’ve survived! And I did it again! And again! s ➡ song last sang: NGL it was some instrumental shit from Zack Hemsey because I was concept designing again (this time for the Scottish Play!) t ➡ time you woke up: 8:15am u ➡ underwear color: Uh...black maybe? I dunno. v ➡ vacation destination: Anywhere with a beach idk. w ➡ worst habit: Uh...I guess like, picking dirt out from under my nails? x ➡ x rays you’ve had: Teeth and ankle for sure...idk where else. y ➡ your favorite foods: Chicken in like multiple forms. Also I’ve really started liking tilapia? idk. z ➡ zodiac sign: Scorpio is what I go by. Since it’s a cusp sometimes people will tell you I’m a Libra but those people are lying.

I tag: @ameriikanka and @alexpyne !!! c:

#Asks and Answers

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chiclovesyou · 7 years

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tagged by @four-fires love you boo ;)

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

A - Age: 26 B - Biggest fear: letting people down, someone I love and look up to being uncool with me C - Current time: 11:10 D - Drink you last had: juice box! E - Every day starts with: changing my clothes and then going to the bathroom and saying good morning to my roommate F - Favorite song: Peace//Keeper by Sinners to Saints G - Ghosts, are they real: that would neat if they were H - Hometown: Columbus BROhio, the best city ever I - In love with: Jesus & DC Comics J - Jealous of: drummers who are really good at using ghost notes K - Killed someone: yah...WITH KINDNESS like how Paul tells us to in Romans 12 L - Last time you cried: today at work when an older kid was being mean to a 1st grader M - Middle name: Correa (there’s a story and I’ll tell you if you ask nicely) N - Number of siblings: 2, a twin brother and a little brother. the two best guys I know! O - One wish: to be able to go back into full time ministry P - Person you last called/texted: my friend Katie! Q - Questions you’re always asked: is that your real name? or what’s your name short for? R - Reasons to smile: puppers and doggos, sports, music that makes you happy, people, cheese S - Song last sang: I was jammin to Promised Land by the Frozen Ocean in my car on the way home from church tonight T - Time you woke up: 6am yayyy U - Underwear color: (I might have just checked lol) light gray V- Vacation destination: pacific northwest would be fun, europe, going to canada again would be cool W - Worst habit: apologizing for things out of my control, being super freaking hard on myself X - X-rays you’ve had: my teeth Y - Your favorite food: chinese food for sure! also mac & cheese is amazing Z - Zodiac sign: leo but zodiac signs are fake and have literally no effect on your life so who cares

I know it’s not 10 but I’m tagging @live-oncoffeeandflowers @illestmisfit @downpoursofmoonlitraindrops @autumnquinn @followthered @grace-after-the-fall ^_^

#whenever I have to answer music related asks I always put a youtube link in #so click on those their good songs!

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shrubforhire · 5 years

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Asks 1-99

i rly thought i was in the clear,,,

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? inevitable by orla gartland nine in the afternoon by panic! fake happy by paramore epic III from hadestown say my name from beetlejuice haunted house by sir babygirl

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? hayley williams

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Tally ran toward the garden.

4: What do you think about most? going back to school

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Good! Morning!

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? clothes on,,, my family dont b respectin boundaries how yall live like that

7: What’s your strangest talent? i can make my eyes shake

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls... are so pretty and wonderful and they could do whatever they want to me. boys.... can be p cool sometimes

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes!!!! my girlfriend wrote me a sonnet eeeeee

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? i......cant remember

11: Do you have any strange phobias? nah

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? probably

13: What’s your religion? jew by blood

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going somewhere else

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, i always look weird on camera

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? paramore

17: What was the last lie you told? i told my mom her fitbit isnt a worse model

18: Do you believe in karma? yea

19: What does your URL mean? i made it when i was finally mostly sure i was a lesbian but it kinda leaves some ambiguity. and now its just kinda like hey maybe lets not

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? im super insecure; im persistent

21: Who is your celebrity crush? stephanie scott

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no

23: How do you vent your anger? pacing & long walks, doing something else

24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have hella pokemon dolls i used to collect

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i like talking on the phone cause then im not thinking abt my appearance the whole time

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? almost

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? knife on a plate; hot metal going into liquid

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? what if they dont like me

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yea, and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. a pillow. my own leg

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing lol, its just air

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? texas

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? east coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? uhhhhhh,,,,, i guess like a younger billie joe armstrong

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? to be happy!

36: Define Art. something that makes you feel stuff!

37: Do you believe in luck? yea

38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, but not deadly hot yet

39: What time is it? 10:43

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes, no i have not yet knock on wood babeyyy

41: What was the last book you read? boleslavsky lmao

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES

43: Do you have any nicknames? lil c, mini straub

44: What was the last film you saw? arthur

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i tripped and my cheek got stabbed with the corner of a coffee table and i had to get stitches

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? musescore

48: What’s your sexual orientation? less bien

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not rly lol, no ones rly cared enough to do tht

50: Do you believe in magic? a lil

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes, but after 4 years i give them a second chance

52: What is your astrological sign? taurusss

53: Do you save money or spend it? save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? a subway sandwich

55: Love or lust? love

56: In a relationship? y e s hehehhhe

57: How many relationships have you had? techincally, 3. but the first 2 lasted for like 2 weeks so they really dont count. p much just this 1

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(

59: Where were you yesterday? at work lol

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? a spray bottle

61: Are you wearing socks right now? no ;)

62: What’s your favourite animal? giraffe

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? god i wish i had one,,, usually just tryna not b annoying lol

64: Where is your best friend? at rehearsal

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. positivewlwvibes lesbian-bottom-memes meaningfulsuggestion okay-pie atomicanderson haha bitchessssss

66: What is your heritage? white people soup

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? watching danny gonzalez

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? hellman

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? no, i only clock out when I've worked my 9 hours. but noice q 69

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yea,, i send memes and im a crackhead

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? this job is seasonal bitch,,,, save that mf pupper

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? i would tell my pals, i would spend all of my money doing dumb shit, and id be scared as fuck bitch!!

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. this is a weird fucking q. i guess trust bc its a form of love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? girls like girls

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 6071

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication, checking in w the other person, making sure everything is all good

77: How can I win your heart? playing a song,,,,, bonus points if u wrote it ohymogd

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes absolutely

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? moving away from home for college

80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? pepparoni and chaese

82: What is your favourite word? effervescent

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. tubes

84: What is a saying you say a lot? we cant all be winners

85: What’s the last song you listened to? i got you by karmin

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? lavender and p much any pastels

87: What is your current desktop picture? the gravity falls floating stan balloon that says i eat kids

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? i’d say trump, but then we’d have pence and it would be worse.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk,, theres so much embarrassing shit you could ask me i rly cant narrow it down

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? say whats up bro

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? telekinesis

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? going to the beach w pals and riding bikes and looking at the ocean :’)

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my dads existence rofl

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hayley. mf. williams

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? maryland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? not anymore!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope

98: Ever been on a plane? yup

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? raid the ice concentration camps

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