Five Comfort Characters, Five Tags

Indirectly tagged by @hcnnibal (bud just said “whoever wants to do this” and I would ... like to do this)

1. The Monster, Frankenstein (skrunkly, deserved better)

2. Hannibal, NBC Hannibal (the hustle is unmatched)

3. Prince Lír, The Last Unicorn (OG himbo and gender goals)

4. Eleanor Vance, The Haunting of Hill House (this book was the first time my lonely annoying teenage self felt Seen by a book)

5. Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove (he is my best friend)

@obscureculturalreferences @chpearce @deks-dm @janey-jane @audpaints

Fanfic Writer Interview! Got tagged by @umbreonix

Not tagging other people, but feel free to consider yourself tagged if you want to do this.

How many works do you have on AO3? 

33. I also have 88 in ffnet (which includes 31 of the stories also found in Ao3), and a bunch of unpublished google docs too, as well as actual docs sitting in my laptop files.

What’s your total AO3 word count?

310,978. I once calculated the word count for the Finnish fics I have (only in ffnet) and it was 157,664, so if I add that to the count in Ao3 I end up with 468,642, which is... still not the true number, because I have a bunch of English fics that only exist in ffnet too, but ehhh... let’s say roughly 500k and call it a day.

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

19 fandoms iirc. All Hail King Julien, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman the Animated Series, Death Note, Dragonlance, Forgotten Realms, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hazbin Hotel, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Justice League, Legend of Zelda, Lemmings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Naruto, One Piece, Pillars of Eternity, Pokémon, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Out of which Pokémon, Dragonlance, and AtLA aren’t available for public unless you know where to look, which you don’t.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Zora Courting (Sidlink); Shit, the Radio Demon is a part of my afterlife (Radiohusk); Lesson in Kissing (Sidlink), Hah, our afterlife is the most hilarious bushwa, dearest (Radiohusk); Touchy-feely (Sidlink).

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Sometimes. At one point I responded to every single one I received, but I got so many that it burnt me out and I stopped responding to any for a long time as a result. I recovered eventually and now I respond occasionally, when I feel like it - usually when someone leaves me a comment in practically every chapter of a longfic, or if someone leaves me a very long comment, or if someone asks me a question. Sometimes for no reason other than “I just really want to right now”.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Blood in the alley (Husk&Alastor)

Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not usually. Adventure Gone Mini is the closest thing, but like... it’s the combination of two Zelda universes, so I’m not sure if it actually counts.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yes, on one fic, and the comment actually amuses me rather than offends. The fic is a horror/gore fic that is marked M (E in Ao3) which means you have to specifically search for it, its genre is horror, the summary blatantly says it’s horror/gore, the actual *name* of the fic has the word “horror” in it, and still one person commented “W.T.F. sick psychopath” on it. To me that’s hilarious : D

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I have privately written a few things, but I don’t publish any. Most of the time I’m way too repulsed to even think of writing smut, so I wouldn’t be able to handle seeing the fics in my daily kudos emails or receive comments on them on the reg.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes, a few of them in a few different languages. Doesn’t count, but I’ve also translated some of my own fics from Finnish to English just cause I’ve felt like it.

What’s your all time favorite ship?

Can’t pick just one, because I’ve been at this for decades now and some OTPs just stick forever, so I’ll list a few. In no order: Gaara/Lee, Batman/Joker, Batman/Flash, Jarlaxle/Entreri, Kang/Slith, Snufkin/Moomin, Legolas/Gimli. I ship Alastor/Husk a lot, but it’s recent enough that I’m hesitant to count is as an “all time favourite” at this point. Same goes for Link/Sidon and Link/Revali.

Whats a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Yöpala (FMA) and Drakolaisen Valinta (Dragonlance).

What are your writing strengths?

I’m funny and I can spin anything into a working story if I want to. I could actually list a lot of things here, but ehhh. This is my writing blog and you’re reading this thing carefully enough to see this sentence; you already know I’m amazing and don’t need my convincing ;)

What are your writing weaknesses?

I’m slow at writing in English. There are probably other things too, but if I knew what they were I’d work on fixing them, right?

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

If it’s justified and makes sense in the story itself, go for it. However, it only applies to the occasional single sentence, not entire conversations, which should either be like:

They switched to Spanish. “Hey, I’m speaking Spanish now and it’s in italics for clarity!”

or

He had no idea what the people around him were talking about; he was pretty sure they were speaking in Spanish or maybe Portuguese or something, but he didn’t speak it himself so it was pure gibberish to him.

If the character whose POV we’re on is supposed to understand it, keeping it in -insert language- is pointless. If the character doesn’t understand it, spelling it out is usually pointless and makes your readers frustrated and confused in a not-fun way if it lasts for too long.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Pokémon; I was 11 or 12 and only my mom and maybe my big sister read it after I literally printed it out. I still have the print, but the file hasn’t existed for two decades. As for online fandom, Sonic when I was 16.

What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?

Either “Shit, the Radio Demon is a part of my afterlife” or “What boundaries?”

imagine someone just going 1-200 and you have to answer 200 questions for a stranger

well u better strap up becuase im about to do it

200: My crush’s name is: i dunno who do u think my crush’s name is199: I was born in: a year which is 2004198: I am really: a homo sapien197: My cellphone company is:  i think its samsung196: My eye color is: brown195: My shoe size is: 9 or 9.5 i think just 9194: My ring size is: WAIT RINGS HAD SIZES????? i dunno193: My height is: 5′4 ISH but i just say 5′4 because im actually really sensitive about my height and the less than an inch that brings me to 5′4 makes me somewhat happier with myself192: I am allergic to: maybe dustmites 191: My 1st car was: not yet190: My 1st job was: NOT YET189: Last book you read: technically a book called Dad Jokes theyre really funny jokes but if you mean story with plot then probably Grand & Humble unless if you include everything then yesterday i peeked in some books188: My bed is: a bed which i sleep in and that’s pretty much it actually i havent really made my bed in a while 187: My pet: jax and nibsy r the family pets jax is a shih-poo shihtzu poodle mix and nibsy is a cat186: My best friend: my brother185: My favorite shampoo is: shampoo184: Xbox or ps3: hard choice there’s xbox overall and little big planet this is actually a very hard choice lksiiro3jedsklmf,gsda little big planet is great........................183: Piggy banks are: piggy banks. theyre great182: In my pockets: I DONT HAVE POCKETS IM A WOMAN181: On my calendar: whats a calendar lol!!!!180: Marriage is: marriage 179: Spongebob can: dodod od odo dodooo178: My mom: IS GREAT i lov her shes a good mom177: The last three songs I bought were? i dont buy songs i listen to them176: Last YouTube video watched: i mean im listening to boyfriend big time rush on youtube right now but if you mean actual watching its snufkin saying “hi moomin” to moomin a quick 6 second clip175: How many cousins do you have? i duno174: Do you have any siblings? yeah173: Are your parents divorced? yeah172: Are you taller than your mom? probably not :(171: Do you play an instrument? i play the trumpet i did it today and it was really boring i dont want to go to any more graduations not even my own170: What did you do yesterday? things[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: not really but somewhat and i like it because its a fun little thing to put in fiction 168: Luck: yea im very lucky167: Fate: its my destiny to die someday . . .. .  in the futuuuuuuuuuuure

166: Yourself: as far as im aware no165: Aliens: yeah probably164: Heaven: i know it probably isnt real but i cant help believing163: Hell:i know it probably isnt real but i cant help believing162: God: only to blame them for stuff161: Horoscopes: yea theyre fun to read160: Soul mates: ehehehehehhe fun in fanfiction and would greatly b ok with it irl159: Ghosts: who else would hold my hand at night...... not even a ghost :) (but yea i do believe in them when i grow up i wana be a ghost)158: Gay Marriage: why wouldnt i believe in gay marriage 157: War: what is it good for156: Orbs: borb155: Magic: i like magic so i will believe in it [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: yes153: Drunk or High: probably high i guess152: Phone or Online: ONLINE151: Red heads or Black haired: black haired 150: Blondes or Brunettes: BRUNETTES dude blondes r ok but i personally like darker hair149: Hot or cold: hot148: Summer or winter: SUMMER I HATE WINTER SO FUCKIGNT OASJKU*($@IRWJKOSDIUOKLJEZUDIFLK:LDSK:LKF:LJIODSKZVDJFKL mostly becuase i hate being cold and i hate snow becuase i have to shovel snow and its so cold147: Autumn or Spring: either one 146: Chocolate or vanilla: choc o late145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: apples143: Curly or Straight hair: curly but i guess straight is ok142: McDonalds or Burger King: burbger king good milkshakese141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: idk uhh milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: neither......138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and rich i can just buy surgeries to make me prettier lmao137: Coke or Pepsi: coke136: Hillary or Obama: i dont wanna answer this :(((((( i dont like being bullied135: Burried or cremated: cremated babye put me in the flames ;3c134: Singing or Dancing: i like singing i like dancing i like trains 133: Coach or Chanel: what132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are these people131: Small town or Big city: im just a mere small town babye ;3c big cities sound scary 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target has the good cheeseballs129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: i only know adam sandler128: Manicure or Pedicure: i dont do my nails 127: East Coast or West Coast: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh both are coasts126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday i get more gifts then uwu125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: disney because idk what six flags is isnt it a restaurant or something123: Yankees or Red Sox: a baseball bat [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: what is it good for!121: George Bush: idk 120: Gay Marriage: yeah gay rights119: The presidential election: im not that into politics so i dont understand the elections and i dont think their fair since i get all my facts from adam ruins everything this isnt even a joke118: Abortion: pro choice i dont giv a crap about some lifeless baby. its only alive if it can properly move its arms or cry or feel.117: MySpace: haha dead116: Reality TV: idk 115: Parents: theyre parents 114: Back stabbers: ow my back113: Ebay: website.... money112: Facebook: lizard man111: Work: what110: My Neighbors: idk who they are but my old neighbor was one of my best friends i should talk to him this summer109: Gas Prices: probably too high108: Designer Clothes: clothes107: College: something i dont plan on going to any time soon106: Sports: something i dont plan on doing any time soon105: My family: a family104: The future: spooky. very scary. idk what my job will be[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: idk (update it was today)102: Last time you ate: 4:13 ish i made ramne101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: i duno100: Cried in front of someone: today i suppose i almost cried???? maybe my dentist appointment a few weeks ago??99: Went to a movie theater: lego movie 2 i think98: Took a vacation: 6th grade im in 9th grade now its been like 3 years97: Swam in a pool: over 1 year i dont go to the pool anymore96: Changed a diaper: NEVER AND I NEVER PLAN ON IT95: Got my nails done: i duno94: Went to a wedding: i also dunno its been too long93: Broke a bone: not that i can recal92: Got a peircing: never and never will91: Broke the law: i duno90: Texted: just now i told my mommy to pick me up it wasl ike 1 hour ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: me88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my momy and nibsy and jax and probably zach but he’d already move out by the time i leave87: The last movie I saw: i dont remember probably lego movie 2 or osmething on tv86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: next year drama club85: The thing im not looking forward to: dying?????? idk man 84: People call me: moto moto (not really idk what they call me)83: The most difficult thing to do is: the most difficult thing82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never though i probs will someday81: My zodiac sign is: aquarius sun leo moon aries rising80: The first person i talked to today was: probably kiley79: First time you had a crush: kindergarten i think78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: myself77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: idk76: Right now I am talking to: nobody 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: *has a crisis over my future plans as i do not know*74: I have/will get a job: im gona work at target or burger king next year maybe it depends on if they like me73: Tomorrow: 5/20..............72: Today: today71: Next Summer: in a theater near u70: Next Weekend: my first summer weekend 69: I have these pets: I ALREAD YSAID WHAT PETS I HAVE I LOVE NIBSY WITH ALL MY HEART and jax with some extra parts of my heart68: The worst sound in the world: a sound67: The person that makes me cry the most is: me66: People that make you happy: me65: Last time I cried: ealier today64: My friends are: online63: My computer is: on62: My School: is a school61: My Car: nonexistent 60: I lose all respect for people who: are really mean and seem to hate people for being happy. people who make jokes that make me uncomfortable. i generally avoid them.59: The movie I cried at was: all of them58: Your hair color is: brown57: TV shows you watch: idk56: Favorite web site: idk probs youtube55: Your dream vacation: nowhere 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: A FEW WEEKS AGO I GOT STITCHES IN MY MOUTH AND IT REALLY HURT UGHGTUERIJOKFLDc53: How do you like your steak cooked: edible52: My room is: a room51: My favorite celebrity is: myslef..... just kidding idk any celebs 50: Where would you like to be: where i am 49: Do you want children: no 48: Ever been in love: hoo ha hoo ha i duno how love feels exactly47: Who’s your best friend: MY BROTHER46: More guy friends or girl friends: guys i think 99% of my friends are my brothers friends so45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being happy44: One person that you wish you could see right now: nobody right now but sometimes kiley43: Do you have a 5 year plan: 5 years??? haha no i only plan on using savings accounts to make a bit more money and MAYBE moving to kiley but idk for sure since i like my parents and my brother and my parents plan on driving around in an rv but idk man moving to another state would be HARD and im kinda lazy and i’d have to get a whole new driver’s license 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: lmao all my ideas are jokes40: Last person I got mad at: probably myslef39: I would like to move to: my bed???????38: I wish I was a professional: personer. talker. socialer. [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: probably snickers or a salted nut roll36: Vehicle: big car. tahoe shape. tahoe size. idk. something like a tahoe thats my only reference35: President: I Don’t Care34: State visited: probably florida its the only one of 3 states i’ve been to33: Cellphone provider: what32: Athlete: WHAT31: Actor: idk 30: Actress: idk29: Singer: not me? me? idk28: Band: taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally hall??? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? I DONT KNOWIJ DSKJZLFKSJKLDSHDLfjklskl;fdkl;sfk;laf 27: Clothing store: i legit have like no faves god this is the hardest part26: Grocery store: target probably25: TV show: maybe the simpsons???24: Movie: idk ive seen a lot of movies23: Website: one of them22: Animal: one of them21: Theme park: universal studios20: Holiday: none of them theyre all ok but ??? meh19: Sport to watch: none.18: Sport to play: idk i dont like being competitive but??????? gym class is a fun sport! :)17: Magazine: none of them16: Book: one of them15: Day of the week: wednesday sounds like a good day. maybe sundays. 14: Beach: what13: Concert attended: frankly the only concerts i’ve been to are my own12: Thing to cook: probably ramen11: Food: cheeseballs??????? burger king milkshake, a drink?10: Restaurant: buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrger kiiiiiiiiiiing?9: Radio station: 101.9 kelo eff emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8: Yankee candle scent: what7: Perfume: what6: Flower: what5: Color: red or purple4: Talk show host: wha

3: Comedian: i duno2: Dog breed: one of them1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  yeah i tried but i kinda gave up slightly after i came back from a graduation party though i also kind of gave up from the start so