Howdy Snartner
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I may be the snudge (snail judge) but I will commit snrimes (snail crimes) so don't test me
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Glossery:
snights (snail fights), Snod (snail god), snury (snail jury), Snoverlord (snail overlord), Snammander (snail commander), Sneneral (snail general)
the rest are pretty obvious i think
@d3epfriedangels
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Dear everyone: I have a wonderful mother, who I celebrate and love today, but if you don’t have a good relationship with yours I’m your mom now. I accept you as you are. I love when you ramble about what you love, tell me more. I think you’re doing amazing, sweetie.
You’re right, they shouldn’t treat you like that. How can I help, right here right now? You absolutely got this. Yes, you’ve absolutely got this, but you don’t have to get it *alone*.
Let me make you something to eat, it’s hard to think without fuel.
Drink water.
I love you.
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hey
this is my bi annual tumblr check in, i cannot find anything anymore and this format is confusing. my age is showing , i can no longer adapt to the new forms social media takes.
some updates from me!
am 24
finished my last quarter of school (have not received my degree bc i never finished the last class of that quarter... still need to figure that out lmao)
got a hognose snake! and another, and another.... i have ten snakes and counting. (i am hoping to hatch my own baby snakes next year!!!)
still working at the bird store, took home a bird for the first time in the 7 years ive been there
oh i moved out of my parents place like 1.5 yrs ago, idk if i mentioned that ever
i have fallen headfirst into dnd actualplay content (and actually logged on here to find dimension 20 fanart huh what i didnt say anything (if you know good acofaf content pls show me) )
i miss a lot of you!! if youre still around and remember me, send me a message ^^
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hes enjoying some
*~*~snontent*~*
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I seriously want to know why there was such a snenaissance this year. anyone who was around 2021 and earlier have any clue why??
I just kind of snuck in gradually, bit of snontent here and there in 2021 but 2022 was def when I really went from miscellaneous, partially abandoned tumblr blog to Snape blog (see my year in review: 1,810 posts this year v 29 posts last year)
but I’m not sure there was really anything that prompted it? like I just started thinking about my fic idea again maybe autumn 2021 and spent a few months casually Snapeing, then once I started writing in late Dec 2021 I went into full-on Snapedom mode
but I know I’m not the only one, @sevsnapes and @severusish both appeared around December last year too 🤔
I’m so glad we’re all here but honestly where tf did we all come from??
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@superbeans89 submitted: Just some snails having a nice lunch
Ohhh yeah this is the snail content (snontent) I need!!!
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either tumblr glitched or i was so tired i posted the tiny snail twice but that's just bonus snontent for u all
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“👁👄👁”
[id: a close up of Hazelnut Cappuccino, a Banana Mohave Bumblebee ball python]
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Snutuals (snail mutuals) my beloveds
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Gotta make clear that if i see any of you supporting SLUGS instead of your fellow snitizens (snail citizens) ... as Snammander (snail commander) ITS ON SIGHT
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some snontent bc i dont think ive posted He to tumblr… this is sergio he’s a 6(?)yo blood red(?) stripe corn snake and an incredible lad
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Hey yeah uhhhhhhh we’ve taken your boyfriend privileges away from you. No, no, this is neither a kidnapping nor a bit, you’ve just been really mean to him lately and as his friends we won’t stand for that. Yeah, yeah it was putting him in the pinko machine like a h- Yup, that’s what did it. Anyway come back with a written apology and we can give it to him, it’ll be up to him to accept it because he does have free will and a life outside of- Oh, you didn’t- You didn’t know that? Huh, no, yeah, that just explains a lot.
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