S CREAMS AND SETS YOU ON FIRE okay robbie is about to start YAPPING

okay so i found this funny video of micheal cusack from 10 years ago yapping about how he loves corn flakes. (it's .... on youtube okay. just search up 'i love cornflakes' and click the one with micheal cusack) UM THAT VIDEO MADE ME THINK..... LIKE....... PIM BEING ALL GOOEY AND LOVEY DOVEY WHILE HE'S DRUNK.

(/nf if you don't want to do that!!!! i understand completley:3)

I JUST WATCHED THE VID AND IM GIGGLIMG SO MUCH, AUSSIE ACCENTS ARE SO FUNNY

Now I’m rewatching smiling friends again in anticipation for the new season!!!!

Drunk Pim x reader

Pim strikes me as someone who doesn’t drink often, definitely drinks on special occasions! He just always gets embarrassed the next morning

You’ve never seen Pim drunk, and when you asked Pim why he just said he gets wild you didn’t by it so you tried to ask Charlie. when you tried to ask Charlie though, he just started laughing

So it wasnt until a Christmas party at Charlie’s did you understand what he meant by ‘wild’ and oh boy was it hilarious

You thought he was a ray of sunshine before, he wasn’t just a ray, he was a flaming ball of love to everything he saw

Pim kept calling you sweet pet names and you’d catch him just staring at you with the biggest sparkly eyes. When you asked him what he was doing he’d just hic out “you’re so beautiful a-and amazing!”

He started crying because he thought Charlie’s decorations were so pretty and he was so proud of him for getting into the spirit of Christmas

Have you seen the tiktok of the boy who was leading the prayer at thanksgiving and wouldn’t stop crying cause he was just so full of thankfulness and love. That was actually Pim

He made a toast and you had to drag him out cause he was so loving towards everyone and couldn’t stop the word vomit of admiration and joy

It was really sweet and you had to try not to bust out laughing at his sad little face that was so full of love and joy. After dinner and he finally relaxed he just literally clung to your shirt, like literally clung to it

He left to go use the bathroom and when he came back he forgot who you were and bro was SMITTENED. You’d think he met a real life god(ess) he was so in love again

Pim drunkenly asked Charlie to introduce you to him and when Charlie was obviously like “tf??” He began practically begged Charlie

So that’s why a snickering Charlie walked up to you and introduced you to your own boyfriend. Which was, hilarious and very confusing. You and Pim did have a very lovely ‘first meeting’.

“S-s-so do you have a b-b-boyfriend?” “You’re actually never going to believe this.” Let’s just say he was SHOCKED. You gave him a peck on the cheek and he just stared at you open mouth and eyes, you heard Charlie loosing his shit in the background.

You had to carry Pim home, and his face the next day when you told him everything was priceless. He was so flustered and embarrassed. This is why he doesn’t drink

wassup everyone! welcome to smiling confessions :-) this is a confession (also headcanons) blog for the show smiling friends! you can call me Junky!

TAGS FOR NSFW ANONS/ASKS: $miling fr1ends , p1m , charl1e , a11an , g1ep, nsfl

THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE CONFESSED/SUBMITTED:

anything bigoted or hateful!

extremely graphic depictions of violence, s/lf harm, etc!

just don’t be a weirdo dickhead for no reason tbh!

THINGS ALLOWED TO BE CONFESSED/SUBMITTED:

your personal headcanons

nsfw! (don’t be too extremely graphic)

x reader posts!

any sort of art!

just the normal confession stuff u already know!

thank you for reading! enjoy your time here :-)

Ok,,hear me out,,poly yanderes Pim and Charlie,, maybe they met you on a job as the person who needed help and Pim can't believe someone as lovely as you was so sad!! Dude because absolutely obsessed with making sure your happy and taken care off. Charlie feels like he'd be a more reluctant yandere at first, and after he falls for the darling he'd still be pretty chill. (I haven't watched the show in full, so I apologize if this isn't in character ^^)

DNFNDDNDNDJ Anon aaaaaaaaa I loved this ask so much, I HAD to write for it aaaaa

It's not exactly the same, but I hope you like it! c:

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Pim was crazy. He was crazy, he was crazy, he was crazy.

Okay, well, maybe crazy wasn't the best word. He was… Eccentric. He was quick to develop strong feelings for others, was incredibly affectionate, highly empathetic, and held a certain naivety for the world around him, despite his age. In fact, Charlie thought Pim was a great balance for him. Charlie didn't think himself a cynic, (more of a realist, really,) but Pim's almost constant optimism was a great pick-me-up, and besides that, he was a great friend and person. A perfect fit for the job of making people happy. Though, the guy couldn't help becoming a bit too invested in a client and their feelings. Pim could see a client's distress and become upset, himself. Charlie, however, took a more realistic, less emotional approach. Sure, it sucked when they couldn't make someone's day better, but hey, no one's perfect. For Pim, a frowning client meant a personal failure. For Charlie… Well, he tried his best, and the moment he went off the clock, he really didn't want to worry about work anymore. His Ma always said he'd be a good therapist, able to separate himself from certain people and situations so as to not dwell on them too much. That's what made the two of them such a great team.

The point was that Pim had his share of eccentricities, as did Charlie, and the yellow critter was well aware of that and accepted his friend for who he was. What Charlie did not accept was Pim projecting his shit onto him! 

The critter groaned softly as he sank onto his bed, rubbing the bridge of his snout. Freaking Pim…

Digging out his phone, Charlie squinted up at the screen as he scrolled through his friend's recent messages. A bunch of nonsense about how badly they needed you, how you deserved to be taken care of, that he knows Charlie feels the same, that they need to-

Charlie made a face, swiping away from the messages. Ugh, he didn't want to deal with this right now. He grumbled to himself as he set his alarm, placing his phone facedown on the nightstand beside him before settling in for the night. Turning over to face the wall, Charlie let his eyes fall shut as his mind began to wander. 

God, Pim had been acting so weird. Whatever the hell had come over him, Charlie prayed that it would pass. It wasn't exactly out of the ordinary for Pim to develop a crush on someone, what with the whole Shrimp and Jennifer thing, but a crush was one thing. Obsessive infatuation was on a whole different level. Charlie gritted his teeth. Ugh, whatever. Whatever! Pim could be a weirdo if he wanted, but he didn't have to drag him into it. Charlie didn't need you...

Well. Okay, maybe a little. But, you know, that's normal! Friends needed each other. They thought about each other all the time, craved each other's companionship. And hell, the three of you had hit it off so well when he and Pim first met you as their client. In fact, it was the most fun Charlie had had on a job in a long while. It was a blast hanging out with you - getting you out of the house, seeing the sights around the city, going to Daveland, shooting the shit and making each other laugh. And your smile… He loved your smile. It made his chest feel so warm and light. And, God, were there butterflies in his stomach?

… What was he saying? Oh, right. Despite making you happy in the moment, it was clear that your unhappiness hadn't stemmed from a particularly bad day, but an ongoing mental health issue - which he and Pim wanted to help with! But, they weren't exactly mental health professionals. So, Pim had set up an appointment to get you a psychiatrist (and offered to come with, in case you were especially nervous), and Charlie had recommended a few therapists in the area. Besides that, he and Pim made sure to text you often, and hang out at yours or one of their places, or around the city. You were always incredibly grateful, even stating that you didn't deserve it, but the two smiling friends were quick to dissuade those thoughts. Your friendship and knowing that they were helping someone out was gift enough.

And everything was great and fine and chill, until Pim started acting off. Like, really off. Pim never half-assed jobs! But now, all he seemed to be able to think about was getting the job done so he could get back to you. And, well… Okay, maybe that was a bit hypocritical. Charlie, on occasion, would tune out of whatever they were doing to think about you or text you or… But, hey, that was usual for him, right? Charlie usually took a backseat with clients, emotionally speaking. He wasn't usually too invested. He wasn't the one acting weird here, Pim was. Unlike his friend, Charlie hadn't changed his behavior at all, and he couldn't believe his best friend would try to convince him otherwise. Just because he daydreamt about you or constantly had you on his mind or made sure to text you consistently and got nervous if you didn't respond right away or went out of his way to go to places he knew you'd be or walked by your home before going to his own every night to make sure you were safe, it-... That. That didn't mean anything. It didn't.

He… This was so stupid. He didn't want to think about this anymore. He just wanted to go to sleep. He'd go to sleep and never, ever think about this again for forever. Or until the morning. Whichever came first. 

Just. Sleep. Just go to sleep. All he had to do was sleep. Come on. The critter let out a frustrated growl as he clenched his eyes shut, closed eyes boring deeply into the darkness that made up his vision. He focused so intensely that colors began to pop up within the blackness, swirling in asymmetrical patterns across his vision. 

Charlie sighed deeply, body shuddering as he did. Freaking Pim, this was all his fault. Making him paranoid about you. Was this his plan or something? To try to reverse-psychology his way into convincing Charlie to not go for you-

Wait, no. No. Where did that thought come from? He… Charlie didn't like you like that.

… Or did he?

And when Pim sent those messages, it made it sound like… Like he wanted the both of them to share you, take care of you, to make you happy. Butterflies fluttered in Charlie's stomach again, and underneath his fur, his face burned.

God, what a mess. He was too tired for this. Too tired to deal with this and having to get up early in the morning. He just wanted to sleep, but you and Pim haunted his thoughts.

Charlie let his whole body go loose. Fine. Maybe… Maybe Pim was right. His brain could think up whatever weird bullshit it wanted, just let him sleep and he'll deal with the ramifications in the morning. He didn't care.

He imagined… You. Lying prone on under his covers, Charlie felt his fingers twitch, itching to reach out and touch you. So, in his mind, he did. He was a big guy, and despite not being particularly affectionate, he'd been told he gives great hugs. Would you think so, too? Did you imagine what it would be like in his hold? His body so close it was like you were melding together, the shapes of your body fitting together perfectly. 

And you'd be… Maybe on a picnic? Or having fun at Daveland? Some sort of fancy restaurant that he couldn't actually afford? Nah, Charlie didn't really need anything fancy to be with the person he loved. The… The people he loved. You and he and Pim, chilling at his place. It'd be late at night. He'd put a movie in that you'd already seen before like a million times, but you still loved watching it. You in his lap, using him as a pillow as you laid back, and Pim able to sit in your lap thanks to his small stature.

You'd eat comfort food and snacks together, repeating the lines you'd memorized by heart and cracking jokes and making each other laugh. You might not even make it through the entire movie. Charlie figured he wouldn't. He'd feel… So warm. So nice and warm and safe and… Complete. Holding the two of you, the two people he loved most in the world, falling asleep with the feel of you and Pim close to his heart.

And then Charlie shot up, morning light flitting in through slightly parted curtains as he alarmed blared loudly next to him. Turning, he fumbled with his phone before finally dismissing the alarm and plunging the room back into silence.

God, morning already?

Charlie groaned, rubbing the sleepiness from his face with both of his hands, fingers brushing against his snout. Sighing heavily, Charlie squinted down at his phone, eyes burning at the sudden light. He managed to open his messages - two recent ones. A good morning text from you, and one from Pim. The critter's heart fluttered, from affection and anxiety.

Charlie bit his lip, before shaking his head and begrudgingly getting out of bed, away from the warmth and comfort of the blankets and his fantasies.

Mornin', Charlie! I hope you thought over what I said yesterday. I'll see you later!

Pim… Pim had been right. He did need you. He wanted to be with you. He wanted to take care of you. They both did.

But, that didn't mean Pim wasn't crazy. It just meant they both were.

Pim headcanons

Pim with his partner headcanons

Pim + Charlie x Reader who wants to get to know them better

Reader who has come from Frowning Friends to Smiling Friends

Pim x Insecure! Reader

Pim Dies and Doesn't Come Back

Collecting sticks with Pim

Pim x Reader who tries their best not to smile

Smiling Friends Nicknames for Reader

(Fluff Alphabet) B, C, F, H, Y for Charlie

Pim comforting Reader while they're on their period

(Yandere Alphabet) C, O, P, T, Y for Pim and Charlie

Pim and Charlie as dads Headcanons

How the Smiling Friends react when the Reader gets lost

Pim and Charlie with a Sweet Receptionist! Reader

HAIII if u don’t mind!! could you write pim x reader headcanons, where reader acts all edgy and stoic and stuff like that. they’re kind of act like a “bad boy”. But then it all just breaks the moment they see a kid or somethin,,

(ex: pim and reader r doing something and then reader hears a kid crying and they immediately like perk up and try to help the kid or something and they get all soft and sweet..)

TYSMMM i luv ur works a lot they’re always so good <333

Oh, I do have a mind! It’s in me noggin :33

Pim x bad boy reader

Very intimidated by you at first, especially with your cool personally he was scared you would think he was a total tool

But he was pleasantly surprised when you actually picked HIM up, he’s so use to being the one the initiate conversation he’s surprised you kinda just. Yoinked him like a cat by the scruff

He’s still intimidated by your total coolness and how scary you can look but he’s gotten use to it. Still tries to put a smile on your face and blushes every time you give him a sly smirk

Even though you scared every other adult you come across there was one thing that melted your heart, children

It was like you had a natural instinct for kids, no matter what you could easily soothe a kid. Calming them down with ease! They also seemed to know that you were the guy to go to for help

The first time Pim saw you like this he was so shocked, you two were walking and the park and he just saw your face light up in pure amusement seeing a kid try and jump on a swing but being too short for the tall swings. It was rather silly

Then the kid seemed to lock onto you, telepathically asking for you help which you happily obliged. Gently helping the kid onto the swing

When you got back and you saw Pim’s face you blushed embarrassed but Pim tried to make you feel better saying it was just cute! It didn’t make you feel better.

He coos at you saying how good you are with kids! How dashing it was to see you be so gentle! It was a little embarrassing but sweeet

Pim then noticed whenever a kid cried you seemed to automatically go help. The big scary punk cooing at a crying a child who lost their mommy

This just gives Pim baby fever if I’m being honest. He’s so excited to be a daddy with you, Pim can’t wait to raise some epic ass babies with an equally cool parent and a little less cool, but still totally hip and cool dad!

Charlie and/or Pim x ticklish!reader? Or ticklish Charlie/Pim x reader? (Or both? :))) )

I am severely ticklish, but I also get very very aggressive. Like legit violent

Tickling head canons for Charlie and Pim

Charlie dompler

Charlie does it to be a dick ngl, you two are sitting down and he just reaches over and wiggles his fingers on your side and you jump and gravel on the floor like a fish

He laughs every time, it’s his favorite thing. Watching you freak your shit after he just brushed your neck never fails to put a evil smile on his face

It is a rare thing though, which makes it worse. You forget and feel completely safe, just walking down the street with him and then he brushes your ribs and you are totaled

Ya know, Charlie just doesn’t strike ya as a person who would be ticklish ngl. Like his sides, feet, neck, nothing. Try as you might nothing. You’ve tried to get him back, trying anything to take revenge, nothing 😔😔

That was until one day you accidentally brushed his knee cap and he jumps. You two just stare at each other, bewildered and amused.

Oh my god, you made him regret ever even meeting you. At any given moment you’ll tickle his knees like a silly little critter, you abuse this fact. Sometimes when you go to reach he’ll jerk his knees away from you

It becomes an all out war at home, you two wrestling on the floor trying to get the other, it’s a lot of screaming and giggling. Your neighbors think you two are, interesting to say the least

When you two play competitive videogames like smash bros or racing games, he’s low key a sore looser. So he’ll tickle your neck to distract you

Pim pimling

He loves being cutely playful with you. Pim will tickle your sides just to hear you giggle, he thinks it’s precious.

Does it very lightly, like brushing his fingers on your side and watching you try and wiggle away from him, stifling laughter makes him feel giddy.

Pim does it frequently at home, maybe when you two are with friends and he’s bored. Sitting on the couch watching a movie and he’ll blow on your neck and giggle as you jump around

When you two are cuddling though he accidentally brushes his hands against your side which makes you just. He feels so bad but it’s also really funny

Pims very ticklish, like, embarrassingly so. He’ll flail his arms every time you even graze his sides and if you have him in your grasp, Pim will wheeze laugh and start crying

He’s screaming uncle, uncle but he’s tickled you one too many times. Revenge must be had. Pim has tiny arms so he can’t exactly get you back as easily, it’s fun for him to try!

Very wiggly, when you get him. He’ll fall to the floor like a fish, it’s really cute. You feel a little evil looking at his poor face as you mercilessly tickle him, but it’s quickly forgotten when you remember all the times he’s gotten you

Pim will also blow raspberries on your tummy, not rlly tickling it’s just rlly cute. You giggle and poke his head, it’s really cute couple moments that he enjoys with you.

... PIM X STONER!READER (/nf if youre uncomfy with weed!!)

I love weed! Sometimes I get too high though and convince myself that I’m in a simulation, it’s really scary. I’m not too knowledgeable on the marijuana but ik enough :33c

Pim x stoner reader

LISTEN, LISTEN, Pim would 100% be one of those DARE kids(idk if they have an Aussie equivalent) he’d say shit like “I don’t need drugs, I’m high on life!”

But when he found out you smoked he was, conflicted. Cause you’re such a responsible and well mannered person at work, and you do THE WEED??? HUAH??

Asks you a lot of questions about it and when you started doing it, if you say anything younger than 21 his mind is blown.

When you tell him about the different strains of weed hes fascinated, there’s different kinds? And they do different things? Wait there’s a different between purple haze and purple kush?

If you offer to let him try some he’ll freak out, SMOKINGS BAD FOR YOU, IT GIVES YOU LUNG CANCER!!! Also very worried for your health too

After a lot of explaining he calms down and actually learns a lot, still probably will never try it. He doesn’t bother you about it any more though

When he actually sees you high, it’s like all the dare propaganda melts out of his ears and he realizes oh, it’s not actually a gateway drug to do heroin. We love progress!

Doesn’t like the smell so prefers you to do it either outside, use a pen, or edibles. He just cannot understand your love for the skunky smell.

Enjoys how cuddly and loving you get, if you get emotional he gets emotional. Also enjoys making you laugh, thinks it’s super cute how giggly you get.

If you like to go on walks while high he’s all for it!! You two go out and have a little adventure, he does get a little bit more protective of you since you’re ‘under the influence’

Pim pimling x Charlie dompler x age regressor (due to trauma) reader except when they age regress its not. very obvious except having the energy of a lost kid in a walmart and being semi verbal. but they like plushies and toys and trinkets even when not age regressing :-)

Of course! I remember being a kid and following any bald man I’d see thinking it was my dad. It didn’t matter race, height, or weight. If they were bald, they were my dad. Idk too much about agre so I’m sorry if it’s a little off :33

Smiling friends x agre reader

Pim pimling

It may take Pim a little bit to tell something is off. He just thinks you’re tired at first, until you have to later explain what actually happened. He’s a little freaked out since he’s never heard of this and may have a few or many questions

Pim is pretty good with kids and how to talk to kids, not so much toddlers as kids around 5-8 but he’s decent! It may take him a bit to figure out how to handle it, he kinda fears being condescending or rude but once he gets the hang of it he’s a great care taker

Is kinda bad at telling when you’ve regressed so it may take him a minute. Asks you adult questions like about your guy’s lease or taxes and you just stare at him (Ô . Ō) and then he’s like “oh whoops”

Actually finds being a care taker kind of fun. Making sure you eat, drink water, do basic hygiene tasks. Just so you don’t break down and you can function.

He loves childish things too, like Disney movies, stuffed animals, just very happy and cheery! He’ll play with your stuffed animals with you, read to you, or just sit on the couch and watch movies with you

Pim buys you a new stuffed animal or toy at least once a week. Anything cute or soft looking he just thinks of you and thinks you’d like it, and you do. You may be a bit spoiled, but it makes you happy so he doesn’t mind!

Charlie Dompler

Tw: very brief talk of kink

He’s been on the internet, he’s def heard of it and at first he thought it was a kink thing, like many people. You had to explain NO it’s NOT sexual and it’s a COPING MECHANISM. He’s really glad you explained how it actually works, cause he was a little frightened.

Charlie has no idea what he’s doing at first, Charlie is very aware of his surroundings and you at all times. So he notices something is off he just couldn’t figure out what. When you just stare at him with the lost look in your eyes, it just kinda clicks, then he has no idea what to do from there

Finds your face to be funny, takes pictures of you a lot at .5. He’ll show them to you and watch you giggle

Actually googled how to take care of an age regressor and just read off a list. He’s okay at it, he cannot relate to kids so it’s just very awkward. “So uh, you wanna, color?” “. . .” “. . .Okay nice talk” it takes him a bit to get the hang of it

He usually just tries to give you a stuffed animal out of your collection and hope for the best. Maybe put on a movie or give you his switch to play minecraft. Just something to keep you busy

You two often play board games, he actually secretly loves board games. He buys new ones to play. He absolutely kills at shoots and ladders.

Charlie has a place for you to put all of your stuffed animals and trinkets. He doesn’t like having a lot of stuff on the bed so you have to keep them there most of the time. Sometimes if you fight hard enough he’ll let you bring ONE of them with you to bed.

Does like to buy you cool trinkets for you to play with, like puzzles or just things he thinks you’d find cool. It is nice to see you playing with the things he bought you

NO LONGER ANONYMOUS ⛓️‍💥

Secretary Reader x Pim who is BAD at confessing his love. he'd see reader every day and PANIC 😁

Ooo!’ This is silly, idk what a secretary really does but ik what a club secretary does. Nvm I know what they do! Also, I’m glad you finally unmasked yourself you dastardly villain :33!!

Pim x secretary reader

When he first laid his eyes on you, it was love at first sight. The boss introduced you as the new secretary so that everyone would be able to better make arrangements and meetings

The fact he had to speak with you every day was nerve wracking, he loves seeing you but he can be a bit, awkward. Everyone notices, including you

Stutters a lot when he has to ask you about appointments, meetings, and other things. Sometimes you’ll tell him and he’ll say thnxs, and then come back later because he forgot (he was too focused on staring into your eyes, the first time)

Pim talks to Charlie about it, a LOT. Charlie tells him the same thing every time “Pim, you should NEVER date your coworker. It’s bad luck” and Pim (dis)agrees but still ends up talking to him about you non stop

When you’re in the break room on your lunch Pim tries to strike up conversation, but he ends up blabbering on and on about random stuff. Like word vomit, hopefully he doesn’t actually vomit,,,,,

Pim brings you random things, like candy, coffee, anime drawings. It’s like a bird trying to court another bird, it’s sweet

You go to Charlie about it eventually and asking him what’s up with Pim. Charlie just looks at you and you understand immediately. Kinda just nodding, it all made sense

It’s funny watching Pim try to dance around and not embarrass himself infront of you. He wants you to think he’s cool and charming and hip, but he’s just a goofy guy

Charlie and Pim x pregnanthuman!reader!!?? nf/ ofc

Idk if you mean like, polyamory or separate but I’ll go w/ separate just in case. I think it’s so funny how the internet forms its language. Using x to mean shipping and ! As a form of tagging a specific thing, so silly :33c

Pregnant!Human!reader headcanons

Pim

So excited!! He’s ALWAYS wanted to be a father, he plans everything for the kid. Kinda over plans shit and you have to step in lest you have no say in the baby stuff

Loves all the maternity things like gender reveal, baby shower, ultrasound pics. He’s so ecstatic for everything. Pim will gladly help with anything you need too!

Pim will help you with anything you need, he is on your beck and call. Need a hot bottle? got one in the micro wave, want peanut butter and onions? Disgusting! Right away. He doesn’t questions anything

Pregnancy hormones are a bitch but he’s willing to soothe you about anything. He can’t understand how hard it is, but wants to help you.

When the first kick happens he’s so excited! Asks what it feels like and is, kinda horrified, it actually feels like being punched in the stomach? That’s bananas

Shows everyone in the office the ultrasound photos, he has a picture in his wallet, he has it as his phone screen. He doesn’t care who they are they WILL see his baby.

Will gently rub your tummy when you two cuddle. He just finds it soothing. Knowing his baby is in there, and you’re right here.

Pim is truly delighted to be having a baby and he couldn’t be happier to have it with you, the love of his life. No matter what he’ll try and be a great father.

Charlie

When you first told him you were pregnant he literally said “oh, for how long” “uhh, nine months probably.” “Oh, that’s cool that’s cool.” Reality didn’t hit him yet

BUUUT when it did he freaked the fucked out, in a good way. He couldn’t believe it! You were pregnant! With his kid! That’s bonkers! He picks you up and spins you around

Charlie isn’t as on hands with the baby shit but still eager to help with planning, just tell him to do shit and he will. He also tries to make it to every doctor appointment just to be with you

When they found the first signs of a heart beat he started to tear up, it was so real for him. He never felt more happy than that moment just to be with you and his child

Loves putting his hand on your stomach, kinda a like a way to say “that’s MY baby, and MY partner.” It’s a subconscious thing to him tbh, just does it out of instinct

He likes to talk to your belly, especially during the later stages of pregnancy. He pretends he’s talking to the baby to make you laugh.

He keeps joking that you two should set off a missile for your gender reveal. Maybe go higher than California and destroy the moon. For funsies :33c

He never realized how excited he’d be to be a father and is really happy to be there for you, when ever you need him

The people yearn for pim headcanons

Micheal stated that Pim's kisses feel like "milk and honey" and "gumdrops and lollis"

How often and when would pim kiss reader:3c

That’s such important information silly, you have no idea. The dude looks like a little lollipop or gum drop. Do you think if you licked him he’d get sticky?

Also this started off as a simple answer but I just kept writing man.

Pim kissing headcanons!!

But to answer your question often, as often as he can. Most of the time it’s short pecks lest he risks throwing up in your mouth. But he likes to kiss your cheeks specially.

Too bad he’s so short, maybe just crouch down to give him some help please, :((

Although he’s really bashful and shy so it may take a while til he’s comfortable showing any affection, you’re just so pretty and he doesn’t want to puke on you

He has, multiple times. It’s kinda gross

If you two are just sitting he’ll give your cheek a little bashful peck on the forehead or cheek.

I feel like he uses chapsticks and moisturizer so his lips are pretty soft, it feels nice on your skin and lips.

Loves using flavored chapsticks, has a whole collection of different flavors!

Now, if you kiss him then oh, golly! He’s just a blushing mess. Pleases pepper this man’s face with kisses, he’ll die a happy man

If you wear lipstick and give this man a kiss that transfers it, he’ll just stare at it for a while. It’s so pretty! And you made it!

pim x Charlie x human fursuiter reader? reader goes to furcons and stuff.. has never made fursuits for critters before but wants to make one for both pim and Charlie Really Bad . probably draws them as furries too tbh

My friend keeps calling me a furry. I do want a fur suit one day, I might make my own. Also how you write this leads me to believe you want them in a poly relationship. I can always re-write it to be separate, but I think I have reading comprehension skills >:]]

Pim x Charlie x furry!reader

Pim knows NOTHING about furries, tbh I don’t think this guy even knows what Twitter is. Charlie on the other hand, he’s seen furries. Of course he has, he’s been on Twitter. So you and Charlie need to have a sit down w/ Pim and explain to him what furries are,,,, and Twitter.

Pim actually finds furries rlly cool!! He loves the cartoony style ones and the realistic ones look really cool! Although his all time favorite are kemono, the ones with the big eyes he’s always been a secret weeb. Now Charlie prefers the realistic ones but he doesn’t rlly mind any of them

Charlie and Pim would love to go to a con w/ you!! Charlie might be reluctant though, it’s a lot of people and a lot of sweaty stinky ppl but it’s easy to convince him. Pims all for it, except maybe the artist alley. You three avoid that alley for Pim’s sake, he gets flustered easily

Pim would gawk at everyone’s really cool fur suits!! He loves the vibrant and happy vibes and the creativity astounds him! He’d ask ppl if he could take pictures of them, got lots of pictures in general.

Charlie looks at all the art works, might actually recognize a few. Honestly just kinda sticks to you and admires all of the suits. He’s just kinda there, keeps you company at least and he doesn’t complain. Just happy to spend time with you.

Now if you made them fur suits, Pim would be so honored. You took, your time, to make him something YOU LIKE, HE MIGHT CRY. He doesn’t care if it looks like scarp fabric sewed into a wolf mask he’s going to wear it. He loves the paws too, thinks they’re really cute

Charlie would be touched too but, less enthusiastic. Probably wouldn’t wear it but would actually maybe mount the head onto his wall as a decoration. He’d maybe wear the head to a furcon if you wanted him to. Other than that it’s his special decoration.

You might turn Pim into a furry tbh, if you just teach him how to draw animal heads you two could draw furries together for fun!! Make Charlie pose for you as a model, before turning him into a wolf man.

Pim keeps all of your drawings of him, you, and Charlie in a special box. Sometimes he’ll pull it out to see how much progress you two have made. It’s sweet and he gets very sappy

can i get a pim x transmasc!reader that's him trying to cheer you up from your transphobic family :( /nf

That’s sad, I’m sorry you’re going through it dawg. It’s hard living in a place where you feel like you have no support.

Pim x trans masc reader

Pim is really gender affirming, kinda to the point where it’s a little cringe but we love him for it

If you’re feeling dysphoric where you just don’t look right Pim will remind you no matter how you look, you’re identity is who you are at your core.

He’s really sad to see your family be so negative towards you, it’s weirding seeing such a great person come from a not so great source. It’s fine you two can be a family now :))!

Pim will do his best to defend you while still trying to be nice to your family, some battles you just cannot win so his first priority is getting you tf outta there.

If your family tries to contact you he very politely tells them to go away pretty please! And doesn’t let them near you unless you say it’s okay.

Likes to suggest different ‘masculine’ things for you two to do, like hiking, sports, maybe, maybe an adventure, in the magical, forest, that’s pretty manly, being an awesome adventurer :)))!!!

Or honestly just doing whatever you want to feel more better and get your mind off of things, like maybe, the enchanted forest?

But if you don’t want to go to the enchanted forest and you just want to sit and talk he’s happy to listen. He’ll try and be supportive, he understands not being enough

His parents also had many problems with him and his life choices, they may not have the same effect as yours but he can understand it in a way. Not living up to expectations of what you were meant to be

It’s hard man, he tries to have a positive outlook on it though! It’ll get better he just knows it

And he’s right, it will get better

Guilt

Pim x reader

Warnings: angst, reader has like major problems, mentions of traum, shitty families, ptsd, past bad relationships, lol sorry, comfort at the end

Sorry I haven’t published in like 3 days and I come back w/ this, more stuff tomorrow lol

You and Pim were sitting on a bench, it was, awkward to say the least. You had just broken up with him. Neither of you wanted to leave but you knew you had to go. It made you sick, you had to do it though. The thought of staying with Pim, the only man who could adore you in a way you never deserved, disturbed you. Every time he handed you vibrant colorful flowers and said some cheesy line about how they were almost as beautiful as you, it made your heart flutter til you felt sick to your stomach. He’d lay in your lap and relaying his entire day with enthusiasm and passion, he never failed to make you laugh. He’d stroke your hair while you cried, sing you songs to make you feel better. That’s why you had to leave him. You were a broken person by heart, by soul you were damaged. Pim didn’t deserve someone’s damaged property.

“I, I just don’t understand. D-did I do something wrong?” He stammered, still trying to wrap his head around your words.

Your eyes were too heavy to try and look him into the eyes. You studied the ground. His words made you sad, guilty. It was him in a way, but mostly it was you. So cliche to say, but it’s true. You were the problem, damaged and guilty. For a while you thought you could keep the facade of being a normal person, that’s what Pim deserved. Not you, anything but you. You could hear Pim’s sniffles and see tears painting the concrete. You were silent through it all.

“It’s not you Pim, you’re amazing. That’s the problem, I’m the problem. I know you think you could help me but, I’m too accustomed to this. I’m a self destructive machine and I don’t think I can change.” Your throat was closing up, it was so hard trying to keep a cool calm face. “You don’t deserve that. It hurts now but once you meet someone better, I’ll be a memory.” You reasoned, you heard Pim began to cry harder, his whimpers piercing your ears. You could feel his eyes burrowing into you.

It was a beautiful day, alone and secluded it made the situation that much more jarring. The vibrant flowers looked dull as Pim sputtered and cried. You choked back all your tears as you tried to not look him in the eyes. Pim had tried to help you, tried to understand your background. He knew your history but you hid from him the aftermath, what it made you. Anger and apathy were things you were familiar with and he was so sweet to you. It’s all so unfamiliar to you. You’d think about all of your other relationships where they’d leave you crying and alone after all the awful moments. Pim could never left you alone when you were sad, he’d lay his head on your arm and you two would talk he’d coo and caress you and you knew you were guilty. He made you feel guilty, knowing you wanted him to hurt you made you feel guilty. You missed the pain of yearning for someone to be better for you. You had no clue why, but you missed that suffering. Was it the familiarity, of wanting comfort as a child and never receiving. It was an addiction to you, and Pim couldn’t supply that addiction. He never made you second guess if he loved you, he never pressured nor hurt you. Which made you feel guilty, when he would sweetly apologize and reason with you it made you sick. You wished he’d just hurt you, then you wouldn’t have to feel so guilty. You knew it was wrong, to want him to hurt you. Of course you’d never force him to, never. He was too gentle and kind. Someone else deserved this kindness. His gentle touched made your skin crawl. When you’d have panic attacks he’d stay with you. Comfort your crying soul. It made you feel guilty, he shouldn’t have to deal with this. You were broken by nature, it was what you were use to.

“We can talk about this, you’re not some robot you’re a person. I can help you just, please listen.” He begged, Pim was sobbing now and you were the cause of it all.

You snapped at him “Pim, you can’t fix me. You can’t just fix everyone you think you love. You don’t love me, you love the person I created because I was scared. Scared you’d think im a fuckin animal and I am, boohoo. Jesus Christ, you give me too much credit. I’m sorry but, I’ll hurt you, again and again, and I won’t care after.” Your voice cracked at the end and you felt weak. Glaring at the floor you listened to Pim’s sniffles.

You hid behind a porcelain mask of your own making. A perfect, pretty person, you were outgoing, shining with warmth and grace. You were gentle and kind. That’s how he saw you, that’s the mask you put up. Your mask would crack one day, and he’d know you were a degenerate, fear was your making. It was your life blood, he thought he could understand but it wasn’t his place to. He wouldn’t give up on you so you had to push him away.

“You’re an idiot you fucking know that, you’re a sniveling naive idiot. By god, no wonder I’m the only person who’d touch you. Clingy ass 30 year old virgin.” You sneered, rubbing salt into his wounds. Pushing him away only further, Pim could see the tears in your eyes though even as you tried to look away.

Part of Pim was guilty too. Your meeting wasn’t the most, traditional. He met you as a client, your life was in shambles. You were depressed and a shut in unable to think straight after your last boyfriend wrecked your mental psyche so much you thought it was over. He had taken everything from you and Pim was obligated to help you. When he first laid his eyes on you, you looked like a fallen monarch. The aura you had was mysterious and haunting. It left Pim breathless, your face looked so gentle yet so damaged. Your friends thought that maybe they could help you smile again. It wasn’t easy, but Pim didn’t stop until you were able to laugh again. He remembers the sound, it’s what helped calmed him down when he was his most frustrated. He didn’t understand why someone could hurt something so beautiful. Pim tried to understand you, your life was a train wreck. You were always so positive though. Every time you’d recount a horrific memory, you had a smile on your face. It was so matter of fact Pim almost believed it wasn’t that bad. It was bad though, it was really bad he’d comfort you every time you had a panic attack or meltdown. He heard you on the phone late one night, you were mumbling and growling at the other person. Until you weren’t, and you began to scream obscenities and curses. Like a possessed chimp you stomped and cursed, kicking furniture. He felt his heart stop on a dime when his eyes laid upon your face. Tight and scorching, an animal had more humanity than you in that moment. The first time he ever say you without the beautiful porcelain mask. He was afraid, petrified. Never had the guts to bring it up to you, even though you both knew he heard. You both acted like nothing happened, the only clue was how your neighbors asked Pim if you had another family call with your dad that night. He thought he could help you, but you feared he bit off more than he could chew. He couldn’t save you from himself.

With nothing left to say, you scoffed and began to walk away. For the first time you had the guts to walk away, scared of the unfamiliar. It was from the only guy who even liked you, something so foreign you had to run. The sun shined bright on you, it made your body warm and lifeless. You felt like you were walking on air, like you could jump into the sky and never returned. Pim would fine someone else, someone better. That’s what he deserved, you’d be a memory and he could have the family he needed. You two were similar in that way, coming from broken homes. You two had such chaotic and hazardous homes yet, he was amazing. It made you feel worthless, while he was the embodiment of goodness and love you were a self destructive time bomb. Ready to tick and blow up anyone who loved you. Ready to see the disappointment in their eyes when they finally realize you weren’t getting better. No matter how much you desperately wanted to, you had no idea what a life without misery would be like. You carried your shame, horror, and guilt like a badge of honor. What if you were able to let go? What if you finally accepted someone loved you and he wasn’t secretly lying. You were praised for being independent, being easy and simple. That’s what every guy thought you were, except him. He could see your tears for what they were and he didn’t care. You felt guilty.

As you toed the edge of the parks limits. The point of no return, you stopped. Wanting nothing more than to run back and go hug Pim. Tell him it was an awful joke and how you were only kidding. He’d laugh and you’d laugh and you could keep the facade on for a year or two. You wanted to look back and see Pim waiting for you, waiting for you to change your mind like the fool you are. Tears fell from your eyes, clenching your fists until you felt your fingers break your skin. Gritting your teeth was something you always had to do, out of fear. You fell in love with war, you never left the battle field even after everyone else. You’d visit every time and remind yourself that your life wasn’t meant to be happy. It was something reminded to you time and time again. You left, wanting your last imagine of Pim to be his smiling happy face. You didn’t look him in the eyes once.

(Happy ending?? I hate sad shit :33)

You laid in your bed rotting away, calling out sick for work. You didn’t have any motive to move or do anything. Only getting up to use the bathroom and drink water. You felt pathetic, only able to roll around like a pig. Not even able to use your phone you’d just stare at the wall. That’s when your eyes locked on a picture Pim took of you two; you told him how much you loved Polaroid pictures and he went out and bought one to take pictures of you. Suddenly a wild thought went through your head. What if you could get better? What if Pim was right, you weren’t a robot. Maybe you had been looking at everything wrong, you were unfixable because you weren’t a robot. There was no one thing fix all solution for you. You laughed, what a stupid thought. It was almost worth a shot, almost. Suddenly there was a quick knock on your door. You groaned getting up, stretching your body you forced yourself to go see who it was. Your heart sank, it was Pim.

You sighed and unlocked the door, your face was as cold as when you first met him. He smiled at you awkwardly, holding a small box.

“I-I came to return some of your things from my house.” He stammered, holding the box up to you. You couldn’t help but smile. Grabbing the box from him.

“Thanks Pim, if you want to, you can look through my apartment for stuff you need to grab.” You offered, trying anything to keep him close to you for as long as you could to. It worked, he noticeably perked up.

Walking in he looked around your apartment, it was a little messy but it’s been a day since you broke it off. Pim slowly began to grab a few of his things, toothbrush, coffee mugs, replaceables. You tiredly laid back on your bed watching him walk around your apartment. That’s when your stomach growled loudly, making both of your cringe at the sound.

“H-have you eaten anything today?” Pim questioned, disturbed.

You shrugged, looking away from him.

“Do you want me to make you something? That sounded awful” He offered.

“You don’t have to take care of me Pim, I ain’t your responsibility anymore.” You rolled your eyes. Curling on the bed, tightly squeezing a pillow in your arms.

He sighed, sitting on the bed next to you. You two sat there for a minute in silence.

“You know, it wasn’t one sided. You cared for me as much as I cared for you. You were never a, burden.” He informed, trying to sound preppy. You looked at him confused and he continued.

“I know you think you’re some absolute mess, but you’re also the most passionate and honest person I’ve met. I wished you showed me that more often. I-I remember all the times you’d speak out for me, unapologetically you’d always could be assertive with people. Yet when you looked at me it was always love. It made me feel, seen and heard. Even if you think your emotions aren’t, good. I think they’re something beautiful, if not scary.“ he explained. Looking down at the bed sheets Pim could hear soft sniffles from you.

You were crying into the pillow, it was actually rare for Pim to see you cry. It was so taxing though, crying infront of someone he could feel it. So all he could do was gently stroke your hair, you weren’t fixable but he didn’t care. He knew you could be better, deep down you wanted to be better and Pim was ready to help you.

Water Nymph!Pim x Reader

According to google Nymphs are female forest creatures. I don’t care much about accurate fantasy though so. :33

Water Nymph Pim x reader

You were exploring deep into the scary woods, which weren’t all that scary if you had a marker. Walking around looking for things to grab you see a small river area.

Walking closer you notice a man in the midst of vines. Hearing you before you saw him he waved at you excitedly, hoping to catch your attention.

Wondering closer you sat on the river bank and asks him who he was, that’s how you met Pim Pimling! Just as you got closer you noticed his strange features, find and scales. Looking below you saw his webbed hands and feet

Pim explained that he was a water nymph. Able to control anything in the river and what it’s connected to. Growing you a Lilly pad

Talking with him for hours time flew by like a breeze. You two shared tales, stories, jokes. It felt like you two met before, ‘maybe in another life’ he told you.

As the sun set you said your goodbyes, promising to meet with him tomorrow. Parting ways you would meet another day.

Pim loved making you beautiful bouquets of water flowers, Lillys upon lotus. Wrapped in algae for you. It was a sopping wet mess of beauty.

Can be very playful too, splashing you gently with water. Often having splash fights, he never lets you get into the river though. It’s too dangerous for a simple human/critter. You’ll get swept away!

Although if you ask him enough he’ll slow down the current so you can swim with him. It’s nice on a hot summer day to just play in the river

Loves teaching you about the nature surrounding you two. Knows everything about plants and animals. Let you hold a baby bird once too.

Really good with animals, you call him Snow White. Even though he doesn’t really know what you mean he laughs along with your jokes. No matter the species, he loves it. Even fish!

Is fascinated by your human culture, he eats up every bit of information excitedly. It’s a bit like Ariel but he’s just too nervous to try and see it. He loves your stories though

The first time you touched his skin, it was, amazing. His skin was soft and cold, you could feel each tiny scale under your finger tips. It was magical! He liked your hands, they were dry and warm

reader who has really bad insomnia x pim perhaps....... I am once again requesting . I love silly pink frog guy!

Welcome back! Ya can’t sleep? Imagine that, snug in a bug as a rug is what they call me 😎😎

Pim x insomniac reader

Pim use to have really bad sleep issues, not insomnia but after he moved out of his parents house he was just lonely a lot of the time and couldn’t get use to the sound of silence

When you have trouble sleeping he tries to best he can, with fancy sleep tea, warm baths, sleep medication. He tries to keep the bed room to your preferred environment.

If it’s more like, mental stuff here’s here for you too! Do you want to talk about what’s keeping you up? Are you scared about something, he’ll try to make all those thoughts go away!

Before you two moved in with each other you two moved in with each other you two would have late night phone calls which would last for hours, until you heard Pim finally conk out for the night at least

You would be talking about something random until you heard soft snoring on the other end and realize Pim had fallen asleep again

But once you two moved in together he hates going to bed alone. He much prefers having you there so he just patiently waits for you to get to bed too

Pim will try his damn hardest to stay up with you, until he literally falls asleep standing. It’s absolutely heart warming but also scary to just see him, kerplunk. Thankfully he’s rlly small so you can put him to bed

Most of the time though you two are just cuddling and watching a movie and you just carry him back to bed