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em-allay · 5 months

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Oh General Gem and her army did some damage this session!

#they really went from one red to seven #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #geminitay #spoilers

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lusi-raul · 6 months

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Secret Life Session 3 Alliances (so far…)

The Gem and the Scotts

Base: Cottagecore village on Cherry forest hill

Gem

Impulse

Smajor (The smart scott this session - Gem)

The Mounders

Base: 3 mounds near the secret keeper and Joel’s fair ground on the big mound

Mumbo (The visionary - Etho)

Pearl (The Builder - Etho)

Bdubs (The Gofer - Etho)

Joel (The Muscle - Etho)

The Heart Foundation

Base: Love Island (This session’s lucky winner: Etho!)

Tango

Skizz

BigB (new recruited member)

The Besties

Base: Etho’s roofless gravel house

Etho

Cleo

The Big Dogs WOOF WOOF (furries confirmed)(New Alliance)

Base: The Big Dog House on the Big Hill (previously Jimmy’s big shack)

Martyn

Jimmy

Still Riding Solo:

Grian

Lizzie

Scar

The Yellows:

Martyn

Jimmy

Gem

Joel

Lizzie

Additional Alliances:

Secret Pupper Alliance

Cleo

Pearl

Cult of Perfectly Round Mound:

Joel (leader/founder)

Mumbo (member since session 2)

Martyn (member since session 2)

Pearl (member since session 3)

Bdubs (member since session 3)

The Task Force:

Martyn

Jimmy

Other Yellows maybe

Thoughts/Theories:

I think that Lizzie would fit right in with the besties specially with her and Cleo’s dynamic during session 1 and the hilarious moment of her attempting to make Etho and Cleo question her secret task during session 2. I know they rarely interacted this session but with Cleo and Lizzie both having this aura that intimidates people and Etho being our favorite wet cat in his weird and quirky arc, this could become a very interesting group of people to watch moving forward. Honestly if they group together they’d be this typical and iconic trio of best friends between two girls and one guy in tv shows.

Grian and Scar should join up with Jimmy and Martyn and they could upgrade the big dogs to a wolf pack. I know Scott interrupted this canon event earlier but with Grian and Martyn to babysit them its gonna be alright… I think? Also more Grian and Scar?? Yes please! Tbh it’s only a matter of time for scar to be on yellow so it’s perfect haha.

The Bog dogs might join the secret pupper patrol alliance with the invitation from pearl to also have a dog army. It’s very fitting and imagine the final battle. I feel like this season will be the one where having a dog army can really overpower a player and win the game for someone since there is no regeneration so moving forward I’ll add those who are planning to make a dog army in the list of possible winners this season. So originally I thought one of the Gem and Scotts might win this season and I still think so but I’ll add Cleo and Pearl to that. The Big Dogs too if they go through with having a dog army.

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em-allay · 5 months

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There's something poetic about how Grian was the one that told Scar Pearl was dead and that he won.

There's something poetic about how Scar's one on one with Pearl was almost a complete opposite of the one he had with Grian.

There is something poetic about how-

After Grian killed Scar in 3rd life, he said he didn't feel good and jumped off a cliff, ending his life...

...and how after killing Pearl, Scar could only laugh as he went to the Secret Keeper, turned in his task, and gained more hearts, as if they were whispering for him to live.

#as you can see im completely normal about this #<- his brain is melting i tell you #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #mcyt #mcytblr #trafficblr #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #grian #desert duo #spoilers

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em-allay · 5 months

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Damn Grian is allergic to the boogie curse, in the one session where it would have been easiest for him to get it, he still doesn’t.

We talk about curses within the life series a lot, but I swear Grian has this weird blessing since it seems like he is incapable of ever getting the boogie curse even though in the past it seemed like he was hoping he would get it at least once

#secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #grian #spoilers #theory

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em-allay · 6 months

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Scar when he’s being a menace on purpose:

Scar when he’s forced to be a menace:

#out of context spoilers for scar secret life episode #he was so sad ever time he had to follow his task #wet cat behavior #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #mcyt #mcytblr #spoilers

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em-allay · 5 months

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They may have turned Jimmy into a guardian angel, but they had forgotten how the canary curse clings to him.

Under the guidance of this new angel that flies on canary wings, Grian loses his yellow life to a single arrow.

Upon waking up to his new red life, before the angel who soars on yellow wings can find him, Grian immediately finds himself face to face with an explosion, losing over half of his red hearts.

#secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #jimmy solidarity #grian #life series #spoilers

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em-allay · 5 months

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Joel full well knowing Pearl’s task and yet choosing to purposefully guess the wrong one as a show of good faith means everything to me

#I could write a whole essay on Joel and loyalty within the life series #don’t get me started #or do #than at least I’m using my English major for something #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #Joel smallishbeans #pearlecentmoon #slsmp mounders

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em-allay · 5 months

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So far the Life Series Winners have taught me-

3rd Life: Betrayal doesn't feel good

Last Life: The Power of Friendship <3 and not letting a death game get the better of you but you still win alone

Double Life: Love is DeadTM

Limited Life: Betryal might feel good??? There are no niceties in a death match after all

Secret Life: The Power of FriendshipTM is overrated

#hope this helps 👍#secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #3rd life #last life #double life #limited life #spoilers

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em-allay · 6 months

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“No- I’m giving YOU the golden apple!”

#this joke has probably already been done but oh well #secret life smp out of context #secret life smp #slsmp #trafficblr #slsmpblr #goodtimeswithscar #grian #martyn inthelittlewood #meme #mcyt #mcytblr #spoilers

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em-allay · 6 months

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You remember how Joel killed Lizzie in Last Life and it brought her down to red?

Anyways Lizzie now has the ability to do the funniest thing right now-

#queen is ready to go on her villain arc anyways #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #spoilers #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #jizzie

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em-allay · 6 months

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Explosion (by creeper) happens

Mumbo: GRIAN! …. I don’t know why I screamed at you I’m sorry it was just natural-

#I would say explosions are in deed on brand for grian #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mumbo jumbo #grian #mcyt #mcytblr

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em-allay · 6 months

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Scar: okay Mumbo, just subtlety whisper in my ear; what can I do to make your task successful?

Mumbo (who already failed his task): BE. BETTER. AT THE GAME. SCAR. PREFERABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

#I love this interacting #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #mcyt #mcytblr #spoilers #quote

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em-allay · 5 months

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Reblog and put in the tags why they're your favorite!

#I'm just curious #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #grain #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #martyn inthelittlewood #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #spoilers #life series

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em-allay · 5 months

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Gem has maxed out her charisma stat-

- No one was mad at her for leading a zombie army last session, they even praised her for it

- Scott figured out her task and willing helped her by pricking himself on a berry bush

- She kills Pearl and now their besties

- The Scott’s let her kill both of them to bring them down to red just because she asked if she could

She’s everyone special little guy and I love to see it!

#secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #geminitay #spoilers

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em-allay · 6 months

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Scott wanting to cause some dramaTM vs the team ranchers naturally having each others backs-

FIGHT

#Jimmy really heard gossip about his rancher and just went had a civil conversation with him to sort it out #MY BELOVED #team rancher #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #scott smajor #spoilers

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em-allay · 6 months

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My favorite thing so far about secret life is when people get tasks that are so on brand for them that no one questions what their doing.

It either makes it super easy for them to get their task done, or completely impossible- and there is no in between.

#secret life smp #slsmp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #life series #@ Lizzie not getting her task done since no one questioned her #and bdubs telling long winded stories without any purpose #and Joel starting cult- that was easiest thing for him

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