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lazyblogposter · 6 months

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Still trying to get used to drawing Betrayus but here's his highness with a even more dramatic headmaster

#dont look at the hand #i hate drawing his hair #but god hes so slay #idk but hed rock heels #slay your highness #i have to get used to drawing his bottom half #aughbnn #a design so simple yet so complex #hhhhhh #my art #max talks #lord Betrayus #pmatga #Monokuma

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doreensladle · 4 months

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i love her

#dimension 20 #siobhan thompson #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fh junior year #d20 fhjy #fhjy #okay comedy queen #but HER OUTFIT #fashion icon #she slayed your honor

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thepoisonroom · 5 months

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i know modern dating is a hell because i once went on a date with this lady and when we were about to kiss i pulled back and went "oh sorry i thought we were a vase for a second" and she didn't like that in the least

#i was out there wasting my best material on audiences who were giving me nothing #personal nonsense #i do think my girlfriend gives me credit for being funny when even when i am being earnest which makes me feel very charming #she works in law and when we met i was like oh can i ask you a work-related question #and she was like big sigh assuming i was going to ask for legal advice #and i was like sorry but where do you buy your suits? and she did a very friendly laugh that made me feel super at ease #she was also very nice about it when i got too high and was telling her it makes me anxious that #i can't tell if zoomers who say slay a lot are gay or just very logged on #she was like 'oh i'm sorry for laughing you're just being very darling' and i was like 🥺🥺🥺#sorry for girlfriendposting so much she's just the best partner i've ever been with!

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amelia-mariee · 1 year

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SPOILERS FOR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL.3:

Seeing the damage that Rocket did to the high evolutionary's face was the best part of that entire movie.

#we think we've seen rocket try to hurt people but now we know that if he really wanted to he could tear your face apart #i was like yes rocket slay #get revenge for lylla and teefs and floor #guardians of the galaxy 3 #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotg vol 3 #rocket raccoon #lylla otter #vol 3 spoilers #high evolutionary

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inkyquince · 4 months

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Nothing is worse than if I come across an excellent summarised fic with sexy ass tags and then the first line is a clunky, grammatically off sentence that we're taught in high school on how to avoid

#i know i know im picky #but in my defence they used the word cold twice in a sentence and it was so clunky #its just a turn off #ive become too much of an asshole #but if both my high school english and my masters tutor would throw it out for the same reason dear god #it wasnt a dol fic or anything dw #this isnt a bitchy side comment about any fics from my beloved mutuals #dol has oretty well written fics ngl #slay you lil perverts #but it was an arkham knights fic and i immediately turned around and left after the first sentence #like cmon dog #reread your first draft and unfuck it #quinceyeasyspeaky

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queen-of-weird-girl-nation · 2 months

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If anyone insults apple white in from my of me they get (redacted bc I’m trying to lose the violence)

#i love her your honor #burnt out gifted kid #slaying all day #apple white #ever after high

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famderfries · 2 years

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Ok but the scene where The ball shoots Biz's fuckin fingers off??? underrated

#calling him the ball to differentiate the names mofe lmao #not just Biz neg but like #'Im gonna give you a full 20 seconds to tell me where those girls went and this time Ill blow your fucking head off.' SLAY #Shooting the finger was so wuick too there was no hesitation #apollo says stuff #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high freshman year #fantasy high #riz gukgak #riz fantasy high #biz glitterdew #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan

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alchemiclee · 7 months

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been looking in tags for a few days now to see if anyone else found the whole high cloud quintet and related story to be a bit.....poorly written, nonsensical, contradictory, full of plot holes and loose ends, etc. apparently i'm not the only one. (and i'm not even talking about shipping stuff, because any time I saw someone mad about bad writing, someone always replies to be homophobic and laugh about failed ships. weirdos.) it could have been so good but was thrown into the garbage for the most part (IF you noticed all the plot holes and contradiction. if not, then it's a fine enough story tbh. I expect most people to see it on surface level and not read all the little hidden lore bits and try to piece it together like my autistic brain did. which is ok! enjoy it if you liked it and ignore me 😆)

#apparently one of the writers did it on purpose. wont explain here. you can find it elsewhere. but it makes sense now #that's why it fell apart and didnt make sense in the end #ive seem people say anyone mad about it is a shipper and thats why. they use it as an excuse to be homophobes #youre gross get out of thos fandom. im here as someone upset about the story who was very skeptical about any ship theories and focused #more on plot theories and overall friendship and stuff so its not even about shipping you het weirdos!!!#the contradictions and plot holes are bd regrdless of who you ship lmao stop reducing it to that #aure its fine if you ignlre those plot holes. but it happened to be the little plot holes that interested me the most so its obvious to me😅#cant wait until a talented writer in the fandom rewrites the whole story a lot better and fills in the holes and ties up the end better #please someone do this 😭#words #hsr #i just wanted a close found family who met a tragic end #my idea for a better way to write it is dan feng wanted free from the high elder cycle and yingxing helped him create a new elder #but it went wrong and failed because the preceptors fed him wrong info hopong it woukd destroy dan feng since they hated him #instead it was yingxing that died and dan feng selfishly brought him back somehow and thats why hes immortal and hates dan heng now #they created a monster in the process that made a mess and baiheng died trying to kill it maybe but hit its weak spot #so it was weaked enough for jingliu to slay it #maybe for a plot twist jing yuan somehow knew the preceptors were up to something and didnt stop the two because #they were too stubborn and he knew it would do nothing #we know the dragon heart disappeared so either it ended becoming bailu in the end #or it could be inaide blade bow. another fun possible plot twist. they never explained where it went so it coukd be a n y w h e r e #i had other ideas but i forget now. bht baiheng deserves better as well. just being a plot mechanism to make two dudes be stupid #is kinda bland and boring and wasted her character. she deserves better too!!!!#id write this if i had the time and brain power but ill hope someone else does it instead #OH yeah i forgot a big idea. dan feng and yingxing perhaps try to also kill the arbor and end the abundance and long life/reincarnation #and maybe that was one part that led to it all going wrong or something. since yingxing wanted revenge on the abundance for destroying #his home and family???? and dan feng wanted to escape the cycle? similar wants that worked together snd failed #these are all ideas from past theories i read and my own ideas i came up with all of which are better than what that bad writer did!#these are very incomplete ideas that im sure someone else can write better #lee rambles

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taylachan · 7 months

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I've just read a fic that changed my sense of self, if you even care

#tayla talks #one year ago i would never think that i would like something so nasty and violent but dear lord i'm glad i stopped being afraid of that #the same fic that the cofessio is made via obscure bible passages has the dialogue 'my holes your highness'#which is sorta of a slay if i'm being honest #it's griddlehark #if anyone wants the link i can dm it

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magicaingirl18 · 2 years

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shadow the yasshog

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butchybats · 8 months

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Parchment please send my transcripts parchment pleaseee I’m begging you

#‘action required in your account’ I KNOW I KNOW IM TRYING TO SEND THEM #oh but there wasn’t a fee to send my college transcripts only my high school. slay #ray says stuff

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scoobydoomidnightblue · 1 year

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When back in 2016 i wrote about how much of an unreliable narrator Theodore decker is on PINTEREST of all places, like girl, i agree but just cut the slav and get a tumblr.

#the goldfinch #theodore decker #donna tartt #like the main thing that Boris represents to theo and why he holds onto him is boris just #is able to let things go and move on so easily while still remembering it and shit and theo is jealous #half of the goldfinch is probably made up in his fucked up little head and the funny part is that unlike Nabokov or something he doesn’t #even make himself look good in it #he’s just too broody #theo #i’m sorry your mom died #but get over yourself honey #you’re making it worse for everyone while reading the little diaries you kept while high as balls in the desert #i do wholeheartedly believe boris exists because i love him and i want him to exist #but it’s so funny to me #the west of my existence be like #literally tripping balls in the desert but disguised as a beautiful poem about western values and shit #anyway? goodnight #also #i have no idea what ‘cut the slav’ means but i like it and i’m using it #i’m minting it in my own good image to use in conversation along with its counterparts ‘cut the slab’ or ‘cut the slay’#so has said my wife #now #very much #goodnight

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s4sharkteeth · 10 months

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Alysha won the fan favorite battle against Caiphus

so what’s her prize you might be wondering?

ADULT ALYSHA REVEAL

#she had a nose job immediately after high school #a cringe acting agency told her it would help her book jobs #she’s an aspiring actor in part three by the way #very glad Caiphus didn’t win #the caiphus fans would’ve died at adult Caiphus #fun teaser of part three since we might be getting there #not sure how long I want part two to be yet #s4sharkteethmadesims #Alysha Penn #she’s slaying your honor

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soliusss · 2 years

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I really hope there’s at least one poor bewildered soul out there who was convinced by my Robert posting to google Robert bumaro only to be slapped in the face by this

#biblically accurate bumaro #he still kinda slays in this version though #don’t worry mr bumaro I see your gay little high collar #solius posting

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pebblezone · 1 year

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Living life yay huzzah yay

#a #I have beef with my school. am I happy here? absolutely. do I think we are beyond lame for not having an actual guy? 100%#letters don’t count!!!!!!!! having a capital letter for your school doesn’t count!!!!!!!!!!#like it’s not even a complete absence of a team no just like a silly little physical guy than runs across the field #and can be all cute on stuff on shirts and be stuffed animals it’s the marketing potential they’re missing out on #though I guess I’d rather have no physical dude than one which sucks complete ass I’m talking about pen state fuck that guy #I need to watch the gnomes again wait oh my fucking god I was thinking like damn I did the gnomeo juliet ace attorney moment #but my brain is knee deep in hellsing so idk how to connect them but bruh every piece of media has some form of rivals #I’m not emotionally invested in andercard but the idea of Catholic and Protestant gnomes is really funny #and they’re already British!! lovely!!! at some point in college I need to use gnomes for a grade I can’t let that be a high school only bit #did you know that gnomeo and Juliet is technically owned by Disney? add that to your marvel cinematic universe #oh gnomeo and Juliet poster we’re really in it now #did you know that the version of hello hello that’s in the movie featuring lady Gaga is not on streaming services? they take lady Gaga out #it’s really unfortunate the echos and duet aspect make the song it’s not just one or the other it’s Two Gnomes!!#have two exam grades back that I have not looked at out of fear #either they’ll be bad and I’ll watch hellsing to make myself feel better Or they’ll be good and I’ll watch hellsing as a reward #unrelated but it looks like a gutter on the other side of my dorm got busted and I’m trying to figure out if it’s always been like that #maybe it has and I’m not a gutter glorifier like I thought I was…. rip observational skills #I have a group project I have to work on and it’s evil I do not enjoy the class and it’s not very lgbt slay girlboss of me #but god dammit I am not filling out a fucking gender unicorn for your class that’s between me and my tumblr drafts from 2019 #it gets a credit out of the way and I never have to take it again I am so strong #man what does it say about society that I’m more excited about Econ than wgs (it says nothing the Econ professor is just goofy and fun)#(also he does more than read off of slides and show those like buzzfeed social experiments)#but none of that is important since next week is when things get fucked and I’ll end up with more free time! yay strikes!!#update: made it back from project zone those fuckers held me hostage using social norms #it’s okay though I’m sooo strong and brave #talkingcore

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