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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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majorpepperidge · 1 year

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drawing Medievil fanart on Halloween night, I think it’s a tradition for me at this point

#Cheri Art #MediEvil #MediEvil Resurrection #Sir Daniel Fortesque #Al-Zalam #you should all be thankful i can't write because the amount of rewriting of old IPs i like i would do #i would be absolutely insane

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wordswithloveee · 3 months

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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littlemut · 8 months

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𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖋 ℑ KILL 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖘?? 🔨🔨

#not you sir William im talking about the absolute cocktwats who are doing this to you #i am speechless it’s like the Spanish Inquisition all over again #yeah sure don’t let people read Shakespeare god forbid they develop any sort of love for the written word #and like the innermost drives and features of our very soul #im so glad i got to study this stuff & yes i don’t have a job in tech and i barely make any money to go by but at least i have a human soul #literature #classic literature #willy shakes #Shakespeare #i should stop looking at the news altogether

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bombusbombus · 6 months

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#Boostle are stupid enough to propose immediately after their first kiss & it's fucking up the fic I'm writing #“they decide to wait before diving into the biggest commitment of their lives” oh they're making a good choice that they would NEVER make??#moslyy I dont want anyone reading the fic to be like “oh please and it ends witj them getting married” sir they couldn't not get married #not after that buildup sorry :/#you just have to trust that I dont think they should do this either. but they would absolutely do it.#please understand this isn't wish fulfillment. I dont want this for them. but deciding to make a good choice here is just not in character

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shouts-into-the-void · 1 month

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What stake does Sir Vent have in Elise becoming empress, exactly? Man is really out here scheming for no reason

#everytime the king is like “you know what maybe elise SHOULD just be a doctor”#and vent pops in like “no absolutely not heres my new evil plan”#like sir #what is your problem #the true villain of the season fr #dr elise #doctor elise

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faeymouse · 11 months

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Had the pleasure of meeting a guy that makes custom socks, and the urge to casually ask for Tron socks is getting a little too strong to ignore

#babbles #tron #or clu socks! or honestly every character socks #one pair for every day of the month my good sir #dyson socks????#fun fact absolutely none of you will know about me #but i love wacky socks. or decorative i should say?#i like my socks with personality even if no one else sees them bc they’re for me #also you never know when someone might see them so you wanna have a good icebreaker #anyway wish me luck with the terrifying art of ✨social interaction✨ where i must concede to the horrifying ordeal #of people knowing i have special interests #like you see me on here and youd think oh yeah they definitely bring it up irl #but youd be wrong i need to get through three layers of friendship and nonchalant smalltalk first #i wonder how hard it is to make custom prints on socks

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marshmallowloves · 20 days

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okay getting back on track with my Master Kohga brainrot can anyone explain to me why they told Erik Braa to sound like that. like there was absolutely no reason for them to do that. illegal even

#I found my old clip of that GODFORSAKEN cutscene again #you know the one. I know you do. I never shut the fuck up about it #3-years-ago Cici had galaxy brain when she muted every volume slider except voice and THEN clipped it #there was NO reason for that delivery OR that animation. NONE. ZERO.#I am temporarily being transported back to the moment I realized I was enamored with this absolute unit of a dumbass #full of FLUSTERED ANGER #like SIR W H Y do you sound like that. and WHY does it turn me into a puddle. what the FUCK #SORRY sorry I need to mcfuckin' chill #I've exhausted my wrist and my eyes lately from drawing so dang much so I can't really chug out any selfship art like I want #so the only outlet I have right now is absolutely exploding in the tags about my husband(s) instead #I think. I should probably go to bed kdjfhg #marshmallow melts #Master Kohga

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grimalkinmessor · 1 year

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God: Take every thought captive.

Me: And beat the shit out of them.

God: Wh—

Me: *mentally fucking up my self-deprecating thoughts behind a imaginary Denny's*

#anyone else body slam their thoughts?? just me aight #shitty thoughts: youre awful and lazy and selfish and you should get hit by a car to save everyone the trouble of being arou—#my brain: aaAAND IN COMES A WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!#get BONKED idiot #totally correct quotes #this is absolutely what god meant yes sir

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decembermoonskz · 1 year

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AND WHAT IF SCREECH???????

#stray kids #skz #hyunjin #hwang hyunjin #drama llama #ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL #THAT SHOULD NOT WORK. THAT COAT SHOULD NOT WORK. I DONT REALLY LIKE GREEN CLOTHES EITHER #BUT GODDAMN SIR YOU REALLY COULD JUST WEAR A PAPER BAG AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HIGH FASHION HUH?#it’s fun out here for hyun stans :))))))))

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wildhannimal · 2 years

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So annoying when people who hike or exercise outwardly judge you for not doing as much intentional physical activity as them. My ankles HURT dawg

#han bedtime thoughts #seriously people who do a lot of walking always try giving advice in this tone of like #'oh but you should just blah-blah' or 'I find it helpful to blah-blah'#like DUDE you live a 5-min walk from your grocery store but mine would be a 45-min walk #and it's real cool you use a backpack for your groceries to weight train while walking real nice and great #but even if I WANTED to do that #my skeleton is lopsided and my joints are bad and I wanna be comfy so STOP and HUSH #SHUT your up sir #cranky probably bc my ankles hurt... still... ow....#also imagine giving coworkers unsolicited advice and judgment when you would have no idea if they have a disability or #impairment or chronic pain etc. since most people don't really share their medical info at work unless they absolutely need to #ok ranting done it's the weekend and maybe ice and sleep and not working 10+ hours in a day will help

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depresseddepot · 1 year

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SPOILERS FOR THE GLORY IN THE TAGS

#spoilers #the glory spoilers #idek if enough people know about this show to warrant the spoiler tags but oh well #god. GOD THE FUCKING METAPHORS #DONG EUN TELLING YEO JEONG ABT HER PAST AND HIM SAYING ''ill do it. who should i kill first?''#AND THEN HE GOES TO FIX HER BUTTON AND HE RIPS IT OFF OF HIS OWN SLEEVE LIKE ITS NOTHING #GODD THE METAPHORS #I will destroy myself to sew you back together I will be a vessel for your vengeance I will ruin myself so you might start over again #im literally typing these SECONDS after he ripped that button off so maybe he isn't actually that into it #but god GODDDDD I HOPE HE BECOMES CRAZY #he wants her approval so badly he would kill for her. and he will. gladly. happily #GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKED UP #also dong eun seducing do yeong by being absolutely kick ass at go is so so funny to me #having evil intentions and a rich old man so helplessly wrapped around her finger is so so hot of her #anyways. everyone in this show is fucked up and i will be disappointed if the ending isn't as bloody as im expecting #GODDDDDDD THE METAPHORS THOUGH I. AHXGJSKANSHS #also the way dong eun can only stare while she's being treated nicely. girl i hope you have a happy ending #also btw i haven't finished the show yet so idk if do yeong is like an asshole or not #but if he wants to remarry i am available and very interested #sir i may have zero dollars to my name and be fat and ugly and have no redeeming qualities #but you have a lot of money to give and i would love to receive it xoxo #JAGSHJZJAKAJAJ #edit: ''ill happily be your executioner'' I NEED A PIECE OF LEATHER TO BITE DOWN ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the-kipsabian · 2 years

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KIP SABIAN RETURN TONIGHT OR BUST

#wrestling musing #pls sir if im awake im gonna watch dynamite before i leave to travel to meet you i'd like to see you return before that pls #it would be so cathartic for me lol #tho i did have another idea on how he should return but alas if he comes back tonight i will absolutely take it #im just. PLEASE. LET THE STARS LINEUP FOR ME AND ME ALONE TONIGHT

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moonsacebitch · 2 years

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I honestly should not be so excited for what comes next week. Like. I'm literally closing an entire chapter here. I should not be so excited.

#And here I am absolutely vivid with emotions #Positive ones at that!#This time next week I'll be probably after all my exams just chilling #Will I cry?#Probably I am very emotional person #But also.#I will go cut my hair #I will be free from school up until October #Bc I should start uni then #I will move out of my parents #I will hop on a bus or train and just... Go.#God that fills. Strange #New #Scary actually #I was always scared of change #That's why I'm still wondering why do I feel so... Good about the exams #Like I am changing a thing #There will be no school for a little over 4 months #Sir you can't stay at home with no school for a month #chaotic academia #dark academia #chaotic academia aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic #I'M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO WRITE #AND DRAW #AND AND AND #OH GOD I CAN'T #Maybe that's why am I exited #Free time that I was not allowed bc school and the matura exams

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sal-absinthii · 3 days

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I'm 100% serious, if you are so fragile that you can't stand seeing the word (noun) "guys" used in a context every retard understands, you are a little bitch who should be culled

(the reality, of course, is that no one truly is that fragile or they would have blessed the world by killing themselves or locking themselves in their house years ago, it's always and only has ever been about being narcissistic weirdos who get off on demanding everyone walk on eggshells around them at all times)

#it's genuinely not in anyone's best interest to be like this. I'm completely serious.#same with trans people #like hey ok if you want to change your name and clothes ok that's your choice #if someone wants to be called 'she' I'll do that it's not an issue #but when these people making sobbing tiktoks about how some well-meaning waiter called them 'sir' and that makes them suicidal?#that is SEVERE mental illness and absolutely should not be encouraged or coddled #it's not good for them or us or anyone else. it's literally sick.#90% of the time it's pathetic manipulation #the rest of the time it's just pathetic

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tojirights · 2 months

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bro i’m going absolutely INSANE over alastor 😻😻

so, how about when lucifer comes by the hotel, he subtly flirts w alastors girl. alastor is on the verge of going apeshit and almost leaves charlie fatherless.

instead of murdering anyone, he decides to take his frustrations out on his darling, leaving bite marks and hickies on spots just visible enough for lucifer to notice next time he comes by..

a/n: im OBSESSED 😍😍

alastor immediately recognized lucifer as competition on multiple fronts. obviously, the king of hell was a threat in terms of power level, and alastor hated that. but alastor also quickly hated how charming the devil was.

upon meeting you, lucifer takes your hand and bows, placing a kiss on your hand as well. alastor's eye twitches, watching someone else put their dirty little hands and mouth on what is his. "my, what a pleasure. you're helping charlie? that's lovely! means i'll get to be seeing you around more, huh? she didn't mention such a pretty little thing was her hotel manager." lucifer speaks to you, a cool smirk on his face. he's clearly interested in you, and while alastor can't blame the man, he's seething with rage. clearing his throat, alastor takes a step towards you and reaches a hand out to lucifer in an attempt to shift his attention.

"alastor." he speaks, barely containing the anger in his voice. "it truly is an honor to be meeting you, sir." you raise a brow at the tense interaction going on in front of you but pay it no mind. lucifer gives alastor a tight lipped smile and shakes his hand. "ah, you as well. charlie has talked about you." you notice the way alastor glares at lucifer, yet keeps a smile on his face the entire time. lucifer turns back to you, putting a gloved hand on the small of your back. "now how's about a tour, hm?" he leans into your ear to whisper, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.

behind you, alastor's horns grow and eyes redden, ready to risk it all in a fight with the devil and take out this whole god damned hotel if it meant lucifer never touched you again. "o-oh um, that's typically done by-" you start, but suddenly, charlie is running down the stairs with a panicked look on her face.

"heeyy dad! let's go this way, towards your room! it's late, you should rest." her smile is clearly fake, and you see her eyes dart from you to alastor and back to you. luckily, alastor reeled in his rage when the princess showed up and was back to his normal self on the surface. you can feel the energy coming from your partner, malicious intent painted all over his aura and you gulp. "al, c'mon... charlie's right."

alastor doesn't speak, but he follows you to your room for the night. the door is barely shut before alastor is lifting your legs and tossing you onto the bed. "care to explain why the fuck that little slimy king of hell was all over you?" he doesn't give you another moment to process before he's tugging your shirt over your head. "it's just harmless, al. you know i don't want anyone but you." you assure him, but alastor's teeth find your neck.

"i may trust you, darling, but i do not trust lucifer." his voice has a low growl to it that ignites your core. "but-" you gasp when alastor's mouth closes on the skin behind your ear, nipping it with sharp teeth. "no, because he and everyone in this place will know who you belong to." you shudder underneath of him, slight tinges of pain shooting down your spine at every nip and pull of your skin. alastor moves down your neck, leaving a trail of angry red and purple spots in his wake.

his tongue circles every bruise in an attempt to soothe your inflamed skin, but the marks just darken by the second. you hands dive into his hair, holding onto the silky strands. you feel alastor's body shudder as you circle the tufts of hair by his ears, making him press his hips to yours. "everyone in hell, my dear, is going to know that you're mine. not a single soul will ever try to touch you again." his breathing hitches, grinding his quickly hardening cock against your leg. you whimper when his teeth latch onto your collarbone, sucking hard and adding another welt to your skin.

"i want him to hear you." he hisses as he tugs your pants down over your ankles. its hasty, the way alastor frees his cock and pushes into your pussy, but you were more than ready for the intrusion. you cry out, suddenly being so, so full and alastor groans. "yes darling, just like that." your legs wrap around his waist, forcing every thrust just a little further until he's pounding at your cervix.

"d-don't stop sir." you gasp, eyes rolling into the back of your head while alastor's mouth latches onto the other side of your neck this time. "who do you being to?" he asks, hot breath fanning your skin. "y-you, alastor!" you whine, flexing your hips up to his in an attempt to build friction. "please, make me cum. only you feel so good." alastor peppers you in soft kisses now, ever grateful that you're willing to entertain the idea of letting lucifer know just who makes you feel like this.

alastor sneaks a hand between your bodies to rub skillful circles around your clit until your legs start shaking. "good, good girl. scream for me." he smirks when your tone shifts and he can tell by how tight you squeeze around his cock. "a-alastor fuck!" your body spasms, waves of pleasure rolling over you as you cum. alastor's orgasm follows shortly after, his teeth finding your skin once more as he spills deep inside of your pussy.

you have a brief moment of embarrassment when you think about just how loud you just were, your hand flying up to your mouth. alastor just laughs, placing a kiss on your forehead. "don't panic, my sweet. i think this little display will prove quite effective in keeping lucifers grubby little hands off of you." alastor pulls out slowly and carries you to a nice warm shower before tucking you in for the night.

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"jesus christ, did you get into a fuckin' fight with a bear?" angel laughs when you walk into the kitchen the next morning. you were covered in hickeys all the way down your neck, and you were barely walking straight. lucifer refuses to make eye contact with you, especially after alastor walks into the room shortly after. "good morning everyone!" alastor chirps, smirking at lucifer who rolls his eyes and sips his coffee.

"well, there's the bear..." husk mutters, earning a cackle from angel.

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