I think when summer starts for u when should get a beach episode... Sergio shirtless... Candy showing off her muscles... Joaquin DJ-ing a lame ass beach party and turning it UP

The potential is endless (kisses u)

Luv the vision, siobhan + candy playing volleyball top gun style all slow-mo with glistening muscles while the bros get shat on by seagulls <3 candy benchpressing a very intimidated yet titillated sergio while in a bikini 🏋️‍♀️ endless potential indeed

Why do you think SM made most of the vampires (more the vampire males like Jasper, Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, Felix etc) really tall? Do you think it would be better if she evened the heights out a bit more? I can't imagine a 17 year old Edward ever being 6'2. Maybe 5'7/5'8 perhaps but I don't see him being taller than 5'10 tbh. Same with Jacob and Sam, why suddenly make them be like 6'7 when they are supposed to be teenagers??

I'm really curious how tall her husband is, but it seems like to her tall = attractive or that you can't be like Super HAWT in a masculine way without also be TALL. There's more variety with the female characters, with some like Alice being short, Bella and Esme being around average height, and characters like Angela, Siobhan and Rosalie being tall.

But pretty much all the men we're supposed to think are hot are tall, often absurdly so for their time periods. I mean, sure, 6' plus people existed in the past, but because of a general lack of good childhood nutrition they were less common than today. ALL of the Cullen men being over six feet tall is pretty unlikely. I think the average male height in Carlisle's time was something like 5'7" based on skeletal remains from the period. So like, sure, he COULD have been 6'1" but he'd be more likely to be around 5'7".

I ran the stats once and literally the average male vampire is 6'1". That's tall by today's standards and some of these vampires come from ancient times. In contrast, the average female vampire is 5'5" which is closer to the modern average height .

Although I have a half-baked theory that tall people are more likely to be bitten/attacked by vampires because the vampires are like 'tall human = MORE BLOOD.' So "accidents" like Carlisle, Liam and Garrett being tall sort of make sense in that context? Like why go for a fun size candy bar when you can choose a king size? And because they have more blood, a tall person might be more likely to survive: the vampire has more time to stop drinking. And so that could explain, in part, why there are so gosh darn many tall vampires.

But I don't think SM thought about any of that and it's just a "tall guy = hot" thing. Especially for the shifter guys; she literally made up the mythology and made being Super Tall (and buff and shirtless) a feature. It’s not subtle. 

Siobhan: “Babe, it’s like a thousand degrees today, can’t we turn on the AC?”

Sergio: “We got the windows open babe. Can’t you feel that breeze. Rolls right in off the bay. I dream about days like today.”

Siobhan: “Okay. Well I’m hot. It’s humid and you know what that does to my hair. Turn on the goddamn AC.”

Sergio: “I’ve got a better idea.”

Siobhan: “....Yes? What is it? I haven’t got all day.”

Sergio: “Invite the everyone over. We'll go down to the beach. We can go swimming, grill, tan, whatever you girls like to do. When’s the last time we all got together?”

Siobhan: “IDK. The fundraiser?” *shifty* “They’ve been busy.”

Sergio: “You and I both know they aren’t busy. I played Destiny Effect with Mal for like 5 hours yesterday.” 

Siobhan: “OMG you told me you couldn’t hang out because you "had an emergency” and all you did was play video games with Malcolm! Babe!”

Sergio: “It was an emergency! How often does he ask to come over to, and I quote, “talk”? Never. And while we’re at it I have no idea what’s going on with Sofia and Luna but whatever it was up Mal’s ass is water under the bridge now.” (Refer to: 1 & 2) *Sergio leans over and lays on top of Siobhan* “So can we please just get everyone to hang out again. All this petty drama is killing me.”

Siobhan: “Ew omg you’re sticky. Get off of me!”

Sergio: “I will when you send that text.”

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OCtober Day 6: Luxury

Thank you @oc-growth-and-development for the prompt, as always. This is three bros, two of them roasting Pacific Rim to hell and back. I’m a big fan of this movie I swear. This is a continuation of the Exy AU, following Finley (from OCtober Day 2: Mercy). He’s in a new team, and he doesn’t need friends, they disappoint him. Very Regrettably for Finley, the friends don’t agree. Fluff with some mild angst at the end. We stan found family. Kaspar and Finley are my characters, Mantis/Margot is @statistical-improbabilities character. I also named dropped @statistical-improbabilities Mya and @carry-on-my-wayward-brain Dusk.

“This is absurd,” Finley said, watching the robot on screen slam a cargo boat into the monster’s face with a deafening crunch. 

They were sitting on the floor of Kaspar’s room, rough carpet under their legs, Mantis’ laptop in front of them as an action movie flashed on screen. Finley watched the big robot slap the godzilla-like thing repeatedly in the face, only for the creature to grab them by the tail and rip their boat-made-baseball-bat into half. He vaguely wondered, not for the first time that night, how he’d even gotten here. 

“I don’t know about that,” Kaspar said, a tub of ice cream in his lap as he put another spoonful of it into his mouth, never taking his eyes off the screen. “It looks pretty realistic to me.” “Please,” Mantis said next to him. Or Margot. She’d introduced herself as the former, but Kaspar used the latter almost exclusively. Finley had simply avoided calling her by name. “I’ve seen Green Lantern movies with better CGI effects.” “Touche,” he said, but didn’t sound the least bit insulted. He ate another scoop of ice cream. With a certain degree of fear, disgust, and strange admiration, Finley saw he was almost done with the tub. “Shhh, guys, the next part is my favorite fight scene.”

Mantis fell silent, so Finley turned back to the screen. The monster was now playing hide and seek with the robot. How anything as tall as a skyscraper managed to hide, even in a metropolitan like Tokyo, was beyond Finley’s comprehension, but he’d never been to Tokyo, so he stayed silent. 

A flashy action shot of the monster, oh so surprisingly, ambushing the protagonists. He let the lights flash from the screen as he thought about what had gotten him here. After spending hours on schoolwork in Mantis’ room, he’d been dragged along to dinner with the two of them. Kaspar suggested they all go to his room to relax before he and Finley went to the gym to do extra practice that night.

Finley hadn’t been pleased. 

“Come on, Finley, a little fun never hurt anyone,” Kaspar had said. When Finley had stared back, wholly unconvinced, Kaspar merely smiled fondly and rolled his eyes, as if he’d seen that same look hundreds of times before. “I’ll stay an extra hour to help you on overhead drills.”

“Dusk or Mya are going to get there first,” he muttered, but followed anyway.

Finley watched the monster beat its previously unnoticeable wings and lift the robot into the sky. Tension was supposedly rocketing as fast as that 500 ton beast could fly, which was apparently a thousand miles a second. He was owed a lot of overhead drills for this.

When the protagonists looked like they were about to die, all hope lost, the solution was found in a dramatic twist. The robot fell unceremoniously to the ground from an altitude of 50,000 miles above sea level. Everyone was unscathed. 

Kaspar paused the movie.

“Thoughts?” he asked, a smile playing on his ice-cream coated lips as he glanced over at Finley.

“If this movie wanted any shred of my respect, they should’ve both died right there,” Finley said. Despite the fact that he knew Kaspar had a good temper and couldn’t kill a fly, he glanced over to watch his reaction.

“Exactly what I’ve been saying,” Mantis said. Finley blinked in surprise “At the very least, the whole Jaeger should’ve fallen apart. It was way too big to have gotten out of that with just scratches.”

“Yeah, but then it wouldn’t have been as cool,” Kaspar said, leaning back lazily. He seemed completely undisturbed by the fact that both Finley and Mantis had been insulting what he had introduced as his ‘favorite movie of all time’ for the last hour. Mantis, who had evidently watched it a few times already, had said something sarcastic, but sat down to watch it all the same. 

In the last 57 minutes, she’d pointed out the main male lead’s horrible haircut, roasted his fashion sense, and cut into three major worldbuilding flaws. Finley joined her cringing, covering his eyes like a vampire in sunlight, when the female lead accidentally walked into the male lead’s room while he was shirtless. “Proper physics is cool,” Mantis said. She reached for the bowl of popcorn, and popped a few in her mouth, before washing it down with an energy drink. Finley didn’t want to know what that tasted like. “This whole thing doesn’t make any sense,” he said, irritably. 

“What about it doesn’t make sense?” Kaspar asked. Finley glanced at him. He seemed relaxed. Happy, even, with a content smile on his face. “Everything. Why are giant robots the best weapon in this scenario? They’re going to be rebuilding that place for years with the footprints it left on the roads, let alone the infrastructure damage. Second of all, how do the kaiju keep following the scientist guy around?” “Because he mind-melded with them,” Kaspar said, “The Kaiju are a hive mind.”

Finley snorted. “Why the fuck would anyone mind-meld with a hive mind race of monsters?” 

Kaspar shrugged. He tapped his spoon against his chin for a moment, thinking. “Science?” He said, almost to himself, and turned to Mantis questioningly. Finley pulled a look so skeptical he could’ve made Newton doubt whether gravity was real. Mantis, however, thought only for a moment before she nodded, “Science.”

“This is stupid,” he huffed. “To quote,” Mantis pointed out, matter-of-factly, “it’s either the most awesome dumb movie ever made–” 

“–Or the dumbest awesome movie ever made,” Kaspar said, almost gleefully, as he pressed the play button. Finley sighed.

He stayed for the rest of the movie.

---

He waited for Kaspar outside the dorms while the other man was grabbing his things to go to the court to practice. It was late by now, the sky ink black save for the few stars visible through all the light pollution. Cold wind made the chilly temperatures just that much colder. Finley waited under a street light, his things all ready, a change of clothes, water bottle, and a pair of gloves in his gym bag. With a sigh, he unzipped it, pulled out the gloves. They were black and maroon––ravens colors––and the only pair he had. 

He wrapped his arms around himself. Though years of playing exy had even him lean muscle, he was still scrawny, and not the biggest fan of the cold. Glancing at the door of the dorms, he waited. The two hours he spent watching a dumb action movie indoors would’ve been a luxury unheard of in the Ravens. Siobhan had never been a fan of movies, anyway, so there would’ve been no one for him to watch it with. For that, he was almost grateful; the movie hadn’t gotten better in the second half. 

Still, the image stayed in his mind. Kaspar and Mantis, exchanging quips and inside jokes. Mantis didn’t glance over for his reaction when she criticized the protagonist’s haircut to hell and back. When she had run out of her energy drink, Kaspar had promptly pulled another one out and passed it over to her. 

He tried to picture himself and Siobhan in those shoes. Finley didn’t have a favorite drink, and what Siobhan said was never a joke. 

But they had stood next to each other for so long. A menace on the court, the two of them. An impenetrable defense and an unstoppable offense. It had never been perfect. Admittedly, nothing in The Ravens had been, but still, he sometimes tried to find Siobhan’s triumphant grin on the faces of his new teammates. Her iron will in Kaspar’s eyes when he swung his racquet.

He sighed, staring up at the night sky. In another life, perhaps, though he doubted that concept was anything more than an impossible wish. “Hey, sorry that took awhile,” Kaspar said, stepping out of the dorms. He had obviously rushed, his shoelaces untied, and the horrible orange color of his hoodie clashing with the gold and red of his Trojans track pants. 

Finley merely huffed, and stalked down the path without him.

Orphan Black Headcanons: Friends and Family

Felix- flaming since preschool babey! Pretended to be straight in high school but literally no one believed him. Not that he wanted it to be believable.

Siobhan- definitely has been with her fair share of women but still identifies as straight for some reason. I like to imagine if she had survived she would have found a pretty older woman to be her second love.

Vic- has given blowjobs for cocaine before but that's about it

Kira- NO CHILDREN

Amelia- has been in one relationship her whole life but it was probably with a man

Cal- his cousin tried to fool around with him once but he was NOT cool with it. Tbh Sarah is probably the first person he's actually ever considered actually committing to.

Benjamin Kertland- is gay and has a husband who even after all these years doesn't question all the shady stuff his husband gets into

Kendall- If bastard can be someone's sexuality, that's hers. But for reals probably swings both ways.

Adele- hetero flexible all the way. And it's not always because of the alcohol

Collin- tried dating a girl in high school but it didn't work out. Suspected he was gay beforehand but that was definitely the thing that made him sure. Because apparently dreaming of Justin Timberlake shirtless and sweaty wasn't enough for him.

Art- straight. Has never even questioned his sexuality in his life. If he ever did he'd probably have an existential crisis that ends in him realizing he's still probably straight.

Paul- has DEFINITELY bottomed for some of his fellow military men. Identifies as straight though.

Angie- is a zedromantic ace but has not figured it out yet. Goes home from hook ups feeling like something is wrong with her. :(

Raj- straight, but has only been with one person in high school, who broke up with him right after taking his virginity.

Donnie- says he's straight but has always felt weirdly uncomfortable in locker rooms changing with other men. For the record though, every time he imagines what it would be like to be with a guy, he's always the top.

Gemma and Oscar- 🗡🗡🗡 CHILDREN 🗡🗡🗡

Aynsley- has tried to fool around with women before but could never get into it. Not that she's been that into the guys shes been with either. Has probably never had an orgasm ever. And I guess now she never will. 🤭

Sarah Stubbs- bi, and is in a secret poly amorous relationship that she keeps from the neighborhood. Tells Alison about her boyfriend in New York but not about her girlfriend in Torronto or her other boyfriend in Vancouver.

Jason Kellerman- has only been with women EXCEPT for one passionate love affair he had with his former male best friend right after high school. He thought he was the one until one day he just ghosted him and eventually wound up marrying a woman. Jason never really dated after that until he reconnected with Alison and became all clingy trying to get back together with her.

Marci Coates- is an absolute Dom but has never gotten the chance to express it being a black woman in a conservative Christian community. Would probably really enjoy being with a woman but will she ever? Can repress any and all sexual thoughts the moment they appear.

Connie Hendrix- gets so much dick in her retirement community in Florida. GET IT, Connie!!!

Delphine- thought she was straight before meeting Cosima. Tbh still identifies as straight but doesn't care about her label near as much as she loves Cosima.

Scott- definitely into women but has never been in a relationship with one. Has never had his feelings reciprocated. :(

Shay- had a boyfriend as a teenager but she cheated on him with a girl. She ended things with him before he ever found out. She's grown out of her infidelity phase and is ready to settle down but dating is hard. :(

Hell Wizard- is ace because I say so. Has a Tumblr where he reblogs literally every piece of asexual art he sees. Wants to write an entire rap album about being ace.

Jesse Towing- has "helped out a bro" before but really only is attracted to women

Brie- definitely bi. Krystal knows but no one else does because she's still coming to terms with her identity. When she's ready she's going to make a coming out video on her channel with Krystal.

Sammy- probably pan. Also began exploring his gender before he got shot. :( Definitely was in love with Tony who liked him back but saw him as more of an occasionally romantic f*ck buddy than a full on lover.

Loved your dialogue about season 10 Jamie. First sack season 9 writers - well not siobhan-oconor and K Wade esq.. Then give Will a crash course in the intricacies of being in love and happy. Also burn all his T shirts bare chested Jamie is always a crowd pleaser. Make them watch and learn from their sizzling acting in the Kiss 7 x 8 and the dance 7x9

Okay but let’s talk about Siobhan for a moment. @ontherockswithsalt and I just had this conversation actually. What is it about Siobhan that has the fandom all excited when she writes an episode? I used to be the same way, tbh. But then I actually looked at which episodes she wrote to see what Jamko moments she’s responsible for. There are a couple examples of actual Significant Episodes (5x01 with Jamie’s talk with Erin, 7x13 with the I Kick Ass shirt, 8x18 when Eddie got shot) and a few times where she wrote a cute scene in an otherwise unremarkable episode for Jamko (I liked specific scenes in 5x07 and 6x20). But she didn’t write the 4x19 or 7x08 kisses, the dance, or really anything that stands out to me that much. I think people have a false appreciation for her because it’s true that for a while it seemed like she included Eddie in more episodes than other writers, so a Siobhan episode hopefully meant at least an Eddie sighting. But now Eddie is more or less guaranteed to show up in every episode, at least at family dinner if she doesn’t have her own storyline. So getting excited for a Siobhan episode where we might just get to see Eddie isn’t really valid now.

Kevin Wade. Lol the one who wrote Jamie Reagan saying such nauseating lines as “I’d spend the five million on you” and “As of this morning, the future Mrs. Jameson Reagan”? NO THANKS, FIRE HIM TOO.

So yep they could fire the entire writing team and probably be better off.

As for Will, I don’t even know what to do with him anymore. I think he signed on to play a cop and he legitimately enjoyed action scenes and development like his character had in earlier seasons. I don’t think he’s here for all this precinct/desk work as a sergeant and I think he really dislikes being the Romantic Draw of the show. Obviously that’s all speculation but I wonder if he’d enjoy his job more, and thus Jamie would look less miserable all the time, if he still got to film more on the streets with Real Cop Storylines instead of all this Boss crap where he doesn’t do much as an actor except walk down precinct hallways and look bored. There wasn’t much balance to Jamie Reagan’s character in season 9. I’d hope that fixing that would make Will appear happier and in turn, make Jamie seem like a person who is overall happy with his life.

As far as the shirts thing, I agree. No shirts ever. But I unfortunately doubt we’ll see Jamie shirtless ever again because Will is probably dying of liver failure and isn’t actually hot anymore.

There’s been little opportunity for Moments like mid-season 7 because the majority of Jamko’s scenes occur at the precinct or at family dinner. I really seriously hated all the times they’d chat while walking down the hallway like Jamie’s too busy to stop for 8 seconds and Eddie’s yapping at his heels for something he doesn’t care to give her (lol like attention or love). Plenty of the S9 precinct scenes could just have easily taken place in their apartment or elsewhere — I wonder if they stuck to the precinct to either avoid any speculation about Jamko’s living arrangements for the benefit of conservative older viewers, or to make it seem like Jamie still got to be seen as a cop just because he’s in uniform while talking about something unrelated. The dynamic will never, ever be all that the viewers want during scenes in uniform where, even if they’re not actually talking about the job, we are constantly reminded of Jamie’s authority over her at work. So if they take some of those scenes out of the precinct in season 10, and show us a more equal, less gross side of their relationship in the privacy of their home, things might be a little bit better. But probably not by much. Like do we have to spend the rest of our lives watching Eddie beg for Jamie’s opinion on towel colors or even like, nursery ideas while he acts uninterested and lame? Because ew no thanks bye.

Event: Halloween Drabble Title: Sweater Weather Character: Jason Crouse TV: The Good Wife Warnings: None. Photo/GIF credits go to the original maker/owner °3) Cuddling on a chilly night, 16) Scary movie marathon, 30) Sharing sweaters Slipping Jason's black sweater over my head, I went to the kitchen to get the last of our snacks for our night in of cuddling and horror movies. It was chilly out, but comfortable. Jason sat on the couch, his sweatpants low on his hips and shirtless. “Are you not cold?” I asked him, setting the snacks down on the table. “Nope,” he replied, running his hand through the hair on his torso. I bit my lip as he chuckled. “Get over here,” I happily planted myself in his lap, rolling my hips just to tease him. He gave my ass a firm smack before gripping my waist, “You, my dear, are just plain awful,” Peppering his neck and chest with kisses, I said, “You know smacking my ass is just making me horny,” “Damnit, Y/N!” he laughed, flipping us over. Jason ran his large hand from my knee to my thigh, squeezing gently as he kissed me. He pulled up my shirt, exposing the undersides of my breasts, nipping at the tender flesh. “Let's see how long you behave,” he said, smiling up at me. “And if I do?” I asked him, running my fingers through his hair. He sighed, kissing the inside of my wrist, “I'll give you one hell of a ride,” Clicking my tongue, I playfully rolled my eyes, “Promises, promises,” Throwing me off course, Jason blew a raspberry on my stomach, making me laugh loudly. After clowning around, he finally settled behind me, his hand caressing the soft flesh of my tummy as we watched Child’s Play. A knock at the door had me turning my head and raising a brow. “Food,” Jason said, kissing my cheek and getting up from the couch. He went to the chair where my knit, sweater jacket laid. “What are you-” Jason gave a cheeky grin as I busted out laughing. Masking his face, he looked annoyed when he answered the door. I could hear the delivery guy stutter and all that made me do was snort and giggle. “Poor kid. I think you scarred him for life,” “Pssft, please. This is Chicago. I'm sure he's seen way worse,” he said, sitting down with the Chinese takeout. I shook my head, turning back to the movie. Out of my peripheral, I watched as Jason dipped a spring roll and hold it out to me. I took a bite, moaning, the sweetness from the sweet and sour sauce hitting the right spot. “You're just asking for it, aren't you?” “And if I am?” Jason put the food on the table and leaned back with a sigh. I shrugged, turning my attention back to the movie just as Chucky killed someone. I wasn't expecting it, really, but Jason pounced on me, attacking my neck with nips and love bites. Yelping, I tried to tickle him, but he had quickly had my hands pinned at my head. “Gotcha,” he laughed. “You're such a shit, you know that Crouse?” He was nestled between my legs, fully turned on. “What was that?” he asked, gently moving his hips. My eyes rolled into the back of my head as I whined, “N-nothing,” The movie and food were soon forgotten and I did get that ride that I was promised. Tagging: @thedeadmost @krissy25 @fancybubble @superprincesspea @cherieann-2001 @darshaya @ladylorelitany @ali-pennell @wadeyourebarelyalive @fangirlindenial @negans-dirty-girl @smuttwd @justacaliforniandreamer @piilow-talk @pan-and-proud-writes @memphisgirl1977 @5sos1dsex @deviousginga @strangersangel9 @mogaruke @crzcorgi @siobhan-elizabeth @thecynicalnerd @cookiemunster10 @laureng-99 @miss-nori85 @rhysiecupcakes @texasgal2222 @magikat409 @jmackie1983 @sweatersandcaffeine @andillica @brandivstheworld @persephinii666 @jasoncrouse @lynnliciousadnan @astrangegirlsmind @kitcat44 @daintyunicorn @warriorqueen1991 @kellyn1604 @raspberrypuddle @zombeeegurl @shanaatjelove11 @arrow-dactyl @bebe-a7x1369 @sweetsweetpeach @prurose @--countrygurl-- @asshatry @lucifer-azrael @robertdowneyjr-rdj @gloria1995 @muldaaah @intimeandspacewithyou @meanandshallow @badsongwinchester @daddymenrah @mac5323 @a-queen-and-her-throne @thewew @tssweets @jdmfanfiction @jefferydaddymorganx @myheart4ever47 @sginger1995 @mrskokitztelford @kaitlynnegibson @fallen-angelslove @tomlinsoupstyles @jdmsgal @daniehelene27 @swettylittlegirl