Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Danny Fenton/Damian Wayne Characters: Damian Wayne, Danny Fenton, Batfamily Members (DCU), Vlad Masters Additional Tags: Humor, Attempt at Humor, Misuse of Pavlov's Dogs, Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, Slow Burn, Damian very reluctantly going through his own coming of age story, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, but never fear, this is me we're talking about., Hijinks & Shenanigans, Fluff, Tim's murderboat, dead serious Summary:

Damian Wayne has always made it known that attending school was beneath him. The subject matter was boring, the teachers barely knew what they were doing, and he doesn't need socializing, no matter how much his family may disagree. And then a new student catches his attention in a rather... unique way.

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton/Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Danny Fenton & Freakshow, Tim Drake & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Freakshow (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: No One Knows Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom, Running Away, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Danny Phantom Canon has been rearranged for my convenience, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Robin, Tim Drake Joins the Batfamily Early, Found Family, Good Parents Jack Drake and Janet Drake, They're trying okay, But they caught their son trying to parkour on the manor roof and are STRESSED about it, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Death Defying, is the name of the game this time, Hurt/Comfort, Dissociation Summary:

A string of bank burglaries leaves Gotham stumped. Money and valuables are going missing overnight. Cameras show nothing: One moment, a vault will be filled with money, and in the next, vanished as if it’s never been there. It’s as if they’re being robbed by ghosts, with nary a clue in sight, except for a few strands of white hair left behind at the latest crime scene.

Meanwhile, a dark and spooky carnival that called itself Circus Gothica sprang up practically overnight, advertising thrills and scares for all. To Dick Grayson, a vigilante determined to make it on his own, this can’t be a coincidence. The bank robberies and this carnival both appeared around the same time, so they must be connected. And maybe Batman will finally get off his back if he solves this one on his own.

Retired Hero Snippet

Danny- So the outlaws are your friends right? Jason- Friendly acquaintances, pains-in-my-ass that keep breaking into my safehouses and eating my food, friends, same difference. Danny- You say the same thing about your siblings. Danny- So when do I get to meet them? Jason- Never. If Roy ever finds out you can make a laser gun out of scrapped microwave parts he'll steal you away and I'll never see you again.

Am I doing concussions right? No clue, I just like the funny haha moments.

Hood- We’ve been dating in my head since the moment I saw you. Wait. Forget I said that. Danny- *laughing* What. Hood- *whining* I have a concussion. Forget I said anything. Danny- Why? It’s cute. Hood- Don’t call me cute while I’m in costume! Danny- Okay, then let’s get you out of that costume. Hood- *suspicious* Are you tryna seduce me? Danny- … Hood- Cuz I already have a boyfriend. Danny- Pfft. Yeah, I am the boyfriend. Hood- *choking back tears* You are?!

More Clockwork having to pretend to be a "normal" person to help Danny with a ruse:

Clockwork- *staring down at his lower half* What the hell are these? Danny- They’re… they’re legs, dude. Clockwork- Disgusting.

Not even sure where this is gonna fit, just found it fun :)

Bruce- (watching Danny watching Jason talking books with Ellie) What are you doing? Danny- (only half-joking) Hm? Nothing much. Just imagining Jason with all the children we’re gonna have. Bruce- (bluescreen) (Later that evening) Bruce- (*remembering when Jason was portable*) Alfred, Jason's too baby to make me a grandfather. Alfred- I do recall thinking the same thing when you brought home Master Dick. If I could get over the passage of time then so can you.

Because it isn't a Danny Phantom x Batman crossover unless you make at least one joke about it.

Mr. Wayne hummed, eyes drifting from Jason, to Dick, and then, finally, to Danny. His brow furrowed in confusion, the hazy shine in his eyes rapidly clearing. He frowned at Danny, who shifted in his seat. “Alfred,” Mr. Wayne rasped, “did I bring home another one?” As Jason choked on his juice, Alfred delicately coughed and remarked, “No, Master Bruce. This one is Master Dick’s.”

Outline Excerpt

I try to switch up how my characters interact or their relationship dynamics in each story, just to keep things not-boring for me to write. In one of them, the relationship between Alfred and Danny's going... swell...

Alfred- Master Danny was attempting to bake brownies and informed me that they didn’t taste the same without fire. Bruce- O-oh? Alfred- When I informed him that flames were not necessary, he asked me if my sense of humor would ever return from the war. Bruce- coughing I… I see. Alfred- He’s a prat. I shall officiate their wedding.

Which pairing am I talking about? You'll just have to guess :)

Reverse Robins Brainrot Have Me Going Like-

Dick- I wanna kill Tony Zucco. Bruce- For the last time, Dick- Jason- Hold up a sec, B. I got this. *clasps Dick's shoulders* Listen, we could kill Tony Zucco. Or we can make him regret he was ever born. Dick- *eyes wide* Really? That sounds awesome! Jason- C'mon, we can make a list of things that are worse than death. Tim- *yes he is the Red Hood in this AU* *literally has a folder full of things that are worse than death* My time has come. Bruce- *glaring at Damian* This is your fault. Damian- *sharpening his blades* *still bitter about babysitting all these children for years, but also kind of proud that they've taken after him* Whatever do you mean, Father? I thought we were supposed to treat Richard as part of our family? Shouldn't you be happy that your children are bonding? Dick- *in the background* *happy screeches* DAMI, Tim says you have an iron maiden?! Damian- *serenely smiling* Why, yes, I do. Would you like a demonstration- Bruce- No!

I just think it'd be funny if, for some reason, Clockwork is talked into pretending to be Danny's family member for some school thing and is terrible at it.

Teacher- So, you are Danny’s Uncle? Clockwork- Yes Teacher- Paternal or Maternal? Clockwork- Yes. Teacher- What I meant was, are you his mother’s brother or his father’s brother? Clockwork- (pausing) I am related to Danny, yes.

Still alive and writing, but why the hell are all the holidays smooshed up in like one or two months of the year. They need to spread out more :( I am so tired.

And I just noticed we caught up to the timeline in Retired Hero. They're in December. We're in December. I've been writing this story for a while.

Anyway, snippet from outline I guess?

Danny- *after Bruce Wayne interrupted him and Jason getting frisky in a random room in the manor for like the tenth time* Batman doesn't want me to get laid. :( Jason- *who didn't realize this was on the table and was actually trying to traumatize his dad by letting them get caught in various rooms of the manor* Oh no the consequences of my actions.

I am 3k words into this next chapter. Any day now... More fun things from the outline:

(Jason leaving car for school) Dick- What? No goodbye hug?! Jason- What? No! Danny- Our baby’s finally old enough to be embarrassed by his loving parents! Dick- bellowing out the driver’s side window We love you, son! Jason- trying to make it inside the building before he gives in to murder Why are you two LIKE THIS?!

Am alive, but it's that time of year again where everyone in your life wants your complete, undivided attention and it's considered rude to hide in the corner of your cousin's home with your laptop and their horde of cats :( So updates are gonna be sporadic as hell for the next month or two yaaaay.

As proof that I'm still working on things, have a little spoiler from my outline:

Danny- hiding in Tim’s treehouse Janet- Young man, what are you doing? Danny- Hiding. Janet- Hiding from what? Danny- My feelings, mostly. Janet- That is a terrible hiding spot, then. Have you considered the bottom of a wine bottle?

Danny- I think I’m falling for Dick. Janet- I see. That might be a problem, considering that those are typically attached to men. Danny- … Janet- … Janet- Oh. Oh! You meant Richard!

Tim- poking up at Danny, who is still in the treehouse, with a broom Get out of my house.

Without giving anything away, the vibes for this coming chapter are as follows:

Jason- Oh no he's upset with me :( Danny- Oh no I want him to have my babies.

Chapters: 30/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Danny Accidentally Becomes a Catboy, No Tucker that doesn't mean he's a furry now this is why he doesn't tell you anything Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne Characters: Damian Wayne, Danny Fenton, Batfamily Members (DCU), Vlad Masters (brief mention) Additional Tags: Humor, Attempt at Humor, Misuse of Pavlov's Dogs, Pre-Relationship, or maybe just friendship, Depends on my mood later, Danny Fenton is a Little Shit Summary:

Damian Wayne has always made it known that attending school was beneath him. The subject matter was boring, the teachers barely knew what they were doing, and he doesn't need socializing, no matter how much his family may disagree. And then a new student catches his attention in a rather... unique way.