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thedomesticanthropologist · 4 months

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I'm not sure how many people pay attention to this, but Astarions tent area (inside and out) is not just blood splattered and mildly disorganized:

1) Dirty rags, blood and wine spills, rugs and pillows a bit haphazard, no proper bedding inside, empty blood bank jars everywhere, sleeps on a wooden palette rather than a bed roll

But the actual tent (yes I zoomed in and stared heavily at it shdjghfhdj)

It dirty.

It's SPLATTERED with dried mud and dirt, and I also noticed in comparison to his companions his tent is fairly small? And also kinda limp like he didn't wanna bother putting it up.

I bet this man hates putting together and tearing down camp SO MUCH that he just does the bare minimum and then trashes the place anyway. He's not going to voluntarily do laundry, he's not gonna clean the canvas, he's just here to put his shit together in some barely passable way.

And sure the exterior shows how he tries to decorate it in a way that's presentable, but he's decorating with dirty shit he won't scrub 😂

People, myself included to some degree, have chatted about why he is messy trauma wise but honestly I'm coming to the realization that he probably was, even in life, surrounded by servants to some degree.

He gives the air of being from money

I bet this little fool has never in his life had to wash his own clothes or clean a room. Even as a slave, when he was in Cazadors mansion he got trotted between the bunks where he only had minimal space to rest, (and a bunch of siblings he could probably manipulate into washing his socks for him if the servants didn't do it automatically ) and the Boudoir where he was to Look Pretty and Bend Over as requested

He never scrubbed floors in his life

Man's has never once cleaned a toilet

Astarion is living evidence that you can be severely neglected and abused while ALSO being 'spoiled' (in the sense that he never got to develop life skills bc the servants did it for him)

This really ties in with his personality and I think it's a nice touch. Cause what does he focus on keeping clean? HIM. He can do his hair, body washed, clothing IMPECCABLE. Man kept a shirt together for over a century without a single stain on it. But his SPACE ? His THINGS? neglected to the extreme

But yeah anyway, his tent is DIRTY and I'm pretty sure was originally a much more vibrant color too. Zoom in next time you get to camp you'll see what I mean

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #this is what the chore chart is FOR astarion #mira the cleric #tales of mira #shes gonna beat your ass #he will wash the clothing he wears but dont tell that man to clean his room #or he will have a hissy fit

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anonyhun · 27 days

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Ro would know Batman was Terry in five seconds flat if he ever encountered them outside of "Work"

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xhynos · 1 year

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Something I made yesterday!

I made this design like almost 3 years ago and now I made some sketches lmao.

Love it

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I have to share the reference sheet of the yee haw edition

#spinel #Outlaw #Cowboy #Western #Western Spinel #character design #steven universe #steven universe art #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #xhynos art #Look how badass she is #Chefkiss #I would like to draw more of her but it is so damn hard lmao #She is gonna beat your ass #The outlaw spinel

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bumblingbabooshka · 10 months

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Watched ‘Charades’ - The Vulcan/Human stuff wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be tbh, very enjoyable episode! Love T’Pring no notes for T’Pring you were so sweet the whole time. Her holding his hand and subtly giving him tips to make the ritual go smoothly...AAA!! Christine/Spock things sooo boring on their own but as angst for T’Pring? Very good. She wasn’t even gone a DAY before they made out. DUMP! HIS! ASS <3 The phone operator please-hold aliens were very cute to me, I liked them! Also Amanda & T’Pring’s dad should chill together, that’s good vibes all around. Also it introduced the concept of a sacred Vulcan familial roast sesh which is honestly so fucking funny and I adore it. Five minutes on the clock to devastate your future son-in-law, better make it count.

#Spock SNW I am gonna beat your ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- smiling though bc I love the drama #T'Pring's dad and her mom are funny together I like them #Tpring Dad (Sevet?): Wow how innovative!!#T'Pril: Hm. Does it not strike you as derivative? Bc of xyz??#Sevet: Hmm....actually yes it does now that you say it v_v #I love how his mind seems earnestly changed and not like he's scared of his wife or anything #Pike: Ok so we'd say -pulls on ear- sounds like- / Sevet: Ear~!!#goo d job king HEHEHE you're doing sooo well you're KILLING it at Charades #OH BUT ITS HEARTWRENCHING ISNT IT #Amanda: T'Pring you should have more self-confidence! (Amanda is so sweet in this ep I like her vibes a lot)#T'Pring's dad: I agree! T'Pring should have more self-confidence I'm always saying this!#T'Pring: ah...ok <- HER FIANCE IS ABOUT TO KISS ANOTHER WOMAN IN T MINUS 4 HOURS #HEARTBREAKING of this ep to establish that T'Pring isn't the most confident in herself and then have Spock immediately cheat on her #AND she has an overly critical mother???? Someone fucking take this girl on a nice normal date PLEASE #livetweeting #T'Pring: ah I'm so glad to be away from my constantly critical mother who has likely contributed to my self esteem issues #<- TPRING LOOK OUT!!!! T'PRING THE YOUR-FIANCEE-DOESN'T-SHARE-HIS-LIFE-WITH-YOU-AND-IS-GONNA-CHEAT-ON-YOU COMET IS HEADING YOUR WAY!!!! T'-!

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errantce · 2 months

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...but that's exactly what happens.

#heard akira kibo be giving sims crabs so if she gets crabs i'm actually gonna have her beat his ass #simblr #the sims 4 #the sims #ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #show us your sims #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 story #errantcesims #aaliyah asaad

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thewingedwolf · 6 months

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wait i’m HEATED jag & cirie voting out america over felicia is the DUMBEST SHIT when fe is cirie’s BIGGEST OPP IN THAT HOUSE and america has the sense to realize CIRIE IS HER BEST SHOT TO THE END. meanwhile, amer has NO CHOICE but to be loyal to jag and would be extremely loyal to him over matt & fbj until she won a comp, and clearly she can’t win comps to save her life so! she is a predictable frenemy and a soldier in his war against matt & fbj, while fe is a wildcard and who knows how she’d vote.

TO JUST. EVICT HER. WHEN U HAD THE NUMBERS TO SAVE HER?! IS THERE A GAS LEAK IN THIS HOUSE AND I AM SO FUCKIN SERIOUS RN DO WE NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE WHAT IN THE HELL

#FUCK ASS SEASON OMG #I WAS RIDING HIGH OFF TAYLOR’S WIN AND THATS ON ME #bb25 #also i think amer is gonna regret not going down swinging. idk why she didn’t pull jag to the side and go ‘if u want matt to win this game #then send me home but if you want to take a shot at him & drag me to the end i will be your ride or die u kno i can never beat you’#like. ugh. everyone playing scared this season. over it. at least they TOOK THE SHOT AT MICHAEL.

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crookedwesper · 1 year

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So Buyeon’s soul died. But considering Naksu can see the ice stone in Uk, that must mean she gained Buyeon’s abilities, right? So now not only is our girl a powerful assassin but also a powerful priestess. Oh when she gets her memories back it’s going to be over for you Jin Mu and I personally cannot wait to see it.

#she's gonna beat your ass #alchemy of souls #alchemy of souls spoilers #naksu #cho yeong #jin mu

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r029 · 3 months

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Omg I can't I believe I forgot

#this one time i didnt want to go to school.#and my mom was parked like in the front to drop me off and i obviously didnt get out. and she was sitting there for like 5 minutes and got #angry at me and said “youre embarrassing me. youre an embarrassment”#and then took these hard cover books and fucking threw them at me which hurt.. over?? embarrassing you??? by not getting out of the car??#and then said “im gonna beat your ass when we get home.”#and when we did. i went out the other side of the car door and started walking towards this park near our house. and she said #“dont come crying to me when you get raped.”

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todayisafridaynight · 8 months

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Underrated Sibling Moment is actually mitsu being like ‘i dont want to go back to the captain alone are you insane’ after ichi fumbles the loan collection and ichi has to ditch him for a few hours and mitsu can only kill time and Not think of The Inevitable until they can go back to sawashiro together as if that’ll save them from The Inevitable like if you get it You Get How Real That Was

#snap chats #the best part about getting a new phone. ‘’’new’’’#is that i can make goofy posts ten times faster now that i dont have to wait a year for the app to open #ANYWAY NO YK WHAT I MEAN #LIKE AS IF GOING TO YOUR PARENT TOGETHER WONT JUST GET BOTH YOUR ASSES BEAT #growing up it was the same shit with my sisters and i #if we were out of the house and knew mom was home we’d find any and every excuse to stay out until she was asleep #or she locked herself in her room to do work all night #STOOOPPP I REMEMBER THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVE EVE OF MY LIFE #my dad wanted to get lunch with my sis and i but our mom was home and in the kitchen and yk #we can’t just leave without saying where we’re going ig #bro when i say my sis had a whole breakdown because she did not want to tell our mom #it was painful like TRULY #SAME PLAY OUT TOO NOW THAT I THINK OF IT in the beginning she acted Not Mad #and then very quickly Was Mad and it was just awful all around #made it very gard to enjoy lunch ngl but hey.#after that I Do Not Lie she and i just hung out at the mall for the next eight hours LMAO #but yeah. the accidental story time is integral to understanding this feeling i promise #ITS JUST SO REAL ESP WHEN YOU FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST KNOW YOUR PARENT GONNA FIND OUT LMAO #the most evil shit is when your parent starts getting mad and thrn your siblings clear like roaches #LIKE OH OK. I THOUGHT WE WERE RIDE OR DIEHDVEC #anyway shout out my man mitsu i dont mention you ever but know i see you and ily

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sonknuxadow · 18 days

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im watching the sonic free riders cutscenes for the first time because idk im bored and im probably never gonna play this game properly and umm . some of the dialogue and characterization in here . It sure is something alright !

#why is amy geting mad at sonic for beating her in a race instead of just letting her win because shes a girl . whatsgoing on #some of the stuff in here is funny though. like knuckles hating on jet #and sonic being like Wow that was a fun race ^_^ cant wait to race you again someday !!!#and jet being like WELL im gonna beat your ass next time just you wait SONIC THE HEDGEHOG and sonic being like Ok 👍#also vector only being here for the money because of course he is #i think this was also the first game that used the current voice cast (its not exactly the same a few recasts have happened since then)#and it shows #not that i think all of them are bad its just clear that this was an earlier performance and they didnt quite have the voices down yet

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cowardlycowboys · 3 months

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I hate some parents

#omg kiera no one cares #you're just gonna lie???#say oh my kid has pink eye she won't be here til next week and then BRING HERE TODAY???? SNEAK HER IN WHEN PEOPLE BUSY #get your ass beat personally

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sambambucky · 8 months

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i thought listening to the fast and furious soundtracks would help me write the most recent chap of a fair days work but all i got was She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D. stuck in my head for like 2 weeks straight

#her off beat dance makes me fantasize (she's sexy!) her ass is a spaceship I want to ride #its so good #i think?#its in there and im listening to it regardless #BEAT IT #pharrell sounds Young and that tickles me #‘this is your part girl!’ damn am i dancing in a cage getting blasted w hose #im gonna beeee yapping about this fic here

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sxturdaysun · 10 months

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this bit, but shizuo thinks of me and sort of pauses before going, "...maybe. but i don't think she'd cry. she'd probably just find you and kick your ass."

#''...huh?'' ''yeah. that's what she'd do.''#which is so funny like. can you imagine.#pov: you're a biker gang leader and some barely over 5ft girl says she's gonna kick your ass and not as a joke #♡ — text #later we're hanging out and (seemingly) out of nowhere he just goes ''hey koda. would you cry if somebody beat me up?''#''not unless you were dying. but if you weren't i'd just get mad and go beat the ass of whoever beat you up.''#''that's what i thought.''#''?''

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ask-bruno-and-marias-prerot · 7 months

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ALRIGHT!! WE'RE SORRY!! IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!

Ugh... Sorry. Lost my cool there. We're sorry. We're sorry for the threats and all of this other bullshit. We're sorry for everything.

-don't give me an attitude right now! you have no right to be the one offended here

-Maria

-and aslo don't DARE be SCREAMING at us like that! what is your problem!?

-Maria.

-and yeah! you better be fucking sorry for everything you little-

-MARIA

-WHAT!?

-calmati per una seconda donna! stop arguing with them! i wouldn't be surprised if they just wanted to get a rise out of us, so just don't listen to them, ok?

-... Ti farò il culo se mi dici di calmarti di nuovo

-... ok-

-you guys are lucky i'm tired of being angry and screaming, your "apologies" are accepted i guess, don't try anything tough, i don't trust any of you at all

#story posts #pizza tower #bruno pizza tower #note from mun: [lol. lmao even #she hasn't firgiven you yet. btw #aslo. please excuse me if my italian is wonky or incorrect. i am taking classes but i'm mostly using google translate for everything #so. yeah.#aslo yeah i am reusing old drawings and just changing a few stuff to make it different enough for a responce #i love cheating and taking shortcuts. gob bless the liquefy tool]#translation of what they said in italian:#B: calm down for a second woman!#M: ... i'm gonna beat your ass if you tell me to calm down again

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murphycooper · 2 years

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rec me some horror books to read on halloween!!! actual horror scary stuff please!!!

#i’m probably gonna end up rereading pet sematary lmao #which is not on my shelf and i wonder if my sister stole it from me when she moved out #i am CRAVING a spine chilling horror book #if anyone recs me annihilation imma beat your ass

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lokilickedme · 2 years

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Why yes your honor, that is my original monster slayer character based on a mashup of Tom Hiddleston and Hozier’s faces naming his child after an infamous 1800′s feminist burlesque dancer and rumored spy who flashed her boobs at the King of Bavaria to prove they were real, why do you ask?

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#Aiden you doomed that child to follow in your footsteps you know that don't you #Sarah would beat your ass if she knew where you got that name from #fortunately Sarah's out of the picture and Clarissa thinks it's cool so #just don't procreate anymore the world is in shambles and you have a job to do #The Carmichael Addendum #The Magnussen Ultimatum #Aiden Magnussen #lil miss Lola Montez #she gonna be a slayer when she grows up #just like daddy #hopefully minus the scar

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