He pissed on my fucking Union. That's right. He took his traitor fuckin' Confederate dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING Union, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. General Lee, you got a small dick. It's the size of this state except WAY smaller
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And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:
That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Union so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Virginia. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Virginia .
I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the SOUTH!
How do you like that, JEFFERSON DAVIS? I PISSED ON THE SOUTH YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit FUCKING VIRGINA, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Search up Gabriel's Rebellion, it would have been the largest enslaved rebellion in U.S. history and it would have had a very real chance of succeeding.
Happy fourth! Remember folks, the only acceptable form of patriotism is celebrating killing confederates 🫡
And I'm sure this is exactly how Sherman would've wanted this performed: by a femme fatale crossdressing femboy who can't dance for shit. I hope he'd at least appreciate min/maxing on pissing off the kinds of people who would still sympathize with them in the modern day.
If we used to post pictures from tumblr to r/196, does that mean we now post pictures from reddit to the 196 tag on tumblr? I'm old and out of touch, zoomers please advise 🙏
The thing about “never fight up hill, me boys!” Is that it’s genuinely hilarious and the Shermanposting dudes are at least a little bit jealous that they didn’t come up with it just to tickle each other. Solid advice, solid analysis.