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Grace Chasity but it’s my AU (Check Ruth and Max for more info)
Grace always considered herself a servant of God. Since birth she had been raised to dedicate herself to the lord and his rules and nothing, absolutely nothing upset her more than when she met people who weren’t. Sin is unforgivable, and some sins have been so socially normalized that it’s ultimately impossible for one girl to redeem every wayward soul. At times she seriously wished she could simply force people to convert to her way of life and to preach god’s plan. But that’s impossible.
At least, it was before she looked five sinister gods in the eyes. They weren’t what the Bible preached at all, and yet they were more real than anything Christian she had witnessed. The concept of vengeful ghosts actually existing, there being a mysterious other world separate from heaven, earth, and hell, and evil beings called the lords in black that stood in the singular lord’s place, the entirety of the defeat of Max Jagerman tipped her over the edge.
Grace was the most reluctant of the five to offer herself as a vessel to the monsters, even going as far as to unseriously offer her chastity instead. Despite this however, she became the most enthusiastic of the bunch to embrace the new gift she received. Grace, now having her universal understanding uprooted demanded to know that was really out there. What the real truth was. Whether her familiar god existed or didn’t. When she had the chance to, she searched the black book to find out more about the world. Real truths. real demons.
Grace made two decisions eventually: Spread the word of the Black Book, and spread the word of new, more Grace-approved rights and wrongs. Luckily, the god that influenced her gave her an amplified, more stronger voice. One that could infect the lungs of others. One that could spread. Grace, over several weeks of harnessing her abilities to their limits and studying the lore of the book easily determined the god that chose her. Pokotho, or Pokey as he was nicknamed.
She unfortunately didn’t get the full version of his powers. She couldn’t reanimate the functionally dead or control hundreds at once, but swapping spit with one, maybe two football stars did the trick. She could speak through very few, very limited people, and with enough strain, move an arm or so. To Grace, this just wasn’t enough.
Now, with the black book, powers, and a dangerous goal for the future, Grace strives to improve her abilities and one day gain access to not just the black and white, but the rest of the universe.
TLDR: Grace becomes influenced by Pokotho/Pokey and becomes convinced she’s the next Jesus.
#fanart#au#star kid#team starkid#grace chasity#pokotho#pokey#lords in black#npmd#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#alright campers#get it#because like#she was in#camp idonwannabang
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons
(based on a true story)
#she was... indescribable#effervescent#art#comics#comic#artists on tumblr#digital art#clip studio paint
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall#the food court alone will blow her mind#shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as#'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life'#be shh now#containment breach
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there
so now she has this stupid hat.
#sorry abt my leg#agatha agate#she’s remarkably unbothered by it#will it stay on despite her lack of sticky-outy ears?#that’s the real question
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something something dark magic
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi fanart#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#comic#she's not wrong#i really like drawing in that perspective ngl it's so funny
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fuck w me
#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies#sure hope nothing weird happens
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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License to Kitty.
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
#wrenfea.article#theres a video in the article#her name is gaia and shes 8 months#shes part of the AZA breeding program#i now have a reason to visit utah#leetle baby gorl#black footed cat#conservation news#conservation#zoos#animals#also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25%#so 60% is fucking crazy
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gertrude
[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]
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