Spitballs another ref complete, soma!! She is the one I ship mainly with fang in Regular undertale setting and in her Canon og setting with Makoto. Shes just a lovely lil siren out to have a good time :D and she love her hubband and wife allot.

About soma below!

- she's a fire demon/siren hybrid. She's not meant to look like that for a siren. So she's considered "ugly" to siren standards and thata why her had is broken, sirens tried to bash her head when she was a baby to kill her, thinking she was a bad omen.

- she can turn ablaze like fire, and spit oil like ink that increases the intensity of it to a point that she can make fire happen underwater and it is difficult to put out. If she inks, and sets it ablaze. Consider that an explosion waiting to happen.

- Soma doesn't like using her fire powers as they hurt her allot due to her sensitive skin, her hybrid powers sadly are not stable.

- she used to have horns! But those opened cracks on her cranium are the result of them being gone :,)

- her father is the king of firedemons, and she has no idea what that even means LMAO

-Soma was raised by Orca sirens, hence her mimicing their colors. She can click and whistle like an Orca and dolphin and does this frequently to lure dolphins to kill and eat them.

- she is extremely aggressive to male sirens and prefers they stay away due to past experiences, unless they show an ounce of kindness to her. She will take that as mate worthy and try to court with them (the mistake fang did.). However she has a immense curiosity of the land beasts and humans, finding them very interesting.

-Soma is really clingy and sweet once she's out of her shell. She does like making friends and will do her best to learn their mannerisms to not make them uncomfortable! She knows her customs are different to those on land.

-her tentacles can shift to legs when she's on land, she's a little wobbly but it works PFNG

-Soma has a beak like teeth and three tongues. Her venom is similar to that of a blue ringed octopus but multiplied to her size, she can take down even the largest sirens with it and tear their throats or stomachs open with her mouth. She's genuinly horrifying and WILL make example of someone that tries to hurt her partners or babies

-Soma has two babies with makoto and fang! But in undertale au, it's only one baby with fang.

-in undertale au, soma is simply a siren monster that lives in the surface, most stories where she meets folks is because they either went to the surface or she accidentally fell to the underground through a stream that led her there.

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

hey how come flowey and golden flowers don't have leaves?

i don't really know much but like, don't you need leaves to absorb sunlight right????

and yes the waterfall ones are in the dark but otherwise, they're found where there's sunlight -the hole the humans fall down and then Asgore's garden beside the barrier. Golden Flowers are determined and hardy, they can survive in harsh areas but they clearly thrive more under Asgore's care (and presumedly, sunlight)

no leaves

maybe with leaves???

LEAVES????

so like, omega flowey is hard to consider whats canon or not. cause there's no evidence elsewhere that golden flowers have red (or pale) thorns. Tho, the vines he uses to capture the main cast with are completely green. (And Asgore's garden has vines on the wall, so maybe they are a natrual part of golden flowers?)

But maybe not. To me its clear he's mimicking cactuses (which Toriel has in her home, so we know those are underground)

OH GOD I FORGOT

TOBY JUST PASTED THEM OVER THE HOUSE

TOBY I SWEAR TO GOD

Dungeon meshi is fun to me because I live in a country where you can go to an ostrich farm and ride and ostrich and pet and ostrich and then go to the restaurant and eat and ostrich. Also with crocodiles and zebra and giraffe and so on and so forth. So I've eaten a bunch of dope animals that I like and have met and I was talking to an Irish woman while in Canada and she had a crocodile leather handbag and I said "oh that's so cool, have you ever eaten a crocodile?" and she was genuinly so fucking confused. And I was like "in my country you can eat crocodiles. You go to a crocodile farm or preserve. They breed crocodiles for research and preservation and you can eat them. They're tasty" and she was HORRIFIED. Like how dare I eat a crocodile, no less a crocodile who's relatives I'd just seen swimming in a river. I'd held a baby crocodile and then hate a crocodile???? That's disgusting!!!! And her reaction never made sense to me cause her handbag was made of crocodile leather, so why wouldn't she want to know what it tastes like? Anyway Laios would totally go to farms like that and take a selfie with a Croc baby and then eat crocodile and have a great day out. Laios is you ever become real I will wine and dine you so well...

you know, i think the thing about miranda that most make or breaks if any given writing for her is any good, is that you just can't tell if she's doing something on purpose or not.

she switches hard from cute, innocent, head full of fluff and so oblivious and kinda stupid that she matches scott, to having such expertise and cruelty in manipulation and being able to not only get her way but to get it with such violence that it takes everyone else aback — and there is NO way for any other character in the situation to tell if both really are true and equal aspects of her personality and who she is, or if she really is planning this all along and all the innocence was just a farce.

both are given equal weight by miranda, both seem equally likely, and both are roles that miranda inhabits so wholly that there's not really any flaws anyone can find in either one of them. you expect one, the other one catches you off guard. for someone who makes such a show of wearing her heart on her sleeve, it is incredibly hard to actually tell what's going through miranda's brain at any given moment.

This is Angel, from the shelter. Even though she is poorly at the moment and really shy, she helped me make a phone call.

if i do go w sakonji being the owner im gonna pull that naruto gag for kakashi where every image of his face is perfectly obscured by some random object

leaf. bird. a large beetle. some paper flying in the wind. light glare. someone walking in front of him. a bag of coffee thrown across the shop. someone else's hair. speech bubbles. him facing the other way. etc

Gonna get spicy for a second and say that everyone loves spewing hate about narcissistic (NPD) parents and how awful parents with personality disorders are, but if someone were to make a post with the exact same cadence about ADHD parents they'd get shot in public at first sight

If anyone relates to this even just a little bit, then I'm so sorry.

I am finally reading dungeon meshi and (shakes you) i love Falin

hey they eat like. lesser seafood in splatoon world right. Like there's some type of pluto/goofy (disney) or animal crossing situation where there's still normal shellfish out there. Ik they talk about food in the art books but I don't have those. inquiring minds would like to know

do u take requests?? bc i w. would love to see your fem noiz. i absolutely ador your fem mink and fem clear i. they just. theyre so. yes.

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Shepard is still too small to get up on the dining table so that’s where we’re feeding Rex right now and I have to football carry her the whole time I’m setting his food down or she’ll use the chair I work at to vault up there and tackle him out of the way. 

Ignore that Anon they’re just trying to be annoying

Thanks, mew. (Some people just can’t get the fact that I’m NOT ORGANIC through their HEADS. Sigh… I guess some people will always have a screw loose. Shame. Shame! SHAME!!!)

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Seeing her turn somewhat more serious in her answer, he replied with a small smile, saying, “Well, I certainly did sleep better there, and I appreciate you carrying me there. I just...I had no idea you could be out of the water!”

Honestly, learning that she could come out of the tub, even if it’d only be for a limited window of time, kinda thrilled him: Had she seen the rest of the house yet? Would she like to? He’d love to bring her down to the living room so that she could spend some time with both him and his parents, perhaps she could even join them for dinner at the table? They might have to close the shutters, lest someone walk by and happen to see a siren at the table, but still, if she could join them for a meal, that’d be great!

And oh, what about his mother’s garden? Perhaps, after nightfall, when fewer people were out and about, he could take her out into the garden, and show her all the beautiful, sweet-smelling flowers his mother grew out there? Perhaps she’d like to see that, a change of scenery for her!

Mind filling up with all sorts of exciting ideas, he tried to put them on hold for the time being, instead asking, “Do you know how long you can be out for?”

thinking about how the love language of miravi is food. aaravi helping miranda with her food issues. miranda figuring out how to garden so that aaravi has fresh ingredients. aaravi making dishes that will actually fulfill miranda's nutritional needs. miranda learning how to make food from aaravi and to make her proud and so she has something good to eat when her energy is low. them both putting in so much care for each other. ooooooough.