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𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝔁 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓷 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵𝓼
𝕊𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪: 𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨𝕟’𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕤.
𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰: 𝔖𝔪𝔲𝔱
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“Instead of facing me like a man, you didn’t have the guts to face me like a man! Instead you were too busy posing for girly magazines, dancing around, kissing all the girls. Putting tattoos on yourself, earrings through your navel and your nose and your ears..” His voice trailed off as he looked into Shawn’s eyes, seeing them light up. Fuck. Fuck, he fucked up badly. And he knew it was too late to cover himself up; he knew that Shawn knew.
Bret’s face flushed with embarrassment. Running a hand over his face, he cleared his throat and brought the microphone up to his mouth. Trying to continue on with the promo but was struggling severely, because all he could focus on was the way Shawn smirked and how the brunette got closer to him. Almost as if Shawn was toying with him, seeing how long it took for the Canadian to break fully.
Luckily he was saved by the rest of the Hart family coming out, taking this opportunity he flees up the ramp and backstage. Walking briskly , his heart leapt up into his throat. Fuck he’s never going to hear the end of this. It was an honest slip up, so who cares? Everybody does slip ups, but not I looked at a girly magazine and saw my supposed to be enemy’s almost nude pictures kind of slip up.
He sits on one of the storage boxes, trying to catch his breath. Was this really the thing that was about to bring him into a panic attack? Who gave a shit? ‘He did’ He closes his eyes, trying to regain his composure. This was embarrassing, he was Bret Hart for Christ sakes. A HART, they didn’t do this.
The noise from the crowd still reverberated in his ears, creating a surreal backdrop to the chaos that was unfolding internally. Lost in his own thoughts, Bret didn’t notice Shawn’s approach until he hears hands slam onto the storage box, trapping him in between it. “How’d you know I was in that magazine?” Shawn teases, tilting his head to the side as his grin grows wider.
“Don’t flatter yourself, everybody’s talking about it.” He grumbles, glancing up at Shawn. Trying to hide his face behind his dark curly hair, hoping it covered his reddening face. “Oh yeah?” Shawn continued, his voice playful. “Well, with what you described, you would have had to flip through the pages just a little bit.”
“I didn’t look at your stupid gay magazine.” He replied, gritting his teeth as his eye shoot down to the floor. Shawn’s tongue clicks on the roof of his mouth before leaning closer towards Bret. “I think you did, Hitman.” He whispers against Bret’s lips, his hand moving from the storage box to snaking its way up onto the inside of Bret’s thigh.
Bret’s heart raced, his mind in a frenzy as he felt Shawn’s other hand pull him closer. “No, I…” Bret stammered, watching Shawn’s hand slip higher up his thigh. Struggling to find the right words, hell any words at all. His hands clawing at Shawn’s, but never actually pushing Michael’s away. “I think you did a little bit more than look,”Shawn husked, his palm pressing lightly against Bret’s clothed crotch. “Think you got off to it, just like you are now.” He chuckles seeing Bret shake his head no yet feels the older man’s hips buck into his touch.
“Don’t lie to me, Hitman.” He says warningly, pressing his palm down harsher earning a gasp from Bret. Hearing Bret choke out his name, his other hand trails up to Bret’s hair. Pulling it out of its ponytail, his fingers tangling into the inky black hair. “Tell me the truth, Bret.” Shawn said, his voice low and insistent. Bret’s head tilts back when Shawn tugs on his hair, forcing him to meet his gaze. Shawn’s hand slide down further, unbuttoning Bret’s jorts. Shawn’s fingers brushing against his underwear.
Trying to push Shawn away, but he couldn’t seem to make his body cooperate. His hand flailing to grasp at Shawn’s shirt, pulling him closer. “Did you look at the magazine?” He nods in agreement, groaning lowly when Shawn tugs on his hair. “Tell me what else you did.” Bret’s eyes flutter shut for a quick second before opening back up. His brain felt like it had melted, the only thing he could really focus on was the slow burning feeling building up in his stomach. “I-I, um I t-touched myself to it.” He breathlessly babbled out, watching Shawn’s eyebrows lift in amusement. “Awe, did my Hitman get turned on by them?”
‘His Hitman’ his brain seemed to short circuit at those two simple words. Nodding his head the best he could, a whimper slipping pass his lips. “As much as I love your pathetic slutty sounds, you need to shut the fuck up before the rest of your little Hart family hears you. Because they’re already looking for you, let alone if they find you like this. Shawn hisses into Bret’s ear.
He bites his lip trying to stifle his noises, a sick part of him got even more aroused at the idea of being caught, knowing that Shawn would most likely not stop even if their boss himself was in front of them. Hell Shawn would probably even go all out and make him a complete wreck just to give everybody a show.
He snaps out of his day dreaming when he feels his underwear start to become slightly damp. “Stop, Shawn-fuck! S-Stopp,” He huffs, weakly trying to push Shawn’s hand away but failing. “Why? Getting close?” Shawn says cheekily, his hand moving away from Bret’s crotch. “Yes.” Bret hisses out, gasping softly when Shawn pulls him closer. Their hips pressing against each other, his head spun at the feeling of Shawn’s hard on pressing against his.
“Fuck,” Bret breathes, his hips rutting roughly against Shawn’s. He should stop, he really needs to stop. Not letting his hands involuntarily pull at Shawn’s hair, or his leg wrapping around Shawn’s hip to keep him in place. He shouldn’t because the burning in his stomach was getting bigger but he really fucking wanted to keep going.
“Fuck yes, yes-Shawn don’t fucking stop please don’t, I swear to god I’ll fucking kill you if you do.”
Shawn chuckles, his hips rocking in short little quick ruts. “Don’t worry I’m not-fuck!” He hisses, biting his tongue trying to muffle the groan that threaten to slip as Bret’s hands work at his dress pants unbuckling them and untucking his shirt. His wet mouth so close to Bret’s, all he has to do is tilt his head to the right and press his mouth to Bret’s. And when he does, the sound he hears from the older man is beautiful. Everything inside him sparks, he feels dizzy and lightheaded, yet desperate to hear more of the muffled moans.
And with a sharp tug to Bret’s hair he has the Canadian trembling under him as Bret tips over the edge cumming into his underwear. With a sharp inhale he breaks away from the kiss, glancing down at their laps seeing Bret’s jorts slowly darkening. “Come on, I got a pair you can borrow. And maybe..you can repay me back” He whispers, licking Bret’s bottom lip before pulling fully away.
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Ficlet: In the Title Picture
Story: In the Title Picture
Word count: 737
Also available at: AO3 and Wattpad and Dreamwidth
Summary: Before her double title defence at Money in the Bank, Becky wants to take a picture. (Inspired by the photo in her book.)
"We should take a picture."
Between jet lag, the time difference, and spending the last hour or so fucking, Seth's mind was understandably hazy, so he was sure he had misheard. "A picture?" he mumbled, drawing Becky to his side and pushing her hair out of her face.
"Yeah. A picture of us. With our titles." Becky kissed his chest and sighed. "I'm losing one of mine tomorrow—probably both, if Vince gets his way—so we don't have much time."
Seth stroked her back idly. "What kind of picture? Like... the Shawn Michaels type?" He knew he didn't have to elaborate: The photo of Shawn Michaels, presumed nude with the championship belt strategically positioned, was well known in the wrestling community and beyond.
"Well, yeah...." Becky blushed a bit, but her voice didn't waver. "Who knows when we'll both have a title at the same time again?"
"And if it gets leaked?" Seth knew the some of the consequences first-hand, but his leak had happened years ago; he didn't think Hunter would be quite so forgiving a second time around, especially not if it involved one of the hottest stars in the women's division. For Becky, it would be another level of disaster entirely; the internet was particularly unforgiving when it came to women's leaked pictures.
Becky reached up and stroked his beard. "Well, technically, we won't be naked," she pointed out, "so there's nothing to worry about in that sense. And if we say it was a HBK homage, Shawn might come to our defence, right?" Seth could practically feel the moment she remembered his previous photo leak. "Oh. Shit. I completely forgot. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking—"
"It's okay." Seth pulled her on top of him and kissed her. "I'm more worried about what a leak would mean for you than for me."
"We could wear something underneath, I guess." Becky glanced over at their luggage. "I have a strapless bra in there somewhere, and—"
Seth kissed her until she fell quiet. "We'll make it work," he said simply. "Get your phone."
"You're sure?" Becky narrowed her eyes as she sat back. "I don't want you to feel like you have to...."
"I know." Then Seth grinned. "But you'll need help getting your belts in place, and we can't have one falling just as you take the picture, right?"
Becky laughed as she hopped off the bed and grabbed her phone from the hotel dresser. "That depends on who gets to see the photo. If it's just you...."
"If it's just for me," Seth countered, "you really don't have to bother with the belts at all." His grin sharpened to a smirk as he added, "Or we could wait until you lose one of the titles...."
"For you. Maybe." Becky went over to her bag and took out her titles. She didn't want to lose either of them—she'd barely had them a month—but if she had to, she'd rather lose to Charlotte than Lacey. Charlotte was overpushed and hardly needed another title, but at least she'd put in the work.
Seth was slower to get off the bed. "Meaning this one... isn't?"
"No. Yes. I mean...." Becky went over and kissed him. Her thoughts were all over the place and she wanted to make sure they were on the same page. "Okay, maybe we shouldn't...." She shook her head and swept her hair behind her shoulders. "I mean, yes, it's for us. But someday, maybe... I don't know." She stepped back and sighed. "My dad's always telling me to write a book, and there aren't a lot of books out there by female wrestlers. Maybe one day...."
Seth's eyes went wide. "As long as it's not the cover shot."
"Why? You know how many copies would sell for the cover alone?" Becky teased.
As he got his title out of his bag, Seth laughed. Becky was far too busy to write a book any time soon, so he didn't have anything to worry about—aside from making sure her hair didn't get caught in the velcro on her title strap. The picture would be a fun reminder of how they had made history, and they'd probably forget about it by morning anyway. "I've got the real thing," he answered with a grin, grabbing the SmackDown Women's Title and unfastening it as he pulled her into another kiss. "That's even better."
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Various WWF and ECW Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?"
So far during the 2020's, I've been suffering from polycystic ovarian syndrome, and one of the symptoms of polycystic ovarian syndrome is surprisingly having a low sex drive.
Even though I have had a rather low sex drive in this decade, I've wanted to post sexually explicit fanfiction about sex that were my own ideas and not just fanfics that objectify women.
I even felt good in wanting to type and post sexually explicit fanfiction that were my own ideas.
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Being a ring rat (a professional wrestling groupie) can be a lot of fun, but there are disadvantages to it.
One of the disadvantages is that there are so many sexy male professional wrestlers out there, but they're in different wrestling companies that are usually not touring in the same area at the same time.
For example, let's say "Monday Night Raw" is performing in Chicago but "WCW Monday Nitro" is performing in Seattle while ECW is doing a show in Tallahassee, Florida.
Even worse, what if you're someone signed to the World Wrestling Federation and a part of that company, but you're not allowed to cross over into other wrestling companies?
Plus, again, "Monday Night Raw" is performing somewhere in California while "WCW Monday Nitro " is performing all the way in New York and ECW is performing in Tennessee.
And you can't get to have sex with all of the sexiest male pro wrestlers because of that.
So instead, here's a fantasy that you have...
At the end of 1997 and beginning of 1998, there was this sexual fantasy you had, and that fantasy involved you wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around and covering your naked torso and tucked under your arms, where you walked into this warm, steamy sauna.
Sitting inside this sauna was Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Christian Cage, Scott Hall, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Nova from ECW and Tommy Rogers during his late 90's ECW run.
Shawn, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Christian Cage and Nova all had their long hair hanging down in this fantasy, nothing was tying their hair back, and Shawn, Triple H and Chris all had completely shaved faces.
Actually, Tommy Rogers and Scott Hall, too, had their long hair hanging down in this fantasy, but they usually always have their hair down.
Nova didn't have any face paint on his face nor did he have any drawn on marker on his face---like during his Blue World Order days.
Jeff Hardy also had his hair hanging down in his fantasy because this was before he wore his hair in ponytails.
While those aforementioned men were sitting inside this sauna, they were all sitting down naked with towels wrapped around their waistlines covering their private parts.
Saunas are infamously warm and steamy, which causes people's hair to get wet, and while locks of these men's hair was a little bit damp, their hair wasn't too wet, which is a good thing.
Shawn Michaels doesn't really look all that good with wet hair, to be honest.
Shawn was sitting in between Christian Cage and Jeff Hardy, whereas Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam and Nova were sitting behind Shawn, Christian and Jeff.
When you entered into this sauna, every man in the sauna's face lit up seeing you, where now their eyes were all focused on you with smiles forming on their faces.
You stood in front of these men with a naughty grin on your face, and your hands unfolded your towel and let it drop to the floor, revealing your naked body to them.
You had no clothes underneath your towel, and you let these men study your nude body.
They weren't disgusted over your naked body, in fact, they loved it.
Shawn's hands were motioning to you to sit in his lap, and you walked towards him.
Dropping your towel was an invitation for sex.
As you approached closer to Shawn, his hands unfolded his towel wrapped around his waistline and exposed his barenaked genitals to you.
Once you stopped walking once you stood in front of Shawn close enough to touch him, your legs and thighs spread apart, where you sat in his lap and straddled it.
Shawn was getting an erection when you entered the sauna, and his erection was growing even more hard once you undressed and walked up to him.
One of Shawn's hands grabbed his penis and inserted the tip of it into your pussy hole, where his hand slid his cock further deep down inside your vagina.
He removed his hand off of his erection as it kept slipping into your cunt.
Christian Cage and Jeff Hardy got out of their seats, where they sat on their knees on the floor and they leaned their faces closer to your breasts, where they began to suck on your nipples.
You began to bounce and ride up and down Shawn's penis while Christian and Jeff tried sucking your nipples.
Scott Hall and Triple H got out of their seats and removed their towels off of their waists, and those 2 were both stark naked under those towels.
You don't care whether or not if the rest of these men have erections or not except for who fucks you in your pussy and asshole.
Chris Jericho, Nova and Rob got out of their seats and took off their towels, where of course they were naked underneath them.
One of Chris', Nova's and Rob's hands were holding on to their penises, where they pointed and aimed the tips of their cocks at your face as close as possible.
Chris, Nova and Rob all sat on their knees while they pointed their dicks at you.
Tommy Rogers, on the other hand, pulled himself up to where he was sitting, where he walked behind Scott Hall and took off his towel as he approached you.
Likewise, Tommy was naked under his towel, and once he stood behind you, one of his hands grabbed his penis and slid the tip of it into your asshole, where he slid and penetrated his cock deeper inside your anus.
He removed his hand off of his dick as it was entering deeper inside your ass.
He began to pound and thrust his cock back and forth inside your asshole while you rode Shawn.
As you were busy riding Shawn, your head turned sideways to Scott Hall, where one of your hands grabbed his cock and inserted it into your mouth, where you tried to suck on his cock.
While you tried giving him a blowjob, one of your hands grabbed Triple H's penis and proceeded to masturbate it.
Your hand pulled Triple H's dick---especially the tip of it---as close to your face as possible so his precum could land on it.
One of Chris', Nova's and Rob's hands were holding on to their dicks, where they were masturbating their forming erections as they pointed the tips of their cocks at your face.
It was easy for Christian and Jeff to squeeze in between Triple H and Scott since Christian and Jeff are the skinniest men that can slip in.
You really wish you could have multiple arms and hands so you could masturbate these men circling around you while you're giving a blowjob to one of them as you're riding a cock and another penis is fucking your ass.
You wish that maybe Jeff Hardy and Christian Cage could point the tips of their dicks at your face so they can masturbate on your face and/or you can give them blowjobs, but you specifically chose for Jeff and Christian in this fantasy to suck your nipples.
Scott looked at you giving him head with a smirk on his face, and Triple H, Nova, Chris and Rob were all staring at you with smirks and grins on their faces.
Tommy is fucking you in your ass because he's arguably the least attractive out of all of these men.
Well, maybe not the least attractive, but he had some questionable hair during his late 90's ECW days.
You couldn't decide if you wanted Tommy Rogers, Jerry Lynn in late 1997 and early 1998 or Brian Pillman in 1996 to be the one fucking your asshole, but you settled on Tommy since he's the most attractive out of those 3.
Though, you could have some other hottie fucking your asshole, even Rob Van Dam or Nova could've done it.
Heh, maybe Tommy, Jerry and Brian could take turns fucking your asshole.
There are other men who could've been in this fantasy, like a steam room that also has some other hot sexy male pro wrestlers like Bret Hart, Raven from ECW and WCW, Sean Morley/Val Venis, Jim Powers from WCW and the list goes on.
But it's impossible for so many men to gangbang one woman, not to mention some of those wrestlers aren't as sexy as the ones you're getting gangbanged by in your fantasy.
You could've and should've fantasized about Tommy Rogers when he had long hair in his Fantastics days in the late 1980's fucking you.
Despite that you're getting rammed by a cock in your ass and another cock in your pussy, you're still managing to try to give Scott Hall a blowjob while Christian and Jeff try to suck your breasts.
They're trying to keep up with you as you ride up and down Shawn.
Precum is beginning to spill out of the slits of Chris', Nova's, Rob's and Triple H's penises, where it took a little time until their precum broke off of their penisheads and got on your face.
And some precum is forming out of Scott Hall's slit and getting on your tongue, where you're swallowing and gulping down his premature ejaculation.
Because this sauna is so warm and hot, the skin of these wrestlers as well as you is equally hot and almost moist.
So much heat combined with getting gangbanged in a sauna could cause you or these wrestlers to pass out from a heat stroke.
Blood has been rushing to your clitoris and swelling it up in sexual arousal, and blood keeps rushing to all of these men in the sauna's cocks and hardening them up.
Scott could easily raise his hands up in the air and drop them down until his hands form a "v" shape next to his crotch where he shouts out "suck it!", but maybe that's best reserved for Triple H.
There were a few breathy groans and moans coming from these men in this gangbang, and you too couldn't help but moan, whine and whimper a few times.
Your whines and whimpers in this gangbang were consenting, not as if you're in pain.
You have very sensitive nipples, that's why you're letting Jeff Hardy and Christian Cage---2 skinny but sexy up and coming wrestling stars at the time---suck them.
Scott Hall and Triple H were both sexy AF during this time, which is why they're standing next to you so you can give one a blowjob while you masturbate the other.
Shawn is the sexiest out of all of these men, that's why you're riding him.
Dirty talking is so sexy, and these male wrestlers are murmuring sexually explicit, pornographic talk at you during this gangbang fantasy.
Speaking of sexually explicit talk, Triple H's hands and arms raised high up in the air until they swooped and glided down gently---making sure not to hit someone in the face---until his hands made an "X" shape above his crotch.
"Suck it!" Triple H exclaimed when his hands joined together to form an "x" shape above his genitals, thrusting and pushing his crotch out when he shouted D Generation X's infamous catchphrase.
Some of these other wrestlers saw what Triple H was doing, which made a few of them lightly chuckle and laugh, nearly breaking their mood.
You've given a blowjob to Scott Hall long enough, so your head turned away from Scott's genitals and turned opposite to Triple H's, where your face was turned sideways and tried giving Triple H head.
Triple H's cock was now poking inside your mouth this time, where you tried giving him fellatio while you rode and got fucked.
You have 2 hands, why didn't you try masturbating another wrestler with your other hand while you gave Scott Hall a blowjob and Triple H a handjob?
Good question.
Either way, what's sexier...a girl masturbating another guy's cock or a guy jerking off his penis and pointing it at a girl?
Even though you wouldn't mind giving Tommy Rogers a blowjob after he ejaculates, his cock has been up your asshole which is where poo falls out of, and that's not a good thing, even if people out there lick people's assholes.
Shawn wishes he could suck your breasts as you're riding him, but you've got 2 other hotties sucking your nipples.
As you have Triple H's cock in your mouth while you're busy sucking it, you're swallowing any precum that's come out of his slit.
One of your hands grabbed Scott Hall's penis and proceeded to masturbate it, pointing the tip of his cock at your face as you gave him a handjob.
His cock felt moist from being inside your moist mouth.
Chris, Rob and Nova are pointing the tips of their dicks at your face and trying for their precum to not land in Shawn Michaels' hair.
Your mouth is swallowing the precum that's coming out of Triple H's slit as well as the precum that hung off of his cock.
Your opposite hand tried to reach out and grab maybe Chris Jericho's penis so you could masturbate it.
You don't care whose penis you grab, really.
Chris, Nova and Rob can see your hand trying to grab one of their dicks, although they prefer masturbating on your face.
It is pretty sexy when someone grabs someone's cock as they're giving it a blowjob.
It's been somewhat difficult for Chris, Nova and Rob's precum to land on your face while they're masturbating considering your head is turned sideways to give blowjobs to Triple H and Scott.
You'd love to give head to Nova, Chris or Rob as you're riding Shawn and Tommy fucks your ass and even while Jeff and Christian suck your nipples and you're jacking off Scott and Triple H, but you're worried your face won't be able to reach and go above over Shawn's head (as in what's attached to his neck) just to give oral sex to Rob.
Although, maybe you can try to give a blowjob to Nova or Chris Jericho.
After sucking on Triple H's cock for a while and swallowing his precum, your head turned and faced in front of Nova's cock, wanting his precum inside it and wanting to suck his dick.
Though, it probably might be difficult to do that.
Maybe you can give handjobs to Christian Cage and Jeff Hardy or one of them can fuck your pussy.
Shawn Michaels was the first one to cum, where after he ejaculated inside of you for a while, he pulled you off of his lap and let you sit on your knees in front of his genitals, where he let his white semen drip all over your face and then you proceeded to give him a blowjob and swallow his cum while doing so.
You continued giving head to Shawn as Tommy fucked your ass, although it was now difficult for Nova, Chris and Rob to masturbate on your face and for Christian and Jeff to suck your breasts.
When Shawn was finished in your fantasy, now it was time to ride Jeff Hardy.
Jeff sat where Shawn previously sat, where you raised yourself up and straddled Jeff's lap, where you proceeded to ride him.
As you rode Jeff Hardy, Shawn Michaels and Christian Cage crouched down to where your breasts were and they began sucking them.
Scott Hall was next to cum, where he ejaculated next to your face, and as he jizzed on your face, your head turned and let his cock enter inside your mouth, where you proceeded to clean his cock off and swallow his cum.
Since your head was in front of Chris' penis, one of your hands grabbed Jericho's dick and masturbated it, helping jack off his erection.
Maybe Chris won't need to masturbate now that you're helping him out.
You eventually came when Jeff Hardy's cock was inside you as you rode him, your clitoris pounding and throbbing after your pussy creamed all over his penis inside.
Tommy Rogers jizzed inside of you afterwards, but you didn't clean his cock off, sadly and much to his dismay.
But then again, this is a fantasy, so maybe your asshole doesn't need poo to come out of it and the inside of your asshole smells like something pleasant and isn't filled with bacteria.
But...you unfortunately didn't fantasize about sucking Tommy's cock after he jizzed in your asshole.
Of course Jeff, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Rob and Nova eventually ejaculated, where you let their cum drench your face and you gave them all blowjobs, swallowing all of their cum.
You also gave a handjob and blowjob Christian Cage in this fantasy after you swallowed Scott Hall's cum and now it was his turn to suck your nipples.
When Christian ejaculated, you let his cum soak your face and you gave him a blowjob to swallow his jizz and clean his dick off.
These men all had turns sucking your nipples in this gangbang fantasy.
You've masturbated to this sauna gangbang fantasy many times, and this fantasy has always made your pussy throb, blood swell your clitoris and made your pussy cum.
You've looked to see if the WWF, ECW and WCW are all having shows in the same area just to help make your gangbang fantasy come true.
In 1996 and 1997, you'd look at the sexiest male wrestlers in the WWF and see if they should be in your sauna gangbang, you even talked with these wrestlers about it.
#shawn michaels#triple h#jeff hardy#christian cage#rob van dam#scott hall#chris jericho#tommy rogers#nova#ecw#wwf#90s
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Ol' Sammy Sam-Sam's back with another stupid crack fic idea that someone no one should actually attempt to write! Read at your own risk!
So, coming off his Tag Team Championship win, Ricky decides it's time for a very important personal project that he's had in mind for a while now. He wants - no, he needs - to do a private photoshoot where he poses nude with his new belt (think Shawn Michaels' Playgirl pictures) so he can get the pics framed and hung around his house (a completely valid, 100% acceptable thing to want, I think we can all agree.) But he can't just hire any ol' photographer for that, it needs to be someone that he can trust and feel comfortable around but is also a halfway decent photographer. So naturally, he reaches out to his buddy Hook and somehow convinces him to do the shoot.
A simultaneously uncomfortable and far-too-comfortable time is had by all.
#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write#Is this choosing violence again?#I'd consider it a milder version. Because it's goofy but still cursed#At this point who has a more embarrassing social media presence - me or TK? 😬#Also was this partially inspired by the gif of Ricky that I reblogged earlier? The one with his ass out?#Perhaps.
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Costume Contest anon here... it's time for the Fantasy Sexy Costume Contest - HALLOWEEN EDITION! (The rules: Nudity is permitted except for frontal nudity, which is banned for TV.) Pick your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners!
BRON BREAKKER is dressed as Frankenstein's monster, face and body painted in green and he has metal bolts coming out of his neck. He's shirtless and wearing low-cut gray jeans without underwear, sagging down to show the top half of his muscular ass.
CHAD GABLE is wearing a Captain America full-body suit, with the ass cut out to show off his fat, round cheeks.
ILJA DRAGUNOV is dressed as a vampire, faced painted white and wearing red contacts. He's wearing a long black cape, which he opens to reveal he's wearing a red thong underneath.
PRETTY DEADLY are doing a tribute to the 80's tag team Demolition, in full face paint and wearing black harnesses and jockstraps covered in metal spikes.
RICOCHET is dressed as mummy, with bandages wrapped around his entire body. Their loose around his waist, causing his fat cheeks to burst out and spill out over the bandages, showing off his full ass.
THE ACCLAIMED are doing a devil & angel combo. MAX CASTER the devil, wearing horns and his head and he is wearing a red mesh bodysuit from SlickItUp, showing his nude body and huge ass except for a red pouch covering his crotch. ANTHONY BOWENS is the angle, wearing a halo over his head and white wings on his back - he's wearing nothing but white Calvin Klein underwear briefs.
MADCAP MOSS is the Wolfman, wearing a torn flannel shirt ripped open and torn jeans. He has a tear on the back side of his left leg, going all the way up to his cheek, leaving it exposed.
TONY NESE is the Incredible Hulk, bodypainted in green and wearing purple daisy-duke jean shorts, showing the lower half of his huge ass.
CLAUDIO CASTIGNOLI is Dr. Manhattan from "Watchmen," wearing white contact lenses and body painted in light blue. He's completely nude, except for a plate covering his penis.
TRICK WILLIAMS is doing a tribute to 2Pac's famous nude photo in the bathtub with David LaChapelle, wearing a ton of gold chains around his waste to cover his ass and dick.
CARMELO HAYES is doing a tribute to Shawn Michaels in the mid 90's - he's wearing a white leather vest clasped together in chains, a white leather cap, and white leather chaps. He's wearing nothing under his chaps, showing off his fat ass, and he has a red leather sleeve over his dick and testicles.
Pick your winners!
OMGGGGGG BITCH YOU FUCKING DELIVERED! AMAZING, EPIC, POWERFUL, WE FUCKING STAN! the dedication and art in this like wow… thank you costume anon THANK YOU!! 💖
whew this, once again, was so difficult to choose but after much deliberation…
3rd.. ilja, that simple halloween costume but with his stunning ass in a red thong? AMAZING
2nd.. claudio, he’s nude, his cheeks are out, ofc he’s one of the best
and the winner of wweassets’ costume contest anon’s fantasy sexy costume content halloween edition 2022 is…
trick williams
bit of a random one for me i know but 👀that tupac photoshoot is one of the hottest and greatest pieces of 90s culture! and trick would devour it
excited to hear what everyone else decides!
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Some people have said Shawn Michaels in the 1990's would've been posting and sending nudes.
Wonder if he'd send and post nudes of his hands making "x" and "v" shapes above his genitals like he did in the WWF, especially since those gestures mean a more vulgar term for fellatio?
I wonder if D Generation X era Triple H and Razor Ramon also would've been sending and posting nudes with their hands making "x" and "v" shapes above their genitals...
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🖤┊ ❝ @hartbreakxd ❞┊ [ continued from HERE ] 🖤
The younger woman didn't stir until Shawn yelled which woke her up, Nattie jumping damn near out of her skeleton and senses on high because she thought like a fire broke out or something. "What? What happened? What's going on?" It didn't take long to pick up on his body language and behavior: urgent, rushing, panic. Yes, Nattie was starting to recollect what took place hours prior between her and Shawn, only thing was she wasn't freaking out and trying to leave the hotel room.
"Shawn..." She sat up against the headboard, a call of his name to get his attention but no use. "Shawn?" Again a lack of any response during his escapist rambling was starting to tick Nattie off. Olive hues watched as he paced back and forth until all of a sudden she had enough, slamming her hands down with force and raising her voice. If he wanted to cause a scene then so can she---she was a Hart after all. "Could you stop talking for once and just listen to me?!" Screaming at the top of her lungs first thing in the morning was not what she had in mind. The blonde knew of the high risk she got herself into last night with Shawn and the shitstorm that would ensue if Bret, her father or anybody caught wind of this. The difference between her and Shawn was, she didn't give a damn. As a grown woman, she could take accountability for her actions and to be honest, she didn't regret much of anything.
"What happened to the high-and-mighty Shawn Michaels who wasn't afraid of anything or anybody? What happened to the Shawn Michaels who stood any opponent or adversity in the eye no matter how bigger it was than him? Are you really that scared of my uncle?!" Nattie scoffed, adjusting the bed sheets over her nude chest. "If you must know, my uncle and my dad are on the floor below us due to the hotel fucking up the reservations at the last minute, we found out as soon as we got here. Why do you think it was soooo easy to come to your room? Why do you think I'm not overreacting like you are right now? People told me you were a huge diva but this is ridiculous. You know what? Just go." Grabbing a pillow, Nattie hurled it angrily at Shawn, hoping it hit him rather than miss. Despite the dangerous circumstances maybe she was being too naïve. It was the fanatic side of her. What woman hadn't dreaming of sleeping with Shawn? "Go! Since you wanna leave so damn badly! Even if I wasn't Bret's niece you probably still would treat me like this. You don't wanna speak of this again? Well fine!"
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big boobs ? what ?? ummm, chile, anyway... soo. hey angels ! xD fun fact ? positions has been on repeat for like 4 days straight <3 i’m c / cely ( she + her ), whatever floats ur boat, i’m a 23 yr old from the eastern tz who’s 110% struggling to adult properly, and i’m rlly not all tht interesting, so let’s move on to The real star here
p.s. i promise i’ll try but 9/10 i am terrible at ims 😔 so feel free to hmu on the disco @simp 4 shawn 5ever#1305
chicago’s very own georgia ‘gigi’ madigan has been spotted on madison avenue , with a striking semblance to madelyn cline ! you may know them as @gigipuffs or hitting the front page of tmz as shamed child star gigi goes gaga on pedestrian on broadway street . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-third birthday bash . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re irascible , but being congenial might help you . things that would paint a better picture of you would be head held high despite the sooty markings of a dirty neck , deafening music blaring from a convertible speeding down residential streets , cherry chapstick on a pouting mouth . ( cisfemale + she/her )
stats.
full name : georgia stormy madigan.
nickname(s) : gigi.
birthdate : sometime in october during ‘97.
zodiac : libra.
sexuality : bisexual / biromantic.
hometown : born in dallas, texas but moved to chicago at age 5 when her mother remarried, then eventually, nyc at 16 after her step-father received a huge job offer.
father : sullivan “sully” madigan-- retired soccer player & hall of famer. now, currently lives in honolulu, hawaii. gigi’s best friend. she goes to him often to either whine about her family, or laze in the sun. leads a normal, modest life with a new family. mellow & altruistic.
mother : gwendolyn mayfair-- talk show co-host ( the view reimagined ). was miss texas in ‘84, then miss america in ‘86. ambitious, but superficial & overbearing.
step-father : michael mayfair-- sports commentator. basically, sukie’s second father as he married gwendolyn while gigi was still young, therefore, was instrumental in raising her. was once sully’s biggest fan, then stole sully’s wife. funny, but flighty & unreliable.
siblings : riley mayfair-- half-sister. 4 years old. if it was still a thing, you’d without a doubt catch her on a toddlers & tiaras episode. keith madigan-- brother. 27 years old. currently serving life in prison for 3 counts of manslaughter. a painful detail the family doesn’t talk about. it always makes gwendolyn cry. it makes georgia’s blood boil.
occupation : host of one of the most popular podcasts in america.
traits : - irascible, sardonic, skeptical, flippant, scatterbrained, tactless, insubordinate. + congenial, benevolent, resilient, individualistic, waggish, uninhibited, candid.
character inspo : pinterest. viola hastings ( she’s the man ), maeve wiley ( sex education ), miley cyrus / ashley o ( black mirror ), alyssa ( end of the fucking world ).
* 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 : georgia madigan’s most scandalous articles
sully madigan’s problem child throws tantrum on set.
“ i know madigan. nice guy. but that daughter of his is out of control ! ” director leopold lincoln recounts georgia madigan’s horrific attitude.
racy photos of nearly nude georgia madigan leaked !
mental breakdown ? georgia madigan attacks paparazzi !
meltdown madigan at it again ! georgia’s meltdown with boyfriend caught on tape !
disney axes contract with georgia madigan. is this the end for the child star ?
ex disney star’s fall from grace * tmz image of a 19 year old georgia on her hands & knees vomiting outside of a nightclub *
why no one in hollywood wants to work with georgia madigan.
* 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢.
when gwendolyn first learned she was with child, she was ecstatic. she prayed & prayed for a girl. she daydreamed often about what it would be like having a mini her; pictured her in pageants ( dominating the competition if she was anything like mommy ), in ballet, getting their nails & hair done together like close mommies & daughters do.
when she found out she was having a boy, she begrudgingly accepted it as her fate, but vowed to try again, already planning her next pregnancy while still pregnant with her first; a child she'd name keith, &... she liked him okay. the first born always occupies a special place in the heart; but she wanted a girl. keith would grow up knowing a subtle kind of rejection. the second time gwendolyn learned she was with child, she was over the moon. this time she knew it'd be a girl-- a psychic had told her so. she didn't listen to anything else the psychic had to say.
* 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐢.
georgia was her mother's perfect little doll... until she wasn't. but until then, she dressed her up, ensuring she only adorned pastels, bought her lots & lots of barbies-- replacing the ones that'd turn up with their heads missing with dozens more-- forced her into hosiery & leotards while the child cried & cried & cried, smiled through the embarrassment when she'd sabotage her own performances at pageants, smiled in polite agony, face colored crimson, when she'd pick georgia up from school with her dresses covered in dirt, pigtails lopsided & drooping sadly. this wasn't what she pictured having a daughter would be like.
but instead of letting up, letting georgia explore her own interests, she pressed on. her sights eventually set on the silver screen. by 6, georgia was crying on disney sets. by 10, she had no more tears left to cry; & what would be the use anyway ? they never worked. by 15, georgia was acting out in a very different way. her father was gone, driven away across the country & an ocean by gwendolyn, her step-father mostly looked the other way, complicit, her brother, in prison-- gwendolyn’s biggest disappointment & heartache. georgia was alone.
* 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐢𝐢.
by 16, georgia had been dropped by disney, & a deep depression would befall her. when she was younger, friday night lights used to glint off of warm starry eyes. her father & step-father would take her to all the games & teach her all the happenings on the field until they made up their own little game of guessing plays-- up until there came a time when georgia would always emerge victorious. she dreamed of following in her father’s footsteps when she was young, but now, it was too late. her youth had been wasted, & she felt utterly drained. she used to think she had all the time in the world, but adulthood was rapidly approaching, & all she could do was lament over all that wasted time.
she eventually dug herself out, some time an ocean away from her mother doing her good, but when she returned home, gwendolyn had replaced her. this time, this baby would be a mini her. like her brother, georgia would come to know a subtle kind of rejection.
generally easygoing & big-hearted, over the years, georgia’s earned a bad reputation she’s undeserving of. while she has difficulty controlling spurs of anger, said anger is never without reason, it’s simply exacerbated. she doesn’t take too kindly to aggressive authority figures or injustice. after she established a podcast on youtube & spotify when she was 20, however ( the subject matter is some of everything; football, soccer, pop culture, racy content, politics, think pieces, philosophy, she even hosts people on occasion to keep things fresh & exciting ), people were finally able to get to know the real her.
#wealthyhq:intro#not me having this rdy for days oop#plotting tomorrow bc ya girl is not present tonight :sob: iykyk#depression tw
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Us, October 5
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Meghan Markle tells Prince Harry it’s baby time
Page 1: First Look -- Cate Blanchett at the premiere of Spy No Tsuma at the Venice Film Festival
Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Diane Kruger vs. Cindy Bruna, Chloe Bennet vs. Martha Hunt
Page 6: Loose Talk -- John Legend joking about expecting his third child with Chrissy Teigen, Kelly Clarkson getting candid about her divorce from Brandon Blackstock, Ryan Reynolds on getting tested for Covid-19, Chris Evans on his accidental nude photo leak, Drew Barrymore on her relationship with her Charlie’s Angels costars Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu
Page 9: Contents
Page 12: 2020 Emmy Awards -- Schitt’s Creek stars Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara and Daniel Levy and Annie Murphy
Page 13: Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Kimmel, Kerry Washington, Laverne Cox
Page 14: More Emmy winners, Tracee Ellis Ross, Zendaya, Brian Cox
Page 15: Ramy Youssef’s Emmy presenter waves goodbye when he didn’t win, Regina King
Page 16: Hot Pics -- Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William, Hailey Bieber on a floatie in the pool, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde play soccer on the beach in Malibu, Sarah Jessica Parker working at her SJP collection shoe store
Page 17: Janelle Monae promoting her new film Antebellum, Dwayne Johnson ripped the security gate off his house in Atlanta during a power outage and he was late for work
Page 18: Academy of Country Music Awards -- Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryan, Kelsea Ballerini, Thomas Rhett bumped elbows with host Keith Urban
Page 20: Back in Action -- celebs get in character again -- Shay Mitchell filming a Revlon commercial, Allison Janney and the cast of Mom wearing masks, Ellen Pompeo and Richard Flood in masks for Grey’s Anatomy, Sandra Bullock on the set of her next Netflix film in Surrey in British Columbia, James D’Arcy with actress Miriam Dalmazio in an upcoming series about Leonardo da Vinci filming in Tivoli in Italy
Page 22: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- John Leguizamo plays chess in NYC, Emilia Clarke walks her dog Ted in London
Page 24: Hello Kitties! Kat Dennings’ cat has mastered the art of photobombing, Jenna Fischer and her cat Sonny, Jason Mraz puts on a live performance for his cat
Page 26: Love Lives -- Planning for any wedding between Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom has been put on hold and they’re focusing on their daughter Daisy
Page 27: Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck are basically living together and Ben is so sweet to Ana, Tarek El Moussa thought he’d never marry again following his 2016 split from then-wife Christina Anstead and then he met Heather Rae Young
Page 30: Hot Hollywood -- After nearly two years of marriage Christina Anstead and her husband Ant Anstead are calling it quits
Page 31: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are doing better than ever after secretly welcoming a second child in July -- the baby has really brought them together after they hit a rough patch late last year, dating Emilio Vitolo Jr. has been a breath of fresh air for Katie Holmes because unlike her super low-key six-year relationship with ex Jamie Foxx she doesn’t need for her new romance to be private and it shows, Ellen DeGeneres apologized for the toxic workplace allegations in the season 18 premiere of her talk show
Page 32: A Day in the Life -- Shawn Johnson East
Page 34: Cover Story -- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s brave new world -- with a new house and a multimillion-dollar deal with Netflix the couple is finally feeling at home in Hollywood and baby No. 2 is next
Page 38: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt together again -- Jen and Brad’s flirty virtual reunion has everybody talking
Page 40: Do the side hustle -- the celebrities made a name for themselves on screen and in the studio but they’re making bank with business ventures -- Kate Hudson, 50 Cent, Drew Barrymore
Page 41: Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Reese Witherspoon
Page 42: Style -- Rock the Vote
Page 44: Us Musts -- Michael Kelly talks about playing Andrew McCabe in The Comey Rule
Page 45: Take Five with Troy Doherty, Colin Donnell and Brian Usifer of the band The Nineteen Twenty
Page 46: Fashion Police -- Larsa Pippen, Thomas Jane, Carole Baskin
Page 47: David Arquette, Kourtney Kardashian, Paris Hilton
Page 48: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Howie Mandel
#tabloid#grain of salt#tabloid toc#tabloidtoc#meghan markle#prince harry#prince harry and meghan markle#harry and meghan#meghan and harry#harry and meg#howie mandel#katy perry#orlando bloom#ana de armas#ben affleck#tarek el moussa#heather rae young#christina anstead#ant anstead#justin timberlake#jessica biel#katie holmes#emilio vitolo jr.#shawn johnson east#jennifer aniston#brad pitt#michael kelly#the comey rule#troy doherty#colin donnell
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TIM General Violence
Father, now a woman, gets 18-months for sexually assaulting daughter
Transgender female Twitter engineer charged with raping her estranged wife
Transgender Serial Child Rapist Arrested Again for Nude Images of Child: Nicola (née Ross) Florida
Trans-Identified Man Passes as Female Nanny to Rape, Kidnap Children: Synthia (née Dennis L.) Koopman | Women Are Human
Man Hides Past as Child Rapist by Becoming Transgender, Changing Name: Allison (née Dennis) Woolbert | Women Are Human
Male Transgender Impeached for Sexual Assault Allegations: Heather Dunn
Trans-identified Man Rapes Girl at Party: Dean Sawley
Trans-Identified Man Charged with Kidnapping, Raping Man: Jeffrey “Ciara” McEleveen
Trans-Identified Man Arrested for Molesting Adolescent Girl with Sex Toy: Tanner (a.k.a. Evelyn) Young
Vicious Child Rapist / Murderer Demands Sex Change & Freedom: Synthia China Blast
Three Men - Including Transgender - Sexually Enslave, Torture 14-Year-Old Girl
Trans-Identified Man Convicted in Gang Rape of Teen Girl: Lisa (née Louis) Massei
Two Male Transgenders Kidnap and Rape Underage Boy: Javoris “Aceiyana” Phillips
Police: Lowell Transgender Woman Sexually Assaulted 15-Year-Old Girl
Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko | Women Are Human
Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist: Chad Sevearance-Turner | Women Are Human
Popular trans activist Eli Erlick is a rapist
Trans Activist Jessica Yaniv wants to help 10 yr old girls put their tampons in
Man, Dressed as Woman, Charged With Sexually Assaulting of Boy
Convicted sex offender seeks access to women’s locker rooms through bathroom law
Man accused of posing as woman in sexual batteries found mentally unfit to stand trial
Crossdresser given shops ban over Perth grope rap
Crossdressing Suspect Arrested For Raping Woman
Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation
Joseph Patrick Bueche – Hit store clerk over the head with bottle for misgendering
Charles Norwood – Battery
Jarvis June “Lady Jae” Clark – Murder
Maikobi Burks – Murdered mother, father, and sister
Emmagene Kaytlyn Cronin/Shawn Cronin writer for The TransAdvocate, battery, harasses women online
Chay’Im BenSholom, claims to be transgender, murdered a woman
Richard Speck – Mass murder/rape of women
Veronica Bolina/Charleston Alves Francisco brutally beat elderly woman after invading her home
Derek Sinden, who identifies as a woman, assaulted/killed elderly woman after invading her home
Mark van N. – Dentist who killed his wife and mutilated the teeth of some 100 patients
Matthew “Maddie” Smith, murder
Dr. Richard Sharpe – Killed wife during divorce
Transgender woman arrested in Idaho bomb plot
Michael Adams – Shot and killed girlfriend
Psychotherapist Rita Powers murdered by her patient, a transwoman, because Powers didn’t think he was an appropriate candidate for sex reassignment surgery
Note, in the link, that the transgender community blamed Powers for being murdered, saying that if she had just given her patient what he wanted, she would still be alive. In other words, ‘she asked for it.’ Sound familiar?
Transgender Activist Ordered To Stand Trial For Oakland Triple Murder
Cheryl Partsch punched in teeth for questioning cross-dressing man in women’s restroom.
His punch cost her $60K in medical bills. Note that Patrick doesn’t identify as a woman, but still punched Cheryl in the teeth for being concerned about his presence in the women’srestroom, and called her questioning a “hate crime.”
Transactivist punches Mia Mac in face and neck, and breaks her camera, at Speakers Corner in London. Action for Trans Health London defended and excused the actions of the transactivist assailant. [See video further down the Masterpost ↓↓↓] More info and screenshots can be found here.
A lesbian was jumped by a gang of transactivists outside of a gay bar. Her assailants then proceeded to brag about it on Twitter.
Feminists assaulted in Transgender Attack at Portland conference for Social Change
UK trans athlete Lauren Jeska, attempts to murder an official and attacks two other officials from British Athletics for reviewing the medals won while competing as a woman. Lauren Jeska is male.
A minor female was assaulted by a transgender named Dakota Kern, apparently because she called him “dude.
Winthrop teen pleads guilty to murdering parents on Halloween morning 2016
Pasco: Cross-dressing man sentenced for battery
Disturbing Details in Shooter’s Social Media
Serial killer Donna Perry sentenced to life without parole | The Spokesman-Review
Trans-identified Man Kills Uncle to Fund “Gender” Surgery: Vonlee Nicole Titlow
Transgender Goes on Ax Rampage After Rejection, High on Transitioning Drugs, Alcohol & Cannabis: Karl “Evie” Amati
Trans-Identified Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Was Leaving Him: Michael Adams
Trans-Identified Man Poses as Woman to Lure, Blackmail, and Kill Man: Alhan Khan
Transgender female Twitter engineer, 32, is charged with raping her estranged wife the day after serving her with divorce papers
Trans activist Eli Erlick is a confirmed rapist
Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko
Trans-Identified Man Beats Up Firefighters Who Put Out Fire on His Property: Kate Lynn Blatt
Transgender and Prominent Trans Rights Activist Slaughters Long-time Friend: Gigi Thomas
Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist:
Robert Durst – Murdered wife, traded in real estate for high heels and lipstick, used transgender identity to stay hidden
Man dressed as woman robs Target with semi-automatic handgun
Arrest warrant issued for Transwoman in Montreal “sex change” clinic Arson
“Woman” killed neighbor before shooting self
Subway slasher caught blowing kisses on camera while vowing to ‘cut’ victims
Police: Stamford Resident Hit Woman In Face With Bottle After Gender Insult
Daryl Rasmussen – Murdered gay couple
Philip Walker Rosati, who identifies as a transgender woman, murdered wife
Kentucky Fairness Campaign’s Anthony G. Casebeer threatens lesbian feminists
John “Johnny” Jacobson Jr/Skylar Deleon – Armed burglary and murder
Mrs. Doubtfire’s arsonist arrested
Armed trans woman arrested after 10-hour D.C. standoff
Greg Ward AKA Karisma Garcia is a Transgender Women currently incarcerated for robbing a person with cerebral palsy at knifepoint
Trans women charged with assault in Casa Ruby incident
Richard Chaperon/Synthia Kavanagh – Murder & threats of violence
Transgender woman savage beating/murder of partner
Lamar McQueen – First degree murder
Thomas Cross/Teresa Cross – Aggravated assault
Craig Hudson – Tortured/killed wife, fights to wear wig in prison
William Gray – Killed two women
Thomas Lamb – Kidnapping, rape and murder
Nouchie Vellon – first degree rape
Austin Christopher Wikels – Handcuffed woman to bed & forced her to perform a sexual act another woman, & sadomasochistic assault
Drunk ladyboy attempts to rape 72-year-old woman
Man Claims Rape Was Result of Gender Identity Crisis – raped unconscious woman
Transgender woman accused of giving fake breast exams
Gareth Mcpherson – transsexual, raped woman in vicious attack
Transgender male threatened to arrange for a “football team” to gang-rape a man if he didn’t submit to a homosexual encounter
Transvestite taxi driver faces a prison term after he was convicted of raping a drunken woman in the back of his car
Keith “Rebecca” Elmore – attempted rape of woman, admitted to having cannibalistic fantasies of killing and eating women
Vance Egglestone – brutal rape of woman
Richard “Sherri” Masbruch – serial torture-rapist who tied women up, tortured, and raped them. Raped female inmates after prison transfer
David John Harris – sexually assaulted women while wearing women’s clothing
Clare Lawton – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary and unlawful wounding.
Peter Steel – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary, unlawful wounding, damaging property:
Renell Thorpe – Broke into a woman’s home, raped her, and tried to flee while wearing her clothes:
Cross-dresser branded ‘high risk’ to women, sexually assaulted while wearing skirt, attempted rape of woman in bathroom:
Gregory Philip Schwartz – attempted sexually assault of woman while wearing Barbie doll dress inside a Big Lots bathroom:
“Terf Tracker” Allison Woolbert : outed as violent sex offender:
Convicted Sex Offender Leads Transgender Rights Effort in North Carolina
Child Sex Predator Paul Ray Witherspoon, ticketed for using female restroom uses “Gender Identity” defense
Jonathan “Johanna” Adrian Wolf – convicted sex offender, raped deaf girl, became trans activist fighting for locker room access
Xena M Grandichelli/Jeffrey Willsea a registered sex offender convicted of rape, becomes trans rights activist
Trans activist outs himself as a pedophile rapist
Lynchburg transadvocate arrested after assisting at-risk youth
Luis Morales “Synthia China Blast” – brutal rape and murder of 13-year-old Ebony Williams
Sexual predator jailed after claiming to be ‘transgender’ to assault women in shelter
Sex offender uses crowdfunding to raise money for gender reassignment surgery – molested 13 year old girl
Plymouth transgender sex offender jailed after coming into contact with child
Duane LeRoy Fox/Jennifer Ann Jasmaine – Committed offenses against 14 year old
Transsexual who downloaded sickening images of child pornography escaped jail because a judge said prison would be too tough a place for her
Louis Massei – Gang rape of a 16-year-old girl
Registered sex offender arrested on suspicion of entering a school campus and using a false female name
William Karl Olsen – Sexually violent predator
James Joseph Allard – Sex penetration with foreign object of victim under 14 years of age
Lewis “Lennea Elizabeth” Stevens – charged with possession of child pornography
Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation
Convicted Rapist Sues NJ Prisons Over Sex Change
Man in women’s clothing arrested for child porn
Cross dressing pervert was jailed after breaching the terms of his sexual offences prevention order
‘High risk’ sex offender locked up
Transgender Woman Arrested on Bestiality Charges: Placed Craiglists Ad To Arrange Sex With a Horse
David Megarry Jr. aka Sandra Jo Batista – convicted child rapist
Ronny Edward Darnell – repeatedly raped a 13-year-old girl:
literally hundreds more examples here and here, and some more here
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Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Beulah McGillislutty"
The most iconic women in the WWE are Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, Asuka, Bayley, the Bella Twins, Paige, Bianca BelAir, Alexa Bliss, Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler, and the list goes on.
The most iconic women in the World Wrestling Federation were Chyna, Wendi Richter, Cyndi Lauper, Miss Elizabeth, Sable, Sunny, Lita, Debra, Trish Stratus, Stephanie McMahon, Alundra Blayze, and others, although some of these women were still in the company when it became the WWE.
Yes, the WWF and WWE are technically the same company, but they had different names.
The most iconic women in the original 1990's ECW wrestling company were Beulah McGillicutty, Francine, Nancy Benoit, Dawn Marie, Kimona Wanalaya, and Sunny.
But Beulah and Francine were the most iconic.
Beulah did a nude pornography photoshoot as well as video for Penthouse magazine, and that photoshoot and video were both sexy AF.
You learned about ECW in 1997 when some of the roster crossed over to the World Wrestling Federation in February that year, and while it made you really happy to see some ECW stars---especially some of the sexiest ones--invade the company, it also made you upset they were only there temporarily.
You were signed to the WWF and a part of the roster that year, and you weren't allowed to cross over into other wrestling companies.
You started watching ECW after learning about in February 1997, and learned about Beulah and her Penthouse porn video and photoshoot.
However, in May and June of 1997, one of ECW's stars, Rob Van Dam, was briefly in the World Wrestling Federation and that made you so happy.
He nearly even joined the WWF that year in general.
There were some sexy men in the WWF in 1997, even if they were only there for a little while.
In May of that aforementioned year, shortly after Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you invited him, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy and even Brian Pillman to a hotel room when those men had free time from rehearsing matches and promos.
Those men were the sexiest men in the WWF during that time.
You would also invite Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith, they're pretty cute too, though Bret probably wouldn't like your performance.
When these men were in your hotel room, Hunter and Shawn all had their long hair hanging down, because they looked sexy AF when their hair isn't tied in ponytails.
Hunter, Shawn, Rob, Brian and Jeff were lounging on the 2 beds in this hotel room, whereas you stood in front of those 2 beds ready to give a performance.
Some of these men, in particular Brian, was laying on those beds, whereas others were sitting on top of the bed.
It would be a little homosexual for a group of men to lay on the same bed.
Not to mention, some of these men were sitting closest to you on these beds so they could see you.
While you stood in front of these men, you were dressed in a lacy, black, spaghetti strapped, skintight see through negligee, similar to the negligee Beulah wore in her porn video.
Even though you didn't have any music playing, you had a rather coy, innocent expression on your face with a slight smirk on your mouth and one of your hands slid across from your left ribcage down to your navel and to your right hip, only for your body to turn around until your back was in front of these men, where you bent your head and torso down until your ass and vulva was sticking out at these male wrestlers.
Your hand was stroking above the fabric of your negligee when it slid from your left ribcage down to your navel and hip, you were acting like how Beulah acted at the beginning of her porn.
Brian, Jeff, Rob, Hunter and Shawn were all looking at you with grins on their faces, satisfied at what they saw.
Shawn, Brian and Rob whistled at you like how men whistle at attractive women.
Brian, Shawn and Rob clapped their hands as they cheered and whistled at you when your ass was sticking out in front of them.
Your vulva was peeping out of your negligee and sandwiched in between your ass cheeks.
You didn't wear any panties under that negligee, much like Beulah in her video.
These men knew you weren't wearing any panties, but Shawn's and Rob's eyes grew wide when they saw a bit of your vulva under your negligee.
You wish other men in other wrestling companies, like Scott Hall, Chris Jericho, Nova from ECW, Raven, Jim Powers from WCW, even Chris Benoit could be in this hotel room to watch your performance, but these men weren't allowed to be in other wrestling companies.
When Rob Van Dam joined the WWF, you told him how you wish some ECW alumni like Nova and Raven were still in the WWF, frowning and pouting when you said that.
You would let Leif Cassidy watch this performance, too bad he grew a tacky handlebar moustache that ruined his looks.
You began to roll your ass around and upwards like how Beulah did in her Penthouse porn video, what you did was throw your ass in a circle basically.
You copied the beginning of Beulah's video, watching and studying everything she did in it.
You had her movements in that video memorized completely.
If you were one of those dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" at the beginning of 1997, you would dance like Beulah did at the beginning of the video, but you wouldn't really show your private parts on television, sadly.
Had Beulah's Penthouse tape played with the music playing, this would make your dance much sexier.
You then raised your head as well as your torso upwards until you straightened your body up and stood up, where one of your arms was slung across your navel and your hand was grabbing your hip while your opposite arm was up in the air.
You turned your body around where your arm up in the air buried and slid your fingers down through your hair and you removed your arm and hand off of your stomach, but one of your hands slightly slid the top of your negligee down off of your breast while your other hand was buried at your vulva.
When you did this, your body was bent forward slightly at these men in front of you.
Your fingers were slightly pulling your negligee at your breast off of your tit, nearly exposing your nipple and areola.
You received lots of cheers from all of these men when it seemed like your nipple was getting exposed.
They would chant "Show your tits!", but people next door might hear them.
These men felt free to masturbate to you, which is what they wanted to do.
As they watched this performance, some of them pulled their pants or shorts down and pulled their dicks out, where one of their hands was on their erections and they began to jerk off.
There was a tissue box on the nightstand in between the beds and a wastebasket in between the beds for these men to throw their used tissues in.
Soon, your hands grabbed both of the straps of your negligee, your wrists crossed, and your hands slowly slid your straps down your arms.
You made direct eye contact to these men as you slid both of your straps down in unison.
As the straps of your negligee were being pulled down, more of your bare chest was being exposed in front of them as your negligee slid down your torso.
Some of these men cheered and whistled at you as your negligee was sliding down your navel.
Hopefully no one next door will hear these men cheering and whistling at you as you undress.
While your negligee was wrapped around your waistline (not covering your torso anymore besides your waistline) and your arms and hands elevated out of the straps of your lingerie, your arms--especially your forearms--were folded and crossed below your breasts but your nipples and areolas were slightly exposed in front of these men.
Your arms and forearms unfolded, uncrossed and separated from each other, but your hands cupped your breasts and began to fondle and stroke them, pulling your tits upwards and even together until they touched.
Your hands were stroking your breasts and covering and blocking your areolas and nipples from being seen.
"I'd give her a dollar or more" Shawn said to you.
"Me too!" Rob and Brian chimed in out of unison.
Jeff and Hunter agreed, chiming in "Me too!" out of unison.
They can feel free to throw money at you.
When some of these men were masturbating, precum began to seep out of their slits, but luckily they had a box of tissues with them to share and clean up their messes.
They grabbed a tissue out of the box and even passed the box around so they could grab one.
"Beulah's got nothing on you" Rob Van Dam stated.
"Yeah!" these men agreed, nodding their heads and smiling, these men saying "yeah" not in unison.
Unlike Beulah in her porn video, you didn't lift one of your breasts up with your hand and try to lick your erect nipple.
However, while making eye contact with these men and your head tilted sideways, one of your hands did lift one of your breasts up to your mouth, and your index finger on that hand was elevating towards your mouth, where your tongue escaped out of your mouth and your index finger sliding down the top of your moist tongue.
With your tongue back inside your mouth again, your arms and forearms crossed below your breasts again, only for your forearms to unfold and separate away from each other as your hands joined together at your vulva.
Your vulva was exposed to these men now, your negligee was wrapped around your navel.
Your hands stroked up your bare skin up to your negligee, although one of your hands slid down to your pussy and began to rub it.
Your hand was buried between your thighs and masturbating your vulva.
One of Shawn's and Rob's hands slipped into the pockets of their shorts and pulled out their wallets, where they pulled out some money and tossed it to you.
One of Brian's hands slipped into the pocket of his pants, where he pulled his wallet out and opened it up, where his hand pulled some money out of his wallet and he threw it to you, grinning and laughing when he threw you that money.
You got some cheers from these men when you seemingly rubbed your vulva, only for that hand buried between your thighs to slide out and this time slide up to your body, much to their dismay.
They were disappointed when you seemingly stopped masturbating yourself, but don't worry, they'll get a treat soon enough.
One of your arms was above your head, while your hand on your opposite arm was trying to slide your negligee down your waistline.
Your index and middle fingers were sandwiched in between your negligee and your navel, those fingers seemingly pointing at your vulva and nearly almost looking like they're about to enter it.
You shifted your body sideways, where your hand escaped out of your negligee and your arm slid off of the top of your head.
You placed your hands on your knees when you shifted your body sideways and showed off the side of your body, sticking your ass a little bit out.
You began to roll your ass a little bit while your hands were on your knees, your eyes looking at these men as you rolled your ass.
You removed one of your hands off of your knee and moved that hand behind your ass, where your hand slid up from your ass and elevated up your hip to across your chest.
You watched your hand slide up the side of your body.
"It's amazing how well she's memorized Beulah's porn video" Rob said.
These men agreed, nodding their heads.
To visualize what this fanfic is about, watch Beulah McGillicutty's infamous porn video, and you act exactly like Beulah in the video until she introduces a silver dildo.
You acted exactly like Beulah during this striptease performance for these men except for when she brings out a dildo.
Soon, with your back turned in front of these men, you straddled a chair placed in between your legs.
Before sitting in that chair, you stuck your ass out in front of these men while your head was bent down.
While your ass was sticking out, your hand stroked your vulva in front of them.
You also turned your body around where your legs were spread wide open, one of your legs was up, and your hand was stroking your pussy exposed at these men.
These men jizzed and ejaculated during your performance, where you gave them oral sex after they came.
You, too, came during your performance.
You'd seen those pornographic pictures of Beulah and thought of letting these men fuck you while you're doing those Beulah poses, and you did.
If only you did this recreation of Beulah's porn video and photoshoot on her birthday in March in front of these sexy men.
When other sexy men joined the WWF---Christian Cage, Tommy Rogers, Jerry Lynn, Sean Morley, Chris Jericho, etc., you recreated the beginning of Beulah McGillicutty's porn video to these men privately.
Not to mention, during the Attitude era, you recreated her striptease at the beginning of her Penthouse video when you distracted an opponent as a valet, although you didn't show your breasts or your vulva, unfortunately.
During one of those coming up next segments in the WWF where the guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" plays, you recreated the beginning of Beulah's Penthouse video as well as some of the pictures from her photoshoot, although your private parts weren't shown.
#shawn michaels#rob van dam#hunter hearst helmsley#jeff hardy#brian pillman#1997#90s#wwf#ecw#beulah#beulah mcgillicutty
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Jordan Grace Bares All In Tribute To Shawn Michaels
Jordan Grace Bares All In Tribute To Shawn Michaels
On Sunday at Impacts Bound For Glory Jordan Grace captured Impacts Digital Media Championship and it took no time for the impact star to show off the belt in a special way. Jordynne posted a photo of herself posing nude on a bed with the championship belt. She included a quote from HBK himself just to make sure that there was no doubt about the tribute. ““There’s a first time for everything when…
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Before I saw this moment, I created my own female professional wrestling original character who I've imagined in a World Wrestling Federation episode the end of 1997 she wears nothing but a towel in the locker room, and while her back is turned in front of the camera she undoes her towel and flashes her naked body in front of Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and the Hardy Boyz (although no nudity is really shown and she's just filmed from the back when she exposes her nude body).
Strangely enough, my pro wrestling OC has a lot in common with AJ Lee.
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My gut is telling me that when HHH, Stephanie and Vince get their heads out their asses and finally induct Chyna into the Hall of Fame they gone fuck it up and Stephanie will probably be the one to give the speech 😒
I personally want HHH and Stephanie both away from her induction. I'd rather have Vicky or Kurt do it. Hell even Trish or Lita. Ivory, or Jacqueline. Road Dawg, Billy Gunn, Stone Cold, or Shawn Michaels. I'll even take xpac but I don't want those two phony people anywhere near that cause they're honestly trash.... and here's why.
Stephanie KNEW he was dating Chyna and had been for a while. Since the DX days. However she still pursed him. He's at fault too cause he knew and still cheated. And then when chyna found out and went the fuck off, they didn't renew her contract and are now trying to keep her out of the history books. They don't include her picture or name in any of the women's revolution video packages and HHH has even stated that he doesn't want her inducted because he has daughters and if they Google her name then they'll see that she taken nude photos for playboy and made a sex tape with Xpac. But yet WWE hasn't blacklisted him. 😒 like that's a bullshit as excuse because there are plenty of women who did playboy magazine that were wrestling at that time, and if sunny can be inducted then so should Chyna. And to add insult to injury, they always go on Twitter and talk about how they miss her and wish her happy birthday but when she was alive and wanted Vince to induct her and or allow her to come back similar to how Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold do, he ignored her calls and emails. Like fuck them!
Okay rant over.
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PyeongChang Men’s SP Reaction
FOREWARNING: someone remind me to never do this again I literally sweat through my shorts going through this emotional earthquake
I had reservations about doing this reaction post but I’m watching the NBC mini-promos for everyone (cue lil’ kid saying that Javi is his ONLY hero <3) competing tonight and all the feels flooding in.
Also gonna put my dream podium out there in advance so I can lay claim to my fantasies before they possibly flop: Yuzu, Nathan, Javi (in that order for Gold, Silver, and Bronze), but ofc the best scenario is that everyone skates well and leaves the ice happy and the gremlin judges can do whatever. I haven’t watched a lot of the earlier-group men this season, but looking at their music choices I’m pretty excited for Julian Zhi Jie Yee’s Build a Home program (P/C’s 2016 FS from Euros that year still sticks with me) and hopefully Yaroslav hits his 4F. Just writing out everyone’s name is getting me hella nervous
THIRTY ONE GUYS UP 4 HOURS FML LET’S GIT TO IT, first group up on warmup ice: ayyy Vincent hitting a nice 4Lz-3T
AHHH NBC dropping me randomly into Felipe Montoya’s program right into a botched 3F-2T; c’mon man AISH U TOOK AWAY JAVIER RAYA’S SPOT FOR THIS uwu I kinda dig the all white costume tho but must be a binch to find from the audience viewpoint
Chafik Besseghier actually into taximan more than during the Team SP like yeah sure NBC say it’s part of “French creativity” but that taxi look is wonky...points for commitment though, right? 77.01 with all those lil’ green boxes gouda job Chafik; also a note on that French quirky creativity comment anyone else remember Brian Joubert trying to “disprove” people calling him gay by doing a nude photoshoot
MY BOI Vincent Zhou HITS DAT 4Lz-3T first at the Olympics with that 4Lz-3T combo!!! gah other two jumps off-axis but damn he has the hardest technical content but man you gotta deliver all of it including rotations and GOE; also *pushes glasses up* Vincent ~almost~ got a perfect ACT score wat u doing get that 36 (LOL AT THE COMMENTATORS SAYING HIS SIS GOT A PERFECT SCORE); BANG 84.53 with some stubby GOEs I can live with that new season’s best YAAAS u chase those cars
Okay so the announcement for Denis Ten is in English over the loudspeakers but there’s like a little interruption when they just repeat the word “Kazakhstan” but in Korean phonetics; REIGNING BRONZE MEDALIST LET’S GO nope there goes the 4S-->2S, NICE triple axel though!, also loving the royal blue shirt, triple lutz triple NO (sorry had to say that), but the music is great kinda operatic but not like a loud Bocelli; considering his injuries and other hurdles this is alright, his entire season had a rough start ALSO the flower girls have dresses that match the rink so QUTE also Frank Carroll is still not retired mkay
Matteo Rizzo NICE 3A also considering that this is choreo’d by his mom this is great, strong Italian vibes, really good lines, straight camel with the leg position above the hip, good rotation; love the arms out of the 3Lz this would be a program I would want to do OKAY NBC WE GET THAT U NEED A QUAD TO GET ON THE PODIUM but friggin Matteo’s job is to make his mom choreo proud also considering how this is by far the biggest stage he’s been on after dethroning Ivan Righini, dis is gr8
Michael Christian Martinez honestly still love his taking YOI in stride basically Phichit IRL, not a great performance by any means, really low score in the 50s sheesh but hey that signature Biellmann though! this first group was alright still looking ahead
Yaroslav Paniot that was rough :/// also he took out the 4F and fell on all 3 passes (I mean he landed on his knee on the axel but like...what do you even call that?) damn Tammy Gambill coaches him too, into last place :(( it’s okay Yaroslav
Yan Han going for that hard nose blow and tissue grab looks intense LOVE THAT HARD SLAP ON THE BARRIER you got this my man, AHHH yas more Twilight, NICE TRIPLE AXEL BEST SO FAR man was that rotation fast, crap that 4T still looking for a clean toe in this comp; also these SPs are passing really quickly, Vincent still in the lead after Han’s 80.63
Julian Zhi Jie Yee OMGOMGOMG okay excited for this, awww love the shot back to the opening ceremony; love his shirt with the slight slit V not intrusive but modern and sleek LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE it; AHHH THE BEATS OF BUILD A HOME ready for this show off for Malaysia, NICE TRIPLE AXEL he had so much space coming down, maintaining composure, come on GREAT LUTZ halfway mark here come the lyrics and ahhh slipping on the 3F-3T, I think that content should be enough for him to make the FS, lines could be a bit better but his spin levels seem there good for him! Man he really floated on the 3A I’m hoping this’ll go into the low 70s yep 73.58 good score for him
And cue more ice-less places Brendan Kerry kinda attractive in that down-under way, used to be really smol but then hit that caucasian puberty WHOOO first clean 4T of the comp, like the shimmery dark blue shirt, nice 3Lz-3T who needs a quad sal if there’s anything the pairs comp taught us it’s that going clean leaves a greater impression than hard tricks, saved that 3A, this cut of Everybody Wants to Rule the World is so #inspirational someone get me my book of self-affirmations also getting all these coach-skater revelations Nikolai Morozov coaches Kerry?? dang, whoa slots right in behind Vincent with an 83 and change
Moris Kvitelashvili okay who tf put his name as Morisi on the official docs they actually announced his names as that ETERI U ONLY HAVE ONE BOY, bring on the Buble, smooth 3A that flow, def on feelin good on that 4S, after Boyangman’s Spiderman program I’ve grown to have a deeper appreciation for Michael Buble, he’s really tall but one of those lanky awkward guys but eh I give him props for having the gumption to compete for Georgia and getting to compete on Olympic ice
Keegan Messing LOL his intro “actually born in Alaska, proficient Yo-Yo master” aww singin in the rain WOW nice 4T-3T I’m laughin at clouds too Keegan, oof that 3A fall though, very fast spinner no travelling either...okay but seriously can we get RIka Kihira here to give these guys a 3A clinic or something, for a second this really feels like a Javi program, nice 3Lz to finish out the jumps my god I thought his coach was either Eteri/Shawn White c.2010 hair wow 85 taking away the lead from Vincent; 12 men done, 18 left!
This next warmup group Danny wit dat fresh haircut, NBC hyping up the final group omg chill ur horses, Michal with those sleeve ribbons!
Michal Brezina those bedazzled dragons, WOW QUAD sal (okay I thought it was a flip at first), good 3A nothing under review, not to compare but to compare this is like Seimei beta ver., beautiful delayed 3F, also I feel like I hear people clapping along to the drums but I don’t see anyone...it’s prolly the NK cheer squad, this skate should just sneak into 1st, damn his profile sideshot looks like a dinosaur, AWWW RAF lol still surprised by these coaching situations OH BOI lol just into 1st by 0.04 over Keegan
Cha Junhwan c’mon get that gypsy dance on bring the soul of Wakaba to the games (I expect shoulder shimmies), TAKE A DEEEEP breath Brian, wow dicey moment with the 3F-3T but landed flawlessly, even better 3A crowd goes WILDDDD, quick interjection these scores that are starting to pile into the mid-80s are seriously reminding me of the bronze-medal battle in Sochi I mean yeah now there’s a pretty solid list of 5/6 guys for the podium but still..chills..., might have urs but really bringing the energy otherwisein the stsq arms flairs right on the beat of the music (I’ll count those as shimmies) wow first standing O very well deserved all the korean flags!!
Other sidenote you know who’s gonna get more cool team jackets than Marina Zueva? Brian friggin Orser: Canada, Korea, Japan, Spain, Kazakhstan! all those colors!! gotta catch ‘em all and with a score of 83+ Junhwan goes into that pack of mid-80s
Paul Fentz jacksepticeye doppleganger back on the ice, honestly great 3T-3T screw the squad his air position is really good, wow wild like on the 3A but again great air position (honestly this plus straight legs on camel spins are like the must-haves), also loving this jazzy music it works for him, Wonderwall was WUNDERFUL
Interjection of hockey testosterone jeez being a referee in that would be terrifying you’re wearing no padding sheesh
Misha Ge okay srsly what is the point of saying “Uzbekistan” in English and then again in Korean phonetics? not into the brown ombre, good 3A, getting gypsy pirate vibes gawd that spin extension though ta die fo
Cutaway to Yuzu absolutely DESTROYIN that EZ applesauce pouch (okay it’s not applesauce but man is he twistin every last drop out)
And since I’m already doing this huge ass shitpost I might as well comment on some of the commercials, the 23andme thing where Warren Buffett narrates “ill let u choose any car but u only get one you’d take care of it so well right WELL THAT’s UR BODY”...kinda hypocritical coming from a dude who only eats McDs, See’s Candies, Coke and steak...
Jorik Hendrickx awww I actually had no idea his sis Loena made it too, gosh Je Suis Malade reminds me of Adelina’s failed comeback...anyway good 3A to start; I remember how emotional his qualifying through Nebelhorn was enjoy this bb, wow he’s gonna join the mid-80s pack too judges panicking how tf do we separate them AWW Loena clapping so cute and Jorik smiling!! love this
Also screaming about how I can see the final group on my shitpost list getting closer to my cursor *bites nails*
Literally the biggest actual fuqboi of this comp Daniel Samohin is up with a new ‘do that fresh fade also doesn’t he have that company/group thing black wolf white wolf WELL DAMN BLACK WOLF JUST HIT HIS 4T-3T god remember when he destroyed his shoulder at Skate America, whoa first two clean quads of the comp so far who knew flopchild would it get together at the Olympics also classic Daniel guitar solo ay fuq down on the 3A gdi this is why we can’t have nice things LOL also the first skater to finish in the wrong direction, cute lil’ smile at the end though! Also gonna hit the low-80s aww happy tears!!! omg is that Nikolai Morozov yup 80 points and change jeez top 6 all separated by less than 2 points lol
Group 4 on the ice jeez those short sleeves SLAY BOI LOL THESE ADAM PROMOS literally all of the vernacular “fierce, I’m a full prone monster” *smizes* okay I’m going for a walk and hope to be back by Deniss see ya’ll in a quick sec and good luck to the first five in this group...but srsly I gotta get up or else risk carpal tunnel at this point </3
Adam Rippon, Dmitri Aliev
Okay jk I made it back for Patrick Chan midway through his performacne looks like his first couple jump elements were good supposedly missed his 3A he looks really tense damn PChiddy it’s alright (sidenote his chest looks bigger than I remember), also ofc Dimi is in the lead now with a tech score over 50
Keiji Tanaka, Alexei Bychenko both happened but I took a shower to be clean for some clean skates
Also isn’t it crazy how Deniss is literally skating right before Yuzu man those world standings were a bit of a surprise at first Deniss Vasiljevs (jk my shower also overran his performance so I’m looking at the protocols rn but hey, good thing is my energy’s now conserved for GROUP 6!)
YESS NBC showing (at least part of) the warmup; Javi hits a BOSS 4S so smooth; Nathan’s smiling, Yuzu looks healthy! my god seeing all the faves on ice together warming up at the OLYMPIC stage is just *clutches chest* a lil’ too much for a casual Thursday evening; okay one more set of commercials and we are off to the RACES!!!
Yuzuru Hanyu TAKES THE ICE the first bars of Ballade a personal fave piece, breatheee, head roll, sway,ohmigod you could hear the sound of a pin dropping, come one quad sal to open...YES OH MY GOD NICE 13 POINTS!!! for that one element, great donut spin, 1 2 3 1 2 3 getting all of his levels ofc great character in spins timed to music, love the sound of his blades BLIND MOHAWK INTO 3A TRADEMARK HIT IT’S HAPPENING ONLY THE COMBO LEFT IS HE GONNA DO THE RIPPON ON THE END YES NICE HE HIT IT OH MY FUQQIN GOD THE POOHS THE OBAACHANS IN THE AUDIENCE THIS IS SERIOUSLY MAGICAL BEAT THAT WOWOWOW THE POOH BEARS RAIN DOWN AGAIN I have never seen so many thrown down at once at him DAMN; this is a true champion, my god yes yes YES!!!! my god I don’t know how get got that 3T WITH RIPPON out at the end lol Ghislain Briand and B Orser jumping; WORLD RECORD GIVE IT TO HIM NEVER DOUBT YU.ZU.RU. HAN.YU; BAM 111 triple ONES BEAT THAT YESS AND HE’S SMILING
OKay okay I gotta calm down for Nathan Chen the Poohs are cleared, yes this is a POTO costume but he looks good; GOD DAMN IT CAMERAMAN YOU MISSED THE FUQQIN DIP YOU HAD ONE JOB ARGHHHH, blade sounds are louder than YUZUS BUT HERE COMES THE 4LZ...OH SHIT MY GOD AND THE QUAD TOE JESUS FUCKING HELL IT WASN’T A COMBO either wow...I’m speechless..come one Nate finish it out finish it out OH FUCKING...33 TECHSCoRE?!?!?!?!?!? He’s still breathing though, looks alright, okay he’s still honestly so young and I understand he exudes this chill outlook which is great but all the pressure had to have gotten him (or he just got unlucky with this bad day :///) nerves?? I know there’s still the free skate left but I want him to walk away from all this feeling okay, not hating skating or anything and making a comeback (hopefully??) in Beijing and maybe having a Chloe Kim kind of moment OH FUQ 13th place 82+...my god
Mikhail Kolyada actually shaking his head after seeing Nathan’s scores we’re all shocked buddy; but skate well hit that sky-high lutz loving your mozart, come on come one; okay triple honestly I just don’t want to see any more thuds on the ice that’s good oh fuck...4T a goner out of the four disciplines this is the one that has the least assured gold medalist and maybe that’s contributing to the nerves? It’s okay Mikhail, your 3A was pretty, and YAY GOT A SMILEY SPASIBO y’know at the Olympics all I can hope for as a spectator is that everyone skates happy and goes as big and clean as possible and leaves happy or at least not too hard on themselves and I know that’s easy to say but so much of sports/life in general is psychological and it just pains me to think of how these guys might react to this under-delivered performances
Shoma Uno smolma please whisk us away with Winter, literally gonna bounce the fuq off of Shrooma if he lands everything please save this; NICE 4F, lines ofc can’t compete with Hanyu but you know...World Silver...he’s got the goods, get those clean edges, skating skills, stsq levels, okay 4T YES YES YES 3T great my god SHOMA SAVES THE TRIPLE AXEL PRAISE AWWWW THE SMILE!!!!! FUCKING MELTING FOR THIS DARK HORSE WHO BTW IS WORLD SILVER REIGNING, MY GOD THIS IS CLUTCH; AND HE HAS HIGHLIGHTS TAKE THAT BINCH, ugh I’m so conflicted right now with all of these flops and clean skates and my head is muddled guessing 106 okay okay lowballed the components gets a 104 also had to save a couple landings I get it but THOSE THUNDERTHIGHS SAVING THE DAY
Javier Fernandez oh please please please all I want is for you to bring home a medal GIVE US CHAPLIN GIVE US 4S AND 4T3T THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO FOR IT, NICE ON THE COMBO, NICE 4S HOLY HELL ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MOM FOR RECOGNIZING THIS AS CHAPLIN U KNOW HE’S DOING HIS JOB and that AMAZING TRIPLE AXEL; so lovely oh my god this is beautiful, tbh I think my mom is actually falling in love with him “his costume looks so good on him O.O” she’s predicting he’ll win and my mom is like...never wrong so...okay tech score just exactly 60, I’m hoping 109 range oh my god GIVE HIM THE PCS IF NOT FOR HIM FOR MY MOM OH MY GOD
HYPING UP Jin Boyang for my mom okay come on GIVE US THAT CROUCHING TIGER MAGIC, LORI CHOREO DO UR FUQQIN $10K MAGIC, AMAZING 4LZ-3T, ONE OF THE BEST 4T, OG QUAD KING TARA MENTION THAT YES YES *DOES MERYL MEME POINTING FINGERS*, BEAT DRUM DROP, ERHU YES THAT 3A OH MY GOD YES YES YES JIN GO GO GO YES THE KARATE HANDS IN THE SIT SPIN, WORD THE STSQ YOU’RE GETTING ALL OF THE LEVELS GO GO GO THIS IS YOUR LAST ELEMENT HIT THE POSES GET THE EDGES GET THE TURNS KICK TWIZZLES BUTTERFLY KICK YES FIST PUMP YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS MY GOD YES GIVE HIM A SCORE TO COMPETE WITH SHOMA 104+, okay okay I can work with 103.32
Okay wow so heading into the FS tomorrow:
-Nathan, get that redemption skate, go big, go clean, love it, love yourself
-Yuzuru: bring that Seimei power, work your natural magic, be yourself, keep the intensity, and just let it flow
-Javi: VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS BE QUIXOTE, get your own redemption from Sochi (also lol I don’t think it matters what happens in the end but you’ve already won in my mother’s heart)
-Shoma: SHOOM SHOOM INTO OUR HEARTS EVEN MORE, channel your 2017 Worlds Diva moment, do it do it DO IT
-Boyang: BRING THE STAR WARS HIT US WITH THAT ANGELIC SAUCE
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