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Fanfiction Meta Master Post

Reading Orders

Is There a Reading Order?

Hark, A Flow Chart Reading Order!

Twilight Fics by Timeline

Muffin Harry Potter Fanfic Reading Order

General

Which Characters are Closest to Canon?

This Relationship Looks Familiar

General: Twilight

What’s Up with Alice Avoiding Volterra at All Costs?

Why Are the Volturi Always So Secretive About Hybrids in Your Fics?

God, the Twilight Fics Really Are a Branching Universe of Decisions, Aren’t They?

A Take on Aro, Carlisle, and Edward based on Many Fics by @carovolturi

Why Do the Denali Lovers All Have Names Starting with R?

Will Alice, Edward, or Emmett Ever End Up Stuck in Volterra?

What if Stephanie Meyer Wrote My Fanfiction?

Which of the Twilight Hybrid Kids is Happiest?

Why Aro Would Choose the Last Christmas Timeline (Or from Aro’s Point of View PRM and TLIC Were Scary Places)

Aro Always Was Uncompromising and Terrifying

Aro and His General Religion in Fics

In the Fics Where Bella Ends Up in Volterra in Canon Divergent/AU Timelines She Does Pretty Okay

My Favorite Bella Swan Moments from My Fics

Which Twilight Fic Confuses Aro the Most?

Edward Actually Starts Out Pretty Temperate in Most Fics, It’s Just Something Always Happens

General: Harry Potter

What Was Death!Harry Inspired By?

What’s Up with Tom Saying People Are His Cousin?

What’s the Deal with Alphard Black?

Why Alphard? (Again)

The Progression of How I’ve Written Tom Riddle Over the Ages

That One Time Vinelle and I Deleted a Fic

Why is Alphard so Insecure About Him and Tom?

What Were Tom and Alphard’s First Impressions of One Another?

The Members of the Boys ‘45 Slytherin Dorm and Anon Made Up a Fourth Dude

All You Need is Love

What if Naomi Met Paranoid Bella Swan from Twilight?

Amulette d’Amour

What’s Up with Mrs. Spellbeth?

Could Alphard as Lucy Get Pregnant?

What’s Up with Alphard’s Bad Romantic Literature?

Would a Sex Repulsed Asexual Be Affected by the Shagometer?

The Shagometer Curse Is Actually a Shag-Version of the DADA Curse (And Thoughts on the DADA Curse Lifting Requirements)

Anon’s Beautiful Thoughts on the Mirror Scene (and Tom’s Hilarious Nineteen-Year-Old Thoughts on Role Playing)

Was There a Lucy Carter in the Orphanage/Why the Name Lucy Carter?

No, Alphard Wouldn’t Have Gone Back to the Store if Not for the Silverware

And Then There Were None

Could Bella Ever Realize She Messed Up and Did Jacob Actually Imprint?

What if the Conversation on the Plane Didn’t Happen?

What if Rosalie Leapt Out of the Way on Bella’s Murder Attempt? (She Still Dies)

But How is Bella Killing Everyone?

But When Will Bella Be Murdered Herself?

What if Jacob Survived the Fall?

Why Did Bella Kill Charlie?

What if Rosalie’s Limbs Stitched Themselves Back Together?

Come On, Didn’t You Make Bella a Little Too Crazy?

What if Jasper Saw Bella Murdering Edward?

What if Jacob Never Fell off the Cliff?

What if Bella Went to Volterra for Assisted Suicide and Saw Renesmee and Carlisle There?

Will it End up Carlisle/Aro?

What if Renesmee Was Kidnapped Right Before?

What if Jacob’s Imprint Suddenly Disappeared Before the Story?

But How Did Bella Kill Alice and Emmett?

What if Jasper Killed Bella Before She Killed Anybody?

Will Carlisle and Renesmee Be Safe in Volterra?

BUT WHY DID BELLA KILL CHARLIE?!

But Someone’s Eventually Going to Kill Bella? Right?

What if Bella Had Filmed Jacob’s Death?

What if Renesmee Had Approached Bella Instead of the Family?

What if the Cullens Had Murdered Jacob on the Plane?

Bleach on the Brain (by @therealvinelle)

What’s Up with Bella and Edward Watching Renesmee’s Dreams Like the Creepiest People in the Universe?

Why Did Jacob Do What He Did? Shouldn’t Imprinting Prevent that Sort of Thing? Shouldn’t it?!

Were Jacob’s Actions Meant to Highlight What Happens with Sam? And Why Did Jacob Do What He Did? (Part II)

Why Did Bella Choose Jacob? (She Didn’t Think She Was Choosing)

What if Renesmee Had a Twin Brother?

What Does Seth Think?

Why Did Alice Talk About Her Visions After Edward’s Assault?

What’s Up with the Richard Millie?

What if Emmett Had Come Across Renesmee in Bleach Instead?

What if Renesmee Had Gone to La Push or Else Murdered Jacob?

Blue Moon

Bella and Carlisle’s Hypothetical Child

On Bella and Carlisle’s Child

Were Aro and Carlisle a Thing in Blue Moon? (Surprisingly No, or Well, I Tried and Failed to Make Them Platonic)

What if Carlisle and Bella’s Baby Had the Fear Gift? (It Wouldn’t)

Oh, You Think There’s Going to Be a Family Reunion?

Will Blue Moon Bella Be a Better Parent than Breaking Dawn Bella?

Why Didn’t Alice Cancel the Wedding if She Knew Bella Wanted to Call it Off?

What if Charlie Heard Bella Announce She Was Pregnant with Carlisle’s Baby?

Dark Fantasies/Writhing Coils

A Summary of Chapters 1-5 for the Faint of Heart

Why Does Bella Call it Heathcliff Anyway?

What Does Heathcliff Think of Bella?

Heathcliff is a Creature of Spice (Too Spicy for Eleazar)

What if Hong Met Heathcliff?

For the Love of a Woman

What’s Up with Alice’s Prophecy?

The Cut Funeral

Why Weren’t Alice and Rosalie the Supporting Leads?

What if it Featured Jasper/Squishy? and What if Jasper and Squishy Came with Carlisle and Bella to Volterra at the End? and Would Bella Choose to Bum Around with Them Instead of Going to Volterra? and What Do Edward and Jacob Make of Jasper and Squishy and Bella Watching Movies?

What if the Carnivorous Muffin Isekaied as Bella Swan into For the Love of a Woman?

How Does Edward/Jacob Even Work in This?

The End of Jalice in For the Love of a Woman

What if Jacob Got Pregnant?

What About Emmett?

Why Was Alice Upset with Jasper at the End?

Would Aro Choose to Live in the For the Love of a Woman Universe?

Why Was Alice So Upset with Edward Anyway?

How Did Charlie Break the News to Renee?

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London

Why is Tom the Way He is?

What is Tom’s Gift Anyways?

What if Aro Met Tom First?

Who Came Up with the Translating Plays Thing?

How and Why Did Alice Attack Tom?

What Happened with James? and But What About the Alice Thing?

Yes, Edward Still Dislikes Jasper

What Happened at the Birthday Party?

How Does Tom Feel About the Denali?

But How Did Tom Put Up with Edward for Sixty Years?

Why Didn’t Esme Meet Bella?

How Did the Vote Go?

Did Tom’s Opinion of Esme Change Because of Edward?

But What Do Esme and Tom Do All Day?

Tom Riddle vs. Hong Bellamy

Wait, is Tom Not a Psychopath in the Fic? (No)

But What About What Marcus Said About Tom Being a Psychopath? (Not What He Said)

What About the Other HP Characters?

What Would Other Tom Riddles Think of Tom in Purgatory?

Readers Guess the Shipping Visualization, They’re All Wrong

No, Really, Edward Has 0 Idea that Tom/Carlisle is Happening

No, Really, Edward Could Witness Tom/Carlisle Happening and Think Very Little of it

Why Didn’t the Cullen’s Make Tom Aid Edward in Not Smelling Bella? (Same Reason They Didn’t Move in Canon)

Edward Thinks Tom is Super Hot

No, Tom Never Killed Anyone as a Vampire or Human

Why Did Marcus Act the Way He Did on Seeing Carlisle?

What if There Were Wizards Who Hadn’t Given Tom a Letter?

Why Was Edward Upset About Bella’s Memory Loss?

But How Hot is Vampire Tom?

What Would Canon Dumbledore Think of Him?

A Girl’s Best Friend, Love and Lobsters

Is it a crossover with the Host? (No)

Was Squishy Going to Star in it?

Bingo Card (by @odd-ysseus)

Epilogue (by @al3zthecat-blog)

What if Bella Plus One from A Girl’s Best Friend and Lobsters Starred in Painting Red Madonnas Instead?

What if Edward/Bella Had Happened?

Could Bella/Jasper Have Happened?

What is Up with That Title?

What Does Bella Plus One Get Up to After the Story’s Over?

What Would Bella Plus One Think of the Film ‘Venom’?

What if a Vampire Were Plus Oned?

What if Edward’s Sperm Turned Bella into Plus One?

What Did Aro Mean Calling Bella Plus One and Carlisle Kindred Spirits?

Will Jasper Get Bella’s Clothes Mail Ordered After the Ending?

What if Plus One had Won the Fight?

Has Bella Eaten People/Will She Eat People?

What if Bella Plus One Still Smelled Delicious?

What if Bella Plus One and Bella Swapped Places in Eclipse?

Bella Plus One Thought They Could Eat Vampires

A Glass Slipper

What if Bella Went to the Denali Instead?

Is it Discontinued?

What Would Have Happened if Not Discontinued?

God of the Machine

Would Light Have Survived in the Other Timeline?

What Would Non-Amnesiac Light Think of Amnesiac Light’s Relationships?

Godmaker

What Was the Plan for Alice and Was There Going to be a Cullen Trainwreck?

The Invitation

Bingo Card (by @odd-ysseus)

Why Do the Garlands Smell Like Carlisle?

What Was Edward Up to in the Last Chapter?

What Will Happen to the Cullens?

Would Edward Have Made His Move if Rosalie Had Stayed?

What if Jacob Had Been in the Room with Edward?

How Do the Surviving Cullens View Aro in the Aftermath?

What if Bella Had Listened to Sulpicia? (Boo for You, She Still Dies Horribly)

Last Christmas

Wait, What’s Up with Alec/Renesmee?

What Happened During the Time Skip?

What if Renesmee Had Taken a Different Plane?

Who Came Up with the Bear Dimension?

What if Renesmee Had Gotten Stuck in the Bear Dimension?

Why Bella Does What She Does

Why Garrett is the Way He Is

What’s Ralf Up to After the Fic?

Leech in the Rain

Bingo Card (by @odd-ysseus)

How Were Seth, Leah, Quil, and Embry Able to Abandon Jacob?

Why Does Caius Think the Cullen-Quileute Treaty Was a Hinderance to the Humans it was Meant to Protect?

Why Was Jacob Excommunicated?

Does Renesmee Know About Immortal Children and the Likely Outcome of the Revelation of Her Birth?

Is There a Scenario Where Bella Could Realize What Edward and Jake Did? (Not Likely)

Why Didn’t the Volturi Wipe Out the Cullens Early in the Fic?

What the Hell is Edward’s Plan with this ‘Masen’ Family Thing?

What if it Had Been Angela in Jessica’s Place? (Nothing Would Have Happened, Angela Ain’t Touching That)

Would Bella Have Turned on Jacob if She’d Witnessed What Was Happening?

Why is Renesmee Older Looking that 18?

What if Esme Had Only Gravely Injured Jacob?

Can Bella and Carlie Repair Their Relationship?

Demetri/Carlie?

What Does Seth Think?

What’s Up with the Richard Millie?

More on Jacob’s Justifications

Did Vladimir and Stefan Rape Renee? and Are We Sure Vladimir and Stefan Didn’t Rape Renee?

Why Did Jacob Call Edward ‘Renesmee’ in Bed?

Yes, Emmett Was Murdered by Caius

What Were Edward’s Last Words?

What Would Carlie and Jacob Have Said to Each Other if Given the Chance?

What if Emmett Had Come Across Renesmee in Bleach Instead?

What Happened to the Denali?

What Did the Quileute Think by the End of the Story, Will Carlisle Meet Up with Them, and Are Aro and Caius Going to Do Anything About Them?

Was Renee Always Going to Mercy Kill Bella?

Life for Jessica Stanley Post Series

No, Turning Carlie into a Vampire Won’t Help

How’s Charlie Doing at the End?

Yeah, Charlie’s Pretty Much Sticking Around for Renesmee?

How’s Billy Doing at the End and What Was He Thinking During?

What if Esme Had Died?

What Dirt Did Edward Have on Aro Anyway?

The Less than Immaculate Conception

What if Bella Did Give Birth to a Spider?

What Are Charlie and Renee Up to?

Why is Alice Helpless Even Knowing the Truth?

Why Did Marcus Murder Edward?

Why Did Marcus Murder Edward? Part II

What Happened with Eleazar and Sulpicia in the Tower?

What Are Marcus’ Relationships with Others as of Chapter 27?

What Was Edward’s Plan?

Are There Werewolves in Forks?

Who the Hell is Takeda?

Bingo Card (by @odd-ysseus)

Aro’s Japanese Confession Translation

If Carlisle Did Travel to the Past Would He Seduce Aro? (No, He’s Still Carlisle)

What if Eleazar Climbed the Tower to Seduce Sulpicia?

Everyone’s Going to Wonder How the Marcus/Bella Thing Happened

The Christmas Special That Never Happened

The End of Jalice in The Less Than Immaculate Conception

Why Was Aro So Hesitant to Kill Eleazar?

What is Edinburgh’s Gift Anyway?

Will Bella Let Aro Read her Mind?

What if Edinburgh Met Renesmee?

Would the Less than Immaculate Conception Happen with Beau Getting Pregnant if he was There?

What if Aro Didn’t Find Out About Marcus and Bella Until the Next Morning?

What if Alice Could See the Pregnant Bella?

Is Marcus in Love with Bella?

Would Bella Have Marcus and Company Watch Up? (No)

What if Caius Traveled Back in Time to Painting Red Madonnas?

What if Bella’s Pregnancy Actually Was Immaculate?

Who Wins the Diet Fight with Edinburgh?

What if Bella and Marcus Swapped Places with their Canon Post Breaking Dawn Counterparts? and Would Renesmee Have a Better Childhood?

How Did Bella Feel About Edward’s Death?

What if Caius Found Marcus and Bella Instead of Aro?

Why Aro Couldn’t Kill Bella and Marcus if They Tried to Skip Town

Would Bella Continue to Drink Animal Blood?

What’s Up with Carlisle’s Line about Marsupials?

Would Caius and Aro Choose the Painting Red Madonnas Universe, the Less Than Immaculate Conception, or Canon?

Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Why Lily being dropped into the Twilight plot like ‘Wearing the Faces of Men’ doesn’t really work

What if Lily Isekaid into Twilight with a Whole Lot of Caveats

On Horcruxes

Why is Lily More Powerful than Death?

What if Lily Grew Up with Tom in the Orphanage? (Shenanigans)

How Does Snape Feel about Lily?

What if Trotsky and Lenin Swapped Bodies?

What if Lily Met the Cullens?

What if Lily Never Met Uncle Death?

Would Rabbit Eat Luna?

What if Lily From “Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus” Body Swapped with Bella Swan?

What if Lily from Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus Met the Cullens?

What if Lily from Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus Met Renesmee? and What if Lily Was the Younger One?

What if Lily From “Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus” Teleported to the Twilight Dimension and Was Bitten?

What if Frank From ‘Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus’ Was a Twilight Vampire?

What’s Up with ‘Day of the Who’ by @therealvinelle

Okay, But What if Lily Did Meet Canon Harry?

Why Was Lenin so Suspicious of Hermione Granger During the Chamber of Secrets Fiasco?

What the Hell is a Sisyphus?

Why is Lily’s Name “Eleanor Lily Potter”?

What if Lily Met Squishy?

What if Lily Was Born in Bella Swan’s Place in Twilight and Ended up in Forks in 2005?

The Symbolism of Rabbit

The Carnivorous Muffin Isekaied in Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Is Lily a Parselmouth?

Why Did Dumbledore’s Hand Look Dead if There’s Only Two Horcruxes?

The Fuck Was Going on with Neville?

Why Did Lily Kill Everybody in the Twilight Crossover?

What About a Crossover with October?

Is October a Sequel to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus?

Does Lily Love Wizard Lenin?

What if Frank Met the Cullens from Twilight?

What Would Frank Think of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

The Man Who Would Be King

Sirius and Remus Believe Lily Was Raped

Why Didn’t Lily Say Anything About James’s Terrible Muggle Food Anecdote?

Why Did Evan Rosier Get Murdered by Bellatrix?

What Was Wrong with the Cherries?

Who Was Great-Grandmother Ursula and How Did She Die?

The Knight Bus is a Rolling Brothel

Why Didn’t Andromeda Just Get an Abortion?

Gaydars in the Fic and Dumbledore and the Niece’s Guessing Tom/Alphard

What Did Tom Say to Alphard in Parseltongue?

No, Abraxas Has No Idea About Alphard/Tom

Bellatrix and Being Forced to Play Board Games with Muggles

What if Lily Told Tom She Thinks He’s ‘Sexless’?

Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds

What’s Up with the Diary?

A Twilight Crossover with Obito and Lee and Fan Art

Nebuchadnezzar’s Dream (by @therealvinelle)

Why Did Jasper Go Along with the Plan?

What Did Caius Think of Carlisle’s Red Eyes?

What if the Coup Didn’t Work?

Why Did Rosalie (and the Cullens) Do This?

Would Renesmee Even Be a Valuable Hostage?

What if Charlie Was Still Alive?

The Coup Was Very Easily Circumvented, Actually

October

October’s Alternate History of Europe (by Njchrispatrick)

Tom/Lily Had Tom Become a Dark Lord

October’s Alternate History of the Pacific (by Njchrispatrick)

What if Tom and Lily Had a Son Instead?

What Was the Original Plan for October?

Should Tom Have Told Harry That She Died?

Why is it Called October Anyway?

What About a Crossover with Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus?

Is October a Sequel to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus?

What’s the Deal with Ubik?

Why Stalingrad?

Painting Red Madonnas

What Would Have Happened Had Alice and Jasper Come with the Family to Volterra?

Edward Attempting to Attack Bella’s Shield and Why This Wouldn’t Happen

Why Hasn’t Aro Figured Out that Bella Knows?

Would Marcus like Les Miserables (2012)?

Are There Werewolves in Forks?

Is Rosalie a Prude?

What if Bella and Marcus Swapped Places with Their Canon Counterparts in New Moon?

What if Bella Had Been Gravely Injured During the Course of the Story? What Would Aro Do?

What if Bella Switched Places with Canon Bella in Eclipse or Twilight?

What Degree is Bella Pursuing?

What Was Marcus and Bella’s Plan to Destroy the Cullens?

An Epilogue by anon

Okay, But What Are They Going to Tell Rosalie and Emmett?

What if Edward Traveled Back in Time After he Died? (Shenanigans)

Is Aro Going to Kill Esme and the Denali?

What if Bella Plus One from A Girl’s Best Friend and Lobsters Starred in Painting Red Madonnas Instead?

What is Marcus’ Rating on Rate My Professor? (Awful. Just Awful.)

What if Bella Had Been a Good Artist?

What if Bella Was Aro’s Singer Instead of Edward’s? (We’d Have No Story, Just a Murdered Bella)

Will Bella Let Aro Read her Mind?

What if Edward Met the Canon Edward After Breaking Dawn?

What if Canon Marcus and Marcus Swapped Places Right Before the New Moon Trial? and What if Aro Touched His Hand?

Why Does Everyone’s Gift Not Work on Bella?

What if Beauford and Bella Were Twins in the Story?

Does Carlisle Know that Aro’s Really into Him? (Funny That, He Does)

What if Bella Resembled Didyme?

Okay, But What if Bella Acted Just Like Didyme?

Aro Would Never Invite Eleazar to Volterra

What if Muffin Isekaied into Bella in Painting Red Madonnas? (I’d Never Make it to Class)

How Did Bella Feel About Edward’s Death?

No, But Seriously, How Could Esme and the Denali Believe Edward?

Would Bella Continue to Drink Animal Blood?

What if Bella Had Previously Met the Cullens in Painting Red Madonnas?

What if Caius Had Been in the Room When Bella Told Aro to Make a Website?

Would Caius and Aro Choose the Painting Red Madonnas Universe, the Less Than Immaculate Conception, or Canon?

Portrait of a Man

What Does Marcus Think of Y/N?

Prima Nocta

Bingo Card by @odd-ysseus

What Happens Next?

What if the Plane Crashes After the Story?

What if Bella Hadn’t Slept with Eleazar and Refused to Let Edward Sleep with Tanya?

The Seventh Seal

What’s Up with the Title?

Hong Bellamy and Chess

Why Doesn’t Hong Take the Easy Option?

Why Doesn’t Hong Just Tell Carlisle the Truth?

Could Hong Turn the Cullens Human Again?

Is Hong Too Powerful? (Mo Power, Mo Problems)

What Does Carlisle Think of Hong as of Chapter 6? Isn’t He Terrified?

Hong Bellamy Headcanons by @therealvinelle

Did Renesmee’s Gift Work on Hong?

What if Bella’s Gift Instead Sent itself to Parallel Universes?

What Would Renesmee’s Time Traveling Gift Look Like?

What if Torgrim Existed?

What if Hong Traveled Back in Time into Renesmee’s Body?

What if Hong Traveled Back in Time into Renesmee’s Body? Part 2: Bella Feels Insecure

What if Hong Traveled Back in Time into Renesmee’s Body? Part 3: He’s Hong Now and Edward Feels Insecure

What if Hong Offered Paranoid Bella Vampirism?

Life and Death and the Seventh Seal

Does Bella Actually Think Hong’s Less Hot Than Edward?

What if Paranoid Bella Had the Conscious Hong Bellamy as a Gift?

Why Didn’t Carlisle Say Anything About Edward Watching Bella Sleep?

Tom Riddle vs. Hong Bellamy

Why Didn’t Hong Make Edward Renesmee 2.0′s Father?

Could Hong and Bella Produce a Biological Child?

Why Didn’t the Cullens Believe Hong About the Blood?

What if Hong Watched Love Actually?

Why Did Hong Make Himself a Hybrid and Not a Vampire?

Did Hong Ever Make Himself Faster/Stronger? (No)

Why Didn’t Hong Just Murder All the Cullens?

Jasper’s Gift, Hong, and Hong is Just a Puppet

Why Doesn’t Hong Wait Five Years to Turn Bella?

Why Don’t Hong and Proto-Hong Form a Team?

Hong on Giving Edward Blood

Whose Blood is Everyone Drinking?

Hong Was Always Scary and Renesmee 2 Being a Jellyfish is Funny

Hong Bellamy vs. Imprinting (and How it’s Not the Same Thing)

Why Would Anyone Sane Ever Listen to Hong About Anything?

If Hong Bellamy Possessed Jacob, How Would He Turn Bella?

Edward Would Not Realize He Gave Hong the Idea to Have Carlisle Turn Bella

Which Jellyfish Does Renesmee II Look Like?

What if the Seventh Seal Happened in New Moon?

What if the First Vat Baby Got to be Born?

What Would Aro See on Touching Hong’s Hand?

What if Hong Met Heathcliff?

What if the Other Cullens Had Sentient Gifts? (Or Why is Hong Sentient)

What Would Hong Think of Bella/Squishy?

Space Oddity

Do the Harry Potter Books Exist?

Two Men and a Baby

Bingo Card (by @odd-ysseus)

Okay, But What if Bella Had Also Been Pregnant?

Two Men and a Baby from Edward’s Point of View

What if Raleigh Hadn’t Gotten Pregnant?

What Anime Would Carlisle Recommend Me?

From the Other Cullens’ Point of View

I Can’t Biology

Why Was Aro Resistant to Touching Certain Hands?

Bella Didn’t Leave Edward Over the Illegitimate Child

What if Carlisle Hadn’t Called Aro?

The Unwinding Golden Thread

What Would Have Happened in the Sequel Anyway?

Why is the Diary the Way He is in the Story?

Can Harry Destroy Voldemort?

When Harry Met Tom

What if Harry Isekaied into Forks as Bella Swan

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