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Good news is I found Selivus. Bad news is he's dead.
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dammit I was all ready to imply that first-gen albinaurics don’t have (or, generally, want) genitals
and then I remembered Pidia
I don’t know if he’s a secret mastermind or not but he’s definitely sexually assaulting the ghastly dolls, dammit pidia
…then again, it’s not specified *what* he’s doing to the poor bastards? So I don’t think this conflicts with the “poured out of gendered moulds but not anatomically correct” idea?
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I promise I am so so normal about him
#I need to grind this man up with a mortar and pestle#he is like a very fucked up dog to me#I need to put him in a jar with all my other horrible little fictional men and shake it really really hard#not doing his ending bc before anything else I am a stupid lesbian#so naturally I am married to Ranni#wish I didn't give Selivus's potion to Gideon tho bc now I can't get the dung eater puppet so I could see him get constantly smacked around#oh well nothing to be done about it now#he is my absolute worstie and I wish him nothing but suffering <3#anyways#elden ring art eventually probably#shouting into the void#my art
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ngl I do think it's kind of weird that Mohg has more discourse around him than Selivus when Selivus has canonically turned people into puppets to use for his own amusement. Like I can only assume it's bc Miquella has the body of a child while Selivus's victims are all adults, but Selivus has had way more success with his fucked-up schemes whereas Mohg is is just waiting around for his cursed blood to work
#Not maintaghing this#I just think selivus is way worse than mohg personally#That man totally fucks the puppets#Mohg gives off the vibe of someone playing house with corpses
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That was so fun actually. Someone else argue with me and misuse the word colonize so i can gideon you.
#vani verbals#gideon sucks so bad but hes so old man yaoiful do you understand me?#whatever he has with selivus is extremely funny. i want to put them in a terrarium together and see how the interact like bugs
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(On the topic of Varré and Selivus)
A friend of mine, who doesn't really play Elden Ring as often as I do: I don't understand how you like Varré.
Me: Have you seen him? Better yet, have you heard him? He screams submissive and breedable! He's the kind of man that'd worship you in all the right kinds of ways.
Friend: Alright, what about Selivus?
Me: Eh, he's just kinda annoying.
JSHDBFGK M O O D ANON, Varre is just the right type of coy bitchy little twink to actually be interesting to mess with, while Selivus is just a creepy, irritating old man. Doesn't help that Varre's canonically desperate for affection and is basically harmless apart from the whole 'inducting you into a blood cult' thing, while Selivus is a fucking asshole who turns people into puppets and has the demeanor of someone who fucks them because literally nobody in their right mind wants to get their cock wet with him
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I commed this spectacular piece of my Tarnished Uri and it’s just absolutely fantastic 😭 Plus here's an in-depth chart about them lol
Fun Facts:
Uri is highly observant and their brain never shuts up, constantly thinking about everything, that really helps when trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the Lands Between, but also sucks when trying to sleep.
Thankfully the pollen from Trina's Lily's help with that, so whenever they come across a Trinas Lily they usually take a nap lol
Enjoys pushing bodies down cliffs and watching them ragdoll
Always sells crab to the merchants when they say they are hungry
Gives Torrent the best Rowa Raisins and scratches. Pets the owls, turtles and stands as still as possible so the Nascent Butterflies will land on them. Tried to pet a sleeping Rune Bear once. Died instantly.
Knew exactly what Patches was doing with the rainbow stones at Mt. Gelmir but let it happen because they thought they deserved it and that it would be funny (it was lol)
Denies that they are kind in any capacity (#1 depression haver and worst self-esteem in the Lands Between lol)
Self taught how to read and write
Facial injuries and missing tongue are thanks to being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Uri was punished for the crimes of another and died from their injuries. They were revived as a Tarnished some time later. Thinks that it's the biggest joke ever.
They weren't much of a talker before going mute, so not much was lost there. Although eating is a bit of challenge and very messy, so they refrain from eating in front of others, unless they really like the other person and trust them (Boggart, Rya and Millicent mainly)
Gets embarrassed very easily
Has no clue that they are a Numen, guardian was killed before they could explain all that.
Figures out that Miquella is St. Trina. Refuses to tell Gideon. Tells Boggart instead. Uri: *violently shakes Lilys in front of his face* Boggart: Uuuuh yeah, those are some nice flowers there mate...
Not religious in any capacity, laughs at the idea of Gods and thinks that they're no different than anything else that Uri has killed... but finding the Haligtree and Elphael was definitely a religious experience.
Now defends Miquella's Cocoon after they slayed Mohg, waiting for him to wake up or get pulled into a shadow realm 👀
General relationships:
@Boggart and Kale: I would burn the world to the ground for you
@Miquella(also inherited the frenzied flame): I would refrain from burning the world to the ground for you, I'm so sorry I wasn't thinking I was depressed, please wake up soon... 😭
@Gideon, Selivus and Varre: 🖕👁️👄👁️🖕
@Ranni, Millicent, Fia and Rya:
@The Dung Eater and Mohg:
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Mi personaje de Elden Ring, se llama Karma y lo dibujé con la armadura que tenía cuando al fin vencí a Malenia.
Su clase es confesor, trae los pantalones de Blaidd, los guantes normales de confesor y de casco es lo del preseptor Selivus, la espada es la que te dan cuando vences a las gárgolas junto con el sello de la Orden Dorada.
Me encanta este juego.
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Shout-out to Preceptor Selivus for winning this generations "most murderable soulsborne cunt"
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A few of my favorite recent screenshots of my toon...I will live and die by fashion > function in this game so my favorite kit so far is the Snow Witch set, followed by Proseptor Selivus' set, and then the Nox garb (I need to farm to get more I only have the swordstress dress).
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The Dung Eater has a hit out on me. I'll face him later. Gotta take care of a few things first.
#i know you can summon him for a bossfight and that boss is somewhere in the sewers#wanna do that first before i progress his quest#also i wanna figure out where that selivus guy is hiding#i saw him once and then never again#andy plays elden ring#elden ring liveblog#elden ring#the loathsome dung eater#selivus
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Pictured: Selivus five seconds before Alberich turned him into shaved ice
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i just thinks its very important that every acknowledge how nice it was of Fromsoft to make Selivus Eldenring a skeevy old man who everyone knows sucks because hes creepy
imagine if they had made Selivus a hot older woman who had you help her give people potions that turned them into helpless dolls that can then be used and sold however their owner pleases and eventually offered to have a drink with you and as you share it your brain starts to feel really slow and dim and its just easier to sit still and not think while she-
sorry i tbink i hauve covid
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Okay so, the 3 sisters are ranni, renna and the last is torrents former master right? people have been theorising that it could be st trina but if that's the case then why would miquella collaborate with ranni, his brothers killer?
they (imo) all seem to be connected, the moon for ranni, the sun for godwyn and the eclipse (when the moon covers the sun) for miquella, i've been jumping up and down thinking of this.
Honestly, I'm not quite sure who the 3 sisters might be- my assumption was that it referred to the towers themselves, since they're named as Ranni's Rise, Renna's Rise, and Selivus's Rise, and there's no blood relation between the three of them. Renna was Ranni's mentor, and Selivus seemed like he was a capable sorcerer before he became a puppet, so I felt like it was more just the name of the location rather than the towers themselves being named after a trio of siblings. So no, I don't think it's a direct reference to three collaborating sisters.
As for Torrent's former master, I do like the theory that it used to refer to Miquella, but it's also unclear how much of St. Trina is separate from Miquella the way that Radagon was separate from Marika (which is also unclear, tbf, other than they seemed to be separate enough to disagree, but I've fought with myself over difficult decisions enough that it makes it hard to say). It could be that St. Trina has different ambitions or a different way of approaching things than Miquella does, so she's much more inclined to work with Ranni than Miquella is- especially since Miquella and St. Trina both seem to want to bring about a change in the Order, and that's the entire reason why Ranni turned on Godwyn to begin with. Also, remember that Miquella's grief for Godwyn seems to be connected to the fact that he never died a true death- he might have understood that his brother had to die for the Order to change, but grieved for him and the fact that he never got a peaceful ending all the same
(unless I'm totally misinterpreting this ask, in which case I apologize for that!)
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Y’know what? Seluvis gives me the vibes of someone that’s really into being degraded.
He’s being criticized about his puppet obsession. The only thing going through that man’s head is him questioning himself as to why he finds it arousing.
Not quite sure why you're sending me this when I've already admitted to killing the man just so I didn't have to hear him speak, but tbh? Yeah you're right. This dude's a freak he'd totally get off on shit like that. Good luck trying to insult him, he's into that shit
#selivus just goes over the line from 'amusingly assholish' to 'i am going to murder you' for me#elden ring#nsft#anon#reply
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Seluvis built Pidia as his lab assistant, treated him like shit, and started threatening to throw him out when his legs went… at this point Pidia, who’d picked up a lot of sorcery working as a lab assistant, put an experimental potion in his tea.
Ranni and Blaidd eventually figured out why Selivus had become more competent and less of an asshole. Since it was *only* Selivus at that stage, and Pidia hadn’t turned doll-making into a hobby yet, they were impressed.
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