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Quick, which is better:
MCU, DCU, or SCU?
What the f u c k are those
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show a photo when Home was 7 years, please
#I’m concerned why specifically seven-#Also also Funfact reminds me of how I actually have a building character iv made years ago named Hugo! He’s a huge ass old hotel#I never really did much with him since they were just a hotel that the lower floors you go to the closer you get to his stomach-#Also when they were young I made the same joke that he would be a lil Polly pocket house toy ya can shove in yer pocket#A portable friend… doesn’t do much besides make lil clacking noises like a clam-
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It’s more of a fusion because idk how to draw a baby and make it seem like it has both Zach and Colt’s features so
Lil guy partially bald
#Also one could possibly be Coch (pronounced cock) (reminds me of the name Van Gogh for some reason)#THAT IS ONE FRUITY LOOKIN SWIRLY MANS RIGHT THERE#My golly he looks like he brings Zachary’s bbgrl’ness to shame#Colt would be so proud#Ngl they give me the vibe of like a British asshole who’s gunna tell me to empty the compartments of my pantaloons#(For what purpose)#Or someone who works more into horse shows rather than a farm- where style and grace is of utmost importance#Would probably give Colt’s dad some flashbacks#ALSO CANT BELIEVE YA JOINED THE BABY TRAIIINNNNNN
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Okay I’ll get off baby train for now but ufash made me go back to the idea sketch I had of home/zach baby and like finish it fr
Peep my notes 😔
Why do they slay so hard—
#One can argue that their theme would be based off of the “Milky Way”#With a Eldridge abomination disguised as a human and a normal human who shits himself in the sight of a moo#Possibly even freckles based off of the constellations- ya can name almost every one of them on every part of their body#This reminds me of Zachary’s dad and how peeps kept saying they wanted his brownie#And that one anon was shidding and crying to please stop calling his cock a brownie jdhHDHDHD#Pure spooki 💔💥🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
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FYM ITS NOT YOUR FIRST TIME DRAWING MPREG. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS TO THE CLASS??????
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Alright gang. Shall I hop on this torturous journey and design Colt and Zach’s baby?
NOT YOU TOO COPPERRRRR
#I say as if we never created like 3-4 fusions of Robbie n colt—#the ultimate pathetic cowboy- sounds impossible in its own given way-#I can only think of sus between them two sounding like the lyrics to ram ranch in nightcore#The true question would be would their kid be lactose intolerant smhh
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@wampabampa POV what if they grew up
This is so cursed goodbye
NAHHHHHHH WHY DO THEY LOOK SO STYLISHHHHH
#CRIESSSSSSSSSS#THE LIL BLUEBERRIES TOOOOOOOOOO#I’m just looking at this and going back at the lil baby drawing in complete shock (and possibly horror)#NAHHHHHHHH ZACHARY CANT HAVE ALL THEM KIDS EXIST HE JUST GOT A SOMEWHAT STABLE JOBBBBBBB#His ass can NOT save up for like 20 kid’s tuitions in this day and age 😔💥🥄#Also that mans looks like their favorite game of all time would be cuphead
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Me cause I forgot what shade of blue Zachary’s nose is hope I got it right for the shingles fr
Also I made the chimney a striped straw because when I was a kid I always drank milk out of the paper striped straws
CR Y I N G G G G GG G GG. G
#I related to that tiny lil “wa.”#NDUDJJDHDHDHSJSJXHD#WHY IS ITS HEAD SO LONGGGG G G G#The sparkly eyes really captures the death of Zachary's quirky silliness#Also whenever I draw humanoid home (human body with home placed as the head)#It's just human home with a big ol house shaped helmet on he hotboxes in#So this would imply either a: the child also gets a mini helmet#Or b this is actually a creation from the normal house himself and this child is a Eldritch human horror no god would smile upon#Also Zachary wouldn't be able to look at it without mentally shitting himself 😔💥🥄🥄
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MOB BARA CAFE— *gets shot*
it ain’t that big of a deal dawg big boobie babes is the norm here smhh
#More excuses to draw some phat knockers#Barnaby is the only one in the cat cafe who is a dog- or a scottish fold cat with a stubby tail#Also rare Eddie sighting??#playfellowxxx#Also not height accurate just assume Eddie and barnaby is wearing some KILLER high heels
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Dw chat the moment im done studying i’ll make a baby of home x zachary i already have an image in my mind
WAMPAAAAAAAAAAAA
#Fear fear fear fear fear#Though tbf after that last post I immediately thought of what their dumb lil kid would be#It would most likely look like a lil carton of milk#Just a whole ass lil personal carton you would get at a school#Imagine being a nurse delivering a mans child and all he shits out is a fresh carton of 2% milk#That's a new form of marketing I believe#Also that photo is def rob
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Can we see Zachary’s baby?
HE HAS TOO MANY POSSIBLE BABY DADDIES DAWG
#At this point it's either draw all of the possible love children (impossible) (my sanity and will to live won't allow it)#Or just do a wheel or some shit (impossible) (I'm too lazy to make a wheel for a singular joke child)#Reminds me of peeps who made love children of wally and Barnaby#And it was the spookiest thing iv ever seen in my entire life holy moly#I don't even wanna THINK about what Zachary and home's love child would be--
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JAW DROPPED AS I CHECK YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS AND SEE YOUVE DRAWN ACTUAL ZACHARY MPREG.
#Self inflicted character development 😔💥🥄#Though ain’t my first time- in a joking way—#Nickelback started playing while making this post it’s a sign
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robbie is off to get the one piece (all the citrus fruit in howdy’s bodega)
He will make it,,, eventually
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Robbie, how are you doing, planning to go somewhere in the summer? :)
to collect all the citrus in the world and have a giant feast,,
#And have a monopoly on big lemon#Yes yes his villain arc.. working in an office cubicle changes your brain chemistry and all you think of is the word “society” and “hungry”#He’s gotta travel there first which may take some time#At least he’s brought a whole lemon as both a raft and a food source#(He’s in a kiddie pool)
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Legit question: what milk flavors does Zachary sell? His character sheet has chocolate and strawberry and what I assume to be regular. But does he sell other flavors like vanilla or banana?
If there is a cow for it, there’s a milk for it 😔🥄
#Basically if there is a banana cow or a melon cow etc etc there can be milk sold for it NCHDHD#Id imagine a banana cow covered in lil banana prints with a tail looking like a banana peel stuck at the end-#Or a vanilla cow looking very elegant and soft- a sought after moo since vanilla pods are usually expensive as shit#Would that mean there would be cross breeds between moos to create flavors like strawberry banana smoothie?#Perchance..#funfact Betsy is a strawberry moo
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first I tell myself I'm going to draw a simple sketch, and then I draw this shit—
I dunno how to comment on this, he is just a bbgrl 🤩🤩🤩
AYOOOOO
#Sorry I haven't been posting iv been getting some WICKED motion sickness as of late#I'm not the guy who usually gets it easily either which I'm surprised- (it's lasted for days now whoops)#But anyway#LMAOOAOOOO Zachary has been evolving (or falling) more and more into bbgrl-ification#Mans will not be able to survive dawg his ass is lost in the sauce 😔💥🥄🥄#He's lucky I'm not feeling well or id be cooking some diabolical art of his ass BDHDJD#Is this basically a form of bimbo-ification? What's the male equivalent?#Too too silly too too silly.. 😔🥄🥄#I love how every time I whip up something in the kitchen you pop in with a lil notepad going “I see I see!” lmAOOO DHDDJJDK#ALSO UR ART IS ALWAYS SO GOOD DAWGGGG
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can you make Mob! Howdy fuck the brains out of us?
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