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mwolf0epsilon · 11 days

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Of Clams and Clones

Crayfish, laying belly up in his bunk pod contemplating life: Do you think clams can feel?

Jelly, blinking awake: ...Uh?

Conch, groaning: Karks's sake...

Sponge, turning over in their own pod to try to ignore Crayfish:

Geoduck, sighing: Cray... It's 0200...

Crayfish: I can't sleep without knowing for sure...

Conch, gritting his teeth: Who cares about whether or not clams can feel?! They're clams! They freaking suck!

Geoduck, frowning: Clams are cool...

Crayfish: They so are, and Conch is being very rude. He might hurt the clams's feelings.

Jelly, pinching the bridge of his nose: Can we PLEASE all just go to sleep?

Crayfish: But the clams...

Conch: Cray, shut the kark up before I toss you out into the ocean to live with the fekking clams.

Crayfish: Uh, I'd rather like that. The ocean is neat.

Conch: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Geoduck, hitting the side of his pod with his fist: No yelling at your brother!

Sponge, pressing their face into the crook of their elbow: All of you are the bane of my miserable existence...

Jelly, wide-eyed: ...Even me?

Sponge, sighing: No, Jelly, you're cool.

Jelly: Yippee!

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #seafood squad #scuba trooper crayfish #clone trooper jelly #scuba trooper conch #clone medic sponge #scuba trooper geoduck

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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year

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A Bunch of Clone Troopers

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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year

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Culinary Crimes

Sponge, wildly uncomfortable because Kix is forcing them to attend therapy with their batchmates: This is honestly the worst thing you've ever done to me, and I resent you for it.

Kix: Don't be dramatic. This will be good for all of you!

Sponge, rolling their eyes: Obviously you've never met my batchers...

Kix: I think Geoduck is nice.

Sponge: Ok fine, Gooey is salvageable. It's Conch and Crayfish that worry me...

Geoduck, walking in practically dragging Conch by the ear while Pearl guides him along: Sorry we're.... -stares at them for a moment, looks to Pearl, then smiles back up at them- Sorry we're late. SOMEONE, decided to drag his feet the whole way...

Conch, huffing snootily: Because this is so karking pointless. I'd rather die than waste my time talking to that little freak and his gang of losers.

Geoduck, smacking Conch on the back of the head: Play nice.

Sponge: Starting strong with the misgendering and the name calling...

Kix: Oooookay... Maybe we should start with pleasantries. Anyone want anything to drink? Caf? Tea? Juice? Water?

Crayfish, holding up a bag he's carrying: You got a counter I can use? I haven't eaten yet and barely managed to grab some stuff I can wip up into a sandwich.

Geoduck, Sponge & Conch, all looking suddenly terrified and shaking their heads no pleadingly at Kix:

Kix, confused: Uuuh... Sure?

Crayfish: Cool. Thanks bro! -shuffles over to one of the counters-

Sponge, staring at Kix with genuine fear in their eyes: Kix what have you done?!

Kix: Uh?

Crayfish, taking out a loaf of bread, a jar of pickles, a can of anchovies, a live starfish, a packet of ham, one Kraft single, marshmallows, and combining it all into a mayonnaise smothered sandwich: Bone apple teeth or however it's pronounced... -takes a massive bite out of his culinary abomination-

Conch, getting splattered by the resulting mayo and pickle juice spray: ...... -faints-

Sponge, gagging loudly and trying not to be violently ill: GOOD GOD, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!!

Geoduck, despairing: I can't kriffing take you anywhere Cray. Holy karking sith-spit!

Kix, genuinely horrified by this experience:

#star wars #the clone wars #clone medic kix #clone ocs #clone medic sponge #scuba trooper geoduck #scuba trooper conch #scuba trooper crayfish #today kix learned to fear god #or at least to fear crayfish's stomach

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mwolf0epsilon · 8 months

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Tagged by @milfcutlawquane to do this OC picrew challenge, which means another round of Eps struggles to find the right clone skintone that doesn't look off somehow (I couldn't find the right hue that wasn't too pale or too dark which is always a point of frustration, especially when there's a major difference between which screens I'm looking at). Also the hair options were a little restricted which was also annoying but I suppose we make do!

In order from left to right: Geoduck, Crayfish, Conch, Jelly, Sponge and Pox.

No pressure tags: @british-hero , @gaeasun , @patchmates & @stormyblue90 [LINK TO PICREW]

#tag game #picrew #clone ocs #scuba trooper geoduck #scuba trooper crayfish #scuba trooper conch #clone trooper jelly #clone medic sponge #clone medic pox #I have been neglecting pox so much #he was my very first clone and I keep forgetting to include him more #terrible

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mwolf0epsilon · 11 months

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Sponge, sliding the loop of Beautiful's leash over a parkimeter so that she's secured before they go to the convenience store to get snacks for holofilm night: I'll just be a minute Beau. Be a good girl and stay, alright? Beautiful, looking at her leash and then at Sponge going into the shop: ... Beautiful, laying down to wait for Sponge with a sigh: Boof... Conch and Crayfish, both walking by while chatting animatedly: Conch, pausing when he sees Beau: Hey, it's the freak's mangy beast! Crayfish, frowning: Hm, yeah... So? Conch: What do you mean 'So'? Crayfish: We're headed to 79's, why are you stopping for Sponge's pet when you could be getting plastered instead? Conch: Don't you think this is a great opportunity to have some fun? Crayfish: .... I don't follow. Last I checked, that thing hates your guts. Conch: Feeling's mutual. I mean, we tease it and get it to make noise. Crayfish: ........ Why? Conch: So the natties call the corries over noise complaints and throw that thing in a pound. Crayfish: .... What is wrong with you? Conch: Oh, just follow my lead! Crayfish: Uh, I'd rather watch. -goes sit on a nearby bench and starts eating some chips as he watches Conch make a fool of himself- Conch: Coward... -moves over to be in Beau's line of sight but just out of reach of her leash- Beautiful, fur bristling upon seeing Conch: ... Conch: Oi you big dumb animal! This time I got the upperhand. You ain't getting me in any more trouble with my superior officers because this time there's no cameras to save your ugly mug. Beautiful, growling lowly in warning: ... Conch: Ah! Go on then, make a fuss you big dumb bitch. You can't get me! -shaking his ass at Beau to provoke her- Crayfish, hiding his face behind his hand in embarrassment: Sheesh... Gooey is right, being around Conch so much is going to kill my braincells... Beautiful, both insulted and unwilling to suffer this kind of fool: Grrr.... -grabs her leash between her teeth and effortlessly pulls it back over the parkimeter- Conch & Crayfish: Beautiful, flashing her teeth at Conch in what could definitely come across as a devious grin: Conch: Well fek... Crayfish, cackling as he watches Beautiful chase after a screaming Conch: Can't say you didn't deserve that one! Sponge, coming back out of the shop with snacks: ... He never learns, does he? Crayfish, shrugging: No he doesn't. Lost cause really. But fun to watch when his nasty attitude comes back to bite him in the shebs. Literally this time too!

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #clone medic sponge #beautiful the barghest #scuba trooper conch #scuba trooper crayfish #for context Beau has attacked Conch in the past to defend Sponge from him #and since then Conch has been trying to get rid of Beau just to get back at Sponge #It never goes well for him Beau is smarter than he gives her credit and that gets him into some pretty compromising positions #conch's spotless record is now full of warnings from his superior officers for being antagonistic towards other battalions

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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year

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Crayfish: In this bitch of a galaxy, it's eat or be eaten... Crayfish: -takes a bite out of a poisonous sea slug- -45 minutes later- Geoduck: And that's how our idiot brother ended up in the GAR's top medical facility as a scientific case study... Crayfish: The doctors say I have every disease. I might break a galaxy wide record! Conch: We can use the money you'll earn to buy ourselves a jet-ski! Sponge: -hides their face in their hands and screams internally-

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #scuba trooper crayfish #scuba trooper geoduck #scuba trooper conch #clone medic sponge

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mwolf0epsilon · 9 months

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Just one final thing I need to point out about Seafood Squad that I'm not sure came across very well in this drabble. No one in the batch aside from Sponge and Jelly knew that Sponge was taken out of Scuba training because of them being intersex.

Sponge never really had much control over what the Kaminoans or Trainers did to them during their cadet years, so they kept that as quiet as possible to at least have some semblance of privacy. They only told Jelly because they trusted him wholeheartedly. Geoduck, Conch and Crayfish had absolutely no idea that their younger sibling was literally pulled away to be studied for medical science.

It makes Geoduck feel all the much worse about his role in their suffering, that's for sure, but he's not going to use it as an excuse to make himself seem like less of a shitty brother. He knows what he did was wrong and he can't undo it. But at least he's trying to do better, unlike Conch who (even if he knew) actively does not care and seems to enjoy perpetuating Sponge's misery because he's that much of an asshole.

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #seafood squad #clone medic sponge #clone trooper jelly #scuba trooper geoduck #scuba trooper conch #scuba trooper crayfish #Honestly having Geoduck learn about it the way he did was a massive slap in the face from reality #But it's not something Sponge regrets in the end because they're extending their trust to Gooey who has proven himself to them in the end #even if he doesn't quite believe that he deserves their trust

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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year

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Assigning Pokemon Partners to my Clone OCs

After completing Pokemon Scarlet I just felt like assigning some ideal Pokemon partner(s) to my clones. Might do the same for my other Star Wars ocs if I feel like it.

I'll be putting these under a cut for both length and slight spoilers!

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104th:

ARC Trooper Bully - Blaze Breed Paldean Tauros

ARC Trooper Jawbreaker - Krookodile

Clone Medic Hyena - Mightyena

501st:

Clone Medic Sponge - Shiny Mabosstiff and Female Jellicent

Clone Trooper Jelly - Female Frillish

Clone Trooper Lichtenberg - Dracozolt

Clone Trooper Acronym - Algyem

Kit Fisto's Battalion:

Scuba Trooper Geoduck - Barbaracle

Scuba Trooper Conch - Cloyster

Scuba Trooper Crayfish - Crawdaunt

212th:

Clone Trooper Pretty Boy - Yellow Plumage Squawkabilly

Clone Medic Canivete - Nymble

Coruscant Guard:

Riot Trooper Olly Olly Oxenfree - Dreadnaw and Turtonator

K9 Trooper Redacted (ARF Trooper Schrödinger) - Granbull

Commander Sturm/The Ion Borg - Meltan

Vikerius Kwinde's Battalion:

Clone Commando Dragon - Kommo-o

Clone Commando Komainu - Hisuian Arcanine

Clone Commando Basilisk - Seviper

Clone Commando Gremlin - Sableye

Clone Commando Kerberus - Boltund

Krell's Battalion:

Clone Officer Incognito - Kecleon

No Battalion Affiliation:

Clone Medic Pox - Aromatisse

Clone Cadet Caboose - Stufful

Clone Cadet Tulpa - Paldean Wooper

Hippo - Claydol

Cala - Machamp

Goch - Houndstone

Syrup - Shiny Dustox

8-Ball - Lycanroc Dusk & Lycanroc Dawn

The Spongelings:

Clone Cadet Sixer - Tarountula & Maschiff

Clone Cadets Patchwork & Ragdoll - Tandemaus

Clone Cadet Cartoons - Shroodle

Clone Cadet Bonesy - Cubone

Clone Cadet Sucata - Varoom

Clone Cadet Leech - Komala

Clone Cadet Gadget - Cyclizar

Clone Cadet Spore - Paras

Clone Cadet Amoeba - Glimmet

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #pokemon au

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mwolf0epsilon · 2 years

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Moth AU - Clone OC Moth Assignment

In which Eps assigns moths to her Clone OCS a la @waterlily707 's awesome Clone Moth AU! This took a hot minute to do...

ARC Trooper Bully - Rustic Sphinx Moth

ARC Trooper Jawbreaker - Black Arches Moth

Clone Medic Pox - Giant Silkworm Moth Caterpillar (Cannot pupate due to Sulu Ra's meddling so is forever stuck as venomous caterpillar)

Clone Medic Sponge - Giant Leopard Moth

Clone Trooper Jelly - Rosy Maple Moth

Clone Trooper Lichtenberg - Blue Tiger Moth

Clone Trooper Pretty Boy - Yellow Tiger Moth

Clone Trooper Olly Olly Oxenfree - White-Winged Red Costa Tiger Moth

K9 Trooper Redacted - Common Gray Moth

Commander Sturm - Garden Tiger Moth

Scuba Trooper Geoduck - Argent and Sable Moth

Scuba Trooper Conch - Madagascan Sunset Moth

Scuba Trooper Crayfish - Middle Lace Border Moth

Clone Commando Dragon - Elephant Hawk Moth

Clone Commando Komainu - Purple-Barred Moth

Clone Commando Basilisk - Southern Purple Mint Moth

Clone Commando Gremlin - Common Sheep Moth

Clone Commando Kerberus - Purple-Bordered Gold Moth

Clone Officer Incognito - Spotted Apatelodes Moth

Clone Cadet Sixer - Six-Spot Burnet Moth

Clone Cadets Patchwork & Ragdoll - Kentish Glory Moth

Clone Cadet Cartoons - Coffee Clearwing Moth

Clone Cadet Bonesy - White Plume Moth

Clone Cadet Sucata - Small Emperor Moth

Clone Cadet Leech - Galium Sphinx Moth

Clone Cadet Gadget - Lunar Hornet Moth (Spinal injury pre-pupation caused wing malformation)

Clone Cadet Spore - Spanish Moon Moth

Clone Cadet Amoeba - Lime Hawk Moth

Clone Cadet Tulpa - Robin Moth

Clone Cadet Caboose - Crimson Tiger Moth

#star wars #the clone wars #moth au #clone ocs #Eps assigns moths to all her clones #I just really love this AU... It caters to two of my interests

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mwolf0epsilon · 2 years

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Right, it's time I stop feeling so anxious about talking freely of my characters. So I'm starting off by talking about my lovely and somewhat cantankerous clone medic, Sponge.

Sponge's story is one filled with many regrets.

As a cadet they were quiet and reserved, often sticking close to their batchmates (Jelly, Geoduck, Conch, and Crayfish). They were selected to be a medic due to their amicable disposition and focused mindset, while their brothers were all trained to be scuba troopers.

The stressful nature of their specialisation quickly changed their temperament into something a little more irritable, which put a wedge between them and most of their brothers (something that really didn't help Sponge in the long run). By the time they were officially a medic, Sponge was close to Jelly and Jelly alone. They even convinced their brother to join them when they were selected to be deployed with the 501st.

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They regret asking.

On their first deployment Jelly was killed in an accident that took out an entire squad, and that nearly killed Kix as well. The only brother that stuck by them was gone, all because they'd selfishly asked them to stay with them, and because they froze up instead of doing their job.

Sponge had always had trouble when it came to hesitating in tense moments, a trait that was most definitely not befitting of a medic. Seeing this one personal flaw (one that had previously given them trouble during an important test) end in the death of someone they loved dearly, ended up shattering their spirit to a certain degree.

If not for Coric taking a shine to them, they would have likely given up their position as a medic and thrown themself into a foot soldier's duties.

They never really got over Jelly's death, but Coric certainly helped heal some of the hurt. Not enough that Sponge didn't take on a much more grouchy demeanour, but enough that it certainly kept their more nurturing side alive. A nurturing side that later helped to redeem some of their perceived sins, and one that also attracted a loyal barghest to their side.

While the tale of how Beautiful became their pet is one still shrouded in mystery, one can assume the female barghest saw something in Sponge that singled them out as a trustworthy companion. In the end her faith and judgement of their character was not misplaced as, in the midst of Order 66, Sponge's love of children and desire to become a parent caused their chip to malfunction.

Horrified by the sight of their brothers slaughtering Jedi younglings, and far too afraid to confront them for fear of being court-martialled, Sponge fled back to Kamino on their own. There, haunted by their past guilt and current feelings of resentment towards once again sitting idle while terrible things happened to people who needed their help, they decided to defect. But not without at least trying to do something for some of their family who were clearly not in their right minds...

And thus begun a long and perilous journey where a cantankerous medic and their pet barghest adopted 10 defective cadets that were slatted to be decommissioned; stole 5 newly cloned tubies that they then found families for; and also managed to find three brothers who's chips also malfunctioned.

Despite all regrets and struggling with feelings of self-hatred, Sponge's decision to leave when they did is not one they ever regretted. If anything adopting their ade is the one decision they are proud of, and would chose to re-do if they ever got a second chance.

#Star Wars #The clone wars #clone ocs #clone medic sponge #clone oc summaries

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