Sausage monster and his assistant, Mustard. Russia, 1972

Pizzatober day 27: toppin monsters

Some misc pizza tower picmix thingies I did

I just realized that there is absolutely nothing stopping me from developing these minor characters, and making a full blown FNAF Pizza Tower AU

(Don’t worry, they get adopted by Noise, and together they makes things so much worse)

Hey chat, how would you guys feel about an Empires SMP/Pirates SMP x Epic the Musical combined AU thing that I'm making?

i just think that jimmy and lizzie being ocean royalty then being in the driest place/afraid of water, fwhip creating a giant explosion into the sky and then putting his empire underground, sausage hurting many people and then creating an empire for refugees, katherine creating/protecting life with plants/the overgrown to taking life away by being a monster slayer, gem being a wizard and then becoming a princess with no magic at all…

and finally joel being super short and now being an 11 ft tall god

a lot of them are just complete opposites from the first season and i don’t know how to feel about it now that i’ve made this realization

Don't make a sound!! (ft. Foxy for no reason lol)

The toppin monsters are underrated tbh

i heard c!sausage had a son and ran as fast as i could. whatever his name is, he will be bichito to me :)

some speculative ideas for scott's character if empires smp ever has a 3rd season, based of his character in new life ending as a butterfly and translating it to fairy, specially after chat with my partner about me thinking someone in our minecraft server was going to saddle a bee XD

I just thought of some great Empires s2 angst.

So imagine another calamity happened, and Lizzie is the only one to actually survive(because she’s a cat and has 9 lives) and so she’s looking for other survivors, but the only person she can find is Hermes. So she now has to break the news to Hermes that his parents are gone. She brings him back to Animalia, where together they rebuild. Eventually, the ghost of Pix comes to also help rebuild because his whole thing is recovering ruins. Eventually Lizzie dies, as she can’t live forever, but Pix and Hermes continue to protect Animalia and share the story of the founder and Mayor of the great empire.

At some point, Hermes ventures out for a little while so that he can bring any survivors or supplies from the other empires. The only things he finds are the creatures that belonged to the empires, but he was able to retrieve some things from Stratos. This is before Lizzie dies, so when she is met with Hermes returning with horses, cats, frogs, dogs,llama, and much more, she decides to build a place of tribute to Hermes, not a place of worship per se, but a place where even if he disappears for a long amount of time, he will be remembered.

Eventually, the animals that were brought to Animalia become more like the other inhabitants, and the empire expands to all the ruins, slowly building them back up.

Many generations have passed at this point, the founders are long gone, but their descendants still stand. The world may have fallen to ruin, but the creatures of the land did not give up.

There are still stories of their great savior, her memory immortalized in books, paintings, and a statue at the center of the new world. The only evidence of humans left is Pix, even though he is incorporeal. The last god alive, Hermes, tells the tales of the past, along with his not-quite-undead companion, as they search the lands for new life, in hopes to keep the world alive.

silly little comic

the toppin monsters are so fun to draw

my babygirl

You know the toppin monsters, right? The guys you've drawn some days ago. Well guess what, these fellas (might) don't know any OSHA requirements. So I shall show you, this:

This image is just wrong. This has not only one, BUT THREE POISONOUS FOODS. Several weapons, one of them being a (possibly functional) NUKE. And to put a cherry on top: Rope trap. For kids. The safety inspector died due to it. There is also a posibility that Pizzahead is the one ignoring the safety rules, but who knows?

Hey now, it's not their fault pizzahead doesn't follow OSHA regulations!! Pizzahead literally made and put them there, they gotta clean up the mess...I feel bad for them, honestly

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what i should be doing in my off time: finishing video games that i am halfway through and/or right at the end of.

what i am doing: replaying video games i've already completed.

he sliced his fucking clown nose off