Sasori: Here. I got you two something. *hands Deidara and Tobi each a plastic spider-ring* Deidara: Oooh, this is cute! *puts his on* Tobi: ... are you asking both Tobi AND Senpai to marry you, Sasori-san? Sasori: What? No! They were a quarter each at this Halloween novelty stand I passed on my way home. I thought you'd both like them, that's -- Deidara: I get to be the First Wife, hm. That means I have seniority over all the other wives Sasori takes. Like I'm the one who gets to say who does what, and be the first one to have Danna's kids. Sasori: Seriously what -- Tobi: That's fine with Tobi. Wow, here I thought I'd always be alone, and I end up with a husband AND a sister-wife! Could today get any better?! Deidara: Hey; let's go see if Hidan and Itachi want to join us, hm! That way Sasori has a good variety of personalities, AND he'll get a lot of kids! Tobi: Good idea, Senpai! Let's go find them! *they both run off* Sasori: Sasori: I hate Halloween.