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#s.t.a.l.k.e.r. shitpost
ayliaan · 1 month
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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tar-dar · 4 months
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nikooo-whathehell · 8 days
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(it’s not for nothing that the zone is addressed as a woman)
that's kinda specific meme I made for myself and one and a half people who are as insane as me to understand da meme
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loccorocco · 11 months
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You're out sick. Your best friend of several years is having fun with the new guy
stalker ocs Anton/Miskha (and Sanya)
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wormcup · 1 month
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did not make this but funny
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munsterlandr · 6 months
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The zombies in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl are so funny to me. Imagine you see a classic shambling corpse but when you get close to it it pulls out a glock
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ancapsass · 1 year
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UGHHHGGAGHHB
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kleiner-ghost · 3 months
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STALKER pick up lines:
> I want to put your Groza in grenade launcher mode
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ayliaan · 4 months
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for real, sorry for shitpost
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tar-dar · 1 month
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This is the plot of Clear Sky... right??? (crooped version below)
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genericfiredemon · 5 months
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Jester's a stupid S.T.A.L.K.E.R
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slava-the-stalker · 3 months
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Did you know an OC 14 groza in its base configuration weighs the same as two bags of potatoes and a can of monster?
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anxious-symbols · 10 months
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hey there, I'm only recently migrated to Tumblr from reddit and I'm still learning, so be nice if I do something dumb pls
- 18 years old
- 6 foot / 182 cm tall
- a large amount of shitposting and a bit of horny (okay more than a bit at this point)
- switch I think uhh
- I'm pan but I like boys a lot
- I like being choked but also cuddled?
- petplay, degradation, bondage, biting and stuff, cnc :3
- praise kink and incredibly touch starved
(I need just one hug so bad please)
- I will sex anybody who actually takes interest in my unhinged rants about linguistics/history/video games lmao
hobbies and stuff
- conlanger and languager
- I speak English, fairly good German, Interslavic, Dutch, Norwegian also toki pona and a bit of spanish :3 PIE is yummy too
- several unnamed conlangs of various stages of development
- I like to play Rain World, rdr2, Omori, Project Zomboid, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. & Metro games, Minecraft, and occasionally Terraria, Factorio, The Forest
- I play guitar and drums pretty okay
- otherwise I sometimes like to (try to) cook and I skateboard occasionally
music
- cavetown is probably my favorite musical artist, but I also like:
English:
femtanyl, maidcore in general, fox academy, sipper, Lovejoy, Alex g, Rex orange county, cage the elephant, the front bottoms
Russian:
ssshhhiiittt, buerak, небо над головой, дайте танк, где фантом
German:
AnnenMayKantereit, Cr7z, Edwin Rosen, Die Fantastischen Vier, Rammstein sometimes, Pisse
(why is this the most comprehensive thing of the entire post lmao)
- :3
I hope whoever reads this has a nice day :))
(einen schönen Tag / dobry denj / geniet die dag / tenpo suno pona tawa sina! :3)
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ancapsass · 1 year
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I LOVE EDITING THIS STUPID PICTURE OF ME IN PLACES I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN 🔥🔥🔥
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