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Pyramids Are Just Really Elaborate Jenga
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British Sunday tradition? Oh no, no, it’s not a Sunday Lunch. That’s too passé. It’s listening to Sir David Attenborough gently narrate mammals trying to fuck each other in various biomes.
#this time it was giraffes#thanks sir David#we’ve met but I would meet you again for more animal facts
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Small things to be grateful for:
The man who walks past the bush that’s in bloom in a neighbour’s garden and always stops to smell the flowers before smiling.
The lady who walks her pug past my house every afternoon. The pug gets grumpy at the same spot every time and has to be carried for 5 metres before they scream to be put down and continue the walk.
The fact that May 14th is the day I started writing and having checked how many words I’ve written on stories since then I can tell you it’s 500k+
My dad still buys roses for pictures of mum around the house. Currently there are 3 vases of red and pink ones.
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
#lost - my beloved mutual and friend - sorry for reblogging this on the one year dildoberg anniversary#someone just reblogged it from me and I looked at the timestamp and went 'ahh it's phallic frozen funtime' and didn't stop myself
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Elizabeth Bennet: I went to Accomplished Woman Island and nobody there knew you. In fact it was uninhabited.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I did do the fic writing again. It's here. Okay you can leave now.
#this is for the like 2 people I know who are here and interested in this#I wrote this as a procrastination for the 70k one I've not finished yet#which will be finished (I'm at the end of the penultimate chapter)
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Downsides to being an Egyptologist: When someone does this on the monty python dead parrot app:
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
And they're like 'ohhh cute frog in mushrooms!!!' and you're like:
mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-ḥqt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ
or in English
chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel-FROG-chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel
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#me asf#I have a plan for the fics I write but I'm also loose with how I deal with it#I'm not afraid to toss entire parts of the plan if they've gone in a different direction
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I'm glad the 'having fun' part was included. That was necessary.
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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.
do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.
write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.
do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.
boycott ALL of eurovision.
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