b team boys for the win!

Cel: *pointedly looking at Hamid* See that's the way to introduce yourself! *smiles to Wilde* *back at Hamid* You should really try be more like him.

Hamid, who met Oscar after he invaded his penthouse, stoled and drinked his wine, insulted him and his friends and slept with the worst person ever just to make a propaganda piece for their party while low key insulting said person who was Hamid's friend for some reason: *eye twitching* Yeah, sure.

Finally finished this! It took longer than I expected, but was great practice for the coloring especially. Character choices are literally just all the lovely PC's + my two favorite NPC's (to explain Carter and Einstein) holding everyone's favorite NPC (bold statement but am I wrong??) Wilde. Bertie is there for some reason. Mainly drew this so I could have an RQG header image, because I love this podcast.

‘‘So sticky...!’‘.

 and, last but most definitely not least, RQG request #38: @quite-a-misty-mystery asked for the best possible thing -everyone in the cellar of the japan inn, with special appearances of octopus cel (the second best cel probably) and azu’s guns.

 i made this one in very separated stages but it came together in a very satisfactory way with the very last handful of requests. it’s not exactly what i’d hoped, but it’s pretty damn close. i was looking for the vibe storyboard artists have when drawing scenes just for the hell of it? whether i got it or not, i’m really happy with the result, especially since i made the bulk of the lineart in the midst of not having drawn proper figures for like two months. i also really love the faces. even now i still get weird when doing an all-digital piece, so this is a good reminder that letting loose and stop pretending are great measures to trust my gut and get things done. thank you for this request! <3

  and thank you all for sticking by and pouring your ideas together for this wild ride in honor of the best campaign 💙💙💙💙 i respect all of your crafts 💙💙

 ID under the cut!

[ID: a digital, grayscale illustration of the lolomg + barnes and carter sitting together in the cellar of the japan inn. it's drawn with sketchy black lines and shaded with bold grays. it shows, from left to right, zolf, hamid, azu, barnes, carter and lastly cel, turned into an octopus, right in front of them all. the shot is low so cel is at the forefront, and the rest of the cast is seen a little from below. cel still has their goggles and is grabbing at a set of playing cards with their tentacles, cartoon flowers around their beady eyes. behind them, on the far left, zolf is half reaching towards them with his right hand, while bringing the left to his hair with a distressed expression. he's fat, muscular, has short white hair and his beard done in a single plait. he's wearing a plain undershirt and trousers. next to him and somewhat behind is hamid. he's sitting politely with his legs together and his left hand on his thigh, holding a hand of cards in his right hand. he's got an eyebrow raised, and a corner of his mouth pulled up in disgust. he's short, fat, has dark skin, a bit of stubble on his chin, and slicked back hair. much like zolf, he's only in a shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and trousers. to his side is azu, who has hastily lifted up a board game above all their heads, away from cel's tentacles, some oieces and cards scattering everywhere. she has her eyes wide snd eyebrows raised but looks only vaguely surprised. she's fat, big and muscular, with strong arms on display since she's got a sleeveless shirt on. after her is barnes, a little in the shade. he's looking perplexedly at cel, with a confused squint and drooping shoulders. his long, straight dark hair is half-undone from its warrior's knot and looks a little messy. his wide open billowy shirt is visible. lastly, in front of barnes, closer to the camera and to the far right, is carter. he's pointing down at cel with his left hand with a big smile and tears of laughter in his eyes. his hair is short and disheveled, and he has small, circular spectacles on the bridge of his nose. he's wearing a plain button-up and trousers, with an undone bowtie hanging around his neck. around them all are the stone walls of the cellar, with the grate to the cell behind them all. cel's hammock hangs above them from the ceiling. end ID]

Alexander J Newall really has me out here wanting a fictitious Oscar Wilde and Howard Carter to kiss sloppy style

I see why y’all love Howard Carter so much he’s a delight

[ID: The domino-effect meme template. The smallest domino is labelled “some dog disregards a velvet rope”, the largest one is labelled “You’re fighting alongside that dog, which is now a human hybrid in metal armour, in a war to save the world” /end ID]

Curtesy of @koscheyyy​ in a conversation with @mori-stuff​ on discord. Which got me thinking that Carter’s life is just so fucking funny.

Some dog disregards a velvet rope > Your funding gets cut > You become unemployed and get stranded in Cairo > An underworld mob boss hires you > You’re desperate and take the job > You break into an ancient tomb because you might as well get to explore it somehow > You get cursed > Everything's your fault > You pay for a goth girl's drink while her friends start a pub brawl > This is your fault > You get uncursed > You go to prison > You break out of prison > You break back into the ancient tomb > You fall into a spike trap > The goth girl nearly becomes your friend > You go back to prison > You are in prison for about a year > The guy who put you in prison breaks you out of prison > You try to get in his pants but fail > The world has gone to shit and you're told you have to save it > You have two more companions > All of them know the goth girl but nobody knows where she is > You go to Japan > It's raining > You get to stab a bunch of guys and steal a bunch of shit > This isn't what you went to uni for but it's still fun somehow > You get in the sailor's pants > Two of the goth girl's friends show up > You learn the goth girl didn't make it > You help the goth girl's friends, one of your companions, and a new person escape from Shoin's Institute > You all get wasted together for a week straight > Suddenly Kobolds? > You leave Japan on a flying bomb?? > You get turned into A Kobold??? > You get turned back and die > You un-die. > You live on a bear now. > This is fine. > You help make the bomb fly again. > You prepare to fly the bomb into a dragon. > Like an actual fucking dragon. > Einstein brings a bunch of people to help you fight the dragon. > There is a dog on two legs in armour. > Of course there is. > Sure. Fine. Whatever. > It’s just one of those days (TM) > You teleport off the bomb just before it hits the dragon. > You are on a tower fighting zombies. > The dog is helping. > You win and save the world. > You also doom the world. > The fight is over. > The dog is a dog again. > Did you hallucinate the last two hours or so??? > You learn this is the dog that disregarded a velvet rope two years ago and fucked you over in the first place.

SCREAMING CRYING RQG 176 and 177 ARE STILL SO SO HEARTBREAKING

UUUUUUUUUHUUUUU

043 | Zamid Wedding <3

hoo boy this was an undertaking :D i drew a Wedding Zolf/Hamid comic for my dear friend @lovefourtydown​ for @fandomtrumpshate​!!

The prompt was a bright wholesome magically wedding and im happy to deliver it <3

[ID: A two paged digital comic featuring the wedding of Zolf Smith and Hamid Saleh Haroun Al-Tahan from Rusty Quill Gaming. Oscar Wilde is officiating the wedding with Azu, Kiko, James Barnes, Howard Carter, Sasha Rackett, Grizzop Drik Acht Amsterdam and Cel Sidebottom as witnesses.

Hamid is a brown-skinned Egyptian Halfling with short curly brown hair and scaly skin, he is wearing a purple patterned suit with a brass button up shirt and a plaid cravat. Zolf is a white dwarven man with short white hair and a intricately braided beard, he is wearing a blue suit with plaid accents and kilt with a purple and brass sash.

On the first page Hamid and Zolf stand facing each other, each of them have one hand outstretched holding each other. Oscar a white man in a blue suit stands in front of them with his eyes closed and his hands wide open casting an illusion of their history, both the good and the bad. From top to bottom the scenes are: Zolf embracing Hamid in Japan, Hamid sitting outside Zolfs door in Paris, Zolf and Hamid writing their book together, and Zolf and Hamid arguing in the last Londan arc.

On the second page there are 3 panels. The larger scene is Hamid and Zolf  exchanging rings; the first panel is of their hands, hamid holding Zolf’s hand, his ring already slid into place. The middle is of them closing in on a kiss, hamids eyes are open slightly as he smiles. The last panel shows them kissing just off screen, there hands clasped and both of their rings visible. In the background from left to right is Kiko, a japanese women with dark hair and a purple and pink dress. Azu a black Kenyan women wearing a similar dress as kiko but with brass flowers adorning the dress. Sasha a white women with a burn scar and a brown jacket. Cel a white hald-elf wearing a blue suit with brass accents, Barnes a white man with brown hair with a blue suit. Cater a white man with white hair and a blue suit, his arm is thrown over barnes shoulder. Grizzop a gray goblin wearing blue artemis armor. / End ID]

RQG re-listen 172:

“Tread carefully because you tread on my teeth” is such a strange and weird line, And it comes from RQG! 😆🤦‍♀️

Then again, Bryn says it directly after Alex (As Carter in Natan’s body) says “You keep treading in my mouth! Like in it, like properly in it. Like I know what the groves in your boots taste like.” To Azu.

And that’s just a weird sentence anyway! 😆

THE CREW THE CREW I WANNA SEE THE CREW

and there was only one mirror

Carter: As Oscar once said: "everything is about sex, except sex, sex is about power."

Wilde: I never said that!

Carter: Yes, you did!

Barnes: Well that sounds like something you would say.

Wilde: Last time you agreed with Carter that "You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear" was something I would say. Your opinion does not count.

Barnes: Wait, you didn't say that?

Carter: Nah. I did got that one wrong it was Campbell actually.

Zolf: *who was listening from the side room and entered invoked by Campbell's name* No it wasn't. Campbell isn't a hack.

Carter: Ohoho, Oscar, he called you a hack? Are you gonna let him?

Wilde: Not he didn't! Because I never wrote that. I never spoke that. And I resent anyone thinking I did.

Barnes: Okay, so who said it?

Carter: I still think it was Oscar.

Wilde: *doing calming breathing exercises*

Barnes: Don't be like that Oscar, Carter is just being himself. In fact, didn't you once said "be yourself, everyone else is already taken"?

Zolf: *who knows that Wilde never said any of this things* *breaks laughing*

Carter: Yeah, it was right after "never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary".

Wilde: I hate all of you.

Zolf: Why? Wasn't you the one going "there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about" well we are talking about you.

Wilde: I never... wait... no...I actually did say that one.

Who do you perceive as the hottest conventionally attractive male RQG character?

I WANT TO KNOW. I have chosen these options based entirely on "someone in the cast said they are objectively hot". Certain hotties weren't invited because this just didn't happen for them (that I recall.) I just want to know what people think. Please reblog I need answers. I have to see how close my truth is to everyone else's. Also I know technically it's canon Ed but his physical description is so hard in the direction of not my type that I reject that. You can still pick him though. Anyway here pick a hottie.

can i just ask for some wilde being annoying? maybe with a side dish of carter and barnes? if you're feeling like it?

 RQG requests #8: of course you can!!! as it’s always the case with me drawing wilde, i can only capture the vibes, since i cannot for the life of me think of witty dialogue befitting him. i like to think he’s roping them into playing a prank on zolf. someone probably dies in the process.

 i wanted to pay homage to your line-only style but i couldn’t emulate the vibes and the confidence :’)) but throwing in the gradients and dots was a really fun way to make somethin very simple pop out in a nice way. the terrible trio <3

 fineliner on yellow paper, and digital color.

  ID under the cut!

[ID: a wordless, two-panel sequence of carter, wilde and barnes. it's drawn traditionally with thin lines, and colored digitally with bright, flat colors. wilde is shown as tall, gaunt, and with slightly messy shoulder-length hair. he has a scar across his right cheek and is wearing a yukata. carter has short messy hair, a curved mustache and small, rounded glasses. he's wearing a button-up, a vest, and an undone bowtie. barnes has long straight hair with the top half pulled back in a loose ponytail, and the rest is loose. he has two necklaces and a wide open billowy shirt.

the panel above shows wilde coming in between carter, to the left, and barnes, to the right. he's putting a hand on their shoulders, bringing them closer to him, and is speaking towards carter with a mischievous look. carter is eyeing him suspiciously while polishing a dagger, and barnes has his arms crossed and is raising an eyebrow at him. the background is light yellow, and they're all colored in with the same purple-pink gradient.

in the second one, wilde is now holding both of them close by closing his arms around them, around barnes's chest and carter's neck. barnes looks tense, and carter is sputtering, his glasses knocked loose. wilde is smiling widely and gesturing with an index finger, with cartoon flowers around his head. their group gradient is red-yellow, and the background is light pink with lighter stripes coming in beams from the center. end ID]

I’ll l never forgive Alex for making real historical figures npc’s I can never escape this podcast man