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#ron slider kerner x chris seresin
oh-surprise-its-me · 9 months
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More of my Jake’s dad being Slider and having his other dads last name-
Slider would bring Jake with him official places sometimes and be like this is my SON I have him with my HUSBAND.
Slider really didn’t give a fuck about people’s opinions about him but the second they started trashing Chris or Jake all bets were off.
Ice has to intervene multiple times.
Jake’s first ever physical fight was because someone made fun of his dads. He rocked that kids shit at the age of 6
Jakes other dad is a firefighter, literally pulled Slider out of a car crash he was a victim of and the first thing Ron said was “my savior please marry me, wait no we can’t because Ice.”
He passed out from a concussion and Ice, once again, had to go to the hospital to find what the fuck Ron had done this time. Chris stuck around to see if Ron was okay because what the fuck is an Ice
He met Ice and was like “oh shit he’s taken” Ice then proceeds to fix that misunderstanding. Ice literally never lets Ron forget it that Chris thought they were together.
At Jake and Bradley’s wedding they Chris and Mav dance together because they love teaming up against their husbands. (They are both short and decided that was a good thing to bond over)
The first person Slider called once gay marriage was legalized was Ice. He was crying in the car and asked if Tom would fly out to officiate it. Tom said yes but only if Ron did the same for them.  
Chris recorded Tom and Pete’s ceremony because he knew Bradley would regret not seeing it one day
Chris feeds all the outdoor stray cats even though it’s one of the most reoccurring  fights he has with Ron.
Horses were pretty much just Jakes thing growing up but they loved that he loved it so they let him take all the lessons he wanted. For his 14th birthday they got him his own horse and he CRIED for hours and was so happy.
Jake and Ice are equally embarrassed to be reminded that Jake realized he was gay because of Ice. Bradley gets such a fucking kick out of it he got them matching friendship bracelets
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aki-draws-things · 8 months
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@oh-surprise-its-me
Yes, I wrote on a bus during all the unholy hours my ass had been sitting there, but it's not checked enough to go on ao3, I'll check and fix it (and expand it) when I'm back.
But, the accident. And a bit of the aftermath.
Summary: Ice calls goose I'm the aftermath of the worst accident ever.
(The accident is foreshadowing what will happen again. With a very different outcome)
When Goose arrived at the base hospital, Slider is still in surgery. Iceman looks pale. No, scratch that. He's ghostly white, drenched. He didn't even get out of his flight suit.
He looked ready to throw up, and something told Goose it wouldn't be the first time.
"I'm here." He said, his voice soft, a whisper as he stepped closer to Iceman as he brushed his fingers on his hunched shoulders. "Ice, I'm here."
"Gone." Ice muttered, it sounds choked, barely human. "He's gone, goose. He's gone."
Goose frowned, his hand hovering by his shoulders. What the hell? No, Slider was in surgery, not gone. He opened his mouth to speak, but Ice stopped him. Ice looked up, eyes red, and glassy, tear streaks down his cheeks, and a bruise on the side of his face, he tries not to move his left shoulder too much either.
"Got us out of the water. In the chopper. Gone." His words are fragmented, and suddenly Goose understood.
"Fuck." He breathed out, slowly. He sat down next to Iceman and held his head in his hands, pulling at his hair. "Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. He's gonna be alright."
Because let's be honest, what else could he say at this point? Ice just told him that one of his closest friends died.
"Fucking hell. How?"
It takes Goose almost 30 minutes before actually asking. It takes at least one more hour before Ice can force words out of his mouth.
"Dunno... our Cat went down in flames. There was smoke and heat everywhere, I-- I dunno. I couldn't reach ejection, Ron pulled it for me."
Goose sucked in a breath. Damn, he knew how loyal Slider was, he flew with him before, when Slider trained as a pilot and Goose was his Rio. They didn't work out, Slider wasn't cut to be a pilot, Slider was dangerous and unpredictable.
Goose felt like a hypocrite, flying with Maverick, but they didn't know Maverick. (Mav was everything Slider had been at his age. The one big difference was that Goose was older now. It wasn't Slider's fault like he had painted at the time. And maybe he missed the chance to tell him so.)
Slider was loyal to a fault.
"Too much smoke, you know? I think I was losing consciousness. Next thing I know, I'm in the air, and I see Ronnie's chute a little further from me. But he's hanging there like a broken doll."
Once Iceman started, he could not stop anymore. Goose could see his eyes becoming distant, lost in the midst of what happened barely hours before.
"We're in the water. He doesn't move. I swim over to him. I held him, you know? The way I hold him all the time."
Goose knew what he means, he saw the way they held in each other.
"He was in my arms. There was blood all over his face, in the water, and his helmet cracked. He hit the canopy, somehow. Because--" Ice's breath itched in his throat and goose wanted to reach out and hold him. It's not his job--
"Cause he got me out first, and he wasted time."
"He saved you. It's not a waste of time."
"He got me out and wasted the momentum to eject himself safely." He repeated, his voice low and choked.
Goose closed his eyes and prayed not to hear anything else. He knows, he can guess what's about to come, and he's not sure he could take it. but Iceman needed to get it out.
Iceman pressed his fingers on his neck, Slider's head was reclined against his shoulder, and the chopper can't get to them fast enough. Ice's fingers dig into the skin and feel-- nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Silence.
He pressed deeper, it would leave a bruise, maybe, but he needed to hear it, the soft thumping under his--
It's not there. No gentle thud.
Silence.
There's no warm exhale against his cheek when Ron breathed. because there was no breath left in his body.
"Let me take him."
No. No, no-- he doesn't want to let go.
"Sir, let me take him."
He wants his Ron back. He needs him back. Ron's gone because he was such a poor excuse of a pilot and couldn't even elect himself.
"I need you to let him go, sir. We can't lift him if you hold him like that."
He let go just a tiny little bit, and they lift Ron's broken body away from him.
Gone. His Ronnie is--
He throws up in the water.
When he finally is lifted out of the water and into the chopper too, they have cut open his flightsuit. They're pushing down his chest with so much strength that he's sure he will bruise and even break something.
Who cared, after all? Ron was gone anyway.
They force air into his lungs.
Tom never saw him lay so still in all the years he had known Ron. He did see him in a hospital bed his fair share of times because apparently living outside a home for a couple of months and still going to school like nothing happened, can easily end up with a nasty cold and persistent cough. And that could easily turn into pneumonia. And Tom would wake up in the dead of the night to Ron wheezing in ways he was not supposed to.
But this was different. Ron was unnaturally still. Or moving, that depended on how Tom would see things.
He was gone.
He was dead.
He was dead under their expert hands as they tried to get him back. As they worked so hard, so fucking hard for his heart to beat again. Tom swears that if Ron died, so would he. He couldn't imagine a life where Ron is not right beside him. He would never be able to fly, ever again.
It doesn't look like a good rhythm when the monitor shows a tiny change, but it's a rhythm nevertheless. Well, kind of.
"They said so many things. Things I don't understand. Things I forgot. All I know was that his heart stopped. He wasn't breathing, even as we arrived here, he wasn't. And his skull was fractured."
Goose felt sick. Iceman wasn't even blinking anymore, he realized, he was staring blankly, unemotional.
Ice cold.
Slider survived.
He remained in a coma for an unholy time, Ice remained right at his side. He pleaded.
He prayed.
Goose never saw him pray. Goose didn't even know he was religious.
Ice himself didn't know who he was praying to. He just was praying.
Goose took out the small cross he always carried around his neck, the one his mother gave him, he gave it to Ice without a word. He had the one Carole gave him. Right now, Ice needed it more.
"Slider! How are you doing man? I thought you wanted to be a pilot. What happened?"
Goose was smiling, goose was, maybe, just a bit intoxicated, not too much just a little.
Slider's smile was strained, he tried to sound casual, he tried not to say that Goose knew exactly what the fuck happened. Still, he smiled.
"So, flying with the Iceman, mh?"
"It's Mr. Iceman to you."
Ice was, perhaps, a little intoxicated too, if the way he leaned on Ron's shoulders said anything. But Goose knew a different reason for him leaning so close, a very different reason why Ice's fingers carded through his hair on the back of his head.
Goose knew there was a scar there, where his head cracked open.
Goose knew Slider was a miracle in two feet.
It was a miracle he survived. (He almost didn't.)
It was a miracle he woke up.
It was a miracle he recovered to the point he was allowed back into an F-14.
Ron was a miracle himself, Goose is not sure how, but he's so damn happy it went this way.
Goose knew he waited one instant too long.
Goose knows that is the last thing he will ever know. but he sees Mav, and Mav is safe.
Suddenly, he understood Slider.
That's the last thing he knows.
The papers felt heavy in Mav's hands as his eyes scanned through them thoughtfully.
For a moment, he thought Tom mistakenly gave him Goose's medical papers. Everything, well, most of it, matches terrifyingly. The injury, injuries, multiple. The accident. His head struck the canopy. There's a small, black-and-white picture of a cracked helmet, Tom had the decency to remove every other picture describing the injuries. (Tom removed more than just a few pictures. He squeezed a piece of paper in his hand so much that he almost tears it. Maverick doesn't need to know.)
Mav is still half convinced he's reading the report from goos--- Roland Yaakov Kerner. "Slider".
"If you want to go to Texas now--"
"No... they need time alone. They deserve it." A beat, Tom inhales sharply, his hands still shaking. "Don't talk about that. To no one. Chris must never know. Deal?"
Mav nods.
"Deal."
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oh-surprise-its-me · 8 months
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Lil' headcanon of mine, Ron is fluent in several different languages (sure, Tom is too, as compacflt he has to, but there had been cases when Ron had to stop him before he accidentally said the wrong thing. In good faith, but still wrong, Tom please you've almost insulted that Chinese commander holy fuck please shut up). Chris is very much surprised when he hears him teaching baby Jake. He's surprised when he hears Tom and Ron switch languages. (Mav is confused too.) Now they both stare at their boyfriends and one son speaks different languages. (Bradley finds out during that faithful mission. He's not entirely sure of what it does to him... well, it does something indeed!)
Oh my god Aki you’re brilliant. (I don’t speak anything besides English and some American Sign Language sooo there won’t be any actual different language spoken.)
Tom can speak Polish, Spanish, and Russian bits of Mandarin and some sign language because him and Mav like to talk shit across rooms.
Ron can speak Polish, Spanish Russian, Mandarin, French and bits and pieces of others. He loves learning new ones.
They were in the backyard. Chris and Ron have been dating for about a year. Tom is staying with them until they’ve gotta go back. Ron started speaking fluent Polish to Tom, Chris thought he was going to pass out. He’s always known Ron is hot but lord.
Three weeks later they were in a restaurant on a date, a guy started speaking Spanish to the waitress she kept shaking her head until Ron leaned over and translated. Chris threw cash on the table and dragged Ron out of there and into a bed so fast.
Chris didn’t know how hot he’d find Ron switching through languages but goddamn. It’s hot.
When Jake started talking it was incredible. They had taught him some sign to say when he was hungry or thirsty or cold but him talking? Adorable. They cried when he first called Chris daddy.
Chris loved watching their kid learn what different things were.
When Jake one day suddenly asked for something in Polish he got a bit confused.
He blinked down at the little three year old. “Baby what?” Jake said it again and pointed. Chris had no idea what he’s saying. “Come on let’s go find papa he’s clearly been speaking Polish around you”
They go into the office that Ron uses when he’s at home. Chris bounces Jake. “Say it again baby.”
Ron looks up when Jake starts talking. “He’s doing it! Chris oh my god he’s doing it!”
“Hon. Love you and how excited you are. Did you not think about the fact that I can’t speak Polish.”
Ron looks confused. God bless this man. Somehow he’s got navy secrets up in that head of his. “Baby maybe wait until he’s a bit older and understands he needs to speak English at me and Polish at you.”
Ron goes a bit pink. He stands up and goes over to them. He kisses Chris, “and French.”
Chris blinks. “French.” “Maybe Tommy and I have been thinking about teaching him Russian also.”
Ron takes Jake from Chris. “Our son can’t save you from stupidity.” Ron lifts him onto his shoulder “yeah he can.”
Chris smiles, he leans closer and kisses Ron again. “Yeah you’re right he can.”
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The first time Bradley sees Jake speaking a different language it’s Spanish with Javy on the ship after they landed. He didn’t know it at the time but Jake was talking about how he just wanted to kiss Bradley.
Two weeks after the mission they’re all together at Tom and Mav’s house. Jake is sitting up on the counter in the kitchen, he’s watching Tom and Ron cook like he always used to. He didn’t know how much he missed it.
Bradley is leaning next to Jake’s hip. Tom starts speaking to Ron. Bradley blinks, he’s not heard Tom speak Polish in years.
Jake chimes in. In Polish.
Bradley knows he’s staring. He can’t help it. “You speak Polish?”
Chris laughs from the doorway, he comes into the kitchen, he’s covered in grease. Chris goes up on his toes and kisses Ron. “He spoke polish more then English when he was four. Forced me to get a goddamn Polish to English dictionary.” Jake goes a bit pink. “Dad cut it out.”
Chris gets that look on his face that Bradley used to see on Mav sometimes.
It’s the ‘I could be more of a dick but I’m choosing to be nice today’ face.
Tom laughs and says something else. Jake goes redder. Ron slaps Tom, Chris snorts and loops an arm around Tom. Jake shakes his head, “Y’all are horrible to me I’m gonna find Mav.” He hops off the counter but drags his hand across Bradley’s stomach as he passes.
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“Never thought I’d find you speaking a different language so not.” - “baby you think everything I do is hot.” - “shut up Jake come here and ride me.” - “yeehaw cowboy.”
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oh-surprise-its-me · 9 months
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Jake gets the nickname ‘snow white’ from his dads when he’s a kid because damn if Slider thought Chris was an animal beacon then Jake must be a flashing billboard.
He finds all sorts of animals growing up, frogs, birds, dogs, cats, a cow, a pig, opossums, yes multiple. 
Chris loves it. Slider is damn sure that Jake is going to catch rabies.
It keeps going when he’s older to, he just hides it better. He keeps a squirrel hidden in his room when he’s 17 for four months, Chris finds it one day when he drops off Jakes now non bloody hockey jersey.
Jake is sitting there doing homework and it’s curled in his hoodie. Chris loves the little creature, Jake begs him not to tell Ron.
Not because Ron will make them get rid of her, no, no, he’ll give them another lecture.
They tell Ron.
He’s cutting up food in the kitchen when Chris comes up behind him sliding arms around his waist.
“What did you do.” Chris laughs, “do! What do you mean I’m great!”
Ron turns around, he leans down and kisses Chris, “great yes, guilty also yes.”
Jake makes a small cough from the doorway. “It’s not just him?”
“Christ kid what did the two of you do. If it involves fire and our shed I’m taking that assignment Tom offered me.”
“Hey! I’m not that bad!” Ron laughs, Chris spins in his arms to lean against him back to chest. “You aren’t that bad alone but your dad and you together are a dangerous combo.”
Jake takes Lily out of his hood. “Is that a goddamn squirrel.”
“Depends.”
Chris leans his head bad to look at Ron, “I already said he could keep it. He’s had Lily for four months already.”
“JACOB?” “She was dying! It’s fine! I checked her out! I hand fed her kitten formula!”
“Jesus fucking Christ kid.”
That year they have an addition to their Christmas card, Lily, in a red bow on Jakes shoulder.
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oh-surprise-its-me · 8 months
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This is in response to someone wondering what Chris looks like. That finally motivated me to find pictures of how I kinda picture Chris.
I, like the idiot I am , googled “blond male firefighters” yeah that got weird fast.
But! I kept looking!
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Think some combo of them.
In the picture of Charlie from pacific rim I’m thinking that Chris steals Ron’s/ Ron and Tom’s dog tags when they are home as a you can’t leave without these so you’ll have to find me. Kinda thing.
Chris is normally clean shaven but he’ll grow facial hair every once and a while.
He’s around 5’10ish he’s just short compared to his giraffe of a husband.
And like I said a while back he sounds like Boyd Holbrook in justified city primeval!!!
@aki-draws-things mentioned Pacific Rim and like a lightning bolt it struck me that Charlie in that movie was kinda close to Chris.
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oh-surprise-its-me · 8 months
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Different version of daggers meet Jake's dads, but in the other au I'm writing (and squealing about!!)
They joked about roos being nepotism kid, having been raised by Mav (maybe mav and Goose, in an au where goose lives ❤️, but mav doesnt grow that much close to tom), and Jake obviously has Chris last name, no one connected to navy or anything. Until they see him break in the wildest grin that has mav reconsider everything cause fuck I know that grin, and shortly do grabby hands and running-crashing against the compacflt and his second in command and that small blond that is basically Jake but smaller and with tattoos.
Omg yes okay
So I’m writing this in the au of Chris x Ron x Tom just because I can.
Mav and Goose were leaning against the bar talking with Bradley. Everyone so far has made fun of him for being such the nepotism baby.
Mav noticed that Jake is the only one who hasn’t made a jab at him. Jake just keeps checking his phone.
He hears more people come into the bar, but Goose hits him. He turns and looks, shit is that Tom? And Ron Kerner? Who the hell is the blond under their arms?
Jake takes off from the group. He slams into them. Goose can’t help it he lets out a “what the fuck.”
Jake gets a kiss on the head from each man, he drags them back over. “Mav pretty sure you know who this is.”
God that little shit. “Hey Tom. Hi Ron. Hello blond man who is Jake in 20ish years.”
That gets a laugh out of Jake. He grins.
Oh fuck. That’s the grin Tom gave him in the locker room at top gun. Is Jake Tom’s kid?
“Mav meet my dads. Ron, Tom, and Chris Seresin.”
Goose snaps out of it before Mav does. “Good to see you guys again. Congrats on all the promotions.” He shakes everyone’s hands, “didn’t know you had a kid Tom.”
Tom smiles, he ruffles Jake’s hair, “yeah. Didn’t talk about it.” Jake smacks at his tata’s hand, “shut it.”
Bradley raises his hand from where he’s sitting behind them. Ron points “clone of Goose go ahead.” Bradley thinks for a second, “y’all can’t like permanently ruin me if I ask this right?”
Tom laughs. “Oh I can but I’ll let it slide tonight.”
Bradley nods. “Are y’all all together?”
Jake blinks at Bradley, “you’re dumber then you look aren’t you.”
“Jake I swear to god I don’t care that your dads are here I’ll kick your ass.” “I’d love to see you try Roo.”
Chris claps his hands together. “Boys!”
They both blush. “To answer Bradley’s question, yeah we are.”
Mav leans over to Ron. “Were you guys together when we were at top gun?”
Tom answers from where he’s leaning against Ron. “Kinda. Ron and I were hooking up but he was with Chris. Didn’t realize I could have both of them until Chris called me a fucking idiot and kissed me when we got back to Texas.”
Goose blinks. “Oh my god.” He points at Jake. “That’s why he has that evil grin you guys both have.”
Jake laughs. “You nailed it old man.”
Bradley blinks again. “Wait a second you’re also a nepotism baby!”
Tom glances at Jake, “he’s not wrong.” “Hey! Don’t agree!”
Mav tilts his head. “How the hell did I not know this?” Chris answers this again. “Wanted to keep him safe from the navy. Biology wise he’s my nephew, so we just kept our last name. Didn’t ever marry legally.”
Ron kisses the side of Tom’s head, “there was that hippy dippy wedding we did though.” Tom laughs and pulls Chris under his arm, “that was a fun wedding.”
They break off into chatting in polish, Jake tries to not hear what they’re saying. He smiles as he watches his dads. Bradley touches his elbow. “I’m sorry. I was a real dick.”
Jake laughs. He taps his fingers on Bradley’s chest. “Not like I was an angel but you had it coming. Needed you to jump off that cliff you were standing at.”
Bradley and Jake hug, Chris leans back and kisses both of his men. “Think he’ll be okay?” Ron tucks Chris in between them. “Yeah they’ll work it out.”
“Sexually.”
“Tom I swear to god.”
Chris laughs. “He’s not wrong it’s like watching you two.”
There’s a chorus of heys but Chris just keeps smiling. He catches the rest of the daggers looks. “Go on get me a drink, I think we’re about to be interviewed.”
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In honor of the Dallas Cowboys fucking annihilating the New York Giants I wrote a short NFL au.
Jake- quarterback.
Javy- running back.
Bradley- Running back for Philadelphia Eagles.
Chris- was a sports medic, he met his idiot during a concussion check. Ron flirted the entire time.
Slider- was a running back.
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Jake was hopping in place. It’s raining so hard he should practically be swimming at this point. He glances over at Javy. At least Javy also looks miserable.
Jake looks up at the boxes. At least his dads are out of the rain. Bradley at least should be watching the game at his house. His game ended three hours ago. Jake was able to watch the end during half time and text him.
Sucks that he wasn’t able to be there for him but they get it. It comes with the job.
Jake wishes they could just call the game over. They all know the cowboys won hours ago. It’s 40 to 0.
He claps his hands for the final play. He watches as the ball is snapped back towards him. He catches it and scans, he sees Fanboy. He throws the ball.
Fanboy jumps and catches it, he takes off towards the end zone. He crosses and leaps into the air.
The whistle goes off sounding the end of the game. Jake sighs, he can’t wait to take off all of the soaking padding. He feels disgusting.
Jake smacks his helmet into Javy’s, they always kick ass together. Jake high-fives the other quarterback, they do a side hug. He’s a good guy. Bad at throws but good.
He jogs off the field. Jake knows he should stay and talk to the press. He doesn’t want to. He misses his boyfriend. Wants to see his dads.
Jake strips and showers as fast as he can. Their coach gives them a short talk before saying they can go. He looks at Jake and tells him to scram. Jake loves Wolfman, he’s the best coach he could’ve ever asked for, the best uncle.
Jake takes off through the stadium, he takes back paths and runs as fast as he can. He runs to the boxes. He slides into the owners box. He sees Ron. “Pa!” Ron spins, he opens his arms, “hey chickie you killed it!” Jake is caught in a spin. He feels Chris come up behind him and hug him. “Hey dad.” Chris presses a kiss to his head.
“Proud of you baby.” Jake grins at his dad.
“Look at you go cowboy.”
Jake freezes. He spins. Holy shit. Bradley.
Ron gently pushes Jake towards Bradley.
Bradley who is wearing a Cowboy’s jersey. Jake’s cowboys jersey.
He’s caught by Bradley in a hug, he’s picked up, Jake wraps his legs around his boyfriend’s waist. Bradley always could hold him easily. Jake feels a kiss pressed to his head, “congratulations baby. Killer first game.”
Jake laughs and puts his legs down. “Congratulations to yourself sweetheart. I caught some highlights you were hot as fuck.”
There’s a cough from behind them, Jake flushed lightly. “Sorry pa.” Theres a laugh from Chris. “Y’all are fine but go to the hotel. Y’all can avoid people if you go now.”
Bradley nods in thanks. “Come on, let’s party.”
Jake laughs, he takes Bradley’s hand, he waves at his dads. “By party I hope you mean sleep because I’m exhausted.”
Bradley pulls him closer again in the elevator, he presses a kiss to Jake’s jaw. “Too exhausted to celebrate?” Jake smiles. He kisses Bradley, “not too exhausted for a special celebration from you.”
Bradley laughs. He pulls Jake to one of the Ubers that’s waiting. “When do you gotta leave?” Jake hums and scoots closer in the car. “Not I till late tomorrow.”
Bradley smiles, “no practice?” Jake shakes his head, “all yours for tonight, go nuts.” Bradley kisses Jake again. “You’ve got it baby.”
Jake melts into Bradley’s side. Hell of a way for a first game to end. He wouldn’t change it for anything.
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Saw people talking about how Ice’s middle name is canonically Jacob.
So what I’m taking from this is Ron and Chris named Jake after Tom.
Tom would’ve criedddd he flew in a few weeks after they’ve first had Jake. He’s there with two months off, he knows how babies work. Chris picks him up from the airport and explains everything on the way.
When they get back to the house Ron is there holding Jake, he smiles at Tom. “Meet Jacob Brook Seresin.
He passes Jake over to Tom. “Jacob?” Chris leans back against Ron, “there was no way in hell we were naming him after any of our fathers.”
Tom looks at them, he’s crying for real now. “Me? You picked me?” Ron and Chris both smile, Ron moves first. He hugs Tom. Chris right behind to put him in the middle of their hug. “You’re one of the most important people in my life Tommy. Get that through your head.”
Tom looks at Chris, “you’re fine with this?” Chris gets a sad look, “Tom like Ron said, get it through your head. I love you. Ron loves you. Of course I’m fine with it. Fuck I suggested it.”
“If it makes it less stressful we’re gonna call him Jake.”
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*a month into him living there Mav shows up.*
Ron and Mav are in the kitchen with a little two and a half month old baby Jake.
Jake is just wailing, Ron is pretty close to tears himself, Chris and Ice are at the store, it's just him and Mav.
When Ron finally gets Jake to stop, Mav just walks over to him and hugs him. "You're a good dad Ron. Trust me I know shit fathers. You aren't that."
“Just don’t ever wanna be like my own.” Mav shakes him head. “You’ll never be like him.”
Ron really does let the tears come. He loves their little family. "Careful Mav you're starting to sound like you like me."
Mav takes Jake from him. "You grew on me like a rash, I think I might love you."
Ron laughs, he drops his head onto Mav's shoulder.
"Love you too, thanks for taking such good care of Tom." Mav smiles, "no need thank me, you did it for so long I figured you could use the help.
When their boyfriends come back it's to Ron and Mav laying on the couch comparing stupid stunts they've done.
“Okay how many concussions?” “3 technically.” “HA I’ve had 4.”
Chris smacks Ron “not something to be proud of.” Tom flicks Mav’s ear “same goes for you.”
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Ron/chris prompt, if you don't mind?
While still flying together, Ice and Slider go missing, hurt probably, but alive somehow.
Mav goes against orders and secrecy and warns Chris, because Chris deserves to know and Mav needs someone who understand. They don't know what happened, nor if their boyfriends are even alive. They cam only wait for them to come home to them
Aki I will quite literally never mind writing about them.
Mav was off on forced leave when he got the call. He was with Carol. He collapses, falls straight to his knees.
Technically he’s not supposed to know that they’re MIA, but somehow the admiral got a soft spot for him and called.
God it’s only been a year since top gun. He can’t lose Tom without not knowing so much about him.
Oh god.
Chris.
Chris who is in small town in Texas waiting for three weeks from now where they get to meet a ship together and have their boyfriends back.
Mav dodges past Carol and throws up. “It’s fine I can’t talk about it. But they’re MIA. I gotta go.” Carol looks worried. She gives him a hug and a kiss on his head. “Go we love you it’ll be fine.”
He’s gotta tell Chris. He can’t not tell him. He’s known them both for so long this might kill him. He gets the next flight to Texas.
Chris is woken up by pounding on his door. He has a split second where he thinks he missed his shift but no it’s a Saturday and also 4am.
He pulls on pants and wanders out to the front door, he opens it.
It’s Mav.
Chris knows what that means.
He starts crying. He starts shaking so hard he has to hold onto the wall. “It’s Ron isn’t it. He’s dead.”
Mav shakes his head, he pulls Chris into a hug. “It’s both of them. They’re MIA. Neither of us are even supposed to know.”
And just like that. Mav breaks. He realizes how bad this could be. He knows the odds. They collapse together on the porch. Holding on and crying.
“Mav you can’t go after them I can’t loose you too.” Their in bed now. Still holding on to each other. Chris had dug out a sweatshirt that’s so clearly Tom’s that it made Mav a little sick. He pulled it on without hesitation.
He sighs. “I can’t promise because the Navy might make me. But you know I’ll try.”
Chris let’s out a shaky breath. He just starts talking. “I’ve known them since I was 23. I don’t know how to live without them Mav.” He sniffs and smiles. “Have you had the experience of Tommy being really drunk and singing?” Mav shakes his head with a small smile “he doesn’t always losen up still. He’s been getting better though.”
Mav didn’t know that Chris had known them for so long. God no wonder Tom kept Ron’s accident a secret. That would’ve actually killed Chris.
~
It’s been three days. Three days of no sleep. Just straight walking.
Ron honestly doesn’t know exactly where they are. He just knows that Tom’s arm is broken and he’s got a hell of an concussion, and that they need to find people soon.
Fortunately they found water yesterday and have been following that. Where there’s water there’s people.
Tom hasn’t let go of his hand since yesterday. At first Ron thought it was so keep track of him. But the longer Ron watches he thinks it’s something more. The way Tom screamed when they had to land with their parachutes and how Ron had to sit for a second after landing.
He guesses it reminds him of a few years ago.
They’ve been hearing planes go over for the last day. People must be looking for them.
He hopes they find them before the cut on his leg makes him bleed out.
He can’t do that to Tommy.
God Chris.
If he thinks about Chris right now he won’t be able to focus.
“You doing okay Tommy?” “I want to go home and curl up with Mav. I wanna watch from the couch with him and see you and Chris be in the kitchen together dancing.”
Ron let’s out a small sob. He laughs. “I know. I do to.”
They keep going.
~
They’re back in California together. Chris refused to let Mav go back by himself, which Mav might never admit but he appreciates it. He hates sleeping by himself now. It’s been almost a year of sleeping with Tom. He’s too used to someone else breathing.
They share a bed. Chris wakes up with nightmares almost as often as Mav.
Mav had no idea Chris had so many nightmares. Thought he’d be free from that since he’s a civilian.
He couldn’t be more wrong.
The amount of times he’s woken up with Tom or Ron’s name in his mouth makes Mav think there’s a bit too much history of their boys coming back home to Chris injured.
They run on the beach together before Mav has to go to work. Chris has basically cleaned their entire house. He said he’s going to start on the flowerbeds next.
When they shower they cry. They both pretend to not hear it but they sob.
~
They stumbled into an air base. Tom can’t believe their luck. He turns to grab onto Ron but sees how pale he is. It’s been almost 9 days. He’s not shocked at how pale he is but it’s concerning. They’re in the med bay when a nurse asks how long Ron’s been bleeding.
Tom has no idea. “He never said he was. I didn’t know.”
She nods and touches his hair. It reminds him so much of his mom that he starts crying. She looks startled but ends up holding his hand until Ron is back. He’s got a blood drip.
“Hey Tommy.”
“Hey Ron. Ready to go home?”
~
Mav gets the call at around 6 am. They’re just about to leave on a run. When he hangs up he grabs onto Chris. “They found them.”
Chris collapses against the counter. He can’t believe it. “Alive?” “Alive.” He slides into the floor.
“They’re coming home today. Should be here by 7pm.”
“Oh god Mav.”
Chris starts crying with a smile this time. He knows it will be bad. Missing for 12 days will make it bad. He can’t wait to see Tom and Ron.
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Chris can’t stop bouncing lightly in place. He’s technically not supposed to be here for this but Mav got him in.
They’re both walking off the plane.
Oh god.
When they finally reach the entrance to the building they see each other. Ron gasps. “Chris?”
“Hey flyboy.” Ron starts crying. It’s the first time since he found out they’re fine he’s cried. He grabs onto Chris. He doesn’t care who sees.
He can see Mav and Tom holding on just as tight.
They pull away and switch hugging. Ron and Mav hug for much shorter amount of time then Chris and Tommy.
They all hold hands when going into the hospital, they just have to get their blood tested and then they can go home.
4 months off.
Ron doesn’t want to say there’s an upside to this but he thinks there might be one.
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They all go back to Tom and Mav’s place. “Chris what the fuck did you do to the flower beds?”
They’re huge. Tom doesn’t have any abilities to keep plants alive. Mav is worse then he is.
“Guess I’ll have to come back and take care of them then.”
Tom loops his unbroken arm around Chris and presses a kiss to his head. “Yeah you will.”
Ron smiles. He reaches out and puts a hand on Mav’s shoulder. “Thank you. Thank you for taking care of each other. You’ve got no idea how much it means to me.”
Mav smiles back, “Of course I was gonna tell him. I knew how badly I would want to know. I couldn’t leave him in Texas just waiting.”
“Hey y’all coming?” Ron smiles at Chris. He thinks it might be time to try and get married.
Maybe not legally. But physically. Mentally.
He’s got 4 months he can talk him into that. But now? He passes Mav over to Tom and takes Chris back. “Yeah we’re coming.” He kisses him. Doesn’t even care that they’re on the front porch.
He hears Mav make a shocked sound and knows Tom is kissing him also.
He pulls away. “Come on I wanna hold you.”
Chris smiles up at him. “Come on Tommy, I wanna watch you try and figure out things without your hand.”
They end up in the bedroom. Chris is leaned under Tom’s shoulder. Broken arm in his lap next to Ron’s head. Ron’s got a hand tossed over Tom’s legs holding onto Mav’s shirt. Mav is curled almost exactly like Ron. Chris keeps running his hands through Ron’s hair, Tom’s petting Mav almost the exact same. He can’t believe they’re as fine as they are.
He’s not religious. But he says thank you to the universe anyways.
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Mmh...let's make our favorite dummy definitely dehydrated, shall we Mac? 😗
(... I actually understand how he could forget to drink. I mean, the tea bottle is staring at me, I'm considering putting a angry face on it tho...cause it's staring really angrily)
Ah I completely understand how the dummy gets dehydrated… my aunt gently yelled at me last summer for that…
But here we go!
In Ron’s defense he was drinking things. Just not water. He’s on his third cup of coffee of the day. Really all he’s had the past week and a half is coffee.
He’ll drink the glass of water at dinner but otherwise? Nope. He’s running on straight caffeine.
Ron has been outside all day. He helped Chris fix the one part of the fence so the horses couldn’t leave. Helped Tom plant the trees he bought last weekend. Pushed Jake on the swings until Jake thought he was going to flip over and ran inside for a ball.
He feels tipsy. Not drunk tipsy. But like he’s going to pass out tipsy. Jake comes running back out of the house, behind him the four dogs follow. Chris likes to say it’s a dog for each of them. Ron knows it’s just the everlasting need to have animals around.
Jake skids to a stop in front of Ron. The ten year old has been on a energy trip all week. They can barely keep up. Especially with their deployment looming over their heads. They leave in three weeks.
Ron knows Jake doesn’t hate them for it but god. When they have to leave him and Chris at the airport it’s like something inside of him dies.
“Pa? Did you hear what I said?”
Ron blinks at him. He hadn’t. When did it start getting dark out.
Fuck.
It’s not dark.
That’s his vision going.
“Chickie I’m going to be fine but go get your dads right now.” Ron collapses forward and catches himself on the deck.
Jake stares at him for a second before taking off.
He knows that tone. That’s the I’m being so serious right now one. He sprints off towards the barn where dad was working. Tata is probably with him. “Dad! Tata! Pa passed out!!”
Chris and Tom come running out of the barn before Jake can even get there. They sprint by him. Ron’s dog is licking his face when they reach him.
“Baby?” “Hey come on wake up Sunny.”
Jake is standing to the side. “Do I need to call uncle David and Lucas?”
Chris looks up at their kid. “No baby. He’s fine. Probably just dehydrated.” Tom slaps Ron’s face.
That gets a reaction.
Ron gasps awake. He tries to sit up but Chris shoves his shoulder back down. “Stop it. Lay there. Let everything come back.”
Jake looks like he’s trying to not cry. He’s holding the smallest dog. A chihuahua mix he found in the yard last summer. “Pa? Are you okay?”
Ron sits up again. Chris makes a noise of annoyance but allows it knowing that Ron will do anything to make sure Jake is okay. “Fine chickie. Just forgot to drink water all week.”
Tom stares at him. Ron can practically feel holes being burned into his head. “All week?”
“Pa you ain’t supposed to do that. That’s a terrible idea. It’s how you get hurt!”
Tom snaps his fingers at Jake, “baby you know ain’t isn’t proper grammar.”
Chris points a in Jake’s direction. “What the ten year old with more sense then you said.”
“Come on dummy. Let’s go inside and put you on the couch. You’re gonna drink so much water.”
Tom pulls Jake under his arm. “Common kiddo. That means Batman and reminding your pa to drink for you.”
Jake let’s out a whoop. He likes being able to tell people what to do. Chris likes to say he got that from Tom.
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In bed that night Ron looks a lot better. Less pale then he was earlier in the day. They didn’t realize it but apparently he was really not okay. Tom is curled up on top of him. Chris is laying behind Ron so he has a way to sit up.
There’s a water bottle on the nightstand that they keep passing over to him.
“Jesus Christ okay enough are you two trying to drown me?”
Chris pinches his shoulder, “you’re not allowed to complain. You passed out.”
Tom tilts his head up to look into Ron’s eyes. “I will ask Lucas for an IV don’t think I won’t.” Ron sighs. He pets a hand over Tom’s head. “Oh Tommy I know you would.”
There’s a beat where they just listen to each other breathing.
“I am sorry though. Really didn’t mean to scare anyone. Thought I was fine.”
There’s a sigh from Chris this time. “It’s fine you know it just be more careful.”
Tom pinches Ron’s nipple. He gets a hiss in response, “if you do this on the carrier I will end you.”
“Love you too baby.”
“I love you too you fucking idiot.”
“I’m not going to call either of you names and I’m just gonna say I love you both.”
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Said I need more, and i do!!
Ron getting so sick he has tonstau at the hospital for a prolonged time. The fever is a symptom of something else maybe they're not sure what caused it, but he was at home and the fever definitely didn't lower for another week, they had no other choice but.getting him to the hospital.
Ron's soooo out. Absurdly out. But in all the delirium and feverish talks he's weirdly coherent when asking them separately to take care of each other. He has.a.bad feeling or it's just the fever talking but he can't tell the difference. He think he's going to die. He knows Tom would become reckless. Or let grief kill him. He knows his Tommy. And hend9esnt know why He just can't get better as fast as every other time. He's scared. For them, for himself. But tries, this time ,not to let them stay too.much close, just in case it's catchy.
WHOO! I hoped this would be one you wanted to know more about!
Ron had a horrible feeling. He can feel the fever in his bones. He’s coughed for the last 13 hours straight, so hard at one point there was a bit of blood.
He hates hospitals. No good news has ever come from them.
Alright that’s a lie. Tom got cleared for cancer two years ago from a hospital.
Ron can’t honestly feel anything. He knows that Tom is next to him. He tries to flop his hand around to get his attention. “Tommy?”
There’s a shuffling noise. “Baby? You okay? Pain?”
Ron shakes his head, he opens his eyes to catch sight of the blond. “You’ve gotta promise me something. Gotta let me say it all before you interrupt.”
Tom brushes sweaty hair out of Ron’s eyes. Hair so long past regulation. “Okay. You know I’ll do anything for you.”
Ron sighs. He does know that. “Take care of Chris. If I don’t make it you’ve gotta take care of him. He’s so strong but maybe not strong enough for this. You need to stay with him. I know you’ll take care of Jake so I won’t ask. But stay.”
Tom is crying. He can’t help it. “Stop it. You’ll be fine. It’ll all be fine and we’ll all go home together.”
Ron shakes his head, “promise me.”
Tom let’s out a sob. “Of course I promise. If anything happens I’ll take care of him.” Ron smiles at him. “Good. I love you Tommy.” Theres another choked off sob. “Love you too.”
The next morning Tom has to leave for some paperwork. Chris comes into the room.
He catches sight of Ron.
Jesus.
Somehow he looks worse.
He slides into the chair next to the bed. “Hey baby?”
Ron rolls his head to look at Chris. He smiles. “Can we talk?” Chris squeezes his hand, “course.”
Ron blinks. “Promise me you’ll take care of Tom. He’s been through so much. This might almost kill him if I don’t make it. He’ll try to push you away. Don’t let him. Hold on. He needs you more then he’ll ever admit. Let Jake remember everything. Good and bad. Let me be the excuse for why he has to eat vegetables.”
Chris can’t speak. How can Ron ask this. “Baby it’ll be fine. You’re okay.”
Ron shakes his head hard, he squeezes Chris’s hand tighter. “We don’t know that. Promise me.”
Chris let’s the tears fall. “Course I’ll take care of Tommy. I love him as much as I love you.”
Ron relaxes back against the pillows. “Good. I’m glad.”
There’s a beat where the only noise is the heart monitor.
“If marriage for us ever becomes legal you marry Tom. It would mean so much to him.”
Chris sobs. He can’t help himself. He presses his head down onto Ron’s arm. “Please stop. You’ll be there. For everything. We’ll figure something out.”
Ron smiles he’s got tears in his eyes. “It’s okay baby. Y’all have each other. It’ll all be fine.”
Two weeks later Ron is let out of the hospital on strict bed rest. Tom and Chris never tell each other what the other promised. They both know they were asked things though.
Ron sleeps a lot those first few nights. Tom and Chris hold onto each other so tightly that way they don’t hurt Ron somehow.
They wake up gasping together one night to Ron not in bed. Chris instantly starts searching for him. Tom can only sit there and cry.
He’s not in the bathroom.
Eventually Chris finds Ron in the kitchen drinking some water.
“You’re not allowed to do that. You can’t leave.”
Ron slowly turns to look at him. “What do you mean pretty boy?”
Chris grabs Ron’s wrist and pulls him back to the bedroom. “We both thought you were-”
“Dead. Dead Ron. We thought you were dead.”
Tom looks ice cold.
They both know he’s not mad. Just terrified.
“Sorry. I’m sorry to both of you. Didn’t think anything of it.” He ends up getting pushed into the middle of the bed. “You can have a water bottle that you can drink out of. Jesus.”
Tom shoves his face into Ron’s neck. Doesn’t care if he hurts Ron. Needs to be close. Chris puts his head on the other shoulder.
The don’t really sleep the rest of the night too afraid to wake up and it all be a dream.
Jake finds them in the morning when he asks for papa’s special pancakes.
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oh-surprise-its-me · 8 months
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No angst for once...(I've just wrote the infamous first meeting in italian, tho..I'm on a mission to spread the presence of chris around... 😃😃)
Besides the usual, common ones (like...we know Ron still calls Chris angel, from time to time. That's how he called him the first time)...nicknames! Between each other, with Tommy. Maybe even Mav and the baby Daggers. Also Dave. Because him and Chris are obviously close.
Omg I’m so glad you like them as much as I do😁😁
This ended up less fic then I had originally planned and it’s more of a small list but oh well! I’m definitely going to write more with their nicknames but I hope this gave a fun answer!
Hon is used for anyone. Everyone has been called hon at some point by Chris.
Chris will drop all sorts of nicknames. Baby is thrown around for Ron, Tom and Jake. Eventually Bradley as well. (Mav too when he’s extremely hurt)
Chris said sweetheart to Ron pretty early on, it started after Ron made him breakfast in bed and it stuck.
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Threesome au nicknames-
Darling happened around Tom, it made him blush for years before he finally got used to it.
Ron calls Tom kotek, It’s polish for kitty or kitten, it started because Tom likes ducking his head under Ron’s chin.
Tom calls Chris serce in polish which translates to heart, Chris didn’t know what it meant for months until he finally figured it out. He’ll also call Chris mysz which is polish for mouse.
Tom calls Ron honey more often then anything else. He’s not sure why but it fits.
It took a while for both Ron and Tom to get used to nicknames. They didn’t know quite how to work it out at first but once they started it became really natural. Chris uses them all the time because born and raised in Texas you’ll get called honey and sweetheart by every woman over 40.
(Idk how you feel about nsfw but I decided to share) Ron will call Chris a slut in the most affectionate voice imaginable. Tom will call him baby. Chris will call them both lover or any other name that comes to his brain.
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Ron calls Chris pretty boy. That one started in bed but slowly just became something he liked saying. Chris smiles every time he hears it.
(David only dies in that one response, otherwise he’s perfectly alive and happy lol) Chris and David call each other dummy more often then any other names, Chris gets called doll sometimes though. They’ve known each other since they were 14, David is extremely protective of this small blond kid he ends up being best friends with.
Mav likes calling Chris blondie, it drives Chris nuts. He’s not even that blond anymore. Chris calls him idiot. He can’t help it. But when Mav is hurt? He gets a hon thrown his way and it shocks him.
Chris calls Goose birdbrain, Goose finds it hilarious, he calls Chris tiny.
Kiddo is the most regularly used nickname for the daggers, but kid, brat, monkeys, the children, and the circus clowns have all been used multiple times.
Chris will call Jake all sorts of nicknames, baby honey, and kiddo are the most used. Ron uses Chickie and baby.
When Tom is around he’ll call Jake baby, or sweetheart. Mav calls him trouble, literally “hey trouble what are you doing.”
Chris will call Tom hon often, the first time it happened Mav was jealous but then he realized it wasn’t a romantic thing. Ron uses Tommy so often, he’ll call him hon to get his attention sometimes.
Jake calls Bradley all sorts of nicknames, honey, sweetheart and roo are very common. Bradley calls Jake baby, it makes Jake melt every time. He probably uses baby more then Jake’s actual name. I also go feral for Jake being called princess so Bradley calls him that at home.
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@aki-draws-things
Here’s an incomplete list of things Ron has said while in a fever state.
(Ron, like me, sometimes forgets that you’re really not supposed to drink on NyQuil. That’s the result of some of the crazier ones.)
“But what if the dinosaurs do come back and they decide to eat everyone besides me and then I’m alone.” This is said while crying after watching jurassic Park in a fever state that they didn’t know about
“But what if the cow decides to come inside?” Not actually a crazy question, Chris was looking after a calf and it needed bottle fed. Chris did end up bringing it into the bathroom. Tom came home and just stared for a while before deciding not to ask.
“What if I wake up and you aren’t here. It was all a dream and I’m in my dads house and I’m 12 and never going to escape.” This one is said sobbing. Chris and Tom both cry when they hear it. They feel horrible that they can’t convince him it’s real.
“Why is Jake so tall. He’s just a baby.” This is said while holding Jake. He doesn’t realize he’s holding the 2 year old so Chris takes Jake back.
*2022* “if I was a worm would you still love me?” Tom and Chris both think maybe he’s dying. Jesus what the fuck Ron.
“If I wanted to I could marry you. I would. Fuck my dad I’ll marry you.” This is said to a scarecrow. Chris and Tom drag him back inside and make him lay back down for a long time.
“Get the kid.” Chris ends up bringing Jake back with him. “Noo wrong kid the other kid.” They stare at each other for a good minute. Tom from the kitchen asks if he means the goat. “Absolutely the goat. I would ask for chickie if I wanted Jake? But I always want Jake. I’ll take both.” The baby goat is dropped off a few seconds later. Jake holds onto the goat while sitting and sniffling in Ron’s lap.
“Baby if you became Batman would you still love us?” 15 year old Jake just shoves his pa back down onto the couch.
“If I die you get everything important to me. You’ve gotta take care of them. Promise me.” This is said to Tom in 1998. Tom refuses to acknowledge that it was ever said to him but he of course agreed.
“If this doesn’t work. You’ve gotta make sure Tommy doesn’t follow me. You’ve gotta keep him with you. Keep him alive.” This is said to Chris during the same fever. Ron truly thought he was going to die. He was in the hospital for a week.
“Bring me the cat I want to kiss her head.” This is how they know he’s sick the one time. He loves the cats but damn. Not enough to admit he wants to kiss their heads. (He kisses their heads privately.)
“Jakey why haven’t you kissed Bradley yet. It’s painful to watch.” Jake staring at his father wondering if smothering him with the pillow would get him in trouble. “Because I haven’t and he doesn’t like me?” Ron pats his face and nods. “You’re as bad with feelings as Tommy sometimes chickie.” “HEY.”
“I love you two more then the moon and the stars.” He gets a kiss for this one. And then a week later gets to take care of two sick idiots who insist on kissing him when he’s sick.
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I wanna know about Jake’s gay awakening 😂 like did he have a crush on Ice or something? How did Ice find out? Did Ron tell him in an attempt to make light of the situation lol
Okay so full disclosure here. I write things in my notes when I’m drunk sometimes, I found this idea in there. I basically decided wft yeah sure I’ll add that. But here’s a bit more soberly thought out version-
Jake grows up knowing he can love whoever he want to, when he’s 13 he kisses a girl. Doesn’t do much for him. He figures he’s bisexual, Ron’s bi he’s talked to Jake about the one ex girlfriend he had in the very beginning of collage.
Chris? Gay. So very gay.
He looks around at Texas and knows it might be a bit harder for him to kiss a guy.
He grew up hearing stories, and seeing the videos and pictures of Ron and Tom. Doesn’t really remember Tom, knows he was around a lot when he was young but other then the light smell of a cigar and knowing how easy he was able to pick Jake up there’s not much. Knows Ron misses him like a limb.
He’s just turned 17 and finds the picture of Ice and Mav on the ship again. Suddenly it clicks.
Shit. He likes men.
Only men.
He looks at Ice for a second, damn. He’s pretty, the smile is a killer. Glances over at Mav, pretty hair.
Jake drops the photos. He knows one other gay single kid in school for sure. Time to go find Liam.
He figures some stuff out.
He comes home after hockey and sits with his dads. He comes out, they of course tell him they don’t care. They love him. Ron asks if there’s anyone, Jake doesn’t know if he can’t get any redder. Chris asks how he figured it out. Jake buries his face into his hands, “the picture. And no not really just made out with Liam.”
“Wait the picture? Chickie as in the picture of Tom and Mav??” Jake let’s out a whine. “Yes.” Chris laughs, “oh my god which one of them.”
Jake smacks his head on his hands. “Both but mostly Ice. Please god forget everything I said now.”
“Baby I’m going to bring this up forever.”
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“Tommy! Congratulations my kid figured out he was fully gay because of you and that stupid eye fucking photo.”
“Goddamn it Ron one time I’d like to pick up this phone and not get more gray in my hair.”
“I’m flying out next weekend I’ll see you then.”
“I’m not letting you in the house.”
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How do you think Ron and Chris would react if Jake’s mom showed up one day asking to see him? I doubt they’d let her but I’m sure Jake would ask questions. Poor Jake asking them “Why didn’t she want me?” and them trying to explain
Honestly I’m not sure she would ever show up asking to see just him. She always loved the drugs too much, she’d be there asking for money and suddenly remember Jake exists. But I think if she was extendedly sober they’d consider it and let Jake decide.
Marie showed up asking for Jake, Chris thought he was going to throw up. He wanted nothing to do with her she was fucking shooting up when she knew she had Jake. How could she. But she says she’s sober for 8 months. End of the day it was Jakes choice he’s 12. He can make that choice.
Jake said he wanted nothing to do with her.
She didn’t look shocked when just Chris met back up with her for coffee. “It’s fine. I just wanted to see what he was like. Not exactly become a figure in his life.” God how could she. How could she. How could she not want to be part of that wonderful kid’s life.
When Chris goes home he finds them on the couch. Curled up on Ron’s lap, Jake has been crying and Ron looks like he’s cried a bit also.
Shit.
“Dad why. Why didn’t she love me enough. What was wrong with me.”
Chris breaks right then in there. “Baby no. She loved you. That’s why she gave you to us. She knew she would never be right.” Jake sniffs he nods. God no 12 year old should ever have to deal with this. “You guys love me right..?” Ron shudders. Chris wraps his arms around the two of them.
He looks up at Ron, “we never thought we’d have kids Jake, not because we didn’t want them but because it’s Texas and we’re gay. You made that dream happen.” Ron reaches a hand over to wipe the tears off of Jake’s face “chickie you are the best thing that’s ever happened, just because someone is biologically your parent doesn’t mean you’ve gotta acknowledge them in any way.”
Jake nods, “like you with your parents?” Ron nods, “exactly chickie.”
Chris brushes the hair off of Jake’s head, “wanna sleep in our room tonight?” Jake nods, “can Rocky sleep there too?” Ron sighs, “fine get that beast and get pajamas.”
Jake takes off, Chris takes his spot in Ron’s lap. “I can’t believe this.”
Ron traces a pattern on his hip, “from what you’ve said this is kinda on pattern for her.” Chris ducks his head under Ron’s chin curling as small as he can. “It is, just wish she’d left Jake out of it.”
“Come on let’s go get our kid and that mutt you got him and all sleep for at least 9 hours.”
Two years later there’s a funeral for a sister, and daughter, but on the grave it doesn’t say mother.
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