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ihiros · 30 days

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How General Shepard actually killed Roach

Me and my partner were talking and the image popped into my head of this happening. Might draw this better quality later.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #cod #gary roach sanderson #tw death #roach is awesome #general shepherd #cod mwii #cod mw2 2009 #roach cod #art

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 3 months

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Recently extinct species make me sad for all the usual and normal reasons (loss of life, biodiversity and unique life forms that experienced the world wholly uniquely and acted in it like no other, to name three), but a big thing that also makes me so sad is the forgetting that comes right after. Many endangered species are greatly ignored to begin with whilst alive of course, which is awful, but the way that extinction also causes us to forget. A species could’ve been so abundant a hundred years ago, people would’ve used a fish species or a tasty plant for food, or parents would’ve warned their children to not put a poisonous toadstool or insect in their mouth, a diver would exclaim, “Aha!” after emerging from the shallows holding an especially big bivalve, or someone making a species diary would sketch out a local bird or fasten a single flower to the page. But.. then the species goes extinct. It doesn’t exist anymore. None of these events, these actions happen anymore. Not with these species. The people who had these experiences dwindle out and they may not even realise that their experiences were among the last of their kind. And we forget.

#i was thinking about the new zealand greyling which was once abundant #the maori people used to fish it and use it for food #for generations upon generations this fish species was their normal #but now it is just gone #could they have guessed that this will happen? that their everyday food item would go extinct one day #i was also thinking about the atlantic sturgeon and how it went regionally extinct in the baltic #the old northern europe people knew sturgeons. heck we had them less than a hundred years ago still #it was a native fish just like any other. just like salmon and trout #now? no one talks about them #they are forgotten #we dont learn about them alongside the perch and the pike and the roach and the trout #they are a mystery of a time gone by here #and it makes me so sad… how quickly we forget. we shouldnt

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ellilyre · 1 year

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My opinion on who's the big/little spoon in MW2 ships

Ghostsoap - at first they both wanted to be the big spoon, so they just didn't spoon for some times. After getting more comfortable turn out they both like both positions. Soap likes how Ghost can wrap his whole body between his big arms, and Ghost loves how safe it makes him feel to be held

Alerudy - Alejandro always wanted to be the big spoon, which Rudy has no problems with. One time Rudy insisted to try switching positions and since then Alejandro has never asked to be the big spoon again

Körangi - Horangi prefers to be the big spoon but his arms get tired pretty fast. König don't really care about the position as long as they're close. They switch a lot of positions during the night

Pricegaz - Gaz is very enthusiasm about being little spoon. i can't blame him i'd kill for Price to spoon me

Ghostroach - Ghost is the big spoon here, and he tends to hold Roach very close, kinda like a teddy bear. Although if/when Ghost has nightmares Roach would turn around and hold him while being face-to-face

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octopiys · 1 year

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I'm back with more incorrect CoD quotes

Roach: Ghost is playing hard to get.

Roach: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Soap: Ghost! I thought you were dead!

Ghost: No, just in deep cover.

Soap: ...But it was an open casket.

Ghost: ....It was very deep.

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Ghost: Price, what are you doing?

Price: Making chocolate pudding.

Ghost: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Price: Because I've lost control of my life.

Price: Here's your pudding, Soap.

Soap: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Price:

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König: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Roach: Gaz, probably.

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Laswell: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Price: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Rodolfo: I just ended a five year relationship.

Gaz: Oh no, are you okay? I'm here to support you-

Rodolfo, glancing at Alejandro and Valeria: don't worry, it wasn't mine.

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Soap: Why are you like this??

Ghost: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Shadow: Do you have a self-care routine?

Graves: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Rodolfo: your Spanish sucks!

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Nikolai: There. How do I look?

Price: Like a cheap French harlot.

Nikolai: French?!

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Graves: *talking about Shepherd’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!

Laswell, shocked: Did someone else die?

Laswell: Oh shit

Laswell: Price!

Price: stop pretending I'm dying!

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mayflora-18 · 21 days

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Incorrect CoD Quotes #7

Sherlock, in response to being asked to sneak into Valeria’s house: Okay. Don’t worry, guys. I got your back!

*She steps behind Ghost*

Sherlock: From right here.

———

Laswell: Hey did you call General Shepherd a bitch?

Price: Yeaaahh! He changed the Wi-Fi password!

Laswell: You can’t be-

Nikolai: THAT BITCH CHANGED THE WI-FI PASSWORD!!!!

———

*Something bad and unexpected happens on a mission*

Nikolai: Why didn’t you tell me?!

Sherlock: Well, because I wanted us to fail.

Nikolai: 😑

Sherlock: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW!!!!

———

Graves: Hey, I always get the vibe that you, like, hate me or something.

Ghost: What?! Me, hate you?!

Ghost: …You’re right.

———

Soap: If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Ghost: Strong.

Gaz: Weak.

Price: A dumbass is what you are.

———

Alejandro: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Graves: …

Graves: And?

Alejandro: And you are.

———

Hadir: Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

*pounding footsteps can be heard from behind the door*

Alex, bursting through the door: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Hadir: Push is such a strong word. I prefer calling it … giving you a little nudge.

Alex: Oh I’ll give you a nudge when I shove mY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!

Price, covering Farah’s ears: Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the president!

———

Graves: Yo, what’s that song that goes like, “Despacito”?

Alejandro: Despacito?

Graves: Yeah. What’s the name?

Alejandro: DESPACITO

Graves: …Yeah. What’s the name?

Alejandro, pissed: Dios mío, you’re an idiot!

Graves: Thank you! Alexa, play “Dios mío, you’re an idiot!”

Echo Dot Alexa: Ok *starts playing Despacito*

Alejandro: 😦

Graves 😎

———

Ghost: What happens to the car if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time? Does it take a screenshot?

Price:

Soap:

Gaz:

Roach, wanting to be a little shit: Ye-

Sherlock being done with life: No. That’s it, I’m driving.

———

Soap: Go to bed! It’s 3am. If you don’t you’re going to hate yourself in the morning!

Roach: Jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning ✨REGARDLESS✨

———

Sherlock: I don’t want to be a person anymore.

Ghost: … What?

Sherlock: I’m tired of it.

Soap: 😥 Maybe we should talk about this-

Sherlock: I just wanna be a dinosaur.

Ghost:

Soap:

Roach: Me too!

———

*Sherlock walks into the rec room and drops her bag on the floor*

Sherlock: tEll mE wHy tHerE arE 7 BiLlioN peOplE On tHiS DAmN PlaNEt ANd NoT 1 pErsOn hAs A CrUsH On mE!? WhAt ThE HelL UNiveRsE?!!

Gaz, whose been pining for her since the day he met her: what about me 🥺

———

Roach, sleep deprived: All I want-

Soap: Oh no

Roach: -is for for someone to walk up to me-

Ghost: What’s going on now?

Roach: -look me in the eyes, put their hands on my face, and very passionately-

Gaz: Kiss you?

Roach: -twist as hard as they can and put me out of my fucking misery!

Price: Roach no

Roach: Roach yes

———

Laswell: John, aren’t you supposed to be on a Zoom call right now?

Price: I got kicked off already.

Laswell: Why! What did you do?!

Price: Well she said, “DoN’t GeT sMaRt WiTh Me!” and I said, “Then what are we paying you for?” and she did not like that!

Laswell: John that’s rude.

Price: …But I’m right on this.

———

Roach: Remember when you guys told me to go to the pharmacy?

Sherlock: *looks at Gaz before looking at Roach* Yess

Roach: Mmm they’re out of my ADHD medication for five days.

Sherlock: Oh my god-

Roach: It’s gonna be a fun week!

Gaz, already leaving the room: I’m going to my mother’s-

Sherlock, pissed that she would have to watch Roach by herself: What happened to “in sickness and in health”, motherfucker!?

———

Sherlock: I’m sorry guys… there’s nothing else we can do. Graves is dying, we’re gonna have to pull the plug.

Gen. Herschel Shepherd: Oh my god… Oh my god…

Soap: Can I do it?

Gen. Herschel Shepherd: What?

Soap: Can I pull the plug?

Gaz: Hey no! I wanna pull the plug!

Ghost: No fuck you! I get to do it!

Soap: This is bullshit! I wanna do it!

Price: NO! I-I’m the oldest, I should be the one to do it!

Ghost: I’ll thumb wrestle you for it.

Price: Fine, let’s go BITCHHH

Price & Ghost, hands together for thumb wrestling: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!

Gen. Herschel Shepherd: Are you two serious?!

Price: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE

Ghost: OH, YOU’RE GOING DOWN

Price: NOOO, NO, NO, NOO

Ghost: OHHHHHHHHHH

*Ghost wins*

Ghost: Yess

Price: NO

Ghost: yEsSSSSS

Price: DAMN IT

Ghost: Alright, where’s that plug?!

Soap: Where’s that plug?

Ghost: Where’s that mother fucking plug?!

Sherlock: Do you have ANY respecT?!

Ghost: No, I have 0 respect!

Soap: We have 0.

Price: We have 0 respect.

Gaz: I have nothing!

Gen. Herschel Shepherd: I can’t even believe this!

Sherlock: Yeah, me too. Alright let’s get this show on the road! I got some leftover lasagna at home, and it’s got my name on it!

———

Ghost: Good morning, everyone. God has let me live another day. And I’m about to make it EVERYONE’S problem.

Soap: Good morning to you too.

Price: 🤦‍♂️ I give up.

———

Alex: What do we do when we’re feeling sad?

Farah: Watch a murder documentary and plan out how to do it without getting caught?

Hadir’s soul in Hell: *scared shitless despite already being dead*

Alex: Jesus fuck, NO!

———

Soap: You guys won’t believe what just happened!

Ghost: What happened?

Soap: Some guy from Shadow Company wouldn’t leave Sherlock alone-

Nikolai, maternal uncle instincts kicking in: Excuse me!

Soap: -but she took care of it!

Price, to Sherlock: How’d you take care of it?

Sherlock: Simple. *clears throat* 🎶Row row row your boat, The fuck away from me, Felony felony just tried to test me, And I’m a cause a scene🎶

Nikolai, laughing: That’s my girl!

#call of duty #call of duty oc #cod sherlock #cod nikolai #chimera sherlock #kate laswell #incorrect call of duty quotes #captain john price #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro vargas #hadir karim #alex keller #inspired by youtube #gary roach sanderson #general shepherd #farah karim

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exhausted--soup · 5 months

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Hear me out here, Ghost originally being scared and overly cautious around Price, because even though everyone else seemed to see Price as something akin to a father figure, Ghost never got to know what a true father figure was like.

When he met General Shepherd, he had also been cautious, but for a different reason. Shepherd had reminded Ghost of his father so much it was uncanny. In the way that shepherd held himself, the way he spoke down to Ghost, everything. It was sort of a blessing and a curse to have someone so similar to his dad once again controlling his every move. On one side, it felt like home, like his family. On the other side, it felt like home.

In the end, Shepherds betrayal wasn't all that surprising for Ghost. Sure, he was angry and hurt, but he also couldn't say that he was surprised with it either. That didn't do anything to help how Ghost felt when he woke up in the medical unit days later. The first thing he'd felt when he woke up had been confusion, closely followed by crippling amounts of guilt. Guilt because he had seen Roach as a younger sibling of sorts, and he was supposed to protect Roach, to keep him alive and yet Ghost had failed at that. That guilt had never truly gone away, just existing in the back of his mind.

He had always kept one of Roach's dog tags in his uniform jacket to serve as a constant reminder to do better. When it finally came to Soap's death, it took a while for Ghost to be okay. He had taken both of Soap's - Johnny's - dog tags. He kept one on his chain with his own tags, and he had the other made into a ring with Johnny's name and soldier ID number engraved into it. That was one of the two rings he had to remind himself of soap. He kept the ring made from Soap's tag on his ring finger, and it led to a lot of new recruits asking if he was married. Ghost never really denied it, he just dodged the question instead.

The other ring had been the ring that he had gotten made for Johnny for Christmas one year. The ring had been made from the knife that Soap had used to stay alive in Las Almas, after Ghost had managed to steal it. He kept that ring on the chain with the two dog tags around his neck, another constant reminder of Johnny.

Another thing that Ghost had to remind himself of Soap was Soaps cologne and aftershaves, along with some of the jackets large enough to somewhat fit him. He occasionally would spray Soaps jackets with the aftershave to smell like Soap, and when he would inevitably run out, he would always buy more because sometimes he just needed the comfort - the smell of Johnny.

#ghost call of duty #soapghost #john mactavish fanart #cod mw #simon ghost riley #simon riley #john soap mactavish #general shepherd #john price #gary roach sanderson #cod roach

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blakbonnet · 2 years

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Izzy *gets down on one knee*

Roach: OHMYGOD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!

Izzy *collapses*

Roach: the poison is working 🙂✌️

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd roach #izzy hands #rizzy #what's their ship name?#from an incorrect quotes generator lmao #cause the roach and Izzy shipping post just wouldn't leave me alone #meow speaks

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roachy-draws · 1 month

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Hi, what about Roach watching a horror movie?

R: ...no

(I feel like he wouldn't like horror movies, not because they're scary, but because he already deals with enough traumatizing stuff in his job. he just wants to go home and relax, laugh, sleep, and just enjoy being a civilian yk?)

((But if someone asked him, he would watch a horror movie with them))

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snow--berry · 5 months

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Random CoD headcanons

Characters: Roach, Horangi and König

Roach

Mute, ever since he was a child. Knows BSL for obvious reasons and is very willing to teach.

He's still trying to teach Soap, but it's not very successful. (Inspired by hurrraaid's falconry AU and Soap struggling to learn BSL there)

May or may not be autistic, I haven't decided yet, but he probably is.

Squish his face! Squish his face!

He goes by he/him and they/them.

Definitely has freckles.

Roach and Ghost grew up together, I don't make the rules. So like 90% of the CoD fandom, I'll blatantly ignore the canon.

He's a chaotic gremlin. He hides in the vents and you can't do anything about it.

Will steal your food at lunch.

Especially if you shit talk him or people he cares for.

Roach has stolen Ghost's food for fun a couple of times and given it to Soap.

He insults you in BSL when you piss him off and you probably will not know unless you're Ghost or Price. Or Gaz maybe.

If you know BSL he'll probably tease you, because he knows most people won't understand. And because this man just loves chaos. Especially if he's the cause of it.

He's the type of person to draw on your face if you're asleep early during a sleep over.

Roach isn't as short as most people think.

Stares.

I don't think he'd be as interested in football as Price, for example, is.

He's hard to get rid of, just like a real roach. Whether's he's being super loyal or making your life hell depends on what you may, or may not, have done.

Horangi

He bites. You will never be able to change my mind on this.

He's also attempted to bite König through the mask couple of times.

Also not as short as people usually make him out to be. Still shorter than Ghost though.

New recruits are dared to put a tiger-ear headband on his head to test their bravery.

He grew accustomed to it and usually tries to ignore it.

Definitly has ADHD.

And is a nightmare to be around when he's out of his meds.

Horangi comes off as really impatient. Idk why.

He struggled with learning English.

Acts like a cat, will push stuff off of tables just because he can.

I know what I said about him not being short, but if he was he'd totally climb cupboards and shelves if he had to to reach things.

Sassy as hell for no reason.

His face looks very squishable to me. He'd probably try to bite if I tried but it'd be worth a shot.

I feel like he'd kinda hate K-Pop because of some/most of the stereotypes that come with it.

Probably should not be allowed to drive.

Total cat person.

König

He's insecure about his accent.

In addition to being (canonly) socially anxious, I think he has autism as well.

I feel like he'd go non-verbal when he's overwhelmed or having a sensory overload.

He likes making German and Austrian dishes.

He doesn't handle spice very well and almost died (at least that's what he claims) when eating Korean food once and now refuses to eat it when Horangi offers.

He gets a bit upset when people confuse Austrians for Germans, mush them together or similar. Even if it's a common thing.

König has an accent while speaking German as well, because Germans and Austrians (can) sound very different from eachother. Especially in slang and general vocabulary.

I headcanon him with blonde, shoulder-length hair.

And a scarred face.

He also has a squishable face. All three of them do.

König has freckles as well, but only in summer and only a few.

Probably has eye bags.

Also stares, but by accident.

I think König gets flustered easily, for some reason.

That's all for now! Have a nice day/night! :)

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incorrect-our-flag-means-death · 6 months

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Roach: Do you cook?

Ed: I made breakfast once.

Stede: Yeah, it was good.

Ed: Really?

Stede, softly: Don’t make me lie twice, Ed.

#ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect ofmd #incorrect our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd season two #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #gentlebeard #roach ofmd #source: perchance generator #my man put twine on it #we love him #he’s trying his best

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welldonekhushi · 2 years

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First of all, thank you all for those lovely birthday wishes and gifts! Seriously, you guys are awesome and, I'd never forget what you did for me 🥹💕

So further moving! In celebration of Modern Warfare II's early campaign release tomorrow, I've decided to make some vines over the 141 (including some OC's!) before we might ever fall into the bottom pit 😩

The characters that are present in this video are namely — the 141 team along with the OC's Scarlet (mine), Jade (@sleepyconfusedpotato) and Aly! (@alypink)

I think I wouldn't try being active here just go avoid possible spoilers, so don't mind the inactivity for a while! I hope you like it and, see you all tomorrow! <3

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 4 months

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Here's my drawings of different levels of anthropomorphic fish again

They're too good to be left under the cut!

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robiinurheart33 · 1 month

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Soap being jealous of roach? (TW for slight panic attack(?), intrusive thoughts and gore) - angst no comfort

Everyone knows how hard soap feels. He loves with his whole being; he loves with shoulder pats, confident and casual small talk, tiny gestures that mean the world to the people around him.

What everyone probably does not know is that soap feels hard for every single emotion. Anger is simple enough to see: steadfast disobedience at clear orders, growling at choices he doesn’t agree with, bubbling up in his throat to explode sometimes in the form of a punch.

Empathy is one of the things soap chooses to push down at times - it’s hard to do what he does if he thinks about the people involved too hard. Every opportunity he allows himself to connect emotionally with the people around him; he does.

Jealousy however; isn’t a foreign emotion to him. Contrary to what people may see on surface level, soap is not positive. He can laugh and smile, but he can just as easily shout and sneer. Soap isn’t proud of this, and he despises feeling this way almost every single day. There is a reason he’s so friendly all the time - the constant and very real fear of being replaced. He has to leave his mark, he has to be remembered. When he dies, what will he show for it? Will people remember him? Will people miss him? Will people even care?

So when this…roach shows up, how exactly is he supposed to react? He tries really hard; he really really does, but he knows it’s all futile in the end. Soap can handle him having inside jokes with Price and Gaz, Price looking at him exactly like how he sees all of 141, with pride and a trusting gaze. Soap quietly seethes. Gaz has inside jokes with roach, clapping him on the back and giving him a noogie, like roach is his little brother. Soap bites the inside of his cheek and it explodes with a stinging metal taste. But he cannot help the sickening jealousy that finally bursts in his head when he sees the soft crinkle of ghost’s eye when roach smiles at him.

What a fuckin’ cockroach.

He blinks, looking away quickly to take a sip of his beer, the lights in the bar suddenly too bright, the non-stop chattering suddenly too loud; and everything is crashing down at once. Everything is wrong. This is just wrong. He pushes it down though, smiles just the right way, laughs just in the right pitch. He couldn’t resist resting an elbow on ghost’s shoulder though, placing it there like a signal. See? He allows me to do this. Only me. I’m closer to him than you are.

Only when ghost finishes his bourbon, he picks up roach’s drink and takes a sip. Soap’s eyes widen slightly, only conveying a tiny ass fraction of the pure surprise that explodes in his body, locking him rigid. He glances between Price and Gaz, acting as if this is completely normal. Even when Ghost gives off an approving hum, placing down the glass with a small thunk, the sound echoing through soap’s mind. Even when roach acts like that was nothing. Even when they don’t notice soap hasn’t contributed in the conversation as much as he usually does. Even when- even when- even-

Soap takes the biggest gulp of air he can take discreetly, blowing it out into his cup as he takes another fuckin sip. Just like Ghost did with Roach’s glass.

He stands up, not patting Ghost’s shoulder as he tells them he needs to take a piss. He doesn’t look at any of them. He physically can’t. Every time he blinks he sees himself punching roach in the face, ripping the mask off and stuffing it down his throat. He sees himself breaking a beer bottle in half, slicing his neck cleanly and watching the blood steadily pour out. He sees himself sobbing at the table, begging to know that he isn’t a replacement to roach. He sees himself banging his head against the table until his brain matter slides off and falls onto the ground. He-

Soap dunks his head under the tap, taking in heaps of air until he’s borderline hyperventilating, trying to not get lost in his own head. He knows it isn’t roach’s fault. He’s been great company he’s the fucking worst and everything he’s feeling is the culmination of his own insecurity. But fuck, if that doesn’t just piss him off even more. Knowing there isn’t an actual reason to hate roach. He groans, slamming the edge of his palm to his forehead repeatedly to try and clear his brain.

Soap wants to rip this ugly feeling out of his chest, he wants to be normal. He needs to be normal. Soap wants to grab the black tar that gathers in his throat and chest, cleanse himself of everything. Soap wants to rip his hair out. Soap wants to know that he is safe. Soap wants to scratch his skin raw. Soap wants to bleed until he cannot feel anymore. Soap wants-

Soap looks up from the sink as the bathroom door opens. Speak of the god damned devil. Roach and Soap make eye contact with each other, an awkward silence filling the air for a few seconds before

Hey.

“Hey man.”

Roach shuffles a bit awkwardly to the sink, filling the silence with the sound of running water as soap dries his face. Just as he was about to turn and walk out the door, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Soap’s tense muscles somehow locked even more as he turned towards roach, hoping his facial expression wasn’t saying I hope you die in a ditch somewhere.

Sorry if tonight was awkward. I know how disorienting it can be to meet new people out of the blue. Especially since I used to be part of 141 and stuff… Roach’s hands falter and he wrings his hands nervously, as if not knowing what to say. Soap just stares at him. And…you seem like a really nice person. I would wanna get to know you better, if that’s okay with you? Roach looks at him with hesitation and Soap does. Not. Move. He probably took a lot longer than usual to reply, to even move or change his facial expression, but once his mind truly absorbs the words,

“Of course. Any friend of 141 is a friend of mine.” Soap automatically pats roach on the back and gives him an all teeth smile. Crinkles at the eyes. Warm look. Roach relaxes instantly, clapping him on the bicep.

Idiot. It’s probably a good thing no one else really knows how he feels.

#robs ramblings #I really need to work on how to end my blurbs #man #hope this is good tho #I quite like it #I have another draft up in the bank that’s fluff and angst #you guessed it #it’s ghoap #I rlly like soap being jealous #the jealous troupe in general #banger I eat that shit UP #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson

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dark-hazy-skies · 3 months

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#tumblr polls #Cod #Soap #Roach #General sheperd #cod modern warfare #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson

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octopiys · 1 year

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I'm back with more incorrect quotes pt. I've lost count

Anyone on the team: captain, I screwed up, big time.

Price, with his head in his hands: boys, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Ghost: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Soap, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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Soap: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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König: That was so hot, Horangi.

Horangi: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

König: I'm so in love with you.

-

Roach, planning an undercover op: You cannot be Blake Bortles.

König: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-

Gaz, under his breath: Don’t say Jortles.

König: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

-

Roach: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Soap, looking at Roach: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Roach and Soap in unison: *sighs* Ghost

-

Graves, grinning: Before you were what?

Rodolfo: Before I was-

Graves: What?

Rodolfo: Before I was inter-

Graves: Before you were interrupted?

Rodolfo: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Graves: What?

Rodolfo: *goes completely silent*

Alejandro, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.

-

Shepherd: But who gets which pencil?

Price: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Nikolai gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Price: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Alejandro: No.

Graves: No.

Price: Didn't think so.

-

Ghost: *tapping fingers on table*

Soap: *taps fingers back furiously*

Gaz: …What’s going on?

Price: Morse code. They’re talking.

Ghost: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Soap: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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What I think the Call of Duty Modern Warfare characters favorite resident Evil characters are and no I'm not elaborating.

Price: Barry Burton

Soap: Carlos Oliveira

Roach: Raymond Vester

Ghost: Leon Kennedy (Says it's hunk tho)

Gaz: Keith Lumley

Laswell: Jill Valentine

Alex: Ada Wong

Farah: Piers Nivans

Hadir: Dylan Blake

Alejandro: Rebecca Chambers

Rudy:Moira Burton

Valeria: Alex Wesker (the superior Wesker)

Graves:Albert Wesker

Shepherd:Morgan Lansdale

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